KG: GOOD DAY EVERYONE! How are you doin? This is KyuubiGoku your author and I'm here to bring you the next chapter to this story. If you are wondering where Naruto, Samui and Ayane are then they decided to go training in the mountain, but until then I thought to give Naruto a surprise. I hope he likes it. I know I will especially after all I had to do. (Picks up phone)
KG: Ahem hello.
?: Yes?
KG: Hi this is KyuubiGoku and I'd like to suggest that Naruto make an appearance on your show.
?: Oh? And why is that?
KG: It's an issue concerning a father and his son. They need to clear the air and since the former is...indisposed then I was hoping that the Shinigami might make an exception.
?: What? The shinigami? The Death God? Well that's fine. Our crowd loves these kind of things. When can we expect their arrival?
KG: Ahem yes well they will be coming tomorrow. Is that okay?
?: Of course. I'd love to have them on our show. What's your number that I might contact you?
KG: Sure. It's XXX-XXX-XXXX.
?: very well. We'll see you then KyuubiGoku sir. (Hangs up)
KyuubiGoku: (evil snicker) Yes I'll be seeing you soon too. Hehehe. Also thank you people to review and read my story. I'm glad that you all like it. Without anymore wasting of your time I'll do this chapter. And what do you think about Pakura in my story?
KG: ….oh that's right. It doesn't matter what you think!
KG: Also a small question that I want you to answer for me. It's entirely up to you, but it will be this.
KG: Give me a HELL YES! if you want DOA members to be a part of Naruto's spy network.
Give me a HELL NO! for the opposite. Now let's get started.
Platoon 13's meeting ground
Naruto, Sasuke, Samui and Shikamaru all stood around the mass of trees and bushes that was their new meeting place. They had just left the Platoon assignment room and were well on their way to their mission which no one was really looking forward to since it was just guard duty.
"Such a drag, but I propose that we get started. We all basically know each other right?" Shikamaru asked and everyone nodded their heads. There was no need for the four to have introductions as they had spent lots of time together. Naruto and Samui specifically.
"We still haven't discussed the leader of this group. I, personally, don't want to do it. Having to give orders is too much of a pain. Let someone else do it," Shikamaru said and just like that he left the group and leaned against a tree leaving Naruto, Samui and Sasuke to decide. The three looked at each other and Naruto smirked.
"Well I more or less trust Samui to lead if she wants. I also trust Sasuke. I was the team leader in my last group, but I can tell when I don't need to be," Naruto said making Sasuke and Samui turn to him. The blonde backed off from the others and Sasuke snorted.
"I want to see what the girl's made of. If you're Naruto's fiancee then you must be good. I'll step out this time," Sasuke said and all three guys smiled while Samui looked at them from left to right. She saw Naruto give a thumbs up while Shikamaru and Sasuke nodded. Samui closed her eyes and sighed while brushing a hand straight through her hair.
"I see. Well if you all have such confidence in me then I'll try not to let you down. Now I suggest that we do some team practice. It would do good for all of us to get to know battle formations and the like. Is everyone alright with that?" Samui asked and the three guys nodded their heads and started to go about their business.
Hokage Mansion
Sarutobi was currently in the process of looking over some documents. He sighed and furled his brow from looking over the entire thing. What was he looking at you ask? Why wedding schedules and decorations of course.
"I swear I should be happy that Kumo is paying half for this, but still. I have to find a nice chapel, kimonos, and all this other stuff. Maybe I should just get Kurenai to handle this. She's Naruto's mother after all," Sarutobi said while inwardly smiling at his scheming self while Jiraiya came into the room.
"Yo old man I've got Naruto's files here," Jiraiya said and Sarutobi looked up from the notes before narrowing his eyes.
"It's doesn't matter what you've got!" he shouted while Jiraiya sweatdropped. He carefully took a step back from his sensei while Sarutobi caught himself and gave a terrible sigh before sitting back into his chair.
"Sorry, just very tired is all," He said and Jiraiya nodded his head with a smile.
"The brat's wedding right? I heard from Kakashi that you plan on telling the village soon and you're trying to form a guest list," Jiraiya responded and Sarutobi nodded while taking his pipe from his lips. He puffed the smoke watching it dissipate while Jiraiya waved his hand to dismiss it from his nostrils.
"That's right. Right now the only people I have on this list are some of the council members, myself, you, Kurenai and the other jonin along with Anko and some of the chunin like Iruka. Konohamaru said that he wanted to attend 'his bosses' wedding also. Then the list extends to Samui-san's friends. This is such a pain," Sarutobi said and Jiraiya cackled with a nod before he contemplated.
"What about her?" Jiraiya asked and Sarutobi looked out into the village with a longing expression.
"You try finding her. I don't think it would be that easy you know?" Sarutobi said and Jiraiya nodded his head. He had tried multiple times to find his female teammate, but she was just as slippery as Orochimaru when she wanted to be.
"I suppose that's true. Still you have to also make sure that Naruto and Samui are prepared. They only started hehehe 'living' together a day ago. Though I don't know why I'm worried. Maybe he's done it already,"
Jiraiya smirked at his implication and Hiruzen looked at his student with a demeaning expression, but it dissipated. He, who read Icha-Icha on a daily basis, probably couldn't reprimand his former student for anything.
"If you say so, but have Kurenai and Anko catch you trying to peek and you might just end up on Unsolved Mysteries," Sarutobi said and Jiraiya snorted.
"What is that supposed to be?
"A drama. And a very good drama at that. It just came to the theaters three days ago. You outta watch it," Sarutobi said and Jiraiya shrugged his shoulders.
"Yeah right. Well here are the brat's starting network members. I must say that when I handed him the assignment I didn't think he'd have this many people following him. Especially this, these two females, Kin Tsuchi and Tayuya. My information tells me that they worked under Orochimaru. Leave it to the brat to convince to people of Orochimaru to join him and then he got the Suna siblings. Sarutobi-sensei let me tell you this if you or the next person to be Hokage ever needs information then this brat is going to go places. He might even have one bigger than mine," Jiraiya said and Sarutobi looked positively flabbergasted at his words, but he took them to heart.
"But anyway. I'm going to go. Hopefully I can find her right before that snake tries anything else," Jiraiya said and Sarutobi nodded his head while watching him leave. He then turned his attention to the notes of people. Tayuya, Kin, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari. He has five people to his network already. It only made Sarutobi wonder how bigger it could possibly get.
