(Boom) (Boom) (Boom)

Naruto: Aww dammit, what's that noise outside?

Samui: You're asking me? I'm not sure. Ayane, do you know?

Ayane: Nope. Why don't we go and check then?

Naruto: Agreed

(Go outside)

KG: Hey people. We're back with this story, but I'm also training this girl at the moment. Hey, Rikku do you have the target?

Rikku: Alright KyuubiGoku-kun, I know I'm supposed to be in Final Fantasy and all, but I know how to shoot. Yes, I have the target.

KG: Well you'd better take the shot. You're letting her get away.

Rikku: Let me concentrate a bit so I can-

KG: She's getting away, she's running!

Rikku: I get it!

KG: Going to miss. You're going to miss it!

Rikku: Just shut up so I can-

KG: HEY RIKKU-CHAN! HEY! YO RIKKU-CHAN!

(gun shot) (target dead)

Rikku: There I took your damn shot KyuubiGoku. She's dead. There's blood everywhere dammit!

KG: Oh you are just a treat Hun. Well while you get a new shot I'll do this thing.


With Naruto and Samui

Having taken Kureha around the village for a little while allowing her to get used to the strange sights Naruto and Samui had left Kureha in her hotel room while Shiden and Joe Hayabusa talked with the Sandaime Hokage. Naruto wasn't sure how long that would take, but he'd rather not know. It might be a long time before they would ever leave, but as of right now Naruto and Samui were currently in the living room discussing some things.

"So I guess I'm going to invite Sasuke, Mikoto-chan, and my other genin friends. I'm sure they will bring their parents. Hell, I think Jiji might just invite the whole village for this thing," Naruto said to Samui who was busy writing down on a piece of paper. She nodded her head multiple times before leaning up to massage her neck slightly.

"Very well. I suppose I could invite Karui and Omoi. They were a part of my team. I'll invite Bee-sensei, Yugito-sensei, Mabui-san and naturally Raikage-sama will attend. Atsui will be coming as well for this since he's my brother after all," Samui said giving her list. Naruto nodded his head and smiled. To be planning for something like this was weird. He wasn't sure why, but it just felt so exciting to him. However he soon looked up.

"I think we should bring Ayane-chan and her friends," Naruto said and Samui glanced at him. It was impossible for her to miss the smile on her fiancee's face at the mentioning of the purple haired Mugen Tenshin shinobi. Samui naturally knew why and she didn't really mind it much.

"I see your point. I agree to that as well. We might be able to ask Shiden-sama to tell her about it," Samui said and Naruto agreed.

"So is that it for the names?" Naruto asked and Samui nodded her head. It wasn't picture perfect, but it was suitable enough to be considered done so she didn't mind. She then closed the book and stood to her feet.

"Now then, let's go to the patio. We have to practice our dancing," Samui said and Naruto gulped. Kyuubi and Nibi snickered inside the young chunin's mind before knowing this was going to be so fun to look at. Naruto relented and stood to his feet. Samui played some music in the yard while she and Naruto stood face to face.

"Nibi-chan, may I have this dance?" Kyuubi asked his wife while Nibi blushed inside the mindscape. She smiled and gave her husband her hand.

"Oh Kyuubi-kun, we haven't danced for 14 years. Of course we can," Nibi said and she and Kyuubi danced to the soft music. It was hard for Naruto to even imagine that scene that was going on in the depths of his mindscape, but he tried to ignore it for the most part.

"Place your left hand on my waist," Samui instructed. Naruto nodded and did so. He lightly blushed at her soft eyes while Samui placed her right hand on Naruto's shoulder. Naruto then used his right hand to take her left and the two calmly danced away to the music. They swayed left and right to the stillness of the music while Naruto attempted to guide Samui through his movements. Ever since they had left Kureha, the couple had tried their hands at dancing, Naruto more than Samui. So much so that he made kage bunshins and turn half of them into girls so the guys could practice. It seemed to work out for him though the clones found it weird.

"You're moving a lot better," Samui said and Naruto smiled. He tried to nod, but something about Samui's soft gaze didn't let him do so. He just settled for the soft glance and moved Samui across the grass. If one looked closely then they could see about four or five people in the trees watching them with smiles on their faces.

"I told you Naruto-kun could dance. I'm so glad," Kurenai said smiling at her son actually dancing with his soon-to-be wife. Anko grinned along with Kakashi before the former sighed.

