Master of Dragons God: Can I get a REAL fucking review please? What do you LIKE about the fic?

Mr . unknow: Spidey can adjust his bodies bio-electric field with weird pseudo-science bullshit. Basically 'sticky fingers'. And in passing mention it his stated that his 'sticky fingers' are 'amazing' for women.

CRUDEN: Fanboy's are normally seen as over obsessed with their fandom and 'Batman Fanboys' are normally like "Oh! Batman could kill Goku and One Punch Man and Superman easily if he had time to plan! Batman is awesome and unstoppable!" while I am a FAN where I know Batman is powerful but he is over hyped and I know his limits.

Remzal Von Enili: 1) I am being polite for the first few. And 2) I didn't know Lex's hair colour.

Spawn Hades: An awesome loophole of Tanteric energy.

Here are a few reviews answered by Ghost:

Guest of June 19th: Really? Going with "Plot Armour"? Please leave. We don't need trolls who hide behind "Guest" giving us answers like this.

Spawn Hades: You'll have to wait and see. We've got a good plot with it.

Remzal Von Enili: First) That's up to Grey. Second) We honestly didn't know WHAT colour hair Lex had in the comics, it was an honest mistake.

CRUDEN: We're not saying that being a fanboy is bad, nor is it wrong to be passionate about something you enjoy. It's that some fans are almost obsessed with proving everyone wrong in a certain subject and it rubs others the wrong way when they try and have a civil conversation. And yes, there is a chance of a red-head.

gunman: Yeah, it's never easy for Spidey.

Mr . unknow: Yeah, it's what we were going for.

Co-Writter: GhostKaiser23

Disclaimer: I don't own Spider-Man or DC


AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Woop, here is a new chapter. Last one of the day. Hope you enjoy!


Spider-Man/ DC Comics

Spider-Man's DC life

Chapter 9: Black K, GO!


Peter smiled, cooking breakfast. The smell of the breakfast was wafting throughout the house and into the noses of the members of the house. Zatanna and Mary came down happily while Lexi, Karen and Dinah walked down smiling at the smell and their super peaceful sleep "Morning all." Peter smiled, serving up the plates

"Oooh! This looks good." Mary smiled

"You can cook?" Karen asked interested

"Yeah...it came from time and experience." Peter chuckled

"Looks edible." Lexi joked

"Tastes even better." Peter retorted. Dinah smiled, happily eating

"This is delicious. Where'd you come up with this?" Lexi asked

"Home. Cooked it for my aunt." Peter shrugged 'Jeez...Aunt May...I hope she's alright.' Peter thought as he played up the rest of the cooked breakfast and he was suddenly very sad

"Peter? What's wrong?" Mary asked kindly

"Just miss my Aunt." He shrugged, sitting down "Well... She was more like a mother to me."

"I can understand that." Karen answered knowing about a surrogate/ foster parent. Peter nodded, everyone continuing to eat in a comfortable silence

"Hmm...delicious." Zatanna smiled rubbing her belly.

"Thank you Peter." Mary smiled

"You're welcome." He nodded

"So...visiting the Titans today right?" Karen asked

"Yes? Why?" Zatanna frowned

"Just...just wondering." Karen answered

"Her this world counterpart is part of the Titans." Dinah pointed out

"Ah...well I think company is well received." Peter smiled

"Thank you." Karen smiled

"Us too?" Lexi asked

"Well? Three's a crowd...what's four upwards?" Zatanna asked

"Good." Dinah nodded

"You DO have a change of clothes right?" Peter asked

"... Not with us." Lexi blushed a bit

"Oy..." Zatanna groaned "We'll get you something."

