Chapter 4E
The BEHEADINATOR once again arrived in orbit of Tygo's Omega, and once again the small 500 meter long logging space craft flew out of one of the massive openings in the battleship's side and flew down to the surface of the same island as before. This time however, Jessica was remotely controlling the logging vehicles to save the humans from all the mucking about.
In the space of a mere 2 months the island had completely transformed and was now noticeably bigger than before, damn that vegetation grew fast.
Even more surprising was what looked like a force of Dark Eldar down on the island fighting against the wildlife and capturing particularly fearsome animal specimens in cages. Labia had never seen anything like it and watched close up camera footage of the spectacle in fascination.
"They are most likely capturing specimens for their blood sport arenas, I have a complete library about the Dark Eldar in my database." Jessica said cheerfully.
Labia nodded, utterly fascinated by the spectacle.
The Eldar had some type of antigravity vehicles, a huge fleet of them in fact, and they were using these to drop nets on local predators and scoop them up to drop in cages mounted on top of much larger antigravity platforms. The Dark Eldar were blindingly fast, flying so quickly that the sluggish local life forms barely had time to react to them before they had already flown past and scooped them up.
The chaos logging ship was shot at but only halfheartedly. It had no crew on board and nothing much worth stealing. Jessica lowered the ship to the water and activated the sonar system to transmit mating songs of an especially dangerous apex predator female on heat.
A few gravity vehicles landed on the roof of the ship and deposited Dark Eldar Warriors onto it before flying off and circling at high speed. The warriors then tried to force entry into the interior of the space craft but were quickly evacuated when a massive male sea monster mounted the rear of the ship and started having sex with it.
Labia snorted with laughter as the gravity vehicles hurriedly collected their warriors and flew away at high speed.
"I'm trying to communicate with them, they can hear me, they're just being extremely rude and not answering." Jessica said amusedly.
"Enough of this chitchat! Let's fight them!" Galit bellowed from where he stood beside Labia's dreadnaught on the bridge of the BEHEADINATOR.
"The moment you attack them, these cowardly Eldar sissies will simply flee. It is a waste of effort to bloody a foe only to have them flee before their skull can be added to the skull throne. These enemies are not worthy of your axe exalted Bloodthirster." Jessica said in the flawless Khorne gobbledygook that Galit always responded to.
Galit snorted like a bull and bellowed, "Bah! I will not pollute my blade with their unworthy necks! But neither will I let these unmanly creatures delay me! Let the wildlife slaughter begin, any Eldar who crosses my path shall die!"
Galit immediately stormed off to join the assault force, leaving the room without so much as a goodbye to his wife.
As soon as he was out of earshot Labia said, "shit, he's going to spook them before the scanning sensors can get a good enough reading to reverse engineer those antigravity vehicles! Can you hack the schematics from the Dark Eldar cogitators?"
"I already successfully hacked their computers 14.5 seconds ago and have downloaded all their data. They alas do not keep any technology schematics in their raiding party computers, to prevent exactly what we are trying to do." Jessica replied apologetically.
"Cunning xenos. Let's just hope that Galit's forces manage to shoot down one of those vehicles so I can study it." Labia said disappointedly.
With the Dark Eldar at large, Jessica didn't bother deploying the logging vehicles yet. The Dark Eldar would most likely shoot the vehicles, which were less durable to weapons fire than the logging spacecraft, so they just waited for the Dark Eldar to leave.
Within 5 minutes the first of Galit's forces were entering the atmosphere, wildly shooting at the local wildlife. The moment the Dark Eldar noticed the massive number of military aircraft descending on the island, they gathered up their floating cages and fled into a mobile webway gate mounted on one of their vehicles. The vehicle carrying the gate then also disappeared into a webway with a flash and they were all gone.
***...
Labia was extremely annoyed with Galit that night as they lay in bed. Galit's reckless impatience had made the Dark Eldar flee before Labia could get a good enough scan to duplicate their technology! To a member of the Dark Mechanicum the lost opportunity for gaining forbidden technical knowledge was unforgivable.
