A/N: Thanks guys for all z reviews, follows, and favorite i love'em! Enjoy! And yes Kaylee is a Mary Sue otherwise she would've died many a chapters ago :)

The next day

Kaylee was awoken by the sharp pain in her stomach. Her eyes flutter open to see her room. She looked around confused 'was it just a dream?' she rolls over only to fall out of bed. "GAWDDAMN SHIT." Kaylee cursed as the pain from her side increase. She heard footsteps then the door creaking open. Light flooded the room as it was switched on. Kaylee clamps her eyes shut from the brightness and growled in annoyance. "Turn that damn light off." She hissed.

"Tch grouch." Hidan scoffed walking towards her. Kaylee glares up at him waiting for him to insult her or attempt to kill her but all he did was crouch down in front of her and glared back. They sat there for a few minutes glaring at each til Hidan offers his hand out. Kaylee's becomes baffled by his action.

"Really?" she asked staring at him with wide eyes.

"Before I change my mind, seriously." Hidan said irritated rolling his eyes. Kaylee hesitant grabbed his hand. "Truce." He said pulling her up to her feet. A smile spreads across Kaylee's face.

*Ding-Dong*

Kaylee's smile falters. "What time is it?"

"Two o'clock" Hidan let go of her hand and looked away towards the door.

"Two in the morning?" Kaylee looks at him confused. 'Who in their right mind would come over this late?' Hidan looks back at her annoyed.

"No, in the afternoon dumbass." He then starts to leave the room but stops. They hear the front door being open and a voice that Kaylee had hope to have not heard.

"Oh my goodness Kaylee's finally got a boyfriend! And a cute one at that!"

Kaylee's whole face pales, Hidan notices and smirks. "What's the matter Ama? Afra-" His smirk disappears when Kaylee grabs him by the shoulders and starts shaking him back and forth.

"My parents are here! My parents are here, Hidan! They. Are. Here!" Kaylee panicked shaking him more. "And poor Kakuzu-chan is down there with them!" Hidan couldn't help but burst out laughing. "We must save him from my parents!" Kaylee grabs Hidan pulling him out the door.

"Shouldn't it be the other way around considering Kakuzu's temper?"

"You would reconsider that thought if you knew my parents."

Kakuzu did a quick transformation justu and then opens the door to be greeted by a couple looking to be in they're forties. A lady with blonde but almost white looking hair and bright blue eyes looks up at Kakuzu and flashes him a big huge smile.

"Oh my goodness Kaylee's finally got a boyfriend! And a cute one at that!" she squealed stepping closer to pinch Kakuzu, he quickly dodges her attack to his cheek.

"What a handsome young fellow. What's your name son?" the man asked with brown eyes staring up at him he had brown hair that was balding and greying. The man put his hand out to shake but Kakuzu just stood there glaring at the two thinking if he should just kill them or not.

"MOM, DAD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?" Kaylee screeched running down the stairs with a half-naked Hidan on her tail. 'Killing seems to be out of the question.' Kakuzu mused to himself.

"Oh sweetie there you are! Oop did we interrupt you two?" her mother greeted placing her small hand over her mouth noticing the half nakedness of both of them. Hidan and Kakuzu both cocked a brow in confusion.

"What!?" Kaylee looks at her mother bewilder. Why would her mother come to that conclusion?

"It's about time you lost your virginity to a man. I was starting to think you were lesbian sweetheart." Her father beamed.

"DAD!" Kaylee screeched

"You're still a virgin?" Hidan asked quietly.

"HID-HI BRYAN!" Kaylee stutter his name not wanting to say his real name in front of her parents.

"Aw Bryan what a cute name. Did we interrupt you two playing dirty doctor and naughty nurse. Her father and I use do it while her and her brother went to school. It was so much fun!" Her mother chirped.

"MOTHER NO! WE WERE DOING NO SUCH THING!" by now Kaylee's face was beaming the brightness of red.

"Then what's with the bandage's around your stomach?" her father asked. Kaylee looks down to her stomach to see the said bandages then realize that she was only in her training bra and shorts. By now her face was redder than a tomato and she ran right back up the stairs to throw on a shirt.

"So who was the lucky fellow to bed my daughter first?" the father asked smiling at the two. Kakuzu and Hidan stared doe eyed not sure if they should answer that.

"DAD!" Kaylee roared stomping back down the stairs. "Neither of these jerkoffs are my boyfriend!"

"Are they paid prostitutes? Cause I wouldn't mind doing it with tall, dark, and handsome." Her mother winked at Kakuzu.

"MOTHER! NO THEY ARE NOT PROSTITUTES!" Kaylee screeched yet again, at any time now she's going to lose her voice.

"Hired dates then?" her father asked.

"NO! Father. No. They are not." Kaylee was on her last nerve and was on the brink of bursting into tears from the humiliation and frustration.

"Then are they-"

"Mother, Father they are roommates nothing more. Nothing sexual has happened. No romance. No nothing. Kapeesh? Comprender?"

"So does that make you a les-" "OUTSIDE NOW!" Kaylee pushed the two out the still opened door she then slams the door behind her.