"Magic?" Peter suggested to Zatanna and waved his hands

"Sure Peter." Zee smiled and with a gesture of her hands and her spell she fully clothed the three guests. They were surrounded by pink mist and where now in fresh cloths

"Wow, thank's Zee." Dinah smiled

"No problem." She smiled

"These are nice." Lexi smiled

"Really nice...thanks for covering my...you know what's." Karen smiled

"Since when where you so modest?" Mary chuckled

"Since I noticed Peter constantly looking upwards in my direction." Karen teased

"Hey!" Peter snapped lightly, looking away blushing

"Oh REALLY?" Mary and Zatanna looked at him

"... Boob window. Seriously?" Peter explained, frowning himself

"We don't blame you." Zatanna hugged him.

"Good." He nodded, before he grinned and added "Because then you'd be hypocrites. Come on, we've got to get ready."

The blushing Zatanna and Mary followed him while the others laughed


*time skip*

"We're here." Dinah sighed happily. The group arrived in Jump City, the warm sun shining over them gently

"Jump City? Who names these places?" Peter asked "Gotham and Metropolis I get...but Jump City?"

"No idea." Mary shrugged

"So where are the Titans?" Peter asked

"Over there." Lexi pointed to a giant "T" shaped building on a small island

"...No seriously." Peter deadpanned

"She's serious." Dinah nodded

"...Could it BE any more of a target?" Peter asked

"Make it out of neon." Zatanna smiled

"True." Peter chuckled

"Come on, this way." Zatanna pointed

Peter nodded, following. As they headed to the tower they noticed that Jump City was a quiet place. Much like Metropolis, but that it had iconic locations like Gotham "Such a strange place." Peter shrugged "Very nice to though."

"I know...Here we are." Mary pointed to Titan's Tower.

"This place is actually very cool up close." Peter smirked

"I know...Kori? Garfield? Anyone in?" Mary asked as she pressed the intercom

"I am." Tim's voice said "Come on in."

"Hey Tim." Peter chuckled through the intercom.

"Spidey." Tim greeted as the door opened, letting them in

"How's it going kid?" Peter shook his hand

"Great." Tim nodded before he noticed the women with Peter "... Huh?"

"Hi Tim." Karen waved

"Ah-ha...Err...I didn't expect SIX of you to come..." Tim commented

"Sorry if this is a problem." Peter chuckled

"No...no not a big one...but...it's a surprise." Tim answered "Drink?" he asked

"Of course." Zatanna nodded, the group going to the kitchen


*time skip*

"So...you three were doing WHAT at Peter's place?" Tim asked

"Just...visiting. It was late so we slept over." Karen half-lied.

"Yea." Peter nodded, blushing a tiny bit

"Hey Tim, is Peter and his family here yet?" a voice called out, the voice belonging to a green skinned teen wearing a white and purple outfit walked inside with several other teens

"Through here BB." Tim answered

As each came in they were greeted warmly by Peter and his company. The first was a buff teen male wearing a black shirt that had a red Superman symbol on his chest, blue jeans and thick brown boots

The second was a blonde haired girl wearing a blue long sleeved shirt with a red Superman S on her chest, she looked eerily similar to Karen; she also wore a blue skirt with red boots that rode up to her kneecaps and a slimmer, less muscled body, and less developed ass and breasts

The next girl was silver haired with an eye-patch like mask over her left eye. Her costume was mostly comprised of black with burnt orange accents; on her right shoulder was a large pad with a skull and crossbones with a similar eye-patch motif and across her back was a katanna.

The girl after that was a teen girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes wearing a red skin tight long sleeve shirt with Wonder Woman's golden 'WW' on it in a fancy design, blue hip hugger jeans and slightly heeled black boots with a golden lasso hanging from her belt and silver bracelets around her wrists

The next hero was wearing a full-body dark blue-black cloak with a golden belt. Her cape had a hood, she had blue heeled thigh-high boots, a black sleeveless and armless leotard with a loincloth-style ankle length skirt and near shoulder length dark blue opera gloves that did not cover her hands but looped around her middle finger

And finally there was the young boy in a full-body yellow and red costume that looked similar to The Flash. It was just cut off around the top of his head showed off his brown hair

"Whoa...what's with the company?" Beast Boy asked

"They decided to join. Hey guys." Mary waved

"Hello Mary." the hooded woman spoke shaking Mary's hand with a shadow creation

"Raven." She chuckled

"Whoa...good seeing you Karen." the double of Karen smiled

"You to Kara." The buxom blonde nodded to this teenager

"Are...are you two related?" Peter joked, looking between the two

"I am her from Earth 2." Karen explained "She is Kara Zor-El, Supergirl. I am Kara Zor-L."