"At least your partner doesn't step on your toes all the time. Sheesh," Anko said glancing towards Kakashi who sweatdropped. Next to them was Jiraiya who was folding his arms admiring the scene. He could tell that Minato and Kushina might really be happy if they had seen their son actually dancing the night away with his girlfriend.

Samui and Naruto continued to give the show of the dance before the song ended. They both parted and Samui nodded her head.

"I think that's enough for today. Come on, let's go to bed," Samui said and Naruto instantly agreed.

"Yeah, I'll be right there. See you soon," Naruto said watching Samui leave. He grinned a little bit before he bit his thumb and slammed the ground.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu," Naruto shouted and immediately Taro came in front of Naruto. He forked his tongue towards the blonde before a hiss came from Naruto's jacket.

"Mikata, Taro, be nice to each other," Naruto said and soon the hissing in Naruto's jacket stopped before he saw Mikata come out of her warm place.

"Very well Naruto-sama. I'll try, but I make no promises with...him," Mikata said glaring before Taro scoffed. He watched her slither off into the house before Naruto turned to Taro and knelt down.

"Taro, can you deliver this to Ayane-chan for me?" Naruto asked and Taro nodded his scaly head. He took the scroll into his fangs and smiled.

"It shall be done Naruto-sama. I shall return with the reply as fast as I am able. Thank you," Taro said before poofing in smoke. Naruto grinned and looked up at the starry sky.

"I hope you're alright Ayane-chan. I really want to see you again," Naruto said before walking off. He had no idea what was going on at the moment.

With Ayane

The dragon ninja hopped to his feet in haste while Ayane shivered. She saw his eyes grow cold before he turned around. He took the Dragon Sword into his hands and narrowed his eyes.

"Murai-san I'm going," Ryu said and Murai nodded waving his hand for Ryu to go. The Dragon Ninja and Tenshin kunoichi left for the village. Ryu ran through the corridor of Murai's hall and entered a room. He then came through a hidden door and continued to run. Meanwhile Ayane vanished in leaves towards the Hayabusa village. She still had her hood over her head so she could still remain hidden from the enemies view.

Ayane noticed black spider clan shinobi running through the village killing Hayabusa members. The entire place was in an uproar before Ayane jumped down. She hit the ground with a loud thump making most of them turn around.

"Looks like I have some unwanted attention," Ayane said and it didn't take long for them to charge at her. One threw a kunai at her, but Ayane parried it with her kodachi. She then jumped into the air and reverse kicked a shinobi in the gut sending him crashing into a building before stabbing him with her weapons killing him instantly. He dropped to the ground and the same could be said for the others. Ayane wasn't an exceptional shinobi for no reason.

She had made quick work of her enemies before dashing off. She quickly felt a source of foul dark energy and headed for it's location. The kunoichi widened her eyes to seeing a dark armor clad samurai with a sword strapped to his waist. She could see him defeating shinobi after shinobi in a single slash like it was nothing. The sight naturally made her uneasy, but she would have to stop it if she could. Ayane took one of her kunai and threw it in front of him. The samurai backed up and the kunai was stuck in the ground. He turned around to see Ayane drop to the ground.

"What are you doing here?" Ayane asked, but he said nothing. He had some kind of spirt form as the only thing that she could make out as an expression was the animal mask her wore on his face. Seeing no response Ayane charged the samurai. She raised her kodachi and parried a shot towards her throat for the samurai before doing a kick to her chest. She sent him skidding back only slightly, but it didn't seem like he took any damage at all. She was then about to try to charge him again, but a sudden burst of dark energy sent her flying. Ayane was blasted from the battlefield and slammed into a wall. She coughed before trying to get to her feet. She managed to stand, but she easily fell to the ground.

"T-This dark energy. No way. It messed with my senses," Ayane said before slipping into unconsciousness. She huffed and watched the mysterious being walk forward leaving her alone. She growled, but there was nothing she could do.

With Ryu

The Dragon Ninja cut down one of the shinobi fighting him effortlessly. The guy must've been a rookie ninja, but he he didn't have the time to actually care. He had quickly left Murai's shadow ninja village and descended the mountain towards his own village.