"Tehe…heh..ahahahahahaha!" Hidan doubled over laughing. Kakuzu glares at him for a second and then looks at the closed door.

"What are you two doing here?" Kaylee hissed through gritted teeth.

"Oh darling is it a sin to visit our only living child which we haven't seen in at least 4 years?" her mother questioned back. Kaylee averts her glare to the ground sheepishly.

"No but that does not mean you have to embarrass me in front my roommates." Kaylee growled.

"Aw sweetie we didn't mean too." Her mother cooed brushing the bangs out of Kaylee's face.

"You do it every single time you visit me! Every. Single. Time!" Kaylee swats her mother's hand away fuming. Last time they visit they had come to her work and she does not dare to want to recall what happened back then.

"Alright how about we come back later around dinner time and just let you cool down for now." Her father suggested wrapping his arm around Kaylee's shoulder and giving her a tight squeeze. 'how about you leave and never come back.' Kaylee thought gravely.

"I don-" "Sounds like a plan!" her mother chirped kissing her daughter's cheek then happily walked off to the car with her father in tow. "See you later sweetheart." Her mother blows her kiss before she gets into the car and takes off. Kaylee stares at the departing car in disbelief. Tears start to form in her blue eyes. "They-They're coming back." She gasped "THEY'RE COMING BACK! God why must you be so cruel to me!?" she cried out to the sky, dropping to her knees. The door clicks open behind her.

"What the hell are you doing? Trying to create a scene? Kakuzu growled poking his head out.

"Shut the fuck up I'm trying to be dramatic here." Kaylee hissed glaring at him from the corner of her eye which in return only angered him. He grabbed the back of her shirt dragging her off the ground and into the house then promptly dropping her on her arse. She sat there in fetal position hugging her knees while rocking back and forth.

"They're coming back." Kaylee murmured.

"Want us to kill them?" Hidan asked watching her rock. She shook her head no vigorously.

"So those were your parents. They seemed rather promiscuous." Kakuzu said also watching her rock back and forth. Kaylee stops rocking and lets out a soft chuckle.

"Ya they're like that. If my mother hadn't gotten diagnose with PID after I was born I believe I would have like 15 more brothers and sisters, seriously. My parents are sex addicts and they encourage it."

"If they encourage it then why the fuck, are you still a fucking virgin?" Hidan asked sitting on the stairs since no one was moving from their spot. Kaylee glares at him.

"That's none of your damn business." She snarled at him.

"What couldn't find a man to fuck your ugly ass?" Hidan jeered.

"For your information I've had plenty of opportunities. Thanks to my parents trying to hook me up with every man they meet on the street, literally...which I have rejected every single one of them." Kaylee had pause looking a bit sad before she had finish the sentence off proudly.

"What the fuck? Why?" Hidan asked baffled not believing the last part.

"I am not doing it with some random guy they find off the street, der." She scoffed glaring at Hidan.

"Have you ever had a boyfriend?" Kakuzu inquired.

"No..and I don't plan on having one ever." Kaylee responded averting her gaze to the front door.

"Why?"

"Is this 21 questions!? No. I find relationships pointless." Kaylee growled looking at the ground then getting up and heading towards the front door.

"Teh I bet it was the other way around and you were rejected by every single one of them." Hidan taunted. Kaylee opens the door then slams it behind her on the way out. "Ha she didn't deny it!" Kakuzu rolled his eyes at his partners' conjecture. Kaylee quickly came back in and grab the keys then left again. "Where the fuck is she going?" Hidan asked walking towards the front door.

"She better not be running away." Kakuzu followed Hidan out the door. As she was about to pull out of the drive Kakuzu opens the passenger's door. "Where do you think you're going?" Kakuzu demanded

"Grocery shopping I need to buy items for dinner." Kaylee rolled her eyes.

"How do we know you're not running off?" Hidan asked suspicious stepping besides Kakuzu. Kakuzu then takes a seat inside the jeep.

"Ha even if I do run off my parents will send a search squad of sorts after me."

"How would you know?" Hidan asked swinging the jeep's door back and forth absentmindedly.

"Because they've done it before." She grumbled shifting her eyes to the drivers' window. "I wish they would leave me alone forever." Kaylee droned leaning back and resting her head onto the driver's headrest. She turns her head towards Hidan and speaks before he could say anything. "and not be dead." She added narrowing her eyes at Hidan.

"What?" Hidan asked defensively.

"You should just get a boyfriend so they'll stop harassing you."

"Teh HA! No way. They won't stop once I get one, they will then start harassing me bout getting married and then having a bunch of grandchildren for them." Kaylee rolled her eyes once more. "Look I need to go now, get out or close the door." She orders putting the jeep in reverse. Kakuzu closes the door.

"What the fuck?" Hidan asked lost. Were they ditching him!?

"Hidan stay here just in case they come back before us." Kaylee ordered again

"What!? Why the fuck do I need to stay here!?" Hidan shouted.

"Well obliviously I don't want them calling the search squad. So be a good boy and stay put kay?" She smiled at him tilting her head to the side. Kaylee pulled out of the driveway before he could do anything horrible to her.