KG: (Slurp) (Slurp) hey (Slurp) We're back with this chapter and (slurp) I hope you like it.

Naruto: Why are you slurping? It's rude.

KG: Would you rather I stop eating my ramen and set it on the cold floor?

Naruto: Don't you dare! Ramen is a sacred food!

Samui: It's a large bowl of carbohydrates layered with cholesterol, salt and other preservatives. Nothing cool or sacred about it.

Naruto: Don't say that Samui-chan T_T.

Ayane: I'm inclined to agree with her even if we haven't met yet.

KG: You know what they say. Don't knock it till you try it.

Ayane: I need to keep my form now type.

KG: (Slurp) (Slurp) fine. Let's (Slurp) get started. (Slurp) (Slurp)


Two Weeks Later

Naruto groaned as he laid on his couch while he had his head on his mother's lap. Kurenai chuckled as she gently stroked his hair while Naruto explained his promise that he would own the chunin exams which made the Genjutsu Mistress smile at her son and his way of thinking. She spotted Mikata on Naruto's stomach while the blonde looked at the ceiling.

"And though I say that Kaa-san, I don't know what I should do. The exams are like five months away and so I'll be changing teams five more times and who knows who I'll be with. Plus I know I'm proficient in Genjutsu thanks to you and the chakra control exercises that we did, but I feel like I'm lacking in some areas. Mainly my taijutsu and ninjutsu. Anko-nee taught me some of the attacks that use snakes and those have been really helpful, but there's got to be more. I know the Kage bunshin and a few fuuton and katon techniques, but that's it. What do you think Kaa-san?" Naruto asked with a small smile at his surrogate mother while Kurenai allowed her red, hot eyes to give a very warm glance to her son.

"Well Naruto-kun, you sound a little lost in nothing as far as I can see. I can't tell you what will happen in the chunin exams as that's not fair, but you shouldn't doubt your skills. I have trained you hard and you know that. Now to answer your question, maybe you might want to learn some more taijutsu and ninjutsu. If you want, we can go to the library and pick up some books although why don't you ask Mikoto-chan if she can't teach you something?" Kurenai asked and Naruto rolled his head to see his mother's flat stomach.

"Well she's already training Sasuke during their off time so I'd rather not bother with that. Kyoko-nee is out on a mission along with Anko-nee at the moment. I don't know what I should do," Naruto responded and Kurenai smiled before she placed a finger to her chin.

"Well then, you could always take a mission," she said and Naruto sighed.

"After that Land of Iron mission I'd rather not leave the village for a while," Naruto said and Kurenai lightly chuckled at her son before her gaze grew cold. She closed her eyes and sighed.

"Naruto, there is someone you could meet," she said and Naruto opened his eyes. Immediately they were filled with concern when he saw Kurenai's less than pleased face. She looked like she would be struggling to continue.

"Kaa-chan?" Naruto asked out of worry for his mother as he wondered if something was up, but Kurenai shook her head and did her best to smile.

"Sorry Naruto-kun, but like I was saying. There is definitely someone you can meet. Keep in mind that this is one of the last people that I would like you to meet, but he might have what you're looking for," Kurenai said and Naruto raised an eyebrow before his mother told him the story of Jiraiya and how he was Naruto's godfather. The blonde listened intently to all her words and his gaze grew cold at the thought of having someone that could take care of him, but he tried not to dwell on that as he had his mother taking care of him.

"So this Jiraiya guy is my godfather and he's one of the sannin? He manages a spy-network and said that he couldn't take care of me because of that?" Naruto asked and Kurenai nodded while the blonde closed his eyes. He did his best not to bite his lower lip in frustration and Kurenai noticed it before Naruto stopped and sighed.

"Well Kaa-chan, this guy is a freakin pervert," Naruto said before Kurenai lightly tapped him on the head before she gave a motherly glare.

"Language in the presence of Kaa-san Naruto-kun," Kurenai interrupted and Naruto rubbed his head with a smile before he nodded.

"Right, sorry about that. However like I was saying, he's a pervert, but I'd like to meet him. Don't worry, if he does anything that seems pervert-like then I'll give him our best anti-pervert genjutsu," Naruto said with a thumbs up and Kurenai chuckled before she kissed Naruto's forehead.

"That's my son," she said and Naruto laid up from his mother's lap while Kurenai walked to her room to go and get dressed for going outside. Naruto smiled while Mikata slithered up to him and forked her tongue.

"You really think you can get a sannin in a genjutsu?" she asked and Naruto smiled.

"Who knows, but it's worth a shot," Naruto said and Mikata sweatdropped and her partner's weird way of simply dealing with things and before long the two noticed that they were alone and Naruto took out a piece of paper as he knelt down and took out an ink pen.

"Hey, Ayane-chan. How are you? Things in the village are...," Naruto said to himself as he wrote on the piece of paper while Mikata observed him. She wondered who Ayane might have been as she didn't see the purple-haired kunoichi before Naruto left.

Soon the blonde finished and folded the letter. He grinned and sealed it. Naruto then bit his thumb and slammed the ground.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu," The blonde yelled and a small poof came showing a brown snake looking at the blonde impassive.

"Hello Summoner-san. It's great to meet you. May I ask why you have summoned me this day?" the snake asked and Naruto nodded.

"Yeah, would you mind delivering this to Ayane-chan for me? I made her a seal that allows us to communicate with each other through my summons," Naruto said and the snake merely nodded not even the least bit curious as to how that might have happened.

"As you wish, but when I'm done I will require one human sacrifice," The snake said making Naruto widen his eyes. Mikata hissed violently at the snake for his disrespect to her friend before the snake chuckled.

"Kidding kidding. It's fun to mess with people. Don't worry Naruto-sama. I'll get this to her," The snake said as it took the scroll in its mouth before it poofed out of sight while Naruto rolled his eyes.

"I didn't know that you guys had a sense of humor," Naruto said and Mikata stood up on her stomach before she looked out the window.

"Yeah we're full of surprisessssss aren't we?" she asked and Naruto nodded before he saw his mother coming out of the room.

"Ready Naruto-kun?" she asked and the blonde nodded.

"Whenever you are Kaa-chan," he said and the two left their apartment room and started to enter the streets to go and find the number one pervert of the world.

With Ayane

The purple haired kunoichi was currently in a village at the base of Mt. Fuji as she looked left and right. She sighed and closed her eyes while trying to hide her frustration. She walked around with Hayate and Kasumi before they ran into a random shinobi wearing an all blue outfit along with a black scarf. Most of his face was covered except for his eyes and he had a long sword strapped to his back.