"What's going on here?" Ryu wondered before he noticed demons clad in samurai armor coming for him. Naturally Ryu wasn't intimidated because he had his years as a ninja and samurai under his belt. His father had always praised his son's swordsmanship and with great reason too. The Dragon Ninja jumped into the air and quickly slashed one person in a clean cut. He then moved fast to the others and using one of his specialties, the Flying Swallow, decimated their numbers before he cleanly slashed their heads off. Ryu watched as they fell to the ground motionless.

"I don't have time for this," Ryu said before rushing off. He quickly dashed across a stream of water where the bridge connecting his village to the land had been destroyed. He quickly entered the village and noticed multiple bodies of his fallen comrades. The dragon ninja narrowed his eyes before praying for his fallen comrades. He wasn't one to get angry easily, but this was really testing a lot of his patience. It was then that Ryu heard a groan and looked up towards a building opening. He quickly hopped up and landed in through the window.

"Ayane," Ryu said kneeling down. He picked up the semi-unconscious girl before she looked up at him. Ryu narrowed his eyes before Ayane coughed.

"A samurai, clad in black armor is here. Ryu-sama...don't...attempt to fight it," Ayane said before wincing at her injuries. She lightly cursed while Ryu laid her to the wall. He glared hard before he went off running. Ayane tried to say something, but nothing came out and before long it was too late as Ryu was already gone. She sighed and leaned back before there was a poof. Ayane looked down and noticed Taro.

"That guy has to learn to read the situation," Ayane said before a light smile graced her face. She'd naturally be more than happy to hear from the blonde, but was now really the time to be reading a little. Wait! That was it!

Ayane struggled, but took out a scroll, she took out a pen and wrote on it. Naturally she took Taro's note from his lips and told him to take her note to Naruto and that it was extremely important. Taro noted the look in Ayane's eyes and quickly nodded his head. He quickly poofed out as soon as he came while Ayane groaned. She leaned back and looked at the ceiling.

"What am I expecting? That idiot won't come. It's not like this is his problem," Ayane thought before closing her eyes.

Back with Ryu

The dragon ninja widened his eyes in horror at seeing the temple up in flames. He gasped out from behind his black scarf. This just wasn't supposed to be possible. How could such a thing happen in only a few hours. Ryu raced off towards the temple quickly dealing with more and more samurai who he was more than willing to take care of. Ryu quickly made it up to the door, but they closed on him and a seal appeared in front of him. He narrowed his eyes before turning around. Immediately he noticed a samurai coated in fire on top of a demon horse.

"Looks like they are trying to stall," Ryu said to himself before he took the Dragon Sword into his hands and assumed his traditional stance. The samurai charged at Ryu with his horse lighting up the entire field. Ryu jumped out of the way and parried a spear strike to his chest with his sword. He then countered and lunged for the horse attempting to bring the horseman down from his stead, but that was proving to be difficult. Also with the addition of the reinforcements that the horseman had then this was becoming a pain.

"Onibi no Jutsu( Art of the Fire Wheels Technique)," Ryu shouted as he casted three flame wheels around him. Immediately the opponents that were before him were burned to a crisp with no chance of revival while Ryu moved through the field. He quickly slashed on person down with his sword before turning around. He glared at the horseman before doing another technique. He focused his ki into his palms before fire enveloped his body. It was concentrated towards his hands before Ryu yelled.

"Kaen Ryu no Jutsu( Art of the Inferno Flame Dragon Technique)," Ryu shouted before he launched a massive fireball towards the samurai. The enemy tried to dodge it, but the technique was too fast and it slammed directly into the person. He screamed and cried out and so did the horse, but Ryu didn't show a bit of remorse for it. He closed his eyes and turned around allowing the person to die a slowly fiery death.

Leaving that scene behind, Ryu continued to race through the temple. He quickly made it into a field only to see a crash come through the building. He narrowed his eyes, but his face showed only slight relief. It was good that Kureha wasn't there or she might've died. He noticed the person that Ayane was talking about. He glared hard at the intruder before noticing the weapon in his hand. The long, dark weapons with the red symbols going across its frame.