"...The difference being..." Peter chuckled

"The lack of an "E"." Kara rolled her eyes.

"It's a spelling and Kryptonian spelling difference. It means that while I am Kara, I am not part of the house of El and therefore not allowed access to their library or property... If that still existed... Without their permission and I do not count as family." Karen explained

"...fair enough." Peter answered "A bit complicated but fair enough."

"So, besides the etiquette of Kryptonian languages. What's up?" The black and orange suited girl asked

"... Spider-Man has a harem." Tim said after a few seconds of looking at Peter and the girls he was with. Hey, he was the best detective in the world after Batman

"Tim!" They snapped

"Well what would YOU call it?" Tim asked

"What?!" The Titan's gasped

"Zatanna's my wife and Mary is our girlfriend." Peter explained before it got out of hand

"And you, Black Canary, Power Girl and Ms Luthor are considering a relationship." Tim deducted "I can see the tension and interactions easy."

"Damn it Bruce!" Karen snapped

"What?" He asked, shrugging

"That sort of stuff is PRIVATE!" Dinah snapped speaking through clenched teeth

"Sorry." He chuckled slightly

"...Awkward..." the young Flash sung

"Not now Bart." the Wonder Woman trainee sternly spoke

"Sorry." The Speedster flinched to one of his three oldest friends, the others being Tim and the boy with the Superman symbol on his shirt

"I...don't think we've met. Peter Parker." Peter introduced himself

"Bart Allen, Kid Flash." The yellow and red clad kid smirked

"Cassandra Sandsmark. Wonder Girl." The young Wonder Woman added.

"Rachel Roth. Raven." The choacked girl nodded

"Connor Kent. Super Boy." Connor added

"Kara Kent or Kara Zor-El, Supergirl."

"Garfield Logan, Beast Boy." BB responded

"Kori'ander of Tameran. Starfire." The orange skinned girl smiled

"Whoa! Phew...hey Kori." Tim gasped as their friend appeared

"Nice to meet you all." Peter smiled

"You forgot me." The white haired girl grinned

"Sorry, Peter this is Rose Wilson AKA Ravager." Tim introduced each other.

"Nice to meet you." Peter nodded 'Why does she remind me of a teenage girl version of Deadpool? ... Minus the crazy.'

"...You're kinda staring at me." Rose commented

"Oh sorry, just...thinking." Peter apologised "You remind me if a guy I know from where I'm from."

"Oh...anything like me?" Rose asked in concern

"He's... Insane. In both the cookoo way and the slight psychopath way. But he TRIES to be a good guy." Peter shrugged

"...Fair enough." Rose answered

"True." Karen giggled

"So, you are all teen heroes?" Peter asked

"Yes. A team." Tim nodded

"Cool." Peter nodded, looking interested and worried

"Take it you were part of a similar group?' Kara asked

"No." Peter replied, although that felt a bit... wrong to say that "But I have been a teenager since I was fifteen. I know how hard it is."