Hayate gave a small smile and held his hand out.

"Well Ryu, you still haven't changed," Hayate said to the shinobi making Kasumi smile and Ayane fold her arms. They all looked at the heir to the Hayabusa clan while his light green eyes took in their forms.

"You seem to have been well too Hayate. It's good to see also Ayane, Kasumi," Ryu said before he took off his mask to show a man with light brown skin and a ponytail of hair.

"Greetings Hayabusa-kun," Kasumi said making Ryu nod while Ayane merely waved before responding.

"Hello Ryu-sama," she said finally making everyone lightly chuckle at her before Hayate got serious.

"Is Joe Hayabusa-sama around?" he asked and Ryu folded his arms before he lightly shook his head.

"No he's not here at the moment. Father is out at the moment," Ryu said making Hayate look at the ground before he sighed.

"I see, well I just came to tell you that 'they' are starting to move," Hayate said and Ryu's glare got cold before he sighed.

"The Black Spider clan huh? Ryu asked, but Hayate shook his head making Ryu raise an eyebrow.

"Something a little worse. Just make sure to be prepared," Hayate said and Ryu closed his eyes again.

"You have no need to worry about me," the young shinobi heir said before he heard two people calling for him.

"Ryu-kun, there you are," someone said. Both were in shine maiden outfits while Ryu turned around. He lightly sighed while Ayane, Kasumi and Hayate turned to the woman.

"Kureha, Momiji," Ryu said turning around as they came forward. Ayane and Momiji glanced at each other and simply acknowledged each other before turning back to what was important before everyone noticed a poof next to Ayane. They all tensed before they saw a brown snake while Ayane looked down.

"A snake?" Hayate asked before the small summon of Naruto turned to the purple haired kunoichi.

"I presume that you are Ayane-san?" the snake asked and Kasumi raised an eyebrow.

"A talking snake," she corrected her brother while everyone wondered if it was a summon, but even then animals didn't talk. However for Ayane, she knew of only one person who used snakes and that person had blonde hair and whisker marks.

"That's me," she said as she bent down and the snake nodded as it dropped the scroll in its mouth.

"From Naruto-sama to you. Have a pleasant day," The snake said before it poofed out while Ayane picked it up. She was about to unfurl it before she stopped and looked at the curious faces of everyone at her.

"What?" she asked them while Kasumi lightly giggled despite herself.

"Love letter? And who is this Naruto person?" she asked making Ayane lightly growl while Hayate raised an eyebrow and Ryu gave a slightly amused grin. Kureha blushed and Momiji smiled while Ayane's red eyes glared harder.

"It's not a lover letter Kasumi. And he's just someone that I know," Ayane said while Hayate gave a calm smile.

"I wouldn't mind meeting this Naruto guy," Hayate said cracking his knuckles while Ayane shook her head.

"He's not like that Hayate. Excuse me for a moment," she said as she left the group making everyone chuckle before Momiji held out her hand making Ryu, Kasumi and Hayate drop a few coins.

"I finally beat Ryu-sama," Momiji said making everyone close their eyes while they waited for Ayane to return.

Meanwhile, the purple haired kunoichi got to a secluded spot and unfurled the scroll as she read down the entire thing which made her smile.

"To Ayane-chan,

Hey Ayane-chan. How are you? Things in the village of Konoha are great. It's been rather uneventful since my mission to the Land of Iron. I just wanted to see how you were doing. Sorry if I was interrupting something important, but I really wanted to talk with you. Our little genin scramble happened and I have new teammates. Our sensei is my rival's mother. How weird is that? I'm rather stumped as to what I should be doing besides training, but Kaa-san is having me meet someone. He's a freakin' pervert, but she seems to think he's a good idea so I'm willing to go out on a limb and try him out. I'm still taking care of this bandana you gave me. Kaa-san says that it looks good on me, but when she asked me who I got it from I only told her it was a beautiful girl who became my friend. Oh you should've seen the expression she had on her face. It was priceless, but besides that the chunin exams will be happening in a few months. I'd really like it if you came to watch me along with your friends if you could. Reply back if you can. Really hope to see you and Samui-chan there.

You're friend from the Land of Iron tournament, Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki,"

Ayane lightly chuckled to herself before she closed her eyes with a smile. It was nice to hear from the blonde even if the way the snake appeared was rather embarrassing. She slightly blushed at the thought that Naruto found her to be beautiful as no one had really complimented her looks except for her father, Genra. It made her happy even if she wouldn't outright admit it. She smiled when she learned that Naruto was still taking care of her headband. She had glanced at her band that Naruto gave her on her wrist and smiled.

"Idiot," She said in her thoughts while finding it amusing. She did wonder about the so called Chunin exams and when they would start. She really wouldn't mind watching the blonde perform, but she also wondered who the other person was that Naruto mentioned though she could figure that out later. Ayane furled up the scroll and placed it away before walking back to the group making them all stare at her.

"So? Was it a love letter?" Kasumi asked and Ayane closed her eyes.

"No," she said instantly before she still felt their gazes on her.

"Well? Are you all going to stay here gawking at me or are we going to go?" she asked turning around as she wanted to start going to Murai's village which was just north of the Hayabusa village.

"She seems...flustered," Ryu said and Hayate rubbed the back of his head with a slight nod.

"Still I wonder who this Naruto-san might be. Even if she didn't show it, I've never seen her so happy about receiving something before," Kasumi said and everyone nodded.

"So Ryu-sama are we still on for training?" Momiji asked and Ryu closed is eyes with a silent sigh.

"Sure, but you must bring Sanji as he's wanted to train also. He's still young, but he holds potential," Ryu stated and Momiji nodded with a light smile on her face.

"Of course Ryu-sama. Sanji-kun has always been a hard worker," Momiji said before she vanished out of sight and Kureha walked away.

"Well I guess I'll come back later. Do what you want Kasumi," Hayate said as he left leaving Ryu and Kasumi together.

"You and Ayane seem to have gotten better," Ryu said and Kasumi nodded at Ayane's retreating form.

"I'd still like to know why she's like that. I wouldn't mind meeting the person who caused her change. I'm really grateful," Kasumi muttered and Ryu merely stayed silent for a bit.

"I see," he said more to himself than as a reply before the two went after Ayane.

Back with Naruto

The genjutsu pair stopped at a hot spring and Naruto raised an eyebrow while Kurenai smiled.