"The Dark Dragon Sword," Ryu said before the mysterious person came out. He noticed Ryu, but seemed to think that he was more of an annoyance than anything else. Ryu glared at him before he took the Dragon Sword into his hands. He dashed for the murderer of his clan and the two immediately clashed the Dragon Sword and the Dark Dragon Blade sending out a wave of energy from them both. Ryu had to admit that this guy was tough. It was stronger than him and probably a much more terrifying opponent. He noticed the samurai slammed the ground with the Dark Dragon Blade sending out a wave of dark energy towards Ryu. The Dragon Ninja jumped into the air to avoid it, but was met with a kick. He was sent skidding across the ground before getting up. He lightly coughed before charging back. He raised his sword for the mysterious person, but what happened to him was one thing he could never forget. He watched as his sword was parried from his hands and the Dark Dragon Blade slammed into his shoulder. It slashed down effortlessly from his shoulder to his leg sending Ryu to the ground. He widened his eyes before falling lifeless. The Samurai looked at him before snorting and walking off with the Dark Dragon Sword in his armor clad hands with a fallen Ryu at his feet.

It was only till he left and the invasion stopped that the moon could be seen it illuminated over the village. In the sky came a peregrine falcon. It flew over the village before landing on a tree branch. It noticed Ryu's unmoving body and blinked multiple times. Immediately a strange energy emitted from it and sent it towards Ryu.

"You can't die yet. There is still much for you to do. Are simply satisfied with that?" something asked, but Ryu didn't respond. The energy faded and the falcon left with Ryu still unmoving in the battlefield.

With Naruto, two hours past midnight

The blonde was currently sleeping with Samui close to him. He held the blonde female in his arms as they slept the night away. Both were quite tired from the long day, but the rest was well worth it. However, that was all ruined by a sudden poof into Naruto's room. It wasn't loud, but it woke Naruto; however it didn't wake up Samui. Naruto turned around to see Taro looking at him. The blonde turned on the side of his bed's lamp allowing him a full view of his summon. He then turned his head to see Mikata still sleeping silently.

"Taro? You're back already. What's the matter?" Naruto asked and Taro cleared his thought. He dropped a scroll from his mouth so that he could talk.

"Naruto-sama I just saw Ayane-san and she was injured. Not badly, but it seems that something was going on with the Hayabusa village. She sent you that scroll with worry in her actions," Taro said and immediately Naruto glared, hard. He quickly jumped up from the bed though making sure not to wake Samui. He knelt down and opened the scroll.

"You...really...have...bad...timing idiot. The Hayabusa village is in danger. Inform Joe-sama. Please, they are targeting the Dark Dragon Blade. Get...help,"

Naruto narrowed his eyes and quickly took out his shinobi attire. The blonde quickly put on his shinobi shoes and his black jacket with his black jeans. The blonde strapped his kodachi to his waist and tied his Konoha headband to his head. He allowed Taro to leave before taking the scroll into his hands.

"Sorry Samui-chan, but I'm going for a bit," Naruto said as he ran out the window. He closed the door and quickly made a shot for the Hokage Mansion. Naruto didn't waste any time in trying to get there as he continuously pumped chakra into his legs to get there even faster. He cursed underneath his breath before unintentionally waking Kyuubi and Nibi.

"(Yawn) Where is the fire Naruto-kun?" Nibi asked while Kyuubi raised up from his bed. The blonde huffed and dashed making some shinobi who were still up glancer at him and wondered what the blonde chunin was doing in such a hurry.

"It seems that Ayane-chan is in trouble. I have to get to the Hokage Mansion and get to Jiji," Naruto said making the two bijuu glance at each other in their bed. They shrugged their shoulders not really understanding, but they could tell that Naruto didn't have the time to explain.

Hokage Mansion

Naruto huffed as he dropped to the ground. He was lucky as he still saw the light on in the room which meant that Sarutobi was still up and hopefully were Joe Hayabusa and Shiden of the Tengu clan. Naruto quickly entered and ran past the receptionist desk. He quickly came up the stairs and, without really meaning to, banged on the door trying to gasp for some air.

"Come in," Sarutobi called and Naruto twisted the knob. He quickly came in to see Joe, Shiden and Sarutobi looking at him. Surprisingly, Kureha was among them as well. They could see the small beads of sweat on his face and everyone knew that he had been running.

"Naruto-kun, what's the matter?" Sarutobi asked worriedly. Naruto quickly gathered all the breath he could and tried to let it all out.

"Jiji, Ayane-chan and the Hayabusa Village are in trouble," Naruto said to them all. Immediately Joe stood to his feet. Kureha gasped while Shiden narrowed his eyes. Sarutobi hardened his gaze before getting to his feet.

