I swear to god I'm not dead. Anyways, here's another chapter. We learn some things and Erwin consults the void for all of five minutes. I'm probably projecting, but how else am I supposed to deal with problems? (That's a joke, please laugh).


"Hey, Schrödinger. I'm bored. What do you do for fun around her?" Erwin grumbled. She had been confined to her room for three weeks apparently; the only two to visit her being Doc and the aforementioned cat child.

"Mostly play pranks on Doc, Zorin and Rip. The Captain just kind of ignores me, and the Major laughs, which kills all the fun!" Schrödinger complained, hanging upside-down on her dresser. Both people were bored. "You have an idea for something you want to do?"

Erwin thought for a moment, what could be fun, or at least be a viable excuse for leaving her room. "I need fresh air. And seeing anything other than these same walls would be a welcome change." She huffed, throwing on her coat and cap.

Schrödinger shrugged and opened the door for her. "It's unlocked." The two guards standing in front of her door looked down at the boy as he opened the door. Erwin eyed them warily; she still didn't like how they looked at her.

"Then let's take a walk." Erwin stated, scurrying past the guards and Schrödinger. The cat boy quickly joined her and closed the door to her room, locking it so no one could enter. They walked down corridor after corridor, all metal and harsh lights. After about thirty minutes of walking in what seemed to be circles, Erwin huffed. "Jeeze! Does anything change around here?!" She crossed her arms and flopped onto the floor, her ears folding back and her tail twitching in agitation. She was tired of harsh lights and grey metal.

"Honestly, I have no idea what you expected. We're kind of not supposed to be seen by anyone, so…" Schrödinger trailed off, shrugging as he looked at the girl sitting in front of him. "I'm not allowed to take you anywhere else by the way. And by that, I mean outside."

Erwin simply glared at the cat boy, displeased by what she was hearing. She wasn't allowed to help in their plan, only know of it, she wasn't allowed outside or to be seen by anyone, she could leave her room but that would likely end badly. "So then what can I do? In case your boss hasn't noticed, I don't normally sit around all day."

Schrödinger seemed to think for a moment before getting an idea. "Alright, well, what do you do in a normal day? And I mean, your daily routine, from waking up to going to bed!"

Erwin sighed and stood, she had no real choice but to tell him anyways. "I wake up, wake up the rest of the house if I'm the first one up, get woken up along with the rest of the house if not; then we all have breakfast and get ready for school." She took a breath and thought about everything else that happened in a normal day, "once we get to school, we split up and go to our different classes, we don't have any classes together unfortunately. After school, we head to tankery practice and figure out the schedule we might have for the next tournament season. After that, Caesar heads to a meeting if she has one, or trains so she can reload faster; Oryou has some sort of diet club thing her and a few others from tankery take part in; Saemonza goes to the archery range at the school to practice because she finds it relaxing; and I…" Erwin stopped herself with a slight realization: She was the only one in their group who didn't actively partake in more than one club. Instead, she used that time to hide her hobby and procrastinate on her work…like a normal person.

"You…?" Schrödinger asked, drawing the blond girl out of her thoughts. His ears twitched in curiosity as he waited for her to continue explaining what she did in a normal day.

"I uh…Well if no one is home, then I'll got the local fabric store and buy cloth from the discount rack, and if I'm really bored I'll visit Guderian and borrow or return some tank models." She spoke frantically, trying not to go into detail.

"Why?" The cat boy asked. Of course, someone like him would never understand the concept of sewing or designing things. Erwin mentally introduced her hand to her face, though the only outside sign of her annoyance was a roll of her eyes.

"I sew. I like sewing and designing clothes based off tanks and the military. I find it calming." She huffed, blushing lightly as she turned her back to Schrödinger.

"Tsundre?"

Both people froze at the unfamiliar voice glancing around before finding the Captain standing not too far away, tilting his head as if he were a dog that just heard an unfamiliar noise.

"Did he just speak?"

"No. The Captain never speaks. Just gives you disappointed looks and the occasional glare."

"Then who the hell said that? Also, I am not a Tsundre!"

"Probably a passing solider. Also, what is a "Tsundre"?"

"Someone who likes someone but hides it by acting negatively towards their crush. It's a much over used and over abused trope in anime and manga and it makes me want to vomit."

"Alrighty then." With that Schrödinger lead Erwin past the Captain and down another corridor, the two continuing their conversation and probably going to play a prank on the Doctor, one of them willingly, the other one…not so much.

"She's definitely a Tsundre." The Captain muttered to himself; resuming his walk to his room. He had requested a room far away from the others, mostly because he liked quite. He was even happier now since Schrödinger seemed to have found someone else to bother…or have a crush on, something was probably wrong with that cat, though the Captain wasn't going to voice that opinion ever.

