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They rode in silence to the grocery store. Kaylee parked the jeep and turned the engine off she lets out a sigh before she spoke.
"This. Is. The. Last. Store. In the 10 mile radius of my house that I am not banned from do NOT screw it up." She spoke slowly and lowly staring at him from the corner of her eye as she unbuckled her seat belt.
"Who do you think you're talking to?" Kakuzu growled already losing his temper. Kaylee turns her head to fully face him with a deadpan expression.
"You seriously do not want me to answer that." She replied getting out of the jeep. Kaylee runs her hand through her hair as she walks through the parking lot with Kakuzu on her tail. 'Of all times why did they have to come visit now? Why couldn't they have visit months before I met Mr. Jackass and Sir Asshole or just not at all. Argh now I have to worry bout dinner and the two jackwads tempers. Oh gawd I hope Hidan doesn't do anything stupid if my parents come back before we do. Shit maybe it-"
*BEEP BEEP*
"AH!" Kaylee squeak as a pink minivan almost ran her over.
"WATCH WHERE YER GOING YA BIMBO!" the driver of the minivan yelled out.
"YOU FUCKING ASSTART PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY AND GET A FRICKING MANLYER CAR! PINK SUCKS." Kaylee screamed back she then focus her attention to Kakuzu who was on the left of her now. "Why didn't you fucking warn me?!" She screeched.
"I was hoping you get hit." Kakuzu mumbled sticking his pinky in his ear from the screaming.
"pft some gentleman you are." Kaylee scoffed. She then storms off into the market grabbing a cart along the way and walks down the first aisle. Scanning the shelving for a certain item she soon spots it. As she reaches for it, her hand gets slapped away.
"Ow, what the hell?" she glares at her attacker which was Kakuzu of course, who was also glaring back.
"Don't start." she warned rubbing her hand.
"The store brand is much cheaper" he pointed out picking up said item.
"The store brand tastes like shit."
"The only difference between this" he points to the store brand "and that" he points to the item Kaylee had her hand hovering over "is that you're paying extra for the brand name."
"Bullshit there's a lot of differences especially in the taste." Kaylee scrunched her face up while sticking her tongue out in distaste.
"I bet if you were blind folded you couldn't tell the difference between the two." Kakuzu then drops the item into the cart.
"Pfft I bet I could I have a keen sense of taste!" Kaylee claimed taking the item out of the cart and placing it back on the shelf. She then grabbed the brand name item and took off running down the aisle with the cart. Kakuzu stood there for a moment glaring at her back thinking why the hell is he letting her live. His thoughts were interrupted when suddenly he senses a familiar chakra signature from behind him. He quickly glances back to only to spot an old lady pushing a cart slowly down the aisle and the chakra dissipates as quickly as it had appeared. Kakuzu looks forward to see Kaylee turning a corner before continuing on to follow he looks back one more time.
"Hey Kakuzu which one you think would be more deadly?" Kaylee asked picking two different cans off the shelf. Kakuzu raises a brow looking at the two cans of beans.
"Why?"
"Because I want to get revenge on my mother and dad loves beans! And since you're old and wise I figured you would know. So which one?" Kaylee asked shoving the cans into his hands. Kakuzu glares at her for a moment then at the cans of beans.
"It wouldn't matter, beans don't cause foul odor." He shrugged handing her back the cans.
"Then what does?" Kaylee asked curiously reading the ingredients off one of the cans. Kakuzu shifts his eyes to the right.
"There's garlic, milk, meat…well anything with a lots of sulfur gives you-" Kakuzu cuts his sentence short sensing the familiar chakra again this time ahead of him. He catches a bit a blonde hair disappearing into another aisle. Kakuzu sprints down the aisle and turns into the other aisle to catch the person but there was no one down the aisle except him "What the hell?"
"So do you think chili would" Kaylee pauses and looks to her left to meet empty space. "...do…the...trick? WHERE THE HELL HE GO?" she fumed but her fuming was cut short when a black hair woman crashes into her making her fall to the ground. "Oof…Ow fucking ay my tailbone!"Kaylee gritted then glared up at the woman who was now running down the aisle with a blonde. "Watch where you going, dolt!" she yelled after the women. The black hair lady let out a small giggle which Kaylee could of swore she heard it before and vanished around the corner. From the other end of the aisle Kakuzu was waltzing on down with his hands in pockets (to keep himself from strangling people) looking frustrated as all hell. He glares down at Kaylee who continued to sit on ground waiting for the pain to subdue.
"Don't tell me you tripped over thin air because I would believe you." He said staring at her not even bothering to help her up instead he hunches over the cart resting his forearms on the handle.
"I did not! A crazy lady ran me over! It was a hit and run I should sue." Kaylee grumbled out as she slowly got to her feet then rubbing her sore ass. "Where you run off too?"
"Someone's stalking us." He grumbled eyeing the end of the aisle.
"Fantastic! Now move a side I need to use this buggy as support. My ass hurts." Kaylee waved off his seriousness and wobbled (since each step was painful) toward him and the cart. Kakuzu watches her for a moment then takes off walking down the aisle with the cart. "HEY! Get back here you asstart!" she continues wobbling towards him as he turns the corner.
Meanwhile…fufufufu
"Fucking assholes fucking leaving me with nothing to do but wait. I should sacrifice all her neighbors for this blasphemy shit." Hidan gritted pacing back and forth in the living room. Headlights flash through the window bringing his pacing to a stop. Soon there was knocking at the door which Hidan didn't bother to answer but just glare at it. Whoever it was came bustling in, Hidan recognize them to be Kaylee's parents.
"Kaylee sweetie were back!" Kaylee's mother said in a sing song voice walking in she stops when she notices Hidan was the only one to greet her.
"Johnny where's Kaylee?" she asked looking towards Hidan with hope that he knew. Hidan folded his arms and licked his lips not bothering to correct her. 'Hmm what to do? What do to?' he ponder trying to think of how he can dispose of them cause surely he does not want to deal with them. An idea came to him as a devious grin became plaster onto his face that would put the Grinch's to shame. Dun dun duuuuuuunnnnnnn.
