Chapter 5: Letters 30-3
To the worthless fleabags,
WHAT?! How can there be no fanfiction about me, the great Lord Dearche?! You wait and see, mongrels! When I crush you under my feet, you'll know better than to leave me out of-
*Rest of letter scribbled out*
Stern here. Dearche's just letting off some steam on paper, is all.
Huh? But there's no steam coming off of the paper, Stern.
-The Materials
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I do like to tease Chrono, but not to the point of embarrassing him...However, it's nice to know that you gave me some personality in your stories! I might actually do that to Chrono someday...:3
-Admiral Lindy
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Speaking of me, why don't you people write more stories with me in them?!
-Chrono
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
I'm interested in what started this whole 'me-and-Fate-chan-being-an-item' craze as of late...
-Hayate
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Whoever came up with the idea to put us together as a pairing is completely blowing things out of proportion. We're not together at all...we're just friends really!
-Signum and Shamal
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
'Pimp of RF6'...you know what, I'm done answering these letters!
-Erio
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
EH?! We've appeared in the newest manga and in the last video game and there are still no fanfics about us? WHY?!
...Kyrie, calm down...
-Amitie and Kyrie Florian
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
...Why don't I have an intimidating nickname like Nanoha does?
-A somewhat jealous Fate T. Harlaown
Again, sorry about taking a while to finish this. I've been updating one story constantly, and I haven't watched Nanoha in a long time, so that would explain why. But anyway, onto the letters!
Letter 30: The Materials show up, yay!
Letter 31: I've seen a lot of stories where Lindy likes to troll Chrono. I won't be surprised if she did in the show...
Letter 32: Chrono's one of my other favorite characters. Why I like a lot of seldom appearing characters in Nanoha, I have no idea...
Letter 33: Inspired by the amount of FatexHayate fics that have surfaced. To be honest, I don't know why.
Letter 34: Signum and Shamal's reaction to them as a pairing.
Letter 35: Erio's not taking fanon well...
Letter 36: The same reason as Letter 32.
Letter 37: Nanoha has the White Devil, so Fate would be...the Black Angel? I don't know, honestly.
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