With Tayuya and Kin
The two female spy members were currently in a nearby town in a waiting room while doctors and nurses looked over the down female that the two had brought in. Seriously, they all went crazy from the sight of the female who had blood dropping from her body that no one hesitated to give her treatment. She was currently in the medical room while Kin and Tayuya waiting for the results.
"Do you think she'll live?" Kin asked and Tayuya snorted a response, but didn't say anything.
The two sat in relative silence before the redhead got to her feet. Kin watched her friend get up and bite her thumb. She traced it over the seal on her arm and shouted.
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu," Tayuya shouted and Taro appeared. He was the only snake that the members could summon along with one more who was going to be the network's line of communication. Granted no one had the contract so this was the only way that they could do it. Naturally, Naruto talked it over with the snakes and all agreed that it would appropriate if no one was going to be the summoner for the snakes.
"What can I do for you?" Taro asked and Tayuya took out a slip of paper. She wrote on it and then knelt down.
"Hand this to the shithead. I have a bit of his information," Tayuya said and while Taro forked his tongue at Tayuya's disrespect of his summoner he merely tried to ignore it and took the scroll before vanishing out of sight. Tayuya sighed and sat back down just in time for a doctor and nurse come out of the room. Both females tensed while the doctor took his gloves off making them give a popping sound.
"You needn't worry anymore. Had you been even a day late then she would be long gone. We had to offer a lot of blood transfusions, but we were able to stabilize her. She should be fine, but she won't be leaving that bed for a couple of days. Are you her family?" the doctor asked and the girls looked at each other. Just hearing that she was okay was enough for them and they were ready to leave and complete their duties just like, but Kin sighed.
"Will she be alright if we left her by herself?" Kin asked and the doctor sighed.
"I'm afraid not. She has no money. Who's going to pay her bills?" he asked and Tayuya growled.
"Is that it? You just want some fuckin' money for someone's life?!" Tayuya asked grabbing the doctor and slamming him into the wall. The nurse and Kin widened their eyes while the doctor coughed.
"No I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry," he said and Tayuya glared daggers at him before dropping him to the floor. He coughed and Kin sighed.
"Yeah we're her family. Her sisters. We'll be looking after her until she wakes up. Now if you would be so kind as to point me to some root beer then I'd like that shithead," Tayuya said and Kin smirked.
"V-Vending machine is down the hall," he said and Tayuya nodded walking off while Kin went into the room. She saw the tall woman sleeping soundly and took a seat in a chair.
"Want one?" Tayuya asked holding up a can and Kin nodded her head with a smile.
"Sure," she said and Tayuya tossed Kin a can while the two drank the caffeinated soda.
"Ahhh the only real thing that's worth shit in this place," Tayuya said and Kin shrugged her shoulders.
"If you say so," she said and Tayuya smiled while placing one leg over the other.
"How long do we have to wait for this bitch?" Tayuya asked and Kin wasn't sure just how to answer that question so she didn't answer. Tayuya seemed to noticed that her friend was distracted and so she didn't bother going into things anymore so the two just decided to simply wait for the mysterious woman to wake up.
Orochimaru's Base
The Snake sannin roared as he slammed a table with his foot destroying it completely.
"RAAAAAHHHHH! Kabuto, get in here!" Orochimaru shouted and immediately Kabuto came inside. He looked at Orochimaru seething. His arms nearly burned upon repair even by the medic's field of expertise.
"Yes Orochimaru-sama?" Kabuto asked and Orochimaru snarled.
"Have you located her yet?" he asked and Kabuto sighed. Ever since Tayuya had been taken by Kin then Orochimaru had been expending a few resources to get her back. He had to. She was one of the few people that new the true workings of his bases and he was surprised that they weren't already overrun by shinobi of every fuckin' nation in the entire world so it was obvious that the two simply disappeared.
Then there was the search for Tsunade to heal his arm which turned out in zilch, nada, bupkis, nothing, running on empty. It was such a damn task and to top it all off, Orochimaru didn't even get to freakin' mark Sasuke with the curse seal merely because of Kyoko's unforeseen interference that stopped him.
"Please be more patient Orochimaru-sama we will have her soon enough. I promise now please take your medication," Kabuto said and Orochimaru scowled. If only things were going to plan. It was such a damn waste of time.
"Hmph you find Tsunade in the next ten hours or I find a different way to use a scalpel," Orochimaru said and Kabuto grimaced before nodding his head and leaving the room along with an irate Orochimaru behind.
With Ayane
The Tengu kunoichi was currently back at home looking over her village. Kasumi and Hayate had left to go and deal with the DOA organization while Ryu and Momiji went to inform Ryu's father, Joe Hayabusa, about Konoha and their works along with what their leader had asked of them. Ayane was in charge of telling the elders about it also. She did that the instant they got back and right now all the elders were busy contemplating the deal. Naturally the caution of using the portal in the mountains was a bit on the high side, but the benefits seemed to outweigh the mistakes. They told Ayane to wait for their decision and here she was looking down at the village with a bit of scorn.
"Hmph, why should I be mad? I don't like the idiot. He's just a friend. Who cares if he's engaged? I don't care! I don't!" Ayane said balling her fists in anger before growling and slumping to the ground. She looked at the bridge where she and Kasumi used to play in the river below looking for koi fish. She sighed and snorted.
"What are you doing here alone?" someone said and Ayane turned her head around to meet the wife of the current head, her mother, Ayame. Ayane quickly forgot her thoughts and knelt down on one knee.
"M-My Lady I'm sorry that I didn't notice you," Ayane said and immediately Ayame frowned. She could see that such a reaction was her fault mostly. All those years, Ayane's father, Raidou, Ayame cowardice, it all came rushing back to the woman.
"Ayane, I am your mother. There is no 'Milady' between you and me. I've been watching how you and Kasumi are now. You both are a lot happier just like when you were kids trying to catch koi fish in the streams to eat. Tell me Ayane, why are you so upset?" Ayame asked and Ayane, despite herself, snorted.
"It's nothing Milady. Just thinking," Ayane said and Ayame smiled.
"Is it Hayate?" she asked and Ayane gave a small blush. She won't lie and say that she didn't hold some feelings for the great shinobi. He was all she could like, but those feelings seemed to be replaced with something else.
"Excuse me?" Ayane asked and Ayame turned to her with smile.
"Hayate always was the one closest to you so I just naturally figured that...," Ayane quickly shook her head to denote her mother's statement much to Ayame joyfulness. This was probably the most she ever spent with Ayane outside of necessary meetings.
