'Why do you shop in the aisle for women's products?'

'The best stuff is here.'

'Yes because you need more tampons.' Drew quipped. 'And...' he glanced at a box, slowly read the label. 'Medicated cream to soothe vaginal itching.'

'Drewsky!' Justin laughed out loud, used one foot to block Drew from giving him a decent rear smack. 'I was talking about razors.'

'Don't talk about them, they're in listening range.'

justin leaned into a display case of toothpaste to hide his blush and grin. 'Idiot.'

'That's me indeed. '

'My idiot.'

'Yours.'

'Um hmmm.'

'And dear Star's.'

Now Justin glowered, bit his lip. He both liked Evan's brother and jealously couldn't stand him also.

That was his love life now, had a boyfriend with a boyfriend.

'What did he ask?'

'Miz's dad?'

'No, the easter bunny! of course Miz's dad!'

'Wants me to be his dom.'

'No Packing?'

'Oh, no, nothing like that...he doesn't- he doesn't know about...'

'Ah great.'

'Yeah.'

'So what did he ask?!'

'The basics, force him to lick my boots, slap him around...'

'The starter package.'

'Like I said, the basics.'

'Beginner.'

'Yep.'

'Will you?'

'No way.'

'But...'

'He's a DAD, I'm not fooling with a parent. I'd be disgusted if someone wanted to do those things with my parents.'

'I agree.'

Justin stood still, eyes big and mouth creased.

He tackled Drew, fell over him.

'Hey not here, people will s-'

The building shook.

Collapsed.

Sentence remained unfinished, unspoken.

Silence in the rubble.