Chapter 5: Letters 30-3

To the worthless fleabags,

WHAT?! How can there be no fanfiction about me, the great Lord Dearche?! You wait and see, mongrels! When I crush you under my feet, you'll know better than to leave me out of-

*Rest of letter scribbled out*

Stern here. Dearche's just letting off some steam on paper, is all.

Huh? But there's no steam coming off of the paper, Stern.

-The Materials


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I do like to tease Chrono, but not to the point of embarrassing him...However, it's nice to know that you gave me some personality in your stories! I might actually do that to Chrono someday...:3

-Admiral Lindy


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Speaking of me, why don't you people write more stories with me in them?!

-Chrono


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I'm interested in what started this whole 'me-and-Fate-chan-being-an-item' craze as of late...

-Hayate


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Whoever came up with the idea to put us together as a pairing is completely blowing things out of proportion. We're not together at all...we're just friends really!

-Signum and Shamal


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

'Pimp of RF6'...you know what, I'm done answering these letters!

-Erio


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

EH?! We've appeared in the newest manga and in the last video game and there are still no fanfics about us? WHY?!

...Kyrie, calm down...

-Amitie and Kyrie Florian


Dear Fanfiction Writers,

...Why don't I have an intimidating nickname like Nanoha does?

-A somewhat jealous Fate T. Harlaown


Again, sorry about taking a while to finish this. I've been updating one story constantly, and I haven't watched Nanoha in a long time, so that would explain why. But anyway, onto the letters!

Letter 30: The Materials show up, yay!

Letter 31: I've seen a lot of stories where Lindy likes to troll Chrono. I won't be surprised if she did in the show...

Letter 32: Chrono's one of my other favorite characters. Why I like a lot of seldom appearing characters in Nanoha, I have no idea...

Letter 33: Inspired by the amount of FatexHayate fics that have surfaced. To be honest, I don't know why.

Letter 34: Signum and Shamal's reaction to them as a pairing.

Letter 35: Erio's not taking fanon well...

Letter 36: The same reason as Letter 32.

Letter 37: Nanoha has the White Devil, so Fate would be...the Black Angel? I don't know, honestly.

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