"Umm Kaa-chan, why would we be searching for Jiraiya-san here?" Naruto asked and Kurenai closed her eyes while she sighed.

"Because Naruto-kun, he's a pervert and like all perverts-,"

"He's gonna appear where there are lots and lots of naked women right?" Naruto asked finishing her statement making Kurenai nod in agreement with her son before she looked up to see said man with a telescope and a notepad.

"See there Naruto-kun?" she asked and the blonde looked up to see said sannin peeping on the ladies while giggling. Naruto's eyes grew as cold as ice from the many times that he had tried to copy his mother. The blonde rubbed the bridge of his nose and sighed.

"This is my godfather?" Naruto asked and Kurenai nodded while the blonde walked towards the tree and went up it before standing right behind Jiraiya.

"Oh yes yes! That's it. Oh there it goes. HAHAHA!" he cackle while getting his 'research' before he heard a voice.

"Finding everything good?" Naruto asked and Jiraiya was too into his own world to realize the KI that Naruto was emitting at him.

"Oh kid you got no idea. This is better than the magazines," Jiraiya said while Naruto closed his eyes.

"Well I disagree with the perv as there are better females in the world that I have seen, but nothing compares to my Nibi-chan. Do it Kit! PUSH HIM IN!" Kyuubi yelled and Naruto gave an evil grin as the son of the Genjutsu Mistress didn't have to be told twice.

"Well then, why don't you get up-close and personal!" Naruto yelled as he pushed Jiraiya into the hot spring making him yell. The blonde jumped off the tree and landed next to his mother who lightly chuckled while people heard the women in the hot spring yell and that was quickly replaced by a man's scream of torture while all the guys and even Naruto cringed at what might be happening to him.

"Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn," Kyuubi said and Naruto closed his eyes while he put his hands together.

"Amen dattebayo," he thought making both him and Kyuubi chuckle and before long Kurenai and Naruto noticed Jiraiya coming out of the hot spring with plenty of cuts, bruises, and lacerations. He would've glared at Naruto if not for the fact that Kurenai was glaring it him with her intense eyes.

"That was unnecessary," Jiraiya said rubbing the back of his head which had a huge lump on it while Naruto sighed.

"Whatever Ero-sennin. So tell me, are you really my godfather or not?" Naruto asked standing to his feet while glaring and Jiraiya smiled with a nod, but he had a feeling that he would regret it and Naruto's hair shadowed his eyes before he unzipped his jacket.

"Mikata sic' em," Naruto yelled and the blonde's familiar/friend shot from his jacket and hissed as she lunged at Jiraiya making the sage gasp before he cursed while Naruto and Kurenai were treated to the show of Jiraiya dancing to avoid Mikata and her venomous fangs.

10 minutes later

Jiraiya huffed while Naruto called Mikata back. The snake slithered up his arm and draped around his neck while Naruto petted her and offering the snake his words of praise for her excellent work.

"Well I feel a little better now," Naruto said and Jiraiya nodded while he huffed.

"I know I deserved that at least," Jiraiya said making Kurenai and Naruto happy that the sage at least understood where they were going with this.

"Well that's good now then. Mind telling me who you are?" Naruto asked and suddenly he watched as cherry blossoms flowed around Jiraiya while the man chuckled with a fan in his hands.

"Who am I? Who am I? I am the man who is worshipped for his creativity. I am the man who knows no limits. The women all swoon when they hear my name. I'm the sage of Mount. Myoboku. You may call me Jiraiya the sannin Toad Sage," the white haired man said making Naruto sweatdrop.

"This guy is a freak," the blonde said and Kyuubi snorted before he played a calming melody which did its best to calm Naruto's nerves while Jiraiya spoke.

"So brat, to what do I owe the unwanted honor of seeing you?" Jiraiya asked before Kurenai stood to her feet.

"Really? That's not what you said back in the Hokage Mansion," Kurenai said and Jiraiya rubbed the back of his head with a light nod at Kurenai's words before he coughed.

"Yeah well anyway. Naruto, it's good to see you," Jiraiya said and Naruto folded his arms.

"Yeah I bet Ero-sennin, but I'll give you a shot. If I didn't then I wouldn't be me. So I came because I need your help," Naruto said and Jiraiya, mentally, danced a happy jig at the thought that Naruto would want to ask his godfather something.

"Sure kid, what do you want? Granted I can't stay long because I have some duties, but I'll help where I can," Jiraiya said to him and Naruto nodded. The blonde could take what he could get for the moment.

"Fine then. I guess I'll take that," Naruto said as he told Jiraiya what he and Kurenai were discussing back at their room. He told Jiraiya everything about wanting to get ready for the chunin exams should his sensei approve of him and his team to which Jiraiya could understand as he found Naruto to be like another blonde in a sense. Not to mention a certain redhead that the toad sage new about.

"I see, well that's quite the predicament, but I have just the thing that you should learn brat," Jiraiya said making Naruto and Kurenai raise their eyebrows.

"And what's that?" Naruto asked and Jiraiya held up a scroll and an ink pen.

"Fuinjutsu Gaki. It's the right thing for someone like you," Jiraiya said to him and Naruto seemed rather surprised. He wouldn't have thought of trying to do fuinjutsu as the Academy taught that it was the hardest of all the shinobi arts to learn, but then again.

"Well that sounds interesting. Yeah I'll give it a shot dattebayo," Naruto said feeling more excited and Kurenai smiled as she got to her feet.

"Alright then I'll be off," Kurenai said as she decided to leave the two alone, but not before coming up to Jiraiya. She smiled and glared at him at the same time.

"Naruto-kun is my son. My pride and my joy. If he turns into a pervert or I start noticing any weird behavior then I will show you a genjutsu that no man should ever see," Kurenai said and Jiraiya gulped with a quick nod that he understood her perfectly before Kurenai walked off.

"Be good Naruto-kun," she said waving goodbye to her son and Naruto waved also while Jiraiya sighed.

"Alright then Naruto, let's get started. I warn you that I'm very strict when it comes to fuinjutsu so until I say you're ready then we will be moving to advanced stuff," Jiraiya said and Naruto nodded with a grin as the two walked off.

With Samui, In Kumo

The blonde Kumo genin rested on the ledge of a building and looked out at her mountainous village. She was rather happy to be home, but some longing was coming to her as she found the warm atmosphere in Konoha to be rather...interesting. She had adapted to the life there quite while. She remember the many encounters with Kyoko and the other shinobi. Especially Naruto.

