Holy potatoes, where did all you people come from?! ANJFCBFHJVKCAJSNsNZ

*Ahem* sorry. Never realized that this story would become so popular, I'm surprised to say the least. Welp, here is the most recent chapter, hope you all like it. Sorry for the very slow updates, but I've been trying to fix one of my grades in a college course (I went from an F to a C in about one week)and I just haven't really felt motivated. I'm going to try to work on 'Games' a bit more and probably write a few random stories. Anyways, let's just assume I put the usual disclaimer here because Hellsing and Girls und Panzer are obviously not owned by the same people. Enjoy~!


Yukari continued along the dirt road, following it wherever it lead. She wouldn't get into a car, and when one passed she would step to the side to avoid it. By now, she couldn't use any excuse to avoid people who were walking along the path as well… not that there were any people. Still, Yukari preferred to air on the side of caution. She knew she would have to talk to someone sooner or later (and, quite frankly, she preferred later), but right now she was just looking for clues on her friend's whereabouts. So far, there hadn't been any hints what-so-ever; and even though she was probably looking in the wrong place she was determined to find a clue that she could bring to the police.

Yukari knew Erwin didn't have a habit of disappearing like she did, but the police would probably think the blond girl had just gotten lost in their ship or taken onto a different ship; these were very common occurrences and with no one really harmed it was easy to under-react in a serious situation.

Yukari eventually got tired, and from the position of the moon in the sky, she realized it was sometime around 3AM; it would be best to sleep if she wanted to be able to find Erwin. Walking off the road, she quickly found an abandoned church on a small hill, and decided to stay there. She pulled a few boards off a broken window and crept inside, being careful of where she placed her feet in case the floor felt the need to cave in. She made it up to the alter and set up her bedroll, deciding it was best not to make a fire as the whole church was made of old, dry wood. She sat down and munched on some crackers she had brought, thinking of what she would do once she found Erwin. Yukari was so wrapped up in her thoughts that she didn't hear the rustling of fabric on wood.


*At another place, probably the same time*

"Look out!" Erwin screeched, leaping out of her bed and crashing to the floor. She had just woken up from a dream where she, her team, and Yukari were in a desert filled with giant living cactuses, and the only weapons they had were water guns.

"What even-?"

"GYAH! Schrödinger! What are you doing here?!"

"I was bored of course, nobody ever amuses me anymore. That dream was really weird though~." The cat-boy chirped as Erwin stood up; her head hurt and so did her spine, but when you spontaneously got ears and a tail pain should be no surprise. She also suddenly felt horribly sick.

"Oh…oh god…I think I'm going to vomit…." Erwin muttered, covering her mouth and gagging.

"What?! Why?! I haven't done anything!"

"I have made fatal error! I stood up too fast… get me a bag, or garbage can…my mouth tastes horribly…I hereby hate anesthesia." Erwin stumbled around a bit, gripping the edge of the bed as though her life depended on it. Just as she was about to vomit on the floor, Schrödinger appeared right in front of her with a bag, handing it to her quietly. She grabbed the plastic bag from the boy and proceeded to empty the contents of her stomach (or lack thereof) into the bag. Her ears flattened and her tail drooped in embarrassment, blushing slightly as she muttered a quiet 'ow'.

"Is everyone okay? We heard a loud bang, what happened?" A tall, thin woman with glasses asked as she burst through the door, not even bothering to knock.

"I had a nightmare and puked. Do you desire me to go into detail random human whose name I do not know?" Erwin asked as sarcastically as she could, considering her throat and mouth had just been burned by her own stomach acid.

"Oh, well, I am Rip Van Wrinkle! You must be Erwin!" The tall woman replied. Erwin suddenly noticed a necklace that had a swastika in place of a pendant.

"Yes I am Erwin; and that living tank behind you, who is…that?" The blond commander retorted, glaring at the strange person.

"Oh, that's just Zorin! She's very strong and can invade people's minds! She uses a way that's different from my way though. I use 'I think, therefore I am'!" Schrödinger smiled, flicking one of his ears. The woman grunted a greeting, obviously not one for friendly chit-chat. Erwin just silently nodded, letting Zorin know she had heard. "Any ways, while you were asleep, I got you some new clothes!" The cat-boy giggled, motioning to a corner that had a chair with some clothes neatly folded on top of it. Erwin immediately recognized her hat, coat, and boots; all three were very important to her.

"Oh, um, thanks?" Erwin responded with a bit of confusion. She wasn't sure whether to be grateful to him for getting her clothes, or concerned that he snuck into her room while her fellow Hippo team members were likely home.

"It was no trouble. But the Major didn't like your old green and white uniform, so he gave you a new one~!" Schrödinger stated happily, teleporting the short distance to the chair and back to her bed with the pile of clothing.

"Okay…" Erwin muttered, taking the clothes that had been selected for her. "If you all could leave for a few minutes, I'll get dressed…I suppose."

"Oh, that's right! You went to an all-girls school!" Schrödinger beamed, practically skipping out the door. "Come on Rip! Zorin! Let's let young Miss Erwin get dressed~!"

