A/N: Hey there guys and gals, Archimedies here with the next chapter of this extraordinarily trash filled story. But hey, and actual Canon ship this time! This story is a fusion of a couple of prompts I got, Koniax Hyasen wanted me to do a chapter with a couple arguing about Gif vs Jif, while Candymouse22 wanted an Arasol one shot. So here! I'm absolute shit with Arasol, so I ended up bringing some very light GamVros in as a crutch. I hope you're both happy with this shot. And if you want your own oneshot up in writing, drop a situation and a pairing in the reviews or a PM, and I'll get it done. No ship too trash, no situation too cringe!

Enjoy.

Story 9: Gif-Communication.

Sollux looked up from his laptop as Aradia sank down onto the bed beside him. She turned and gave him a shy little smile. He grinned back at her, and she snuggled up against him, head on his shoulder as she watched him scroll Tumblr. He rested against her, and they watched the internet roll past. Until they came to a gif of a dancing cat, as is the norm on Tumblr. Aradia leaned forward and grabbed his hand, stopping his scrolling.

"Look!"

Sollux watched the cat trying to pull a paper bag off of its head, and in the process dancing quite the merry jig. He grinned at how adorable it was, and pulled Aradia closer.

"That is probably the cutest Jif I've ever seen" Aradia pulled her hand back, and he turned to her, worried. She was looking at him with what seemed to be a mixture between worry and disgust.

"What?" He kept scrolling. He looked back, and she was staring.

"What did you say?"

"What? The cutest Jif I've ever seen?"

"There! What was that?"

"What? Cutest?"

"No! Jif?"

Sollux turned to her, somewhat confused. "Yeah? Jif. That is what it is Aradia"

"No it's not! It's Gif!"

Sollux stared at her for a few seconds, before slapping a hand to his forehead. "Really?"

"Yes really!"

Sollux closed his laptop, and pushed himself back on the bed, so he was sitting cross-legged infront of her. "Aradia, that is, quite frankly, ridiculous. It is Jif"

She crossed her arms. "Nu-uh. It's Gif"

Sollux did the same, a wry smile on his face. "Oh really?"

She gave him an adorable frown. "Yes really. Where on earth does it say it's Jif, hmm?"

Sollux considered it for a second. "And where does it say, specifically, it's Gif?"

There was a moment of silence. "Touche"

She gave him a contemplative look, and sat back against him. Even though she was still, he could tell she was thinking a mile a minute. He switched tabs over to his coding, and began typing. He snuggled up against her, and they stayed there for a while, just existing in each others presence. They stayed in silence for several minutes.

"I still think it's Gif" Sollux smacked his forehead against the keyboard, with a groan. Aradia giggled.

"Aradia, this is ridiculous. It's Jif!"

"Gif"

"Jif!"

"Gif!"

"Hmrph!"

"Hmrph!"

Sollux put his arm around her, and pulled her closer. "You're not gonna leave this alone, are you?"

Aradia feigned deep though, before shaking her head. "I don't think so"

"Hmm...How to settle this" He lisped.

"You could just admit I'm right"

"Pfft. A Captor never admits he's wrong"

"Even if he is?"

"Especially then"

"Hmm"

Sollux grinned, and slipped his phone out of his pocket, picking a number out of his contacts, before giving Aradia a coy smile. The phone connected.

"Sollux? What the actual fuck do you want now. I swear if this is another code you want me to '"Trial'", then you can go ram your over priced motherboard up your nook-"

"Woah, shit KK. Ain't nothing like that"

"Then what asshat? I've got Gamzee quote on quote '"chilling'" With Tavros in my home for some fucking reason, and that fucking psycho is trying to force both pie and his tongue down the poor fucks throat, in varying orders, but I'm not sure whether I should be intervening or not, cause the nooksniffer seems to be enjoying it as much as Gamzee is, and/or more. This had better be important!"

Sollux put the phone back to his ear after Karkats outburst, and grinned at Aradia.

"Yeah KK, it's super important"

"Fine, what!"

"You know the really short clips, without sound?"

"What? The fuck does this have to do with me?"

"Don't worry. But what is it called?"

"What is what called?"

"The clips!"

"Uhhh? Jifs? Why the fuck do I have to answer this?"

"Don't worry, thanks KK" He gave Aradia a self satisfied smirk.

"Well, if that's fucking all...Oh no you don't! Not on my fucking couch you heathens-"

Sollux hung up on him, and crossed his arms. Aradia glared back at him.

"Second opinion"

"J1f? Or G1f? Who knows. 1'd go w1th G1f. 1t sound5 b3tt3r"

Sollux grunted, and hung up on Terezi. Aradia smiled at him.

"Third"

"Wwhat? Erm...Jif?"

"I'd say thanks, but fuck you"

"Fourth"

"iM'mA rOlL wItH gIf, MoThEr FuCkEr. HeY TaVBrO!"

"eRM, i'd sAY jIF. i lIKE tHE wAY iT sOUNDS, iS tHAT oK?"

"FuCk YeAh MoThEr FuCkEr, tHaT's ThE bEsT kInD oF oK. wAiT, cAn I cHaNgE mY aNsWeR?"

Sollux hung up.

"Well shit. We've gotten pretty mixed answers"

She nodded, and leant back.

"You know how we should solve this?"

"If you suggest an archeological dig I'm going to flip my shi-"

"Google?"

"Oh shit. Google"

A few minutes later, she'd snuggled up beside him at the behest of a youtube video they'd found. An interview with the man who'd made the Gif format. And a few minutes later, Aradia was staring at the screen in shock, whil Sollux crossed his arms, satisfied.

"See? Jif. Not Gif"

Aradia looked like she'd just been told the sky was green, the earth was flat, and that Santa lived on the south pole, and had them all fact checked right in front of her.

"But. But..."

"But me no buts!" Sollux burst into crackling laughter, and Aradia stood up from the bed, gave him an adorable glare, before stomping off into the apartment.

Well, he'd have to patch things up pretty soon. but not before he'd had his fun. He scooped up his laptop.

"Hey Aradia! Check this Jif I just found!"

He'd have his fun, certainly.