"Huh...been at the gig since fifteen? Most 15 heroes are sidekicks at that point." Rose commented

"Just ask me or my brothers." Tim added

"Started at fifteen. Been solo for years. Started joining teams in the last few years." Peter shrugged

"Amazing, you must have had "the breaks" to start as a young one." Kori commented

"... What?" Peter frowned

"She's saying: you must've caught a break becoming a hero so young." Raven answered

"No. Not at all." Sam sighed

"Huh, well enough to dwelling on the past; we're here to enjoy ourselves." BB smiled

"Sure." Karen smiled

"Right so what's to do in this city?" Peter asked

"Pizza!" BB and Bart called

"Hoo-boy...pizza..." Raven rolled her eyes

"Always pizza." Cass sighed

"Can we go somewhere where we don't HAVE to eat 97 different toppings on oven baked bread sauce?" Connor groaned

"B... B... But Pizza!" Bart muttered

"Bart, you can eat 100 pizzas in one go. WHO pays for it?" Connor asked

"But Pizza!" He pouted

"BART!" Peter spoke intimidatingly to the speedster...and sounding SLIGHTLY like Homer Simpson.

"Meep!" Bart gulped, running away

"Where did you...?" Kara an asked

"I know some good cartoons." Peter chuckled

Zatanna giggled at that, hugging her lovers arm "That's our man." Zee smiled

"True." Mary grinned

"Lucky fucked." Bart groaned, running back before he ran off again

"So where'd you recommend?" Peter asked the Titans...except BB

"We could always go to the amusement park?" Cass suggested

"Or on patrol." Raven added

"Sure, a little reconnaissance never hurt anyone." Peter smiled

"Yea. What could go wrong?" BB shrugged

"DON'T SAY THAT!" Peter yelled at BB

"Why?" BB asked, gulping

"Cause 99/100 something WILL happen!" Peter explained

"Yea right." Superboy scoffed

"Insert another red flag..." Peter groaned


*time skip*

"See I told you. NOTHING to worry about." BB spoke as they finished their lunch…. Only for a bank to explode

"I told you!" Peter answered, ranting a bit "I told you, I told you, I told you!"

Out of the bank stood the robbers. And one of them... Was Metallo.

"Who's that?" Peter asked suiting up

"Metalo. Human brain put into a robot body and powered by Kryptonite, a radioactive rock that is poisonous to Kara and me." Karen explained

"What about Connor? I'm guessing he's part Kryptonian." Peter asked

"It dosent hurt me as much as I am only half Kryptonian, other half..." Conor said but stopped

"Half me." Lexi nodded "Back when I thought Superman wanted to take over there world. Wanted a replacement, a 'good' Superman, if he ever 'showed his true colouts'." Lexi explained

"... Anyway, since I am only half it hurts me but will take longer to kill me." Conor finished

"...You're her son?" Peter simplified it

"Technically..." Lexi answered

"...We'll talk later. Mary you and I will flank this guy." Peter spoke

"Got it." Mary nodded "Get me close and double lightning?"

"Definitely. BB, RR Kori: aerial assault." Peter added

"RR." Raven frowned

"Robin and Raven." Peter answered

"Red Robin." Tim corrected

"Remembered. Ravager: you, Cass and Connor are the artillery. Karen and Kara, you two hang back; I'm not risking casualties."

"We won't die the second we get close!" Kara snapped "We just get sick and get weaker! Unless he shoves it in our races for like a minute or two we'd die!"

"Noted." Peter sighed

"Party time!" Bart called, rushing in

"Bart! Oh man..." Peter groaned "Don't forget the plan."

Bart ran as fast as he could, aiming to super speed lunch Metallo before he noticed the Heroes... When Bart was bitch-slapped away by a green and black streak

"AH!" Bart rolled on the ground like a tumbleweed.

"What was that?!" Peter asked, shocked

"Looks like Bart's double..." Zee answered

"Bart's... Double?" Peter frowned

"The clone of Impulse." Mary added

"The name is Inertia." A creepy, dark version of Bart's voice said as the stream stopped revealing a new figure

"Then where did Impulse come from?" Peter asked


*With Ghost and Grey*

Ghost looked away from Grey and Luna, whistling innocently.


*Back in reality*

"The fake was originally called Impulse before he called himself Kid Flash." Inertia scoffed. He looked just like Bart but with blonde hair and was wearing a green and black thunderbolt themed costume

"I'M the fake? YOU'RE the clone Inertia!" Kid Flash snapped

"Clones... Why is it ALWAYS clones?!" Peter groaned quietly and remembered his brothers. All of them. Not just Ben. Not just Kaine. But Spidercide and the others.