"What are you talking about Naruto-san?" Joe asked and Naruto handed him the scroll. Joe unfurled it while Shiden and Kureha looked over his shoulders. Shiden recognized Ayane's handwriting and narrowed his eyes. Meanwhile Joe glared and Kureha gulped.

"This isn't good. It seems someone was waiting for us to leave Kureha," Joe said while Kureha nodded her head. Shiden handed Sarutobi the scroll and he looked over the entire thing.

"Naruto when did you receive this?" Sarutobi asked and Naruto wiped his forehead.

"just ten minutes ago," Naruto answered and everyone grew tense. Sarutobi closed his eyes while Joe sat down. They were all silent while Naruto and Kureha waited for everyone to speak. Mainly Naruto, who really wanted to go and help Ayane if he could.

"This is a troubling matter," Sarutobi said while Shiden and Joe nodded their heads.

"However this solves an issue," Sarutobi said growing a grin while Shiden and Joe stood to their feet. Both asked for the elderly Hokage to explain his words before Sarutobi turned around. He smiled and explained.

"We talked that if this alliance could work then Konoha would have to test this portal themselves. We would have to send them to your world as well. I believe that this would be a great chance to test that out. I'm not trying to completely sway you, but as a future ally I'd like it if Shiden-dono and Joe-dono could rely on my shinobi," Sarutobi said while the two glanced to each other. They certainly remembered the talk on that. Since the Hayabusa and Mugen Tenshin shinobi had been to Konoha twice then it would be nice for Konoha shinobi to come to their world and get accustomed to it like they did. Joe had to admit that this would solve the problem and Shiden could agree with that.

"Not that I don't doubt the capability of your shinobi Hokage-dono, but I'd like to know just who you are sending. It can't just be anyone," Joe said and Sarutobi nodded his head before pointing.

"I would like to send the only person who even made this meeting possible," Sarutobi said and everyone turned in the direction of Sarutobi's finger to see it rest on Naruto himself. The blonde widened his eyes for this mission while Shiden and Joe looked at him with calculative glares.

"He's just a kid," Shiden protested while Naruto narrowed his eyes. He was about to say something, but Joe held up his hand.

"Momiji and Ryu have both told of his abilities having seen them. I'm sure that Ayane-san has told you about his ability as well. If you remember, Hayate and Ryu were both his age and they were doing things like this," Joe said and while Shiden wanted to refute that he knew very well that he couldn't.

"Yes, Ayane has spoken highly about his abilities, but this isn't his world that he's going to. How is he going to-,"

"I'll find a way," Naruto interrupted making them turn to him. They saw the blonde's eyes as cold as they could get before he balled his fists. He then grinned and nodded his head. He bowed his head lowly to the two clan head leaders.

"I will go and I'll help. Please trust in me dattebayo," Naruto said with a small smile. Shiden looked even and so did Joe. Kureha smiled while Naruto nodded his head. Sarutobi turned to them and Shiden folded his arms.

"Do as you wish," Shiden said while Joe nodded his head giving Naruto the permission to go. Naruto thanked them both for this before turning back to Sarutobi.

"Now then, who will escort Naruto-kun to the portal?" Sarutobi asked and it didn't take long for there to be knock on the door. The knob twisted and in came Muramasa. Naruto widened his eyes as did joe and Shiden.

"That will be my job. I have to go back there anyway," Muramasa said and Naruto glanced at him. He smiled and Muramasa smiled at the blonde while stroking his beard.

"You know the way?" Sarutobi asked suspiciously while Joe turned to him.

"You have no need to be suspicious of Muramasa. He is a loyal friend to the clans. I trust him to take Naruto-san," Joe said and Sarutobi nodded his head. He asked for Naruto to come up to his desk and the blonde did so.

"Chunin Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki, you are given an A-rank mission. Assist the Hayabusa village in their crisis and find Ryu Hayabusa," Sarutobi said while Naruto grinned he nodded his head and headed for the door.

"Naruto-san, wait," Kureha called. The blonde stopped and turned around. She smiled to him and took off her necklace and handed it to Naruto. The blonde noticed a nice jewel in the center of it. It really was beautiful.

"Please give that Ryu-kun if he really needs it. It'll help him," Kureha said and the blonde nodded his head before Muramasa turned to him.