"Not that's not it. It's just that- well um," Ayane wasn't sure how to go about this. Not at all. She could only pass off her feelings as interest rather than plan liking Naruto, but why did seeing that irritate her so much?
"But you at least agree that it's a boy?" Ayame asked and since the Tengu female stayed silent then her mother took that as a definite yes.
"So you're already at that age huh? How much have I missed?" Ayame wondered and Ayane stuttered. She shook her head and sighed.
"M-Mother if you didn't know about your feelings for someone and didn't know how to express it then how would you do it?" Ayane asked and Ayame smirked. She turned her head around to her second daughter and smiled.
"Well if I liked him then I would just have to show him. Not sure how I would do it, but I'm sure that I'd come up with something. At least he would know it," Ayame said and Ayane snorted.
"And if they were engaged?" she added and Ayame faulted on that question lightly, but she tried not to let it show for all she was worth.
"Oh my Ayane, where have you been?" Ayame asked in all curiosity and Ayane sighed.
"In a place where multiple partners are allowed. Curse you Muramasa," Ayane said and Ayame smiled.
"Then what's the problem? Is it that you don't like the be the second woman?" Ayame asked and Ayane sighed.
"I don't know. Wait, I didn't say it was me," Ayane said and Ayame snickered.
"I just had a feeling," she said and Ayane sighed.
"But to answer your question then I wouldn't let my pride keep me from being happy," Ayame said walking away to allow Ayane to soak that in. The girl narrowed her eyes and groaned before turning around.
"Lot of good that did," she said before walking back to hear the elders and their decision.
With Ryu and Momiji
"Are you sure that is what their leader said to you Ryu?" Joe asked sitting in a meditative pose while Ryu nodded his head to his father's question. Ryu told him about the current invasion that he had been in helping Konoha that was requested by Naruto and talking to the head of the village.
"Hai Tou-san. Their Hokage wishes a presence with you to discuss a future alliance between the Hayabusa village, the Mugen Tenshin clan, and Konoha itself," Ryu said with Momiji nodding to her master's words not seeing the lies at all. Joe took up a cup of tea and sipped it gently while sighing.
"Ryu, I allowed you to go to these 'Chunin Exams' on the condition that you remained discrete and didn't draw attention to yourself did I not?" Joe asked and Ryu bowed his head to his father that he indeed did so.
"Yes father, but you also taught me to help those in need and Ayane's friend required help so I gave it. Isn't that right, father?" Ryu asked and Joe smirked from behind the curtain of his room where he was sitting.
"Indeed I have taught you that Ryu. It's good that you aren't forgetting the principles that have been given to you. You are sure that this was asked of the boy's 'Hokage'?" Joe asked and Ryu nodded his head.
"You should see them Joe-sama. There were people my and Ayane's age using such techniques of ninpo. They could cling to walls, summon animals to their aid and even had civilians, nobles, and other important people watching. It was like everyday life," Momiji said and Joe narrowed his eyes. It seemed like a very interesting place indeed.
Joe closed a scroll he was reading and set his cup of tea down on a holder. He stood to his feet and turned his head showing his back to Ryu and Momiji.
"I will think about it. Such allies might be beneficial in the future. For right now we will hold until I make the appropriate decision," Joe said making Ryu and Momiji nod their heads to his words.
"Come Momiji it's time that we began your training along with seeing Kureha for later," Ryu said and Momiji nodded her head as they vanished out of sight from Ryu's father.
With Naruto and Samui, later
Naruto was busy looking over more of his mother's scroll in the house on genjutsu as well as having some clones get a run through his father's scrolls. He was really interested in all the fuinjutsu aspects and while he would've wanted to learn the Hiraishin he knew it was well beyond him at the moment so he settled for reading until a poof came next to him. The blonde looked at Taro and smiled.
"Yo Taro. Any information?" Naruto asked and at the mentioning of Taro, Mikata popped her head from the blonde's warm jacket that she had been staying in. She looked at the snake a lightly hissed while Taro hissed back before bowing.
"Here Naruto-sama, from Tayuya-san. She said that this warrants your attention," Taro said and Naruto narrowed his eyes. Samui glanced at Naruto while watching him kneel down. She saw him take a note from the snake's mouth and hold it in his hands. This was Samui's second day living with the blonde and while she knew it wouldn't happen overnight, but she really wished she would know what her soon-to-be husband was thinking. Granted, yes he told her about his spy network and she agreed to it so maybe it was that.
"Thank you Taro. You're doing a great job. Say, just for what I thought about you later, but what type of snake are you?" Naruto asked and Taro snickered.
"I am a-,"
"It doesn't matter what you are!" Mikata shouted before slithering back into Naruto's jacket. The blonde blinked and Taro hissed lowly while the blonde sighed.
"Something happen between you two?" Naruto asked and Taro snorted.
"No Naruto-sama. Nothing that warrants that moody woman," Taro answered and Mikata hissed.
"I'll show you moody you jackasssss,"Mikata said letting her Ss slip out of her mouth while Taro snorted.
"Whatever girl. Anyway Naruto-sama, I'm a venomous serpent. I use poison mists to capture my targets. Is that all?" Taro asked. Naruto nodded his head and Taro left as the blonde opened the scroll.
"Shithead,
We got your first piece of information. Kin and I were walking through Kiri like you instructed and we discovered a downed woman in a place not far off from the road. She's a shinobi from Suna and Kiri attacked her. We don't know the details, but it seems that there is some bad blood between Suna and Kiri. What would you like for us to do with her? She's currently in the hospital and we're waiting beside her.
Tayuya,"
Naruto smirked and looked over the note. This was exactly what a network was supposed to do. So it seemed that Suna and Kiri had a bit of a grudge against each other. Naruto wasn't sure why. He'd never heard of anything bad happening between the two villages. He also doubted that however this woman was then she wasn't visiting the place. There is no way Suna would send a shinobi into an enemy village. Alone no less. Unless...they weren't expecting her to come back at all. Offering up a shinobi to someone.
"Hmm I guess with Suna's resources being how they were along with us then they didn't want anymore enemies. Still doing something like that is so much more stupid than it could ever be," Naruto spoke to himself and Samui narrowed her eyes before she watched the blonde leave from the room until returning to write down on a separate piece of paper. He gave it to another snake and sent it off while Samui massaged her neck.
"There and done," Naruto said before turning to see Samui rolling her neck lightly.
"You okay Samui-chan?" Naruto asked in slight worry while the blonde newly instated Konoha chunin sighed in irritation.
"I have this crick in my neck that won't leave. I've had it since we left the training area," she said and Naruto smiled while patting the couch next to him giving Samui a hint.
"Then I'll massage it for you," he said to her and Samui glanced at Naruto with a light glare. The blonde gulped under her gaze, but he sighed in relief when she shrugged and placed her book down. Naruto adjusted his body and Samui sat down in front of him. She leaned back and Naruto gulped.
"You're not going to break my neck are you?" she asked and Naruto snorted.
"Of course not," he said before he heard two pairs of giggling.
"I told you Kyuubi-kun. Naruto-kun is advancing more than you thought he would," Nibi said and Kyuubi snorted while looking at the blonde.
"Gonna do it already huh brat? Well good for ya. You need to get laid. It's an embarrassment to the greatest of all Bijuu that you are still a virgin," Kyuubi said and Naruto's eyebrow twitched to that response before growled.
"Why Yugito-san and I worked out that deal I don't know. Sheesh, she got the raw end of this deal. It was a good thing that I managed to separate Nibi-san's soul from her chakra. That why she stays with Kyuubi and her chakra stays with Yugito-san. You should be thanking me baka fox," Naruto said and Nibi smiled.
"That's right Kyuubi-kun. You should be thanking him. Besides it's not like you would be watching him, would you?" Nibi asked glaring dangerously at Kyuubi who coughed and blushed.
"Of course not. I have more class than that,"
"Now I don't believe that. You're too class-less to have any class at all!" Naruto shouted in his mind while Kyuubi growled.
"You know what brat? You can go to-,"
"What?"
"You can-,"
"What?"
"You-,"
"What? What? What? What? WHAT?!" Naruto shouted in his mind and Kyuubi growled inwardly before turning his head.
"I don't have to take this shit from you. Come on Nibi, let's go before I kill this brat and us in the process," Kyuubi said while Nibi nodded and the two bijuu dropped in the recesses of Naruto's mind leaving the blonde to sigh before he placed his hands around Samui's neck. He gently pressed hi finger to her sore spot making her sigh as she leaned back further to Naruto's moves.
"Mmmmmm," she muttered and the blonde grinned before he gently kneaded her shoulder and started to work out the tick in her shoulder or neck that was bothering her. He could feel Samui lighten her body as she felt good from the very well placed massage that Naruto was giving.
"So?" he asked expecting an answer and Samui gave a gentle smile while turning her head.
"Not bad. A little lower though," she requested and Naruto obliged as he moved his hand further down. They now rested on her arms as Naruto continued to use his chakra to massage her sensitive places. He could already feel Samui's muscles relax while she moaned again. Samui was too deep into the massage to realize that she was having an effect on Naruto who was shuddering. Being this close to Samui he smiled. She smelled good, like fresh cut spring flowers in a small meadow.
"I'm glad you like it," Naruto said and Samui sighed again to his touches while slowly nodding her head. She moved her hand and turned her head to meet Naruto into a kiss that the blonde wasn't expecting. He was stumped for a second, but just went with it while Samui quickly turned her entire body around and deepened the connection. She long forgot about the feeling in her neck or even her shoulder while Naruto wrapped his arms around her back. He leaned up from the arm of the couch and managed to bring his head to the wall while Samui straddled him. She placed a hand on the T-shirt he was wearing and quickly separated. Her face was flushed and so was Naruto. The two stared at each other for a little bit.
"You make a very good massage," Samui said and Naruto chuckled while rubbing the back of his head.
"Well I try," he responded while Samui closed her eyes.
"That's good. It's not cool to not try," she said and Naruto easily agreed with her before Samui stopped much to Naruto's sadness. She quickly got off and Naruto leaned up only to meet her finger.
"Yes I want to continue, but it will hold more meaning if we do it after we're married. Is that okay?" Samui asked and Naruto smiled. He sighed and got to his feet before nodding his head.
"Sure Samui-chan that's just fine," Naruto said before they walked up the stairs to go to bed.
With Tayuya and Kin, three days later
The two females sat awake in the hospital room waiting for the woman to wake up. Tayuya's patience was ending and she said that if she didn't wake up by morning then the two would leave and while Kin didn't like it she agreed since this was wasting time. Currently the two were playing cards with each other while someone opened their eyes.
"Got any 5s?" Kin asked and Tayuya shook her head while smiling.
"Got any 3s?" she asked and Kin growled before handing them to Tayuya before she laid the cards down.
"I win!" Tayuya said and Kin snorted. She turned away while Tayuya smiled.
"Thanks for that new kunai set Kin," Tayuya said and Kin snorted a response before someone glared.
"Who are you two?" they asked and immediately the girls turned to the source of the question to see the tall woman awake looking at them like they were her enemies. Jeez this woman had her issues.
"We're the ones who found you out in the middle of that road. How about some fuckin' appreciation?" Tayuya asked and Kin sighed at her friend and her ways before smiling.
"Sorry, Tayuya's just a little angry right now. I'm Kin Tsuchi and like I said, this is Tayuya. We found you after-,"
"After Kiri tried to kill me," she said making Kin and Tayuya nod. They both watched the woman grip the sheets of her bed tightly while trying to move, but groaned and cursed.
"Face it lady. You won't be leaving that bed for another two or three days," Tayuya said and the woman grumbled, but laid back into the bed.
"Umm would you like something to drink?" Kin asked and the woman looked up at the ceiling before turning to Tayuya and Kin.
"No thank you," she said and Tayuya snorted.
"Well fine. We weren't offering anything anyway. So you got a name or some shit?" Tayuya asked while Kin bopped her on the head.
"Tayuya be nice for a change," Kin said and Tayuya snorted before opening another can of root beer. Kin smiled while the woman gave them both contemplative looks.
"My name is Pakura. I'm from Suna," she said and Tayuya choked on her drink while Kin patted her on the back.
"Pakura? As in the 'Hero of Sunagakure' Pakura?" Tayuya asked and Pakura nodded her head before both young women noticed the scowl on her face.
"Hero, yeah I was the hero. Until I was betrayed by my village. I was given a mission from Suna to Kiri. I was told it would be a peace treaty. I was simply the envoy. I didn't know that I would be handed over to Kiri like some dog. Damn them all!" Pakura said before she flinched and touched some of her bruises.
"Welcome to the club," Kin said while Pakura looked up at the brunette who was smiling lightly.
"I was betrayed also. Left to die by my master for a mission that he didn't even succeed in accomplishing. I know the feeling of betrayal," Kin said and Tayuya sighed looking at her friend. Pakura raised an eyebrow before turning her head to the nearby window.