"What's wrong?" Zee asked

"I'll explain later." Peter answered. He stood up, getting ready. He wanted to help.

"Come on...how can you catch a speedster?" Inertia asked with a menacing grin

"This." Peter answered webbing Inertia's face with quick drying webbing

"GAH!" He yelled, trying to pull the webbing from his face

"He's not a true Speedster, he needs a drug after his connection to the Speed Force was cut." Tim explained, throwing exploding 'R' discs

"If that's the case." Peter smiled as he struck forward to Inertia's range with his fist clenched. As he was about to punch he felt his Spider-Sence blare. Looks like even though Inertia could move at super speed the drug didn't give him enough of a 'kick' in order to increase his reaction time. So Peter just grinned and ducked the kick that was aimed at his head before he punched Inertia in the gut

"Oof!" Inertia was flung back by Peter's punch

"Get them!" Metallo roared. Peter looked up and saw several other super villains

The first was a teen girl who... Well... Looked like a Goth lolita. She had a black and purple knee length dress with black and dark blue stripped stockings, small black heeled boots. Her dress was long sleeved with purple around the bottom. Her chest was near non-existent at an A-Cup, however her body was still fairly slim. Her skin was pale white and hair was bright pink, curled up like devil horns. Her eyes where bright pink with her pupils being slits

The second was a large armoured man with rugged red hair and large muscles. And what Spidey thought was: More muscles lack of brains.

And the third was a tiny bold boy with a set of green eyes, wearing a grey armoured suit. He looked like the more appealing cousin of MODOK.

"Wow. Talk about... Weird bad guys." Peter laughed

"You're one to talk!" the MOKDOK cousin spoke shooting rockets at them. Peter jumped into the air, dodging the rockets and shooting webbing at them before throwing them back at the kid

"I got these guys!" The horn-haired girl spoke using her powers

Peter tried to shoot webbing at her... And missed. And he instantly knew what was going on 'Bad luck powers. Great.' He thought bitterly

"My turn!" The giant red haired man steamrolled to Red Robin and Ravager

"Nice try Mammoth!" Tim said, jumping over the red head while Ravager was sent flying with a grunt

"Got one-a you!" Mammoth smiled

"I SEE you!" A new voice called out blasting a beam of energy at the team. Raven frowned, forming a shield that blocked the blast as everyone looked to see who it was "Damn it!" The voice spoke revealing a green and silver suited cycloptic villain

"Don't I know you from somewhere?" Peter joked 'He IS like Cyclopse a bit.' He thought "Who their hell are you anyway?" He asked

"Seemore, and you're toast!" The villain responded

"Nope!" He smirked "No way! Aerials now!" Peter spoke. The fliers nodded flew up high and they headed straight to separate the group hoping to minimise the damage "That's good." Peter sighed

"Clever...but can you beat ME?" Metallo roared

Peter smirked, getting ready... And then kicked in the face by the pink haired girl "Oof!" Peter was kicked back

"Jinx..." Metallo growled

"Oh go kick the Kryptonians asses. I'll hold the Bug Guy back for a while." The now named Jinx winked

Metallica grinned and Peter got up with a grumble "Bug...always...ALWAYS with "Bug"...I'm not "Bug-Man"...I'm "Spider-Man"! SHAZAM! And Spiders are Arachnids!" He added, the thunder sparking over his body as he transformed

Jinx was stunned to see the now transformed Spider-Man, she was honestly panicking even if a little impressed. Well... VERY impressed "Dressing to impress?" Jinx toyed with him

"Not really." Peter answered conjuring a spell. The two fired spells, Peter's being a pale blue while Jinx's bubblegum pink, the two spells clashing in the middle of then and sparking wildly

"Let me guess: not a magic user?" Jinx taunted

"Not use to it, no." Peter admitted "Recently got a new power, say a month ago, and I haven't started training my spell casing."