Labia pointedly turned her back on Galit, not even wanting to look at him right now. Galit didn't technically have to sleep, but his bizarre sense of manliness considered it unmanly for a married man to not go to bed with their woman every night when not on the field of battle.
Labia didn't know what culture Galit followed, but whatever one it was, it was extremely against gay men and apparently questioned the sexuality of any man that didn't go to bed with their wife. Despite the fact that he was seemingly completely asexual, Galit's sense of masculinity could not abide to be thought of as anything other than heterosexual. In his eternal quest to not be accused of homosexuality (which Galit considered weak and effeminate for some bizarre reason), Galit made a point of spending at least 4 hours each night in bed with Labia. The fact that he never did anything sexual with her in bed was apparently besides the point.
"I sense anger in you wife. That is a good thing. Be angry more often." Galit said approvingly.
"It's not hard to be angry when I am married to a complete caveman philistine, you cost me the chance to learn how to duplicate that Dark Eldar technology! You made them run away before I had enough time to fully scan them!" Labia snapped angrily.
"Really? You want those worthless trinkets?" Galit laughed aggressively.
"I want the technology for your armies you fucking troglodyte! Your men could have gotten better weapons and vehicles of war if you had only been patient! Why do I even bother trying to make weapons for you if you undermine me at every stage!" Labia shouted in fed up rage, turning around to glare at him.
Galit processed these words and a look of moronic regret filled his perpetually angry face. Labia gasped in disgust and turned her back on him once again.
"You are a spirited woman Labia, I like that. You are a good wife, devoted to improving the weapons of my armies." Galit said in what might actually be affection.
"I don't know why I bother, you are a terrible husband and you don't appreciate me. At every single stage you ruin all my efforts to help you. You waste the money set aside for your army on stupid things like betting, you ruin my chances of learning technology secrets and you are terrible in bed! My wife Candy was a better spouse than you ever were!" Labia snapped.
Galit snarled and raised his fist to strike her, but Labia cut him off by saying "only a coward strikes his wife in anger!" Galit paused in his domestic violence before it began and angrily lowered his hand lest he be accused of cowardice.
"Bad in bed?!" Galit snarled.
"You are the worst sexual partner I have ever had. You clearly have no sexual interest in women, I'm a very beautiful woman and any straight man worthy of the title would be absolutely all over me all the time! And when you do have sex with me you are so rough that I can't stand it! It's not fun, you don't please me, and at the moment I would prefer a woman over you "husband""! Labia spat angrily.
Galit roared with rage and grabbed Labia and forcefully penetrated her.
"Ouch! You are being too rough! Are you not even man enough to please your own wife in bed?" Labia hissed hatefully.
Galit angrily became more gentle, unable to let his toxic version of masculinity be questioned. Labia grumpily accepted the more gentle love making, it still wasn't great but it was at least tolerable.
Labia was still mad, but her innate nymphomania responded to the sexual touch and her lust quickly took over. For now at least her anger was at least temporarily put to one side as she moaned in sexual bliss.
To his credit, Galit was a quick learner when he actually wanted to be, and he followed her moans and other cues to figure out what she liked and built on his technique. Very very softly he was penetrating her vaginally, not ramming it in like before but taking it slow enough for her to endure such a large cock.
Labia gave little gasps, eyes closed in bliss as he very very gently slid in and out in soft slow movements. The cock was gigantic but the slutty Labia was wet enough and loose enough to only just take it. She threw back her head as it started to get really good, feeling her first orgasm creep very gradually ever closer.
Labia's moans became deeper and deeper as she orgasmed again and again, the first of many orgasms she would experience that night, and she was in heaven. It just got better and better as Galit improved over time and before long she was moaning his name and screaming with pleasure till her voice was hoarse.
And as the pair had sex, Jessica watched through her cameras. Jessica watched as the woman she loved had sex with someone else, and Jessica felt something akin to jealousy. It should be Jessica who was making Labia moan like that, Jessica loved Labia far more than Galit did and Jessica was far better for Labia.
With aching bitterness Jessica watched, watched and died a little inside.