"How long have you two been looking out for me?" Pakura asked and Tayuya snorted getting to her feet.
"3 of the longest fuckin' days of my life! Do you see that trash can full of root beer cans?" Tayuya asked and Pakura, despite herself, chuckled and soon the entire room was filled in laughter before Pakura gasped.
"Maki!" she said before wincing while Kin got up.
"Excuse me?" she said and Pakura shook her head.
"No Maki, my student. She's all alone there. I have to get her!" Pakura said getting up only to fall to her knees on the ground while Tayuya stood in front of her.
"The only thing you're getting is more rest. This Maki person. She someone special to you?" Tayuya asked and Pakura narrowed her eyes.
"She's the only thing precious to me. I'm looking after her. Don't try to stop me or I mummify you," Pakura said and Tayuya snorted.
"You in what army?" she asked and Kin tapped her shoulder making Tayuya turn around to see a fireball looking object in the air.
"No army. Just me and my Shakuton( Scorch Release)," Pakura said with a smile and Tayuya sighed. Kin snickered at Pakura's attempt and the redhead groaned while nodding her head.
"So Kin, let's go and inform those other three shitheads. They're about to have some company. Not only that, but make sure that they see find this Maki person. Pakura here can go get her and they can fuck each other for all I care," Tayuya said while Kin nodded. She immediately summoned a snake and sent a note to the Suna siblings about Maki and where they could expect to meet Pakura.
"There you go. They should get it tomorrow and reply to us set up a time that you can see her," Kin said with a smile and Pakura lightly glared at them both before sighing.
"What do you want?" she asked and Tayuya snorted.
"For you to pay this fuckin' hospital bill," she said and Pakura didn't even want to know how much her injuries costed to get fixed. She shuddered at the mere thought of it.
"But seriously then there is one thing you could do for us," Kin said and Pakura narrowed her eyes.
"Is that so?" she asked and Kin nodded. Tayuya glared at Kin and what she was about to say.
"Join our spy network," Kin said and Tayuya slapped her forehead enough for it to leave a print mark.
"Excuse me?" Pakura asked as Kin helped her to the bed and sat down. This was going to be a long remainder of the night and Tayuya was going to be super irritated come morning.
Platoon 13, nighttime, three days later
Naruto groaned for the umpteenth time and looked at Samui who was busy observing the surroundings while Sasuke and Shikamaru were somewhere else looking around.
"Stay alert Naruto," Samui said and Naruto nodded while looking back across the fields. Heck, you could say that he was on the wall of Konoha. Merely looking off into the distance. They had been there for about three hours and the next shift was to take place in another two hours. Five hours of nothing to do was a pain in the ass for the blonde shinobi.
He had recently checked in with his spy network and Kin told him about the woman Pakura and her going to Suna to pick up Maki whom she was looking after. Naturally Naruto was just that softhearted, but he also heard that Kin asked said woman to join his spy network. Yes Naruto wanted to expand it, but to be outside of people that he didn't know about was almost too much of a risk. That's why he had asked Samui for any information on Pakura that he would have to be aware of and she told him all that he needed to know. Hearing about Pakura and her accomplishments, well you can guess how Naruto actually felt. So Kin told him that Pakura was going to go and meet with the Suna siblings who had received the message in the last two days and would be waiting with Maki by their side to deliver her to Pakura.
Naruto, currently, opened a can of soda that Tayuya apparently had him drinking and offering one to Samui who quickly took it with a thanks of appreciation.
"You'd think that being a platoon that Sasuke and Shikamaru would be in the same room as us," Naruto said trying to get some conversation going while Samui shrugged her shoulder.
"It is what it is I suppose. Of course I bet Shikamaru-san is sleeping while Sasuke is looking out the window," Samui said taking the can of root beer and giving it a sip.
"Yeah that damn teme hehe. Always the overachiever," Naruto said snickering while Samui shook her head lightly, but didn't say anything until she remembered a certain incident and sat back down. There was a table between the two chunin and so Samui placed her can on said table.
"Hmm now I guess is a good time for you to tell me something," Samui said and Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Which is what?" he asked not really remembering if he hid anything or not from her. Kyuubi and Nibi were naturally interested and Nibi taking a small peek at Naruto's past memories then she could certainly see where this was going.
"Tell me, how do you know that friend of yours. Ayane was it?" Samui asked and Naruto twitched with his can to his lips.
"BUSTED!" Kyuubi and Nibi shouted in unison while Naruto gulped. He immediately started to sweat while Samui narrowed her eyes at him.
"Umm okay, what about Ayane-chan?" Naruto asked while Samui closed her eyes. She propped a leg over the other and folded her arms like she was about to chew her soon-to-be husband out right now.
"Time to write the will Kyuubi," Naruto said and Kyuubi instantly agreed with the blonde as Nibi watching him summon some paper and a pen.
"Here lies Yuhi-Uzumaki Naruto. He lived a short life only because he tried to be too badass by thinking he could get two girls at once. He leaves his prized possession of Root Beer, Ramen and Genjutsu to the next unlucky bastard that happens to try the same thing. Let it be known that Kyuubi and Nibi witnessed the entire event and held the blonde in low regard. Done, how is that kit?" Kyuubi asked and Naruto snorted.
"Haha very funny baka fox," Naruto said in though before a cough from Samui brought him back to life.
"As I was saying Naruto, where did you meet Ayane-san?" Samui asked and Naruto lightly chuckled with rubbing the back of his head. He didn't know where all this tension was coming from, but he really wished that something was going to get him out of it at the moment.
"Why the interest in Ayane-chan, Samui-chan?" Naruto asked stalling for whatever time he hoped to get, but he didn't realize two important things in stalling. One, he would be in that room for two more hours. Lastly, two, if he was able to stall then they would pick that conversation up at home and Samui would get it out of him the easy, the hard way, or the unpleasant way.
"You two seemed close the time that I saw you. Call it a passing interest," Samui half-lied as she had another motive for knowing, but Naruto didn't need to know that just yet and so the blonde sighed and nodded.
"I met Ayane-chan back in the Land of Iron where I had that tournament. You remember right?" Naruto asked and Samui nodded agreeing as she touched her sword that held the same type of metal that the anbu used in their own swords.
"That's right. Go on," Samui said and Naruto nodded his head.
The blonde soon began to use all the time in the remaining two hours to tell Samui all about Ayane. She was a good friend of his. He learned about her past, the two became temporary allies to stop a guy who held a grudge against the Land of Iron's leader, Mifune. She told him about her family, her friends, her dreams and aspirations and Naruto did the same. He said how he had given her the same seal as the ones he gave his spy network so that he could stay in touch with her. He told Samui everything that he could.
"At that's why I where her bandana around my waist. I never take it off, well except to wash it on occasions, but other than that I keep it on the whole time. Even Mikata likes it," Naruto said and Samui nodded.
"Good, then one last question," Samui said and Naruto gave a mental groan, but nodded nonetheless.
"Do you like her?" Samui asked and Naruto nodded with a smile.
"Of course I like her. She's a good friend of mine. How could I not?" Naruto asked while Samui was sure that he meant that simple kind of like. She sighed and lightly chuckled. Simple Naruto, her soon-to-be husband.
"Not that like," Samui said and Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Listen and answer carefully Naruto-kun. This might determine if you sleep on the couch or not. Heck, this might determine if you live at all," Nibi said while Naruto gulped.
"Yeah well you two are coming with me to hell if I go so don't laugh," Naruto said and he immediately got his desired reaction as Kyuubi and Nibi gulped for their own lives. They might be balls of chakra, but even they could feel pain when it hurt enough.
"Naruto, what I mean ism do you like her the same way that you like me?" Samui asked and Naruto gulped. He closed his eyes and folded his arms. He hadn't thought about Ayane like that on purpose. He'd kill himself before he said that she wasn't cute or even hot. That drive to get stronger, the abilities that she possessed, her strong will, and her eyes. Oh those glorious red, cold eyes that could pierce the soul with just one look just like his, his mother's and Samui's. Even like Kyoko-chan. He trembled at them when he first met them. They were just so-
"Earth to boy with the cold glare fetish. Your fiancee is waiting for your answer. Please give her one before she kills you and stop thinking about cold glares and the like," Kyuubi said while Nibi snickered along with her husband.
"Samui-chan, I'm not going to lie to you. I...do like Ayane-chan. There is so much I can't name it all. Just like with you. You saw her during the invasion. You know how strong she is or at least how strong she should be. Samui-chan, I respect you too much to lie to you and I won't. I do like Ayane-chan, but if it means making you unhappy or even mad then I couldn't do anything. N-Not that I did, but you know what I mean," Naruto said and Samui glared hard at him.
"Yeah prepare the sheets and pillow. You're sleeping on the couch," Nibi said and Kyuubi groaned while leaning in an armchair while taking up a book called 'What to do when your jailor acts like a dumbass'. Yeah it should be a best seller, but alas it isn't.
"I see," Samui said getting to her feet and just in time too since Sasuke and Shikamaru opened the door.
"Hey you guys our shift is over. Oh and someone just told us, but Hokage-sama wants us in the mission room tomorrow morning," Shikamaru said while Samui nodded her head. She walked past everyone else while Sasuke and Shikamaru turned to Naruto who sighed and took up his can of root beer and headed for the door.
"Shikamaru, you were right. Women are troublesome," Naruto said before making it to the door and leaving. Sasuke and Shikamaru glanced at each other while the former snorted.
"You really think women are troublesome?" Sasuke asked and Shikamaru rubbed the back of his head.
"If I meant it anymore then I would shout it out to you, but that would be too much of a drag so I won't," he said as he headed for the door as well as Sasuke.
With Naruto
"Samui-chan, would you hold on?" Naruto asked while Samui paid him no mind. She kept running and before long Naruto narrowed his eyes. Being around Anko, then he learned things and like his surrogate sister, never and NARUTO MEANS NEVER ignore him when he calls out to you.
That being said, Naruto pushed chakra to his legs and closed the distance grabbing Samui by the arm. The blonde then took her to an alleyway and the two leaned against the wall.
"Samui-chan I told you the truth. I didn't hide it because I had respect for you. In return, I ask that I not be ignored. I've had plenty of that in my life and I don't want it from you," Naruto said in a cold tone.
Samui glared at him, but Naruto glared back with the two of their gazes piercing the other. Samui tried to intensify her glare, but Naruto being the prodigy and inheritor of Kurenai's own glare was able to overpower Samui's almost easily. Seeing that she lost, Samui closed her eyes and nodded.
"Alright then. I understand that much Naruto. I'll agree that that was unfair of me to you. It's just that hearing nice things about another woman are another woman's grudge," Samui said and Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"Then why do you women ask if you don't want the truth?" he asked her and Samui chuckled.
"Sometimes we want men to say what we want to hear, not the truth. It's complicated," Samui said and Naruto sighed.
"What do you want me to do?" he asked her and Samui glared.
"Do you love me?" she asked.
"Yes,"
"Do you love her?"
"...Yes,"
Samui sighed and chuckled lightly. She turned back to the alleyway entrance and then turned to Naruto. The blonde seemed to not be afraid of the consequences and he well knew the consequences. If Samui said that she didn't want to marry him then she would leave for Kumo, the alliance would be destroyed, and he would be the one that would be called the damn screw-up of a lifetime. He seemed to be prepared for it all.
"Alright," Samui said and Naruto closed his eyes tight, but then that word registered in his mind. He opened them to see Samui folding her arms with a small smile.
"Huh?" was all Naruto could say to her while Samui turned around.
"It's not cool that you like someone along with me Naruto. I'm making that clear right now, but I saw Ayane-san's reaction. She might have called you an idiot, but I could hear a lot of warmth in it. She was the first person to run after you when you went after Gaara and yet you say that you don't love her enough to jeopardize your relationship with me. THAT'S what I wanted to hear. Despite what Karui and Omoi say about me, I'm not close-minded...sometimes. It will take some getting used to, but I'll deal with it. One condition," Samui said and Naruto widened his eyes.
"Umm that is?" he asked and Samui turned around.
"I want to fight her. If she's as strong as you say she is then that's all the more reason to test her. That is all," Samui said and Naruto tilted his head to the side.
"I'm afraid I don't understand," Naruto said while Kyuubi and Nibi dropped their jaws.
"Dammit Kit, she's says that she doesn't mind if you date that Ayane chick!" Kyuubi shouted and Naruto widened his eyes before smiling.
"You serious?" Naruto asked and Samui then frowned again.
"I'm not really the sharing type, but I am the understanding type. When am I not serious?" Samui asked and Naruto walked up to her and shocked Samui when he grabbed her sides and twirled her in the air.
"That's my wife dattebayo!" Naruto yelled drawing some attention while Samui blushed.
"Ahem, would you mind putting me down now? We have to go home. I have another crick from the long day," Samui said and Naruto's eyebrow twitched.
"Oh? And where is it this time?" Naruto asked and Samui rubbed her shoulder.
"Shoulders again. I think I might need another massage after you cook us some dinner," Samui said and Naruto chuckled.
"Very well. I welcome the work," he said to her before the two shunshined home.
Sunagakure
Pakura arrived back to her village in the dead of night. She wouldn't service this place anymore. No way, not after what they did. She worked hard so that all the people would thrive and survive. She trained so hard and that was the thanks she got? NO WAY!
Pakura jumped up on the wall of the village and looked around. She quickly jumped down into a rooftop and came down to the ground. She made sure to stay hidden, grab Maki and leave to complete her spy network work. Granted she wasn't fully instituted so she would have to pay a trip to Konoha after she was done. Looking for someone called Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki. Never heard of the person, but she would decide what to do with her and Maki. Anything what better than what she almost received. Not for this ungrateful village.
Pakura quickly made it to the destined spot and kept to the shadows.
"Pakura-san,"
The female turned her head fast to see the Kazekage's son, Gaara looking at her along with his other children. She more than likely wanted to incinerate them all for the sins of their father, but she didn't dare. They didn't do anything and it wasn't like her to be that petty with her revenge. Just let them think she was dead and once the council learned she was alive then she would have the joy of seeing their faces.
"I never thought I'd see the day when the Kazekage's own children would be helping me," Pakura said and Kankuro snorted.
"Are you kidding? We heard you died to Iwa. There was a large gravestone to you," Kankuro said and Pakura chuckled. It wasn't in the least bit funny, but the thought of having the entire village fooled by her death made her...see the irony of it for the most part.
"I see. So they didn't tell you the truth. Where is Maki?" Pakura asked and Gaara unfolded his arms.
"She is here. When we told her that you were coming she didn't believe us, but we insisted. We also told her that Pakura would be taking her away so she's packing a few things. She is an orphan you know," Gaara said and Pakura glared.
"I know that better than anyone," Pakura said and before long everyone heard a thump and Pakura looked up to see Maki looking at her in shock. Maki was about as tall as Temari was being fourteen. She had brown hair and two purple marks on her cheeks. Pakura smiled at her student.
"Pakura-sensei," Maki said and Pakura opened her arms.
"Glad to see you Maki. Was I too long?" Pakura asked and Maki shook her head before running towards Pakura grabbing her sensei and guardian into a hug while the Suna siblings tried to remain neutral.
"I can't believe the Council tried to kill her just to get Kiri to stop hating us. I guess being a shinobi will always have its darker sides," Temari said while Kankuro sighed.
"In the end, we're all puppets to be controlled by the higher-ups," Kankuro said and Gaara narrowed his eyes. He make it so that something like this never had to happen again. As a member of Naruto's spy network and as a shinobi of Suna. He would change that corrupt system. He only wished that he was able to do it now and not have Suna's hero leave.
"I thought I lost you Pakura-sensei," Maki said crying into her chest. Pakura smiled and patted Maki on the head.
"Don't worry Maki. I said I'd be back, but I take it you know about what should've been my death?" Pakura asked and Maki nodded.
"I do. They told me everything. Are we really leaving?" Maki asked and Pakura took a glance at her things.
"I think you understood that very well," Pakura said and Maki nodded her head with a chuckle. She gulped while reaching for her headband. She quickly unstrapped it and furled it in her hands.
"Maki, would you like to stay?" Pakura asked with a smile. She just wanted what was best for Maki. She would never force her to do something that she wouldn't want to. Maki looked at her sensei and guardian's eyes before smiling.
"No Pakura-sensei. Someone has to look out for you. I don't want to lose you again, but where are we going to go?" Maki asked and Pakura smiled.
"We're going to Konoha for a little bit. Then we'll be traveling the world. Just you wait and see," Pakura said and Maki nodded her head with a smile on her face while she picked up her back. Pakura noticed that Maki was taking her signature cloth that was used in their practice sessions along with books, ninja tools, and other equipment. As well as her money that she took from the bank. Though how you have a bank in the desert is anyone's guess.
Maki turned around and handed Temari her headband.
"Please take care of it Temari-san," Maki said to her. The two females stood at the same height of each other and Temari smiled while patting Maki's shoulder.
"You can count on me. I really wish you weren't leaving," Temari said and Maki nodded while Gaara walked up to Pakura.
"I will make Suna great. I promise that what happened to you won't happen to anyone else," Gaara told her and Pakura glanced at the Ichibi jinchuuriki. She gave a small smile while nodding.
"I see. There might be some hope for this village yet," she said and Gaara nodded while Maki turned her head and stood at Pakura's side while Kankuro, Temari and Gaara held up their marks which was their proof of being a part of Naruto's spy network, the seals used to summon the information delivery serpents.
"We'll be in touch," Pakura said to Gaara and the jinchuuriki nodded his head to her words while Maki waved goodbye to them. Temari, Kankuro and Gaara watched Pakura and Maki leave in their respective shunshins.
"You think she'll forgive Suna?" Temari asked and Kankuro shrugged his shoulders.
"Who knows. I think it would be hard for me. Being betrayed by my village like some pawn, but I can only imagine what happens when they learn that she's alive. It might not be good, but until that time we're all united as the brat's spy network. Come on, let's go before we get caught by the night patrol," Kankuro said and the other two nodded as they left wondering if this was right.
Hayabusa village, two days later
Ryu was sitting on the mat across from his father since Joe had called him into the room. He seemed to be writing something of interest to the Dragon Ninja, but Ryu didn't let it show before he watched his father place the paper down along with the ink pen.
"I'll be going to Konoha," Joe said and Ryu slightly raised his eyes to his father's words.
"Does that mean that you agree with this alliance that Konoha wants to form?" Ryu asked and Joe held up his hand for his son to be silent for a little bit while thinking something over.
"I will at the very least hear what they have to say. If I like it then I shall agree to it. I'll be taking Kureha with me along with some of the others. Momiji and a few ninja will watch the shrine. In that time Ryu, I'm holding you to watch the Dragon Sword," Joe said and Ryu widened his eyes.
"Are you sure father?" Ryu asked and Joe nodded his head.
"This is my decision. Now I must be going," Joe said and Ryu bowed with a nod of appreciation before strapping the Dragon Sword to his back and placing it in its sheath.
Mugen Tenshin Clan
"We will be meeting Joe Hayabusa at the village gates in a few days. When he arrives we shall make our way for the mountain along with the portal. Remember this is a shinobi ruled world. Expect the unexpected," Shiden said making some of the other members in the council nod their heads. He turned to his wife, Ayame, and grazed her cheek.
"I'll return of news soon so wait for me," Shiden said and Ayame nodded her head while he turned to see Ayane leaning on a building structure. He walked up to her and Ayane would've flinched from each dreaded step if not for the thoughts of her conversation with Ayame occupying her thoughts.
"Ayane, watch the village. You along with Genra. Don't let me down," Shiden said to her. Ayane nodded her head.
"Hai Shiden-sama," she said kneeling down on one knee while Shiden nodded his head. He quickly turned around and headed past the gates to go and find Joe Hayabusa while Ayane sighed.
"You're in for a surprise idiot," Ayane said before sighing and getting to her feet. Now was the time of her job of being Murai's messenger. So on that note.
"Guess I'll get going now," Ayane said before vanishing in the leaves of a shunshin.
With Platoon 13
Naruto, Samui, Sasuke and Shikamaru stood in front of their Hokage and all were present.
"Platoon 13 I have a mission for you all. You will be going to Yu no Kuni where you must rid the country of an underground criminal syndicate. No one knows who it's lead by and that is what you must find out. Understood?" Sarutobi asked and everyone nodded while Sasuke raised his hand.
"This sounds like a mission for jonin. Why are we going when we were just newly appointed chunin?" Sasuke asked and Sarutobi puffed his pipe.
"Simple. You require experience and it is experience that you will be given. I trust that you all know the cost of for failing. You leave a 0300 hours," he said handing Samui the mission details. The blonde female chunin nodded while Sasuke and Shikamaru left the room.
"Samui, Naruto as you both know then we are starting preparations. When you get back from your mission then we'll have to go into some details over your wedding. First I would like you both to make a guest list. Is that alright?" Sarutobi asked and the two nodded before leaving. It would be quite the long day for them.
At the edge of the village
Two figures could be seen showing up towards the village of Konoha. Both wearing black cloaks with red clouds on them. The first was male with black hair and a ring on his finger. Next to him was a female with blue hair and multiple piercings.
"You know that having the leader send Kisame on a mission opposite from me was unexpected. Next time I'd like to be informed before hand," the male said and the female closed her eyes.
"It can't be helped Itachi, just put up with it," she said to the self-proclaimed genius of the Uchiha clan. Itachi merely kept his stoic face and nodded.
"I suppose so. Well Konan we're here," Itachi said and Konan turned to Itachi.
"Any sentimentalities?" Konan asked and Itachi closed his eyes for a few seconds and then opened them to stare at the village.
"None at all. Let's get going," he said and the two entered the village.
====Omake: Welcome to the Steve Wilkos Show=========
Naruto: Come on KG, where are you taking me? Why do I have this blindfold on? Tell me!
KG: Know your role and shut your mouth! Just walk Naruto.
Samui: We get to see too?
KG: Yep, just don't tell him( I set Naruto down)
Naruto: Finally!
(I take off blindfold)
Crowd: cheers!
Naruto: What the hell?
Steve: Welcome Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki to the Steve Wilkos Show. KyuubiGoku here tells me that you would like to see your father. Did he do something to you?
Naruto: Umm...I...well. (Turns to me, Samui and Ayane)
Three of us: (Nod)
Naruto: (sigh) Yes he did.
Crowd: (murmurs)
Steve: And what did he do?
Naruto: M-My father left me alone along with my mother. He's the reason I became an orphan. I sealed a demon inside me.
Crowd: Awwwww.
Steve: And how was life growing up?
Naruto: I got beaten everyday. People hit me, denied me food, hated me, spited me, they would get drunk and hit me with bottles and overcharge me with things. I also remember that I got stabbed by a kunai from someone who was supposed to protect me.
Steve: I...see. I'm sorry for your hurt. He must be an awful father.
Naruto: I don't know about that.
Crowd: HE IS!
Steve: Well we have Minato Namikaze here today!
Crowd: YAY!
(Minato enters)
Minato: Naruto I-
Naruto: You bastard! Why did you do it to me?!
Minato: I wanted you to be a hero.
Steve: Calm down Naruto. And you, where do you get off putting a demon in a child? What's wrong with you? No, ya know what? You don't deserve to sit in this chair on my stage. (Throws chair away). You stand!
Crowd: YAY!
Naruto: WHY!?
Minato: It wasn't supposed to be like that.
Steve: Back away from him. How dare you! I have seen plenty of fathers and you are the worst.
Minato: What could I do? What would any of you do? I can't ask my village to give up something that I wouldn't be willing to do. I...had no choice.
Naruto: No choice? NO CHOICE?! Do you know what my life was like? To be bombarded by women left and right?
Everyone:...Eh?
Minato: Huh?
Naruto: Sure the beatings were bad at first, but not that I'm a shinobi, they don't leave me the fuck alone. They would be swarming if I merely uttered 'Dattebayo'. They were fangirls. They ripped my clothes off and nearly fangirl-raped me! Why Tou-san?
Minato: Ummm?
Steve: You mean this made you attractive?
Naruto: K-Kyuubi did a joke and did m-male enhancement.
Women: (drool)
Minato: Fangirls?
Naruto: mind you this is before I met Samui-chan. I had to learn to freakin' sleep with my eyes open so that they wouldn't burst into my room and take my clothes.
Men: MINATO-SAMA GIVE ME A DEMON! I WANT A DEMON! HOW MUCH FOR ONE SEALING?!
Steve: I think we're losing the point of this show.
Naruto: The fangirls. The creepy ass fangirls.
KyuubiGoku: Hehehe, dance puppets dance like fools.
Steve: Everyone quiet down!
KyuubiGoku: Oh sorry Steve Wilkos, but you've been replaced. Effective and Immediately.
Steve: WHAT!
KyuubiGoku: YEP! People welcome to KyuubiGoku's WHEEL OF CHALLENGES! Where people are pitted against Naruto from all over the world!
Naruto: WHAT!
Crowd: CHEER!
KyuubiGoku: We are airing in two weeks. Post your Naruto vs who challenges. And if you don't like that Steve Wilkos was replaced then I have one thing to say to you.
KyuubiGoku: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE! Thank you for reading folks and don't forget to review, stay breezy and protect what's important to you. Also don't forget about my question at the very top with the A/Ns. Thank you for your time.
Men: WE STILL WANT OUR DEMONS!
KyuubiGoku: Bye bye and I need reviews!