"Now then, Naruto-san let's get going. We have little time to waste," Muramasa said and Naruto nodded his head, but he had to pack his stuff. Telling this to Muramasa, the old blacksmith told Naruto to meet him at the gates in 20 minutes which was something the blonde could agree to. He then left in a hurry while Joe and Shiden stayed in the room.

"You think he can do it?" Shiden asked while Joe closed his eyes.

"We will see. This alliance depends on the success of his mission," Joe said while Sarutobi agreed with them both. He only hoped that Naruto would come back safe. A mother and wife's wrath was a terrible thing to face. He knew from experience anyway.

Naruto's house

The blonde was currently packing his backpack full of supplies. It was full of kunai, shuriken, scrolls and anything else of value that he would need. Naruto quickly picked up his things and wasted no time in leaving before placing a note on the table for Samui when she awoke. He turned his head to see Mikata slithering down the stairs.

"Going somewhere without me Naruto-sama?" Mikata asked and Naruto chuckled. He knelt down and scooped Mikata into his hands.

"Wouldn't think about it Mikata-chan. Let's get going shall we?" Naruto asked and Mikata's response was to assume her spot and slither around Naruto's waist while Naruto opened the door and quickly ran out.

It was then that Naruto raced for the gates in the dead of night. He quickly moved through the buildings and noticed Muramasa waiting for him. As were Sarutobi, Kureha, Shiden and Joe. They all noticed him moving and Naruto quickly moved for the ground. He waved to them and Muramasa nodded his head.

"Ready young one?" he asked and the Kyuubi jinchuuriki nodded his head. Muramasa placed a piece of paper on the ground while Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Umm what's that for?" Naruto asked and Muramasa chuckled.

"You didn't think we were walking did you?" he asked and Naruto sweatdropped. He nodded his head while Muramasa just gave that simple smile. It showed how much he knew, but then again how much he was letting on. The seal on the paper started to glow.

"Step on it with me. We'll be teleporting towards the portal," Muramasa said while Naruto hesitantly nodded. He stepped on before turning around. He waved goodbye to his Jiji along with Joe and Shiden.

"I'll get it done Jiji. I promise to help them all. I won't let them die on me," Naruto called out before he and Muramasa disappeared in a flash of light leaving Shiden, Joe, Kureha, Sarutobi and Konoha behind.

"Kureha, what you gave Uzumaki-san. Is it what I think it is?" Joe asked and Kureha nodded her head. Joe sighed and folded his arms. He could only hope that it didn't turn out to be needed and if it did then he hoped that Ryu would be alright.

With Naruto and Muramasa, Land of Iron, morning

The two instantly teleported to the port of the Land of Iron and Naruto dropped to the ground. He widened his eyes and gulped.

"I've never done that before," Naruto said while Muramasa chuckled. He nodded his head before Naruto looked around. He saw multiple boats coming and going through the waters around them before Naruto turned serious.

"Alright where is the portal?" Naruto asked and Muramasa chuckled to him.

"Well we have to sail there Naruto-san. It's located in a mountain about a day from here. Don't worry we will make it in time. I'm sure of it because it's only a day away," Muramasa said while Naruto nodded his head simply happy to hear that. He watched Muramasa walk off to go and get them a boat. Meanwhile Naruto covered his eyes from the sun that was in the sky. In Konoha it was nighttime, but here the sun was up and for Naruto that was a pain.

It took about an hour or so, but Muramasa came back and told Naruto that he had gotten them their ride. Naruto was relieved to know that there wouldn't be that many issues and walked with Muramasa towards the boat. They two walked on and it quickly set off. Naruto sat at the bow of the ship with Muramasa right next to him.

"Ne old man, what can you tell me about Ayane-chan's world?" Naruto asked and Muramasa turned to him. He could see the look in Naruto's eyes that was telling him he was dying to learn about it.

"Hmm let's see. Where should I begin?" Muramasa asked himself before talking with Naruto about Ayane's world and how it a was different from his.

With Samui

The blonde haired chunin woke up in her bed and stretched herself awake. She turned her head only to see that her fiancee was gone. Samui raised an eyebrow before getting to her feet. She quickly went into her closet and put on her robe. She walked down the stairs, but saw that Naruto really was gone from the house.

"Is he on a mission?" Samui wondered to herself. She quickly made it towards the living room and noticed a note on the table. She narrowed her eyes and quickly picked it up while reading it over.