***...
Candy was at home in bed, trying to count the pile of gold coins on her lap. Egg was being extremely generous with Candy lately, always giving her money and free stuff, and always inviting her over to Egg's palace quarters in the central keep of the mighty chaos fortress.
Candy lost count yet again and simply concluded that Egg had given her a lot of gold. Candy already had paid off the rent for the next 600 years, she had likewise paid every conceivable bill hugely in advance and now this money was just for Candy to spend on herself.
Candy looked at the huge pile of possessions she already had crammed into her apartment and wondered if she even had room for more stuff?
Candy decided that she would give some of her excessive new wealth away to the Indigo Foundation, a Tzeentch worshipper run charity organisation that "gave hope to the hopeless" by doing charity stuff that helped poor and desperate people.
Candy scooped up the gold and dumped it on the floor in a pile, unsure where else to put it. She then took out her electric vibrator and held it firmly against her clitoris for a pre-sleep orgasm offering to Slaanesh. Candy sighed, she didn't like going to sleep alone.
Candy had brought home casual sex partners in the past, but they kept stealing stuff when she wasn't looking and they got the apartment absolutely filthy. Candy was very particular about the hygiene of her home, she would happily fuck in trash heaps but she didn't want her home to be dirty or smelly. Most casual sex partners didn't have her same concern for apartment cleanliness and it got so disgusting that Candy no longer brought them home with her.
Candy sighed and gave herself a lonely orgasm before going to sleep in her lonely bed.
***...
The next morning Candy was invited yet again by Egg to hang out with Octavia, this time in the trendy Slaanesh section of the fortress's commercial districts.
Candy was excited and thought carefully about what outfit to wear to such a trendy place. She decided that one was never too old to pull off the always classy "Japanese Teenage Girl Look", and despite the fact that she was around 40 years old she jubilantly dressed like a teenager.
Her long blonde hair was put up in a pair of huge pigtails with eye wateringly bright pink hair ties with brightly coloured plastic animal faces built into them. She wore thigh high odd socks, one a blinding pink and the other an equally blinding yellow. On her feet she wore sparkly bright pink shoes that would under normal circumstances be considered too much on any girl over the age of 6 years old.
Candy stood in front of a mirror wearing not a thing except the shoes, socks and hair ties. She admired her very classy appearance in the mirror. She felt the strangest feeling that her outfit was missing something...
Candy thought and realised that she had forgotten to add a bag and accessories!
Candy's final outfit additions consisted of brightly coloured arm bands, eye watering fluorescent coloured plastic bead bracelets, a pink plastic anime animal character necklace that was inappropriate on anyone who wasn't a prepubescent girl, a child sized shiny bright yellow cute animal patterned plastic backpack, an equally juvenile shiny bright pink plastic shoulder purse, and a brightly coloured discordant makeover that might look appropriate on an 11 year old pop star.
Candy had still forgotten to put on actual clothes or even underwear, her tits ass and pussy on full display to the entire world. She was oblivious to this very minor detail and felt extremely posh in her classy attire as she left her apartment and proceeded to the trendy fashionable high class shopping district.
Octavia was waiting for her sitting in a trendy cafe and wearing a stylish red dress, matching red high heels and age appropriate makeup and accessories. Octavia almost spat out her coffee when she caught sight of Candy's attire.
"That's... Um... Bold..." Octavia managed to say, referring to Candy's outfit.
"Thanks!" Candy said cheerfully, taking this as a compliment.
Candy sat down on one of the embroidered fabric covered seats at the cafe table with Octavia, oblivious to the horrified expressions on the faces of the cafe waitresses as her bare private parts made contact with the fabric.
The waitresses became a lot less hostile when Candy ordered something expensive and became actually friendly when Candy tipped them with a gold coin each.
Candy felt really posh as she drank the most expensive thing on the menu. She didn't actually like the drink but that was beside the point when trying to be posh and classy.
Octavia chatted to Candy happily, catching Candy up on all the latest gossip.
According to Octavia the Daemon Princess MA7 had finally returned from her lengthy captivity on Beta Kappa Rwanda 5 under the rule of the Flesh Mistress. With MA7 had come the ancient chaos strike cruiser "Crucible of Starvation" as well as every other original ship in the old fleet of the Sevenson Cartel. Every single surviving member of the Sevenson family was now reunited and the old Sevenson Cartel was reborn.