Samui lightly touched her lips and she remembered that out of character kiss that she gave the blonde Konoha genin. She didn't know what compelled her to actually go through with that, but she just felt like Naruto had tried to hard to get her to like him that she couldn't help, but get taken in by his eccentric ways. She looked at her tanto and remembered that Naruto had allowed it to be upgraded with his money. She didn't want him, but the way Naruto was just okay with it seemed to calm her down. Omoi and Karui certainly didn't have any problems with it.

"This place isn't as cool without Naruto," Samui said to herself before someone tapped her shoulder.

"Hey sis how you doin'? Did your hot soul have a good time in Konoha? Did you tell your fiancee about me and how hot I am?" the guy said and Samui closed her eyes. Yes this was the person that Samui "regretted" not telling Naruto about. Her brother, Atsui. The guy was as hotheaded as anyone she could meet. Her total opposite in every sense of the word.

"Atsui, cool down. No I didn't tell him about you, but I'm sure you'll meet him later," Samui said and she heard a gasp while Atsui got depressed.

"How could my sister be so cold? Especially when her soul should be so hot," Atsui stated and Samui closed her eyes as she decided not to respond to her brother before they heard another voice.

"So this is where you were," someone said behind her making the Kumo genin turn around to see another blonde. Obviously older than her and with a ponytail tying her hair together. She looked at the two and smiled while Samui bowed.

"Hello Yugito-nee. It's good to see you," Samui said and Yugito raised an eyebrow.

"What's with the formality? I thought Konoha might have livened you up a bit," Yugito said with a chuckle, but Samui just kept her impassive face.

"Hmm," she responded and soon Atsui chuckled.

"So tell us about this guy who you kissed," he said making Samui's eyebrow twitch while Yugito's eyes beamed. She gave an ear-splitting grin while she patted Samui's shoulder while the Kumo kunoichi tried to hide her blush from the both of them.

"So you finally kissed someone huh? Now I have to know about this," Yugito said and Samui closed her eyes.

"He's a mystery. He's very strong for a genin and he cares a lot about his friends. I had the opportunity to fight alongside him in some training sessions and I noticed that he was rather concerned for my safety while he fought. He also seems to have an unparalleled sense of protection. He really is something else, but he's very kind. He's also a jinchuuriki," Samui said making Atsui widen her eyes along with Yugito.

"Really? Which one does he have?" Atsui asked and Samui closed her eyes.

"The Kyuubi," Samui said making Yugito widen her eyes the most as she heard those words while the being inside her stirred.

"Kyuubi? She just said Kyuubi didn't she? Kyuubi-kun, my Kyuubi-kun is in Konoha. Kitten my sexy fox of a husband is in Konoha," The being said and Yugito sighed.

"Alright just calm down Nibi," Yugito said in her thoughts, but the female bijuu was too frantic to listen to her container at the moment.

"Well that's surprising. I can't wait to meet this guy," Atsui said while Samui nodded.

"Well we'd better train so that you'll be able to get there," Yugito said and Samui quickly agreed as the three walked off towards their destination.

Back with Naruto

The blonde growled as he tried to write on the paper, but Jiraiya stopped him at every turn and it was honestly pissing the blonde off to no end. He grumbled before he crumpled up some paper.

"Ahh let me concentrate dammit!" Naruto yelled at Jiraiya before he was smacked upside the head.

"I told you to do it right! The way you do your strokes is wrong. Do it again!" Jiraiya instructed and Naruto growled before he sighed and breathed easily. He closed his eyes for a few seconds while Jiraiya wondered what he was doing.

"Kyuubi, I know you don't take requests at least I don't think, but would you mind?" Naruto asked and Kyuubi furled his tails while he grabbed his flute and placed it near his lips.

"What would you like?" he asked and Naruto could probably hug Kyuubi for going through with this, but he wouldn't dare as they both wouldn't be able to live that down. Naruto smiled and opened his eyes.

"Anything soothing that also makes you think of your wife, Nibi-san," Naruto said in thought and Kyuubi raised an eyebrow before lightly smiling and nodding.

"Very well brat. Let's see. I'll do this one. I call it 'Biggest Part of Me'," Kyuubi said and he played his flute letting the music fill Naruto's mind. The blonde sighed in bliss of the wonderful flute playing while he turned to the paper. Naruto picked up his pen and started to write his name. Jiraiya had told him that every fuinjutsu user needs to learn to write his name correctly and he wouldn't teach the blonde anything until he could do that. So Naruto did it all. He stroked his brush through the paper quickly and efficiently while Kyuubi's flute played. Jiraiya looked over Naruto's shoulder and smiled as the blonde was getting it. Naruto finished and smiled as he held up the paper.

"How's that?" Naruto asked and Jiraiya looked it over.

"Well it has its errors, but it's good enough. Well done brat. Now then, do it on these ten papers," Jiraiya said and Naruto softly glared at the sannin before sighing. He crossed his fingers and yelled.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," Naruto yelled as he made nine more clones. They each took a paper and they all began to work on writing.

"Not enough brat!" Jiraiya yelled and Naruto growled as he clenched his fists.

"One of these days I'm going to castrate that guy and then use my fuinjutsu to seal his disposed body and feed it to my snakes while I sit there eating my ramen as they all bite into his insides," Naruto said in thought while Kyuubi stopped for a second.

"That was...descriptive. I'm so proud of you Kit!" Kyuubi said before deciding to play again while Naruto chuckled before he smiled. He knew that fuinjutsu might be hard, but he could do it. That was the type of person that he was and he'd be damned if he lost to it.

Soon there was a poof next to him making Naruto pause as he saw the same brown snake that he had summoned for Ayane who was carrying a scroll in his fangs. Jiraiya glanced at the snake and watched it hand something to Naruto.

"Hey Tarou-san. Back already?" Naruto asked and the snake nodded.

"Yes Naruto-sama. Here is your letter. I'll be going now," The snake said before vanishing in a poof while Naruto smiled.

"Wat'cha got there?" Jiraiya asked while Naruto unfurled the scroll.

"A message from Ayane-chan," Naruto said with a grin as he read through the letter while Jiraiya had only one question in his mind.

"Who in the world is Ayane?" Jiraiya wondered before he stayed silent so Naruto could read.

