The room is light and airy, huge floor-to-ceiling windows running a whole wall, a high ceiling making the whole room seem larger than it actually is. Etana smiles at the many X-Men lounging on the chairs.

"Hello. Steve just came here to see what I spent an outrageous amount of money on."

Tora stares up from a child pen where Jamie is sitting trying to explain division to Eva and Stevie, both of whom are ignoring him.

"We didn't ask for the staffroom. She just added it into the plans. She's a good architect, did you know that?"

Etana rolls her eyes and flops into an armchair. Beast smiles at her.

"How's the other job going?"

"Well, stupid, arrogant men are trying to tell me I can't do my job because I'm a woman and a mutant… Just the usual really. Sexism and racism. How wonderful to see it is a prevalent as it always has been."

"So, what did you do?"

"Well, incriminating emails that contain information of affairs, political assassinations, bribes and unpaid fines are all speeding their way into their inboxes."

"Wait. Political assassinations?"

"Oops. Forget I said that. I'm just getting my time periods mixed up."

"Etana…"

She reaches out her arm.

"Tora, can you pass me Stevie?"

Etana manages to go through the incredibly complicated manoeuvre she had to develop to hold Stevie safely with only one and a half arms in a very short space of time.

"Did you hear us singing?"

"I think the whole school heard. What were you teaching them Tan?"

"Oh Logan, don't be such a bore. They can name all monarchs of England from William the Conqueror in order. And they have fun doing it. Tora, has Curt learnt the words to 'Born 2 Rule' yet?"

"Is that the reason he keeps shouting 'BANANA!'?"

"Yes, probably. He's singing George the Third's lines."

"Is that why his new favourite simile is 'batty as a bonkers kangaroo'?"

"Probably."

"Etana, where are you getting these songs?"

"An amazing educational, Pythonesque show for kids from Britain, all about History."

"Why are you showing them TV shows?! You were around for most of history anyway!"

"They learn the songs. They're still singing the Borgia family song and doing Pope Alexander VI Godfather impressions."

"What…?"

"You know, Italian-American accents and all the rest… Oh, you have to watch it."

"Etana, when did you watch this?"

"Well, I seem to be spending a lot of my time at home, bored out of my skin so I watch TV. And I found this show and I fell in love. It's amazing! And some of those terrible cures from the historical hospital and paramedic sketches I have had happen to me. Oh, if any of you get sent back to the Crusades, always go to the Arab doctor and avoid the European ones at all costs. They hadn't got a clue. Hint from a woman who almost had her leg amputated for a small abscess. Luckily I was rescued and treated properly."

She smiles at us.

"Well, better an arm than a leg."

And she waves her right arm at us, smirking. Logan just sinks deeper into his chair.

"Somebody shut her up!"