This was a disaster for Octavia's tenuous marriage harmony, and Octavia had a great time bitching about it.
"I never even see Wendy anymore except at bed time! Former Owner MA7 is back in charge and has pulled Wendy out of retirement to serve as the supreme lord of the Sevenson Cartel administration department! Wendy works like 15-16 hours a day 7 days a week!" Octavia complained.
"I love Wendy and I want to make the marriage work but I never recovered from the time she cheated on me with like the whole fucking dominatrix guild! It's not even the cheating I minded, it was the way she so openly wanted to divorce me back then! Just because she then changed her mind about divorcing me doesn't undo the broken heart I got." Octavia bitched enthusiastically.
Candy listened attentively and said the correct encouragements at the correct times to keep Octavia prattling on. It was Candy's duty as Octavia's best friend to let her vent it all out and Candy honestly had very little intelligent to add so just listened.
The bitching about her turbulent marriage didn't even stop when they left the table and continued as they browsed through several clothes shops.
"I never even wanted to be a dominatrix you know! Wendy can't function at all unless I spend a good half hour at least every single day tanning her hide with a cane! And now that she is working such long hours I don't have time to both cane her and actually TALK to her, but the bitch still expects her ass caned every fucking night! What about MY needs?" Octavia loudly exclaimed.
Candy winked flirtily and offered to help Octavia with her "needs".
Octavia smiled.
***...
Chaos Sorceress Lord of Nurgle Egg Sevenson was absolutely delighted as she psychically eavesdropped on her adopted mother Octavia's unwitting "date" with Auntie Candy. Neither of them knew that they were on a date, just as Egg had very carefully made sure.
Egg was interrupted yet again by grandma MA7 and her cartel high ups. All were standing in the sea of trash in Egg's throne room and none of them were particularly happy about this fact.
Egg sighed as she stopped spying on the date and dealt with the stupid official business of running the planet she ruled.
"Egg sweetie, we need to talk to you about economic inflation, the commodities prices are dropping too fast as you keep giving away gold to the poor. You need to keep poor people poor to prevent currency inflation." The Slaaneshi Daemon Princess who was Egg's biological grandmother MA7 told her in a sweet voice reserved for children (which Egg was).
"I will make YOU poor if you make any more horrid suggestions like that! I will not apologise for helping the poor!" Egg shouted in outrage, shocked by the nasty thing grandma was suggesting.
As Egg shouted, the warp bellowed angrily in unison to her awesome psychic mind and grandma MA7 fearfully grovelled down face first in the trash to appease the awesome wrath of the Alpha Plus Psyker.
"Get up grandma, I don't expect you to grovel in the trash like that. Just don't come to me with such nasty demands." Egg said with a sigh, leaning back into her filthy throne.
"I'm so sorry granddaughter. Let me rephrase what I said. PERHAPS it would be POSSIBLE for you to find a way of helping the poor people without causing economic problems?" MA7 said with great care.
"I'm open to that, just tell me how." Egg said cheerfully in a burbling phlegm filled voice.
"It's actually not that simple", said one of the Sevenson Cartel economists.
The economist then proceeded to bore Egg half to death with incomprehensible gobbledygook. Even by reading the woman's mind Egg had only the vaguest idea what the hell she was talking about and Egg pointed this fact out.
"How about I put the board of directors of the Indigo Foundation charity in charge of Cartel economic planning, I'm sure they could figure it out." Egg said nastily to the gaggle of rich misers.
Egg laughed a phlegmy laugh as the Cartel women recoiled in horror at the very suggestion of letting a charity anywhere near their money.
"Let me spell it out for you. I OWN this planet which I am so kindly letting you share rent free. It is MY psychic powers that turn the rocks into gold, all of this fabulous wealth comes from ME! And on MY planet there will be no one living below the poverty line. Everyone gets fed, everyone gets their needs met and has a place to live. The only ones who will live in poverty are YOU if you have a problem with that. Do I make myself clear?" Egg shouted at the horrible people.