"To Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki,

You really did send that letter at an embarrassing time. Man now I've got everyone on my case about who you are. I barely found the time to even write this thing. If you must know then I'm alright here I guess. I'm in the Hayabusa village currently with Hayate and Kasumi. We had a short talk with Ryu-sama, Kureha and Momiji. Everyone seems to wonder who you are and that mess. I just tell them that you're the blonde idiot I met while in the Land of Iron, but of course I don't really think you're an idiot, at least not a complete one, but anyway. I'm glad you're keeping up with that headband I gave you. It means a lot to me. As to your little problem well you just better train cause we did make that promise to each other. I kind of thought it was stupid, but now I don't. It means a lot to me. As to your village's Chunin exams well I don't know if I can show up for the finals or not. You should know that shinobi are very busy, but who am I not to see my newest rival and friend train to their hearts content. I suppose I could come, but only if you win. Anything short of victory is unacceptable in my eyes. Yes, I know I'm being a stickler, but that's who I am. Deal with it. Maybe I'll bring the others to see you. I don't know yet, but I'll work something out.

P.S Your little snake stunt really got me some unwanted attention. I'll be sure to get you back for this. Also, mind telling me who Samui is?

Next leader of the Hajin-Mon Sect, Ayane Tengu,"

Naruto paled and cursed as he did mention Samui in the letter, but he was having so much fun that it slipped his mind that he did do that. The blonde just knew this would bite him in the ass later, but he would have to think about that at another time. He was rather happy that Ayane would at least try to come inside he did know of the pressures of shinobi duty. It's not like he would be mad at her for not coming, but he would've liked it if she did, but he'd understand it if she couldn't. Still that wouldn't stop him from getting his work done.

"Alright Ero-sennin, hurry up and let's get back to work," Naruto said getting to his paper while Jiraiya grinned.

"Well you get points for perseverance anyway. Alright Naruto we'll get right back to work. You sure do seem fired up," Jiraiya told him and Naruto nodded.

"Damn right. I can't lose or I'll never be able to face either of them," Naruto said with a grin and Jiraiya just decided to nod while Naruto's eyes burned.

"Bring it on Chunin exams!" Naruto yelled out making Jiraiya sweatdrop before he lightly smiled.

"He's so like the both of you that it's scary," Jiraiya thought before he decided to finish Naruto's training in the fuinjutsu arts.

Five Months Later

All the jonin sensei had gathered together in front of Sarutobi and the council of advisors as they were really to promote their genin for the chunin exams. Sarutobi smoked his pipe in front of everyone before he decided to speak.

"As you all know we have finally been able to introduce the chunin exams to the village. Now then will everyone please tell me if you think that you're genin will be capable in the chunin exams," Sarutobi said and all the jonin nodded as they began.

"My team isn't ready to take the chunin exams," one sensei said and Sarutobi nodded. This went on for six other teams before he stopped to Kakashi. The copy ninja gave a tired glare and smiled.

"I nominate Ino, Shikamaru and Choji for the chunin exams," Kakashi said as he had gotten the Ino-Shika-Cho trio as a lucky draw. He didn't know how it turned out that way, but he wasn't about to complain since they were excellent in their teamwork. Next Kurenai came forward.

"I nominate Shino Aburame, Sakura Haruno and Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki for the Chunin exams," Kurenai said with a smile and Sarutobi mentally sighed in relief that Naruto would be getting into the chunin exams. That was half down now all the blonde had to do was make it to the finals along with the other blonde girl and the treaty would be finalized. Konoha and Kumo were rather on good terms since A and Sarutobi discussed their treaty negotiations. Kurenai stepped back and soon Gai came up.

"I nominate Sasuke Uchiha, Tenten Higurashi, and Rock Lee to showcase their flames of youth at the Chunin exams!" Gai yelled and everyone sweatdropped while Mikoto stepped forward.

"And I nominate Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga and Neji Hyuuga for the Chunin exams," Mikoto said with a smile while some people gasped. People knew about Neji's issues with Hinata and wondered if the Hyuuga heiress would be alright, but a small thought made Mikoto giggle as no one had seen Hinata yet. She'd been spending time with a rather...interesting person to say the least.

"Well it seems that the brat made it. Very cool. Hell after all the shit I pulled to train him he'd better win," Kyoko said causing multiple people to chuckle while Anko wrapped her arm around the blue haired woman.

"That's right isn't it? Little bro is gonna kick some real ass. It's a shame I didn't get to jonin-sensei another team," Anko pouted and Kyoko chuckled before glaring.

"Maybe Hokage-sama didn't want to lose to another bet if you wanted to do an A-rank mission," Kyoko said and Anko nodded.

"Heck, you yourself made that first one an A-rank mission so that goes without saying," Anko said and Kyoko nodded.

"You're damn right!" she uttered before a cough from Sarutobi stopped the two women making them blush madly.

"Yes well that's all nice and good, but now back to more important matters," Sarutobi said and before long everyone noticed Jiraiya come into the room. Kurenai would've looked at him impassively, but the look of concern and seriousness on his face made her seem worried.

"Go ahead Jiraiya," Sarutobi said and Jiraiya nodded as he closed his eyes.

"It's not easy to say this, but Orochimaru is in the village," Jiraiya said earning a collective gasp from multiple people. Kyoko and Anko narrowed their eyes at this new information while Kurenai widened her eyes. Kakashi narrowed his while Gai spoke.

"Why would he be here?" Gai asked and Jiraiya sighed.

"I don't know, but I can tell that it involves Suna and the new village Oto," Jiraiya said and before long Asuma stepped up. He hadn't been a jonin sensei that year, but he still felt obligated to ask.

"So what Hokage-sama? Are we going to cancel the chunin exams?" Asuma asked and Sarutobi closed his eyes while he placed his elbows on the table.

"While I think we should I don't know his plans and for all we know this might be what he wants. For right now we will observe. Not to mention that we will be making a slight change in the chunin exams," Sarutobi said and everyone wondered what he was thinking.

With Naruto, next morning

The blonde grinned as he finally made it. The Chunin exams were here and now it was time to show his stuff. He couldn't wait to see Samui, Karui, or Omoi after so many months. The blonde was currently walking with Shino and Sakura as nothing could get him down. He had been training hard over the months. He'd been switched around a lot, but thanks to it he now had teamwork capabilities with everyone that he could think of. He had increased his Genjutsu repertoire along with his ninjutsu. His taijutsu was rather good as it could get thanks to a bit of training with Anko and Kyoko. His style with his kodachi was coming more and more efficient as he could fight with Izumo and Kotetsu, two chunin he had met, on equal terms for quite a while. His Fuinjutsu training with Jiraiya had finally bore fruit from his efforts as the blonde was finally able to make quite a number of knew seals, but what he would use them for he won't ruin the surprise. At least not yet.

"Man aren't you guys happy?" he asked and Sakura raised an eyebrow.

"What are you talking about Naruto-baka?" Sakura asked him and Naruto continued to smile.

"Today is the chunin exams," Naruto said and Shino nodded.

"It will be a good chance to test our strength against other opponents," Shino responded and Naruto nodded while Sakura snickered.

"Hmph well it won't matter. Sasuke-kun will be a chunin no matter what," Sakura said and Naruto rolled his eyes, but he wasn't going to let that bother him in the least.

"Whatever," Naruto said to her. Seriously having missions with Sakura as a member was quite exhausting even for someone with stamina like Naruto, but he was happy nonetheless.

"Are you ready Mikata?" Naruto asked and his snake slither from his coat. Mikata had really gotten bigger as she could no longer drape over Naruto's neck like she used to. Rather she managed to wrap her body around his stomach like a belt and she seemed comfortable enough so Naruto never corrected her on it.

"Can't wait Naruto-sama," Mikata spoke before Sakura shivered at the sight of Naruto's snake.

"Seriously Naruto, you should get rid of that thing. It's an annoyance," Sakura said and before long Shino put his hands in his pockets and backed away towards the wall while the air grew cold. Naruto gave Sakura one hell of a glare making the pink haired kunoichi gulp.

"Don't. You. Dare. Say. That. Again!" Naruto said and Mikata hissed at her before the blonde walked away while Shino shook his head.

"Well it's not like you could understand the feelings of someone and their familiar," Shino said to her while Sakura huffed.

The three continued to walk through the village before they heard a yell.

"Hey, put me down!" someone said and Naruto looked to see his friend, Konohamaru, along with Moegi and Udon. They were dealing with a dude in some kind of black outfit with makeup on his face and a girl with a fan on her back.

"Kankuro, put the damn kid down right now!" the girl yelled before the now known Kankuro yelled.

"Shut it Temari. This brat is getting his ass handed to him," Kankuro said as he cocked his fist back. Temari sighed before they heard a yell.

"Hey sorry to interrupt," Naruto yelled and everyone looked to see the blonde walking over to them along with Shino and Sakura.

"Naruto-niisan," Moegi and Konohamaru said while Udon smiled. Naruto grinned while he turned to Kankuro and Temari which the latter was looking him up and down like a piece of meat.

"What do you want?" Kankuro asked and Naruto sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

"Sorry, but it seems that my snake, Mikata, is missing. Do you know where she is?" Naruto asked and Kankuro sweatdropped.

"I don't know where some damn snake is," he yelled and Naruto continued to smile.

"Oh there she is. Mikata how many times have I told you not to drape around people necks?" Naruto asked and Temari gasped while Kankuro gulped. He looked to see Mikata forking her tongue at him before he yelled.

"Oh shit!" he shouted and dropped Konohamaru as he fell to the ground. Naruto chuckled while Konohamaru ran behind him as Mikata slithered off Kankuro and landed back into Naruto's black jacket.

"My bad. She's just so adventurous," Naruto said and Kankuro growled as he balled his fists.

"You bastard," he yelled, but stopped when Naruto casted a cold glare on him making Kankuro freeze.

"Picking on the weak is pathetic. Get out of my sight," he said and Kankuro shuddered while Temari whistled before Naruto smiled and closed his eyes.

"Along with your little friend," Naruto said as Shino, Sakura and the Konohamaru ninja squad turned around to see a boy in a tree upside down with a gourd on his back.

"Kankuro that's enough of this foolishness. You're a disgrace to Suna," Gaara told him in a deadly glare while Kankuro gulped.

"B-But Gaara, he-,"

"Shut your mouth or I'll kill you," Gaara said before he shunshined in sand down to the ground. He glared at Naruto and the blonde did the same. The two held a small glaring contest before Gaara stopped.

"Name," Gaara said and Naruto raise an eyebrow.

"Huh?" he asked and Gaara closed his eyes with a sigh.

"Your name. What is it?" Gaara asked again while Naruto smiled and tapped his chin.

"Kaa-san always taught me that you should introduce yourself before asking someone's name," Naruto responded and Gaara nodded.

"I'm Sabaku no Gaara and you are?" he asked and now Naruto responded.

"I'm Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki. Pleasure meeting you and who is that cutie behind you?" Naruto asked making Temari chuckle.

"Hey that's my sister!" Kankuro yelled before Temari smacked him over the head.

"I'm Sabaku no Temari. Nice to meet you blondie," Temari told him and Naruto nodded while they walked away.

"I look forward to fighting you, Yuhi-Uzumaki Naruto," Gaara said as they left while Shino and Sakura came up.

"You just had to interfere didn't you?" she asked and Naruto softly petted Konohamaru and Udon with Moegi in the middle.

"Sure, who else is gonna look after these three troublemakers?" Naruto asked making them grin at him while Naruto grinned right back as Shino corrected his glasses and Sakura sighed.

"Enjoy the show teme?" Naruto asked and before long Sasuke dropped out of the trees.

"Well at least you're still up to snuff you loser," Sasuke said and Naruto rolled his eyes.

"Ya right. Like I would lose my skills just like that," Naruto said while Sakura got hearts in her eyes.

"Hi Sasuke-kun," Sakura said, but the Uchiha heir ignored her as he watched Gaara's retreating form.

"Hn, I wonder how strong he is," Sasuke said and Naruto shrugged his shoulders.

"Who knows, but I can't wait to find out," Naruto said and Sasuke agreed before he closed his eyes and put his hands in his pockets.

"Well don't get lost loser," he said and Naruto snorted.

"Same to you teme," the blonde said and Sasuke gave a mere smirk before he walked away.

Leaving the incident behind, Naruto, Sakura, and Shino appeared in front of the Academy and where Kurenai was waiting for them.

"Well you're all here. Do a good job you three," Kurenai told them and everyone nodded as Sakura and Shino went inside. Naruto stayed out and Kurenai dropped to her knees and hugged her son.

"Congratulations Naruto-kun. Go in and succeed. I want you to win. Not as your sensei, but as your mother. Do a good job my sochi and please...don't die," Kurenai said to him and Naruto gave her a thumbs up.

"No problem Kaa-chan. I'll make you proud of me. Just watch dattebayo," Naruto said and Kurenai nodded before she watched the blonde enter the Academy.

"Mikoto, did you feel this way also?" Kurenai asked before she left the scene.

With Naruto

The blonde entered the building and realized that his team was waiting for him. They all walked up the stairs and before long Naruto spotted a group of genin all crowded around the door and one pushed a genin in a green suit to the ground.

"Please let us in. We need to take the exams," Tenten said while she helped her teammate, Rock Lee to his feet.

"Please, you'll just die. Come back another time," he said and Tenten was about to retort before Sasuke placed his hand on her shoulder and brought the two back. He sighed and turned.

"Calm down both of you. Can't you see it's a genjutsu? We're still on the second floor. We need to go to the third floor," Sasuke said and the two widened their eyes.

"Wow Sasuke's right. Dammit, I was too lenient," Tenten said while Lee smiled.

"Thank you Sasuke-san," Lee said before the Uchiha shrugged his shoulders. He noticed Naruto grinning at him before him, Sakura and Shino passed everyone else and kept walking. Sasuke snorted and his team followed suit.

Naruto and his team came up to a door and sighed.

"Sheesh Sakura, if I didn't cover your mouth you would've babbled on to everyone. Man let them figure it out for themselves," Naruto said and Sakura huffed.

"Whatever," she said and Shino adjusted his glasses.

"Well it doesn't matter anymore. Behind those door are our future. It would be unwise not to take this chance," Shino said and Naruto agreed as he pushed on the door.

"Ready?" he asked and Shino nodded while Sakura gave a hesitant nod as Naruto opened the door. The three walked through the door and immediately they were met with a weak KI from all the surrounding genin. Shino ignored it, Sakura shivered and Naruto yawned. He'd faced a lot worse. Kyoko being mad was a prime example.

"Naruto-kun!" someone yelled as they tackled on the blonde. Naruto groaned as he turned her head.

"Hey Ino," Naruto said with a sigh while Ino smirked.

"Man troublesome," Shikamaru said coming with a yawn and Naruto chuckled at him before Sasuke, Tenten and Lee came through the door.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled and copied Ino as she landed on Sasuke's back making the Uchiha groan before the two fangirls glared at each other.

"Hmph you have poor taste in men Ino-pig," Sakura said while Ino growled.

"Who the fuck cares what you think forehead," Ino said and the two glared hard while lightning came between them making everyone sweatdrop.

"Well things are getting interesting since all of us made it," Kiba said and Hinata agreed along with Neji.

"Hmph that true, but we're all enemies from this day forward," Neji said making everyone nod in agreement.

"Man you are all dense. Don't you see what's going on?" a man said and everyone turned to see the intense stares of everyone at them making some of them gulp before three figures came.

"Sorry if I'm to intrude, but could you please get off him?" someone asked and Naruto turned before his eyes gleamed. He stood up and smiled as he hugged the person.

"Samui-chan, you made it!" Naruto said while the blonde genin kept her cold face, but mentally she was rather amused.

"It's good to see you again Naruto," Samui said and the blonde eagerly nodded before turning to see Karui and Omoi behind her.

"How you guys been?" Naruto asked as he high-fived Omoi and shook hands with Karui.

"We've been good man. You haven't gotten weaker have you?" Omoi asked and Naruto chuckled.

"In your dreams," Naruto said while Karui snorted.

"Bet I could beat you even in your dreams," she said and Naruto's eyebrow twitched.

"I doubt that," he said and the two stared at each other before chuckling and smiling as Karui patted Naruto on the shoulder.

"Well you're good enough. It's still good to see you idiot," Karui said and Naruto nodded while he turned to Samui.

"So how was Kumo?" Naruto asked and Samui closed her eyes.

"Pretty cool I guess. But rather boring without you," she said keeping her thoughts to herself before Kabuto coughed.

"Man what a relaxed bunch," he said to them making everyone scowl at him.

"And who exactly are you?" Tenten asked and Kabuto pointed to himself.

"Who me? Oh I'm Kabuto Yakushi. I've done this exam seven times now," he said and Kiba chuckled along with Karui.

"You must really suck then," they both said laughing while Kabuto's eyebrow twitched. One he would handle, but two people saying it was just plain annoying.

"Or I have a lot of information on the opponent. Well wanna try out my ninja info cards?" he asked and everyone shrugged their shoulders while Sasuke stepped forward.

"Yeah I've got something. I want info on Sabaku no Gaara and Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki," Sasuke said glaring at the blonde and Naruto chuckled as he stepped forward.

"Mind throwing in Sasuke Uchiha and Samui for me?" he asked making Samui lightly smile and Sasuke snort before Kabuto chuckled.

"Man, you know their names. It's no fun," he said and pulled out four cards and started to read.

"Alright then, Sabaku no Gaara. His teammates are Sabaku no Kankuro and Sabaku no Temari. He has 0 D-ranks, 5 C-ranks, 6 B-ranks and...damn 1 A-rank mission. He has never gotten hurt once in any of them," Kabuto said and everyone tensed at that information before he continued.

"Next is Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki. His teammates are Shino Aburame and Sakura Haruno. His adoptive mother is the famed Genjutsu Mistress of Konoha, Kurenai Yuhi. He has completed 10 D-ranks, 9 C-ranks and whoa 1 B-rank. He is rumored or is called the Ice Fox of Konoha. His genjutsu skills are rumored to be just as good as his mother's and Konoha is hoping to have another Genjutsu prodigy in its arsenal," Kabuto said and everyone looked at Naruto in a new light while the blonde sheepishly chuckled before mentally glaring at Kabuto.

"More than half that mess was supposed to only be known by me, Kaa-chan, Anko-nee and Hokage-Jiji. How does he know it?" Naruto wondered before he made the note to keep an eye on the guy while Kabuto drew his next card.

"Next is Sasuke Uchiha. His teammates are Rock Lee and Tenten Higurashi. Sasuke's mother is Konoha's only Uchiha female, Mikoto Uchiha, who survived the Uchiha massacre along with Sasuke. He has completed 10 D-ranks and 5 C-ranks. Sasuke is shown to have a lot of potential as he might be the only Uchiha to have the ability to unlock the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan before he reaches adulthood since Uchiha Madara," Kabuto read the card and Sasuke raised an eyebrow. He wondered about the sharingan part, but also about all this information. He turned to Naruto and the blonde nodded with a small glare while Kabuto continued to the last person.

"Lastly, Samui of Kumo. Her teammates are Karui and Omoi of Kumo. Her skills in taijutsu and ninjutsu have earned her the title of Kumo prodigy as well as the new title 'Young Lightning of Kumo'. She has completed 13 D-ranks, 6 C-ranks, and 1 B-rank mission. Due to the Kumo and Konoha treaty, Samui is now the unofficial fiancee to Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki," Kabuto finished and Samui glared hard at him while everyone gasped at all the information before they all heard a loud poof. Immediately the placed was filled with chunin and one tokubetsu jonin that Naruto knew all too well.

"Ibiki-ojisan," Naruto said in his thoughts before they all heard Ibiki yell.

"Alright maggots, sit down and shut the hell up. I'm Ibiki Morino, your proctor, and welcome to the gates of hell," he said and everyone gulped before they took a random number from a hat and sat in their assigned seats.

"Alright first of all you will be given a written test of nine questions. There is to be NO cheating. Anyone caught cheating five times will be expelled along with his/her team. In the end a tenth question will be given so I suggest that you stay alive till then," he said to them all and everyone gulped before the time began.

Naruto looked at his test paper and narrowed his eyes.

"What the hell Ibiki-oji? This isn't something any of us would know. Wait come on Naruto, think about this. You know Ibiki-oji. He's a mind tester. He plays tricks. Think, think what would he want me to do?" Naruto thought to himself before he gasped and grinned.

"Ibiki-oji you damn sneak," Naruto said silently and unzipped his jacket. Mikata slithered out and the blonde smiled as he watched Mikata slither to the desk. It didn't count to Naruto, but people were watching him closely.

"How can I help you Naruto-sama?' Mikata asked silently and Naruto grinned as he whispered near her. Mikata nodded and closed her eyes. She scanned the heat signatures of everyone and looked for the most calm. When people are calm or frustrated their body temperature rises or drops and she could pick out a suitable pray for Naruto.

"Top row, far right Naruto-sama," Mikata said and Naruto thanked her as he took out some paper and an ink pen. The blonde wrote on it and before long he could see just about the whole classroom in the paper and turned to where Mikata had instructed as he saw the answers. The blonde smirked and began to write.

"Too easy right Kyuubi?" Naruto asked and the fox bijuu snickered.

"Such a sneaky brat. You really are a snake or maybe even a fox and a damn good one," Kyuubi said and Naruto appreciated the praise. He noticed Sakura having trouble while Shino used his bugs. The blonde decided to rest while he could and waited for the tenth question.

"Number 25 fail. Numbers 45 and 78 fail," someone said and the three people left. Five more groups of people were left before it was time.

"Alright stop writing and pencils down. Now for the tenth question. Just know this first. Would you like to attempt this question?" Ibiki asked and everyone raised their eyebrows

"What do you mean?" Sakura asked and Ibiki chuckled evilly.

"I mean will you take this question?" Ibiki asked and Karui spoke.

"Well what happens if we don't take it?" she asked and Ibiki closed his eyes.

"If you don't then you fail," Ibiki said making everyone scoff.

"You can't decide that!" Temari yelled before they were silenced by Ibiki's KI.

"Shut your mouth. My exam, my rules. You're just unlucky to have me for a proctor," he said to them all and everyone tensed while Naruto silently snickered. It was a shame, but 3 groups left the room due to their team, but Naruto stayed silent. If you were a true shinobi then you take risks. You don't do something half-heartedly and you'd better wise up to it now, but the more people who left the more passable it was so he would just be quiet.

Seeing no one else leave or do anything, Ibiki smiled.

"Very good. You all pass," he said to them and Naruto smirked while everyone was confused.

"Wait, what happened to the tenth question?" Omoi asked and Ibiki smiled.

"There never was a tenth question or at least not a real one," he said confusing them even more while Naruto elaborated.

"You wanted to see how strong our resolve was to be shinobi. In our line of duty we can't make stupid assumptions and do it half-heartedly. You want us to have the balls to do what is necessary and so you weeded out the weak ones who couldn't hack it," Naruto said with a smile and Ibiki nodded as he removed his bandana showing his scars, cuts, burns and bruises to everyone.

"Blondie is exactly right. You won't always have the luxury of choosing your missions. You must do something and get it done well. You must lead your men into battle knowing full well that they might die. That is the life of shinobi. Those who would rather save their men and live to fight another day aren't shinobi at least not in my book, but that's not any of you. You made it and you all can move to the next round," Ibiki said and everyone smiled as they sighed in relief. They all waited for about half an hour for anything to happen before the window bursted open and someone appeared with a backflip into the room.

"Hey you brats. How you doin? I'm Kyoko Fura and I'll be your proctor for the second stage. Get all your asses in gear and let's go," Kyoko said while Ibiki patted her shoulder.

"You're late," he said and Kyoko sweatdropped before she stomped on the ground.

"Well I'm fuckin' new to this damn thing. Cut me some slack," she said before she jumped out the window. Everyone else took the normal way out and left the room while Ibiki collected the papers. He stopped at Naruto's paper and noticed a note.

"Ibiki-oji,

This guy...Kabuto Yakushi. He has information on us that even most jonin don't know. It's something that only Hokage-Jiji should know about it. Please run it by him. Plus Mikata says that he smells of the snakes that she's seen before in the snake realm. Please look into it,

Naruto Uzumaki,"

Ibiki glared at the note and quickly shunshined out of the room to inform Sarutobi of Naruto's observation. If what Naruto said was right, then Konoha would be in even more trouble than it thought possible.


KG: I guess I'm done with that.

Sakura: Hello all my fans!

KG: Where the hell did you come from?

Sakura: I took it upon myself to make my cuteness known.

KG: (cough) Bull (cough).

Sakura: Naruto, read them my stats off that mission info card.

(Naruto takes card and looks at it)

Naruto: Umm maybe we should do something else.

Sakura: What?

Naruto: Yeah umm, it's because you are so awesome that you don't need to be mentioned.

Sakura: That's right I am.

KG: Let me see that.

(I look at the note and lightly snicker)

KG: Naruto's right. We can't tell them about your awesomeness (snicker). You're just that good- HAHAAHAH I can't do it. Damn you suck!

Sakura: WHAT!

(Ayane takes the card)

Ayane: Hmmm how to say this without dampening your spirit? You are very abysmal.

Sakura: Abysmal? What does that mean?

Samui: It's cool if you don't know. Just don't ask anymore.

KG: HAHAHA! This is a freakin' joke. You know what? We're ending this now before I die laughing.

Sakura: WAIT!

KG: (snicker) Bye readers. See you (snicker) later. We gotta go. HAHAHAHA low, they're so damn low. HAHAHAHA!