"Well, first rule in magic: eye contact." Jinx smiled blasting a Peter. Peter gritted his teeth, matching her blast "Can't match me with MY gift Spider." Jinx teased

"We'll see about that." Peter said in confidence, blue and pink magic sparking

'Think Peter! How does Stephen and Zatanna work magic?' He thought 'Well... Steven with lots of trinkets and long incantations. And Zatanna says stuff backwards. Don't think that works for me. What about...manifestations?' He thought trying to picture a web made of lightning and his blast changed from a beam into a cone

"What the?!" Jinx shouted in shock as her Magic was being sucked inside of the cone and then kind of swirled around back out where is showered down harmlessly like rain. Jinx frowned, her eyes flashing pink... And Peter tripped

"Well...THAT happened." Peter quipped but as he tripped his spell stopped. And Jinx's hit him in the chest "Oof! Peter groaned as he was flung back.

"Gotcha handsome." Jinx winked

"Give me a break. First time using magic okay?" Peter defended

"Want to try again?" She asked, magic swirling around her hands

"Willing to give a second chance? I'm game." Peter smirked. While Peter and Jinx were having their magic fight the rest of the group were keeping HIVE and Metallo at bay. Metallo was fighting Power Girl, Supergirl and Superboy. Inertia was fighting Kid Flash. And both Mammoth and Gizmo where fighting the rest

"Let's end this. I'm not up for pension all day fighting!" Mary spoke shooting lightning

"Egac gnithgil!" Zatanna spoke causing Mary's lightning to cage their enemies

"Finally." BB sighed, only for the Kryptonians to be sent flying

"Oh snap!" Cassandra looked overhead

They turned to see Metallo stranding victorious... Before the Kryptonite in his chest was retracted and a black variant took its place

"B-BLACK Kryptonite?" Karen panted in worry but Kara didn't pay attention of care. She dashed at Metallo at super speed and slammed into him... Causing an explosion

Metallo chuckled as Kara was blown back. Everyone's eyes widened, Peter and Jinx stopping their battle. Especially when Kara stood up angrily, black radiation pouring from her body and her eyes red

"Kara...Kara what's wrong?" Zatanna asked. She then turned to Metallo... And shot heat vision at his head

"Whoa! Easy with the heat vision Kara!" Mary commented but it was too late. Metallo... Had lost his head.

"KARA!" Karen shouted

"Such... Power." Kara grinned evilly

"Great. It happened again." Lexi groaned "She's gone Evil Supergirl!"

"Err...AGAIN? This happened before?" Peter asked

"Yeah...Wasn't pretty THEN either." Lexi answered "And she turns evil more often than most are comfortable, all always accidental and never truly her. She gets mind controlled, brain washed, her soul is corrupted. Or she gets hit by Black K... Which kind of, sorta, inverts their personality. Still trying to find a counterargument to Black K, as most Kryptonite has an opposite that neutralize both."

"Meaning?" Peter asked as he was grabbed by Kara and shot off into the sky

"Good is now evil." Lexi muttered, looking up

"No fair! I was still playing with him!" Jinx frowned

"AHHH!" Peter yelled being carried by Kara going about less than Mach 1.

"Don't scream...we're gonna have some fun Peter." Kara smiled

"Sorry... Not interested." He joked 'De ja vue.' He thought

"Awe...but look where we are: 10,000 feet. Be a shame for me to let you slip." Kara threatened

"I can catch myself." He smirked

"Let's test that." Kara smiled and released him and yea, he caught himself. He was still 'SHAZAM'd' so he could fly. So he was perfectly fine "I forgot about that..." Kara pouted playfully

"Ha, ha." Peter smirked

"This'll be interesting." Kara smiled

"Oh?" He frowned

"Yeah...the mile high club? I'd like to try." Kara smiled

"... Mile high club?" Peter raised his eyebrow

"Yeah...two people flying...while making love..." Kara flew to him

"No thanks." Peter frowned "And since you've been... Warped. Inverted... You don't want this."

"Who says that I don't" Kara smiled

"Well... You're inverted personality." He pointed out

"...Have to spoil everything fun don't you?" Kara pouted "What's wrong with a bit of perversion?"

"Simple. You don't want to truly do this, you are inverted. Plus I am have a wife and girlfriend." Peter replied

"Well...let's test that out." Kara smiled flying into him

"SHAZAM!" Peter roared, thunder falling from the sky and hitting Kara. She screamed in pain, allowing Peter to fly off as fast as he could 'I REALLY hope that slowed her down.' Peter flew off at Mach 2 speeds hoping to out-fly her "Hopefully." Peter flew back down creating a sonic boom heading back down to the ground...unfortunately he landed in Australia. "Must've taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque." That was when several white beams surrounded him, JLA teleporter beams "Whoa!" Peter teleported back to The Watchtower

"Peter!" Zatanna called, running to him and hugging him

"Ah! Oh...are you okay?" Peter asked holding her thinking of her and the baby.

"I am. Are YOU okay?" She asked worried "Did she hurt you?"

"Nothing short of trying to sleep with me, I'm fine." Peter answered

"She WHAT?!" Most of the girls yelled

"That black Kryptonite is REALLY messing with her. It's not her fault." Peter explained defending her

"Luckily I found the counteragent thanks to... Borrowing... Metallo's Black K." Lexi smiled, holding up a large glowing pink rock "UNluckily, we don't know how much radiation she was exposed to in that explosion and there is the Green K factor as well. So we need to use THIS sized rock to counter the Black K and even then the Pink K will STILL affect her as the Black K wouldn't cancel it all."

"What IS this stuff anyway?" Peter asked reaching for the radiated rock

"Eradiated parts of Superman's homework, Krypton." Tim explained

"And what does 'Pink K' do?" Peter asked

"Turns Kryptonians gay." Karen said simply

"No. Seriously." Peter said with a raised eyebrow. And he was met with silence. "Oh god you're serious."

"I wouldn't mind a pussy-munching Blondie." Rose smirked…. An awkward silence filled the air then Peter quickly took the Pink K from Lexi for fear of Rose stealing it…. "What?" She asked innocently

"So where'd you leave Kara?" Lexi asked Peter trying to change the subject

"I dunno. I landed in Australia, she could be anywhere." Peter explained

"And according to our scanners she's moving too fast... For them to even work." Dinah sighed

"...can she survive in space?" Peter asked

"Yes we can. Why?" Karen asked with a raised eyebrow

"Cause she's outside." Peter pointed to the window, which Kara was floating. Except he costume was now black with a white belt around her skirt and the Superman symbol was white

"Oh snap." Rose answered

That was when Wonder Woman, in a space suit, slammed into her "Thanks Diana." Peter sighed in relief. Suddenly another woman wearing some form of yellow/gold, blue, black and red armour charging to join Wonder Woman in her fight "Who's that?" Peter asked

"Big Barda." Lexi answered "You better get a move on if you're to stop Kara."

"I'm helping." Cassandra said seriously "I'm gonna help Dianna."

"Fair enough. Anyone got a spare space suit?" Peter asked


*Outside*

"Rargh!" Kara shoved Diana off of her "Stay out of this "Wonder Mother"!"

"Kara. You have been messed up with again." Diana frowned

"I feel GREAT!" Kara answered

"You're brain has been scrambled." Big Barda frowned, shooting with her Mega Rod

"ARGH!" Kara screamed as she was flung in the vacuum of space. That was when Peter and Cassandra flew from the WatchTower

"Distract her. I'm going in." Peter spoke

"On your own? Not bloody likely." Cassandra answered

"Awww, didn't know you cared." Peter teased

"S-Shut up." Cassandra blushed looking away.

Peter smirked a bit at that, holding the Pink K ready. Peter gestured to Cass she was to flank left while he tried to sneak around Kara's blindspot

"Stand down Supergirl!" Diana ordered, unfolding her lasso and threw it at her

"AH! Not the freaking lasso!" Kara shouted

"Kara, WHY are you acting like this? What happened?" Diana asked

"Black K." Cassandra said, wrapping her own lasso around Kara

"AH! What is this? Kinky time? Does Bruce do this to you?" Kara insulted Diana

"Occasionally. And sometimes I do it to him. But we normally do vanilla." Diana smiled teasingly

"Did NOT need to know that!" Cass groaned

"Got it!" Peter webbed the Pink K to Kara

"AAAAAAHHHHH!" Kara screamed as her body was surrounded by pink radiation... And then a dark purple explosion sent her flying with both lassos as the Pink K exploded

"I got her!" Peter flew up. He grabbed her and then flew back to the WatchTower, meeting with everyone else

"That happened." Lexi sighed, after losing the Pink K.

"Why did you have Pink K anyway?" Mary asked

"I try and have chunks of all of the different types of Kryptonite just in case." Lexi replied

"Just in case?" Mary asked

"How's Kara doing?" Peter asked walking in.

"Unconscious. But waking up." Diana said, looking over her "However, we don't know how long the Pink K will affect her."

"It won't turn her gay will it?" Peter asked

"Who told you about that?" Diana asked

"Me." Lexi said "And she WILL be gay until the radiation leaves her system."

'Bingo!' Rose smiled

"Urg... What happened?" Kara muttered as her eyes slowly opened

"Well simply: You got high with Black K and Spidey stuck Pink K onto you." Tim answered

"Oh... I see." Kara nodded

"Right now, we don't know if you're gay or not. But you're healing well." Rose added

"Thanks babe." Kara smiled, looking Rose up and down with an appreciative gaze

'DEFINITE bonus!' Rose smiled internally but remained stone faced "Sounds fun." She shrugged sarcastically, pretending she wasn't exited or happy about that

"Oh get a room you two." Mary rolled her eyes

"That's ironic coming from you." Karen pointed out

"Let me stay with her. It's the least I can do for hurting her." Peter offered

"Nah, its okay." Kara smiled

"You can make it up to ME in her place though." Karen smiled

"That I can do." Peter answered. Karen smiles and pulled him into a kiss. All of the girls; Zee, Mary AND Kara included were shocked

"Wow... Go other me!" Kara cheered after a second

"I...err..." Peter mumbled after being pushed back

"That was nice." Karen smiled, licking her lips

"I bet it was." Zee stared intently

"Yep." Karen smiled, then kissing Zatanna

"I err..." Mary gasped

'Is this real?' Peter blushed. Karen then pulled back and kissed Mary

'Soft lips...' Zee thought. Her hands running over her lips for a second

"You okay hun?" Peter asked

"Y... Yea." Zatanna nodded with a stutter

"Soft lips right?" Peter whispered

"Yes." She nodded

"Should we include her?" Peter whispered

"... Fine." Zatanna sighed in defeat

"Yay!" Karen cheered

"Err...do Kryptonians have super hearing?" Peter had a sweat drop

"Yep." Karen smiled

"... That is going to make surprises hard." Peter groaned

"I can always tone it down." Karen smiled

"I belive that we should all leave and let Kara have some rest." Diana frowned

"Yeah true. Rest easy Kara." Peter waved kindly

"Thanks." Kara smiled as everyone left

'This is a REALLY weird day' Peter sighed in relief. But as the door closed and locked behind everyone... They noticed Rose wasn't with them

"Err...you don't think...?" Zee asked

"Oh no..." Peter groaned and that's when they heard what sounds like making out and moaning from the other room "...Not it." Peter defended

"Not it!" Tim, Beast Boy added

"... Let's just leave." Cass sighed

The groups nodded and just left with some of them blushing lightly.