Once the door clicked shut, Erwin ducked under the covers and changed as quickly as possible. It was a little difficult to say the least; she had trouble with the tan stockings, mostly due to her tail; the skirt was weird because it had buttons but the buttons were only for decoration so she had to use a zipper that was on the side; the long-sleeved-button-up shirt they gave her wasn't much trouble, but she gave up on the last two top buttons as all of the buttons were pretty small. Once all that was done she pulled on her boots and made sure they were secure, then she pulled on a pair of black gloves that they had given her, and finally put on her coat and hat, adjusting the two most important articles of clothing until they looked perfect.

Once she was done she shuffled over to the door and pulled it open a crack, noting that only a couple of soldiers were outside her door; yet Schrödinger, Rip Van Wrinkle, and Zorin were nowhere to be seen. One of the guards saw her and smiled; he was either trying to be friendly and failing horribly, or trying to be terrifying, in which case he was succeeding. Regardless, Erwin ducked back into her room and hid by the bed, not liking anything that was happening.

"Really, I just want to go home…"

The clacking of shoes on the metal floor alerted her that someone was drawing near. She perked her ears to try and listen better, identifying the voice of the Major, and the heavy footsteps of the Captain. She was hardly surprised when the two men entered the room, with Schrödinger in tow.

"See! Told you she was awake!"

"Go jump off a cliff kitty-boy." Erwin hissed, glaring at the three males.

"Now, now, that's no way to talk to your superior Miss Erwin." The Major commented, smiling in his usual way. Erwin Growled quietly, but let the larger man continue talking; if Schrödinger was her superior, then whoever his superior was must have had the patience of a stone wall. "You will be joining the Werewolf division, Schrödinger and the Captain are your superiors, you listen to them. But If I say something that contradicts what they said, you listen to me, understand?"

"Oh yes, great king of jerks everywhere. You know, it's people like you that give people like me a bad name." Erwin replied in the most sarcastic way possible. She knew she had to listen, but if they gave her orders with even the slightest bit of a loophole, she would exploit it.

"Good. This room is yours temporarily, at least for another day or so until your permanent room is finished."

"Your room will be next to mine Fräulein!" Schrödinger smirked, skipping over to her.

"Since when was I Fräulein?" Erwin questioned, not sure how else to respond.

"Since right now of course! We are going to be best friends and do lots of fun things together, okay Fräulein?!" Schrödinger chirped happily, suddenly hugging Erwin.

"Um…Sure…Fun." Erwin muttered, not even trying to hide her hatred for the current situation. Her friends and she, herself, weren't ones for hugs; and even if they did hug it was very brief and filled with lots of jumping and being shockingly girly. Nobody was allowed to know about such instances.

"We also heard that you got a little sick, is that correct?" The Major interjected, drawing the attention of the two children.

"Yes that is true. My spine and head still hurt too, whatever pain medication you gave me seems to have worn off." Erwin replied, just because she didn't like these people and intended to be as recalcitrant as possible didn't mean that she hoped they cared enough to make the pain go away.

"That's strange. Dilauded usually lasts longer and works well."

"The hell is that?" Erwin tilted her head. She had never heard of such a medication before, but clearly it didn't work for her.

"How many Acetaminophen do you take when you have a headache?"

Erwin stared at Schrödinger, perplexed by his question. "Most of the time, only one; sometimes two if it's really bad. Why?"

The cat boy suddenly burst into laughter, nearly falling off the bed as Erwin yelled at him, not understanding what the blond boy found so funny. "No wonder that Regline stuff didn't work!" He gasped between his laughter, trying to make sure it was clear. "Major! We tried to kill a gnat with a bazooka!" He finally began to calm down and Erwin just stared at him with a look that clearly read 'what are you babbling about?' which the cat-boy was happy to clear up. "You are drug naïve, Dilauded is a very strong pain killer for people with a high drug tolerance."

"So you guys went overkill on the painkillers." Erwin replied, clearly displeased.

"Yes, sorry Fräulein." Schrödinger apologized, finally calming down enough that he could talk normally.

"Whatever. Let's just not do that again, okay?"

Everyone nodded in agreement, knowing that making the same mistake would likely cause problems in the future, and they were determined to have Erwin on their side. Erwin adjusted her hat again out of habit, but when she ran her fingers over the cold metal pin it felt different. Quickly taking her hat off, she was shocked to see a swastika below the eagle; she grabbed at her coat and found the same accursed marking on the pin on her coat. Her ears folded back and her tail tip twitched in anger; they had messed with her clothing and put something on that she had left off because not many people knew the truth.

"Now, now; you are a member of Millennium, you must wear the same mark as the rest of us." The Major smiled, causing Erwin to glare at him. She had no choice though, she had to wear the stupid symbol. She huffed quietly and flipped her hat back on, still fuming at the thought of having to walk around wearing it. She wouldn't wear it proudly, and if she ever got the chance she would remove it in a heartbeat.

Riko never thought she would have to live up to her soul name anymore than right now.


Okay guys, so far I've only gotten two votes, and both have been for 'light'. The deadline will be May 1st; cast your vote for 'light' route or 'dark' route. I've changed it a little, now it will only truly affect the end of the story. Make up your minds and say something here people! It's not often others get a say in how things go (whether it be a game, show, or book), so take this opportunity to decide our fox-eared friend's fate!