Chapter 7

Language Rating: Lots of Hidan

Kakuzu awoke and saw blackness, something was over his eyes, he was tied up, his mask was off, and he was restrained. He tried to remember what happened. Hidan was an idiot and kept him behind to talk, then the police arrived, then they tried to shoot Hidan and Kakuzu, Hidan gladly stayed still as he started to grab his scythe slowly, but then he fell unconscious, Kakuzu had dodged the dart. Kakuzu remarked about their plan, before he noticed someone hiding try to shoot him, to which he dodged only to get shot by somebody else, then everything went black. Tranquilizers, that's what he got shot with. That meant he and Hidan had gotten captured.

"I see that you are awake." A strange voice said from somewhere. "I am L. Tell me, who are you? And who else is in the akatsuki?" L asked.

Kakuzu grunted. "I'm not going to tell you." He said.

"I don't think you have much of a choice." L said.

Kakuzu huffed. "I'm much stronger than I seem, and I'm not dumb enough to give away my name, for all I know you and Kira may be working together to get rid of us, so telling you my name will ensure my death." Kakuzu said.

~POV CHANGE~

L ate another sweet, this guy wasn't dumb, but yet the guy was in a no-win situation, if he doesn't tell the information, he will be tortured until he gives it, if he gives his name, Kira would most likely kill him, which would help L confirm that Light is Kira, L glanced to his left where Light was, watching the camera, and if he does give all the information he will be killed anyways for his crimes. "I will give you one more chance." He said.

"Just tell us your name already!" Matsuda demanded.

The guy chuckled. "No." He replied.

L sighed. "Let's try the other guy." He said after switching the mic to the other room.

The albino haired man was still asleep. "Strange, the tranquilizers should have stopped their effect on him by now." He said. As if on cue the guy's snoring stopped as the guy presumably woke up. He started struggling. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" He asked. "WHERE THE FUCK AM I!? AND HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE!? WHY AM I TIED UP!? KAKUZU! ARE YOU THERE YOU BASTARD?! MILK DUD!? ASSHOLE?! GREEDY OLD MIZER?! ANYBODY!?" The guy asked. Matsuda and Soichiro had dumbfounded expressions on their faces.

"Excuse me..." L said.

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?" The guy asked.

"I am L. Now tell me, what is your name and who else is in the akatsuki. And is Kakuzu that comrade of yours with the red and green eyes?" L asked.

"L? That wimpy fucking dumbass detective that wants us dead? And also, yeah Kakuzu is, where is the greedy asshole anyways?" The guy asked surprisingly calmly.

L ate a piece of cake, this guy wasn't as cautious as Kakuzu this guy was, arrogant, loudmouth, and obviously not careful, while Kakuzu was smart, careful, and stubborn.

"We have you and Kakuzu restrained and tied up. Now tell us, who are you?" L asked.

"I'm Hidan! Why the fuck do you even want to know?" Hidan asked, he oblivious.

"Okay, who else is in the Akatsuki?" L asked.

"So this is an interrogation isn't it? Well I won't fucking tell you!" Hidan said, now understanding. "Though I can tell you some nicknames I came up for them." He said.

Looked to the others to see their opinion. "Why not?" Matsuda asked.

"This is better than nothing." Light said.

"I doubt these names will be responsible." Soichiro said. L shrugged.

"Alright then." He said. He turned back to the mic. "What are these nicknames?" He asked.

Hidan grinned. "Okay. First is Kakuzu, oh, and don't tell anyone I told you. Kakuzu is Milk Dud. The next one is me, Rook. Then there is Morning Wood and Blow Job. Then Assface and Fishsticks. Then Pimp and Bitchface. And finally Plantfucker and Lollipop dick." Hidan said.

"Uh, those names are a little inappropriate, don't you have anything better?" Soichiro asked.

"No, those are the only names I have." Hidan said.

Soichiro sighed. "Let's go back to Kakuzu." L said. L then switched the mic back over to Kakuzu, who was silent. "Kakuzu." He said.

Kakuzu perked up. "What? How do you know my name- Wait, Hidan told you didn't he, of course the idiot did. What else did that idiot tell you?" Kakuzu asked.

"We are supposed to investigate you, not the other way around." L replied.

~POV CHANGE~

Kakuzu sighed. "I won't tell you anything." He said stubbornly. 'At least, not unless I get something in return.' He thought.

"Alright, then we will have to go to some drastic measures." L said.

A/N: There ya go, the end of this chapter! Oh no, what will L do?! Eh, nothing Kakuzu shouldn't be able to handle. And also, thank you princessbinas for helping me by thinking of some of the nicknames.