The nasty women cowered in terror of Egg's awesome power and frantically agreed that they understood and would obey.
"And stop calling me a little brat with your thoughts, I can read your minds loud as a shout you nasty bitches!" Egg snapped at the women.
These women were all biologically related to Egg but Egg didn't care, Egg preferred her unrelated adoptive mother Octavia over these nasty people.
Egg returned to spying on Mum's date, ignoring the Cartel people.
Egg gave a burbling squeal of delight as she saw that Mum and Candy were making out in a change room while trying on slutty lingerie in a shop.
"You know that it's considered rude to spy on people in a change room don't you dear." The psychic voice of MA7 said discretely in Egg's mind.
Egg opened her closed eyelids to glare at grandma through her cloudy eyeballs. Grandma had a look of sincere concern on her face as she stood at the bottom of the steps that led up to Egg's throne. The Cartel women had left without their Daemon Princess and it was just Egg and MA7 now. Egg sighed at the obvious concern and let MA7 approach.
Grandma MA7 snuggled in beside Egg on the massive throne and Egg lovingly cuddled with her grandma. Despite their profound political differences when discussing matters of state, outside of important matters they were still grandmother and granddaughter and loved each other at the end of the day.
Egg sighed as she snuggled with grandma. The Daemon Princess was great to cuddle.
MA7 was a bizarre physical shape, sort of like an armless daemonette. She had a pair of extremely long legs with far too many joints but no arms. Her feet were basically clawed hands that she frequently used in place of her missing arms. She had 3 pairs of breasts, multiple genitalia of all genders and long flesh dreadlocks for hair just like most Slaanesh daemons did. Most unique was the fact that her torso was covered all over with full lipped mouths, and all of these had astonishingly long prehensile tongues which could stick out at will and act as tentacles to grab stuff. She also had an astonishingly beautiful face.
"You are so pretty." Egg gurgled appreciatively as she snuggled grandma.
"And you desperately need a bath," grandma countered with an affectionate chuckle.
Egg chuckled and resumed spying on Mum's change room make out session. MA7 was also using powers of her own to spy on the pair.
"I agree that they would be an excellent match, but I still hope that Wendy can win Octavia back." MA7 said quietly.
"I despair of that train wreck of a marriage ever improving. I grew up thinking of Wendy as my second mother, but she betrayed Mum and betrayed the whole family in the process. I don't like seeing my mum cry. I don't call Wendy my second Mummy anymore, she hurt me too much." Egg replied quietly.
"I don't condone what Wendy did, it was not nice to Octavia. But Wendy is still my daughter and a mother should always stand by their daughter. In almost 300 years of watching Wendy go from one disastrous wife to the next, Octavia is by far the best for Wendy's wellbeing. Octavia is a genuinely nice person who cares about Wendy and that is exactly what Wendy needs." MA7 said sadly.
"I agree, it is in Wendy's best interests to stay with Mum, but it's not in Mum's best interests. I'm looking out for what's best for Mum here." Egg explained.
"Is a compromise possible? What if Octavia and Candy carry on as girlfriends on the side but Octavia still stay married to Wendy?" MA7 asked.
Egg contemplated this and said, "I'm not completely happy with that. Wendy will have to show real change or I will personally use my powers to force them to divorce. If Wendy can convince ME that she is worthy of staying married to my mother then I will reluctantly agree to let them have a 3 way relationship."
"I will tell her when I see her next and I will reduce her hours at work to give her more time with Octavia. I think that Wendy can prove herself worthy with a bit of maternal guidance." MA7 reassured Egg.
Egg nodded and the pair resumed spying on Candy and Octavia kissing in the change room.
***...
Octavia giggled as Candy held hands with her at the counter of the lingerie shop. The shop keeper was annoyed with them for having sex in the change room and they were both grinning sheepishly as they deliberately purchased an extra large order in compensation for the change room incident.
The pair left the shop hand in hand feeling wonderfully naughty and quickly left the lingerie shop's line of sight.
"I wonder where we should go next?" Octavia wondered.
"Let's visit the Tyrant!" Candy laughed.
Octavia snorted with laughter and agreed enthusiastically.
The Tyrant was the nickname the pair gave a snobby tailor shop salesman who had once ripped them off over a decade ago. His real name was Richard Muhammad and Octavia considered him a friend now. He had now opened a new clothing shop of his own in this snobby clean Slaanesh shopping district and he was proud as punch of it.
The "RM clothing establishment" looked fantastically posh, with a one way glass front to give patrons privacy, a huge floor area and a squad of security guards at the door to keep out riffraff. The door had a red carpet permanently laid out and under normal circumstances people dressed like Candy would not be allowed to set foot inside the door.
The security guards took one look at Octavia and dropped down to one knee, recognising her as the beloved adoptive mother of Chaos Sorceress Lord Egg Sevenson and someone who could have them murdered with a single word. With a daughter who both ruled the entire planet and who could turn rocks into gold with a thought, Octavia was fabulously wealthy and easily able to afford the shop's outrageous prices.
Octavia and Candy skipped inside hand in hand, followed by an assistant they had hired who carried all their shopping for them.
"TYRANT!" The pair sang in unison, giggling happily.
"What in the universe are you wearing Candy! That is not appropriate to wear in here!" Richard spluttered in snobbish outrage.
"Oh is that so? Do you have a problem with my Auntie Candy's fashion sense? Maybe I should make you blind so you don't have to see it?" Egg's awesomely powerful psychic voice echoed through the minds of everyone in the shop.
Richard squeaked in abject terror and insisted that he had only been joking and that of course Candy was welcome.
"That is good, this makes me very happy. I am kind to people who are nice to my Auntie Candy." Egg replied with clear threat and left them in peace.
Richard "the Tyrant" stood shaking fearfully, he had wet himself heavily in terror of Egg's wrath.
"That was very naughty Egg, you scared poor Richard half to death! Apologise to him right now young lady!" Octavia shouted at the ceiling reprimandingly.
"Yes Mum. I am sorry for scaring you Richard, I apologise." Egg's psychic voice replied in every mind in a penitent tone.
Octavia sighed and did her best to reassure Richard saying, "she won't hurt you, I won't let her. She just gets overly protective of me like this sometimes. She will never hear the end of it if she does anything to harm you."
"But, but how can anyone stop an Alpha Plus! How can you control a being of such awesome power?" Richard asked fearfully.
"I can NAG, nag like you wouldn't believe. I'm her mother and she won't hurt me or mind hack me, she loves me too much to do that. That means that I can drive her absolutely MAD with nagging when she misbehaves." Octavia said laughingly.
"Tickling her works too, get hold of an armpit or a handful of tummy and she is too ticklish to focus her concentration enough to use her powers. Sometimes Octy and me spend a good few hours tickling that girl just to keep her out of mischief for a while." Candy added with a giggle.
Suddenly Candy burst out laughing and curled up in a ball on the floor, rolling around and laughing hysterically. Egg was clearly using her powers on Candy to give a long distance tickle attack.
"That the best you can do?" Candy shouted out between her laughter and a moment later Candy's laughter became even more high pitched and frantic.
Octavia watched feeling jealous, she craved sensation as much as the next Slaanesh worshipper and felt envious of Candy for having all the fun. Egg seemed to read Octavia's mind and reached into Octavia's brain to stimulate the sensation centres that process sensory signals. Octavia instantly felt like every single inch of her skin was being tickled terribly all at the same time. Octavia fell on the floor howling with laughter and rolled around just like Candy was.
Octavia and Candy randomly rolled into each other's arms and they clung to each other desperately on the floor as they shrieked uncontrollably with laughter. Egg didn't seem to want to stop and it went on and on for over 5 minutes.
When Egg finally stopped Octavia and Candy had no strength left and just lay on the floor in each other's arms, gasping for breath and giggling happily at the sheer silliness of the situation. Candy found Octavia's lips and a moment later they were kissing passionately on the floor of the snooty high class shop.
Richard had fled by now, as had everyone else in the shop, and no one disturbed the pair as they made out. The kissing got heavier and they eventually had sex right on the floor in the middle of the room.
No one dared to stop them.