He sighed and reached into a drawer on his bedside table, reaching in to retrieve something that he cherished dearly. He froze in place as he realized it wasn't there. Of course, when you had the power to be everywhere and nowhere at the same time, who cared about directions?

With a loud growl the Captain took off to look for the two children, intent of tearing a certain cat limb from limb.

"So, the reason you are so tired of the "Tsundre" type, and the reason you don't watch anime, is because the word has come to mean "A girl who likes the protagonist boy, but something inevitably happens that causes a misunderstanding and she gains the right to abuse him physically and emotionally under the excuse that he is a pervert." Am I getting this right?" Schrödinger asked, perking his ear forward as he awaited Erwin's answer.

"Pretty much. It's used in everything: Dramas, Harems, reverse Harems, romances, historical fiction, I'm going to stop now because that's a whole 'nother can of worms you DO NOT want to engage me with." The blond girl huffed, crossing her arms. She was gaining more control of her ears and tail, as she willed both to stay where they were and not give away just how into the conversation she had become. Aside from a small twitch, they obeyed her orders.

"Huh, who would have thought you'd get this into something other than history or sewing." Schrödinger muttered, tossing the light tan ball into the air before catching it again. He had no idea why it was in the Captain's room, but to the cat boy it was new and something for him to mess with. He stopped as he realized Erwin was no longer following him. "What's wrong?"

She looked around the hall, almost as if she were confused before pointing to the ball Schrödinger was playing with. "Where did that come from?"

"The Captain's room!"

"Uh-huh. And he had it why?"

"Don't know, but he is a werewolf, so I guess he's more like a dog than we thought!" Schrödinger chirped, smirking.

"You should return it. It's not nice to take people's things. That could be very important to him for all you know." Erwin stated, taking the tan sphere from Schrödinger. She inspected it, curious as to why a grown man would have a child's toy. Well, not really a child's toy, but a toy either way. Her thoughts were interrupted as a guard came running down the hallway, clearly afraid.

"Get the hell out of here as soon as the two of you can!" He shrieked as he ran passed them. The two looked at each other before a loud crashing came from the other end of the hallway, the one the man had run from.

Standing at the end of the hallway, looking positively pissed was a giant white wolf. He took up most of the hallway, and Erwin thought it was a miracle that it could even move, let alone apparently charge down a hallway at full speed. "Well, that's something you don't see everyday."

At the continued silence, Erwin looked to see that Schrödinger had vanished. Then it hit her. The Captain was a werewolf. The Captain had white hair. The Captain was the size of a house. There was a big as fuck white wolf at the end of the hallway. And it was clearly angry.

"Shit." Erwin was suddenly knocked off her feet and shoved to the ground. She managed to turn around to see the wolf, who she was sure was the Captain now, hovering over her, growling and drooling. Erwin wasn't exactly sure what had prompted his anger, but she figured it was the thing she currently held in her hands. "You're looking for this, aren't you?" She asked, holding the tan ball up as a peace offering. The wolf stopped growling and sniffed the little toy, backing off just enough that Erwin could sit up. "Schrödinger took it. I told him he should return it, but curiosity got the better of me. I also figured you were more likely to get it if I returned it instead of him."

Erwin watched as the wolf turned back into the Captain. There wasn't any shining light or melting flesh, he just kind of…changed. She had no way to describe it, but that would have to work. He wasn't wearing his jacket, or a shirt in any way. Thankfully though, Erwin noted that he did still have his pants on. She had no idea what she would do if he didn't. He took the ball from her gently, got up and began to walk away. About halfway down the hallway he stopped and looked back at her. "Thanks." He muttered, continuing back to his room.

Erwin stared at nothing as she managed to get back to her room. Opening the door and then closing it. Schrödinger was relaxing on her bed and was just looking at her, smirking. She probably looked like she saw a ghost. Ignoring that, Erwin walked to her bed, shoved Schrödinger off, and sat down.

"What the hell happened?"

Erwin ignored Schrödinger as she continued to consult the void on how to handle this new information.

"Riko? Did the Captain do something?"

The blond turned to the cat boy, completely deadpan. "So you know that guy can speak, right?"


What? The Captain can speak? Shook much?

Yeah, anyways, I'm incorporating the earlier things into this series. You read that right newcomers who ignored the authors notes 'till now: Series. only two stories planned, but who gives a frack. Anyways, I'm actually going to go back to Oorai next chapter probably (I'm sorry, I suck at writing Yukari. I love her as a character, but I can't write her for shit.) and see how Caesar and the other members of Hippo team are dealing with this slight sort of big problem. We will also get to meet someone new! oh, who could it be~?

I'll write it when I write it, but for now, tell me what y'all think (Aside from me needing to update faster. again, I am sorry for my inability to write stories with any kind of time consistency).