"To Samui-chan,

Samui-chan something very urgent came up with Ayane-chan and I have to go. It's a mission from Jiji to help the Hayabusa village. I don't know when I'll be back, but I promise to be back soon...with Ayane-chan. Hopefully you're reading this note and won't be angry with me for leaving suddenly. I promise I'll be alright. Just know that I have to do this for them. It seems so fair since I also asked for their help and they gave it during the invasion. When I get back I'll tell you everything. Promise.

Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki,"

Samui glanced through the note and placed it down. She gave a small smile across her face and then went into the kitchen. She took some water and drank it down. She sighed and folded her arms.

"He's still reckless with himself, but then again. That side of him is cool," Samui said to herself before getting up to go and get ready to relay that information to Sasuke and Shikamaru as she left the room.

Sea, nighttime

Naruto caught up on his sleep that he missed with Muramasa. He had so much information and not enough time to process it and the thing that terrified him was that Muramasa said he was only covering the basics. That seemed to make Naruto really wonder just what type of things he was about to see, but he couldn't worry about such things at the moment. He just had to hurry and catch up on his rest while he could, but that didn't seem to last.

Naruto felt the boat hit something and even with his eyes closed he could hear the people starting to disembark. He sighed when Muramasa tapped his shoulder. He opened his eyelids to seeing the old man motioning for the blonde to follow him. Naruto quickly got up to his feet and turned around only to see a massive mountain and gasped. There was a regular town right inside it. Lights where in full bloom and there were tons of people conversing with each other. This place wasn't in any of Naruto's maps that he remembered while Muramasa chuckled at his shock.

"First time seeing this type of mountain?" Muramasa asked and Naruto nodded his head absently not really paying attention to the question. Muramasa chuckled as he took his cane and walked forward with Naruto not far behind. They pushed through the group of people and came into the town.

"This is the village of Qin also known as the Land Beyond Iron. It is here where your portal lies. Now are you in that much of a hurry?" Muramasa asked and Naruto nodded fast.

"That's right Ossan. I don't have the time to admire this. I have to hurry to Ayane-chan," Naruto said while Muramasa agreed. They quickly passed through the town and a few homes before moving up a LONG flight of stairs that went towards the top of the mountain. Naruto actually had to carry Muramasa on his back which the man said that 'he would never reach the top with old legs like his'. This made Naruto wonder just how he did it the first time, hell or even the last time, but he just took his chances.

It took quite a while, but Naruto placed Muramasa down at the entrance and the two looked into the deep caves. Muramasa stretched while Naruto rubbed his back.

"This way young one. We're about to move. Stay close to me and whatever you do, remain calm," Muramasa said and Naruto gulped, but nodded his head.

"Jeez that old man seems to think that we couldn't back him up," Kyuubi said while Nibi closed her eyes.

"Well I can't. Only you can. Only my soul is in here. My chakra is back with Yugi-chan," Nibi said while Kyuubi snorted. That's right. He forgot that little fact.

Meanwhile, Naruto did as instructed and stayed close to Muramasa. They both continued to walk and before long, Naruto could feel that the air was starting to get sucked away, it was like something was pulling him forward. The blonde tried to fight it, but it was taking a real long time. He struggled and struggled and the pulled finally stopped. Naruto stopped for a second while Muramasa turned around.

"Excellent, it seems that you are one of the few people who can resist the attraction that the portal has," Muramasa said and while Naruto would've wanted him to explain he knew it was just going to bring about a headache so he didn't say anything and merely nodded his head. They two continued their trek and before long Naruto stopped. He widened his eyes and almost dropped his bag.

"I take it you're surprised," Muramasa said while Naruto glanced at the portal. It was simply floating there with a whirling sound. It was sort of multi-colored around the outline, but it the center it was fully black like it was going to take him to hell itself.

"It's amazing. I can't believe something like this exists in the world. That's so cool dattebayo!" Naruto said grinning like mad. He could feel his hands shaking with excitement for what he might see. He just couldn't wait for it.

"Well then. Shall we go?" Muramasa asked and Naruto nodded his head. They quickly passed through the portal. Naruto only had one thought.

"Hold on Ayane-chan. I'm coming right now for you!" Naruto shouted mentally before a large light overcame him. Muramasa caught his hand and the two warped away. A large light escaped the mountain shocking some people, but then they went back to their own business. They had no idea of what just happened.

Akatsuki Base

The nine Akatsuki members came together and stood on the stone hands around a giant statue. They all came together. The only one's recognizable were Konan and Itachi. Everyone else was dark.

"Itachi, how is your location of the Kyuubi jinchuuriki?" the leader asked while Itachi closed his eyes. Everyone seemed to be waiting for his answer before they heard a sigh.

"We haven't located the Kyuubi jinchuuriki yet. It seems he is being very well hidden from us as we have yet to see him. Konan and I don't know where he is," Itachi said while some of his teammates laughed.

"So much for the 'great' Uchiha clan hmmm," a man with blonde hair said while Itachi narrowed his eyes. However he didn't say anything to them and merely let them talk.

"It's not like you could do any better Deidara. You and your little clay birds," a fish man said making Deidara growl before the others laughed at him. Deidara merely snorted and looked away with a huff across his face.

"Shall we continue to observe, Pain?" Konan asked and the leader shook his head. He closed his eyes for a bit and folded his arms.

"The Kyuubi jinchuuriki is not a priority at the moment. We will take him when the time is ready. For now, Konan I want you to keep tabs on the Kyuubi jinchuuriki as well. Make sure that you aren't spotted and if you have the chance to apprehend him then do so, but make it count," Pain said while Konan nodded to his orders. She immediately teleported out while Itachi did the same. Soon the other members left as well leaving the statue barren.

With Naruto and Muramasa

It really didn't take long before both Naruto and Muramasa fell out of the portal. Yes, they fell and kept falling. Naruto widened his eyes over the new world even though it was nighttime. He turned his head to see the mountain top where they had just been expunged from.

"Does this happen a lot?" Naruto asked Muramasa as they both continued to plummet. Unlike him, Muramasa seemed neutral to the entire thing. It seemed like nothing worried him like it did Naruto which was something that the blonde found to be rather...interesting.

"Not a lot, but it's been prone to happen sometimes to people who come from your side," Muramasa said before he pointed forward.

"Do you see that village right there with the lights blazing?" he asked and Naruto looked forward. He moved some of his hair out of the way as they continued to fall. He nodded and could see that the village really did look amazing to him.

"That's the Mugen Tenshin Village," Muramasa said and Naruto widened his eyes. Ayane's village. That was Ayane's village and he was almost close to getting to see her again. He could hardly wait, but then again he had to stop them both from falling so Naruto crossed his fingers.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," Naruto shouted as he made a few clones. They each grabbed him and Muramasa before everyone plummeted into the trees. Naruto coughed as he and his clothes landed on a branch. The others jumped down with the old blacksmith in Naruto's hands. He set him down and Muramasa nodded his head with a word of thanks while Naruto looked up. He could see the moon shining and the stars across the sky before turning to the trees.

"These trees are even different," Naruto said while Muramasa chuckled with a nod of his head. He then jumped down and so did Naruto.

"Follow me young one. We will get there in a few minutes," Muramasa said while Naruto nodded his head. He followed Muramasa towards the Mugen Tenshin clan.

Mugen Tenshin Clan

Kasumi sighed and gave Ayane a healing remedy. The half sister had come back from her mission along with Hayate. They had only returned a few hours ago to see Ayane injured. They had asked what happened and Ayane told them the whole detail of the incident.

"So, something attacked the Hayabusa village and took the Dark Dragon Blade. It seems that Ryu was really hurt," Hayate said and Ayane leaned up from her bed. She had been resting all yesterday. She still felt a little hurt, but she could live with it.

"That's about all I got from it," Ayane said and Kasumi looked outside towards the direction of the Hayabusa village.

"I hope Ryu is alright," she said and Hayate patted her shoulder while Ayane sighed. No one seemed to be in such a happy mood.

"Umm excuse me Hayate-sama, but you have two visitors," the man said and Hayate raised an eyebrow.

"Send them in then," Hayate said and the man bowed before leaving to close the door. The last thing anyone wanted was guests. How could they talk after such a thing had happened. However, they didn't know that this wasn't any ordinary guest. The door knocked and Hayate sighed.

"Come in," he said and immediately the person opened the door. He grinned like mad and waved.

"Hey Ayane-chan," the person said and immediately everyone knew that no one called her that and lived except for one person. Ayane turned her head while Kasumi and Hayate looked up and the person they saw made them gasp. Ayane widened her eyes while Kasumi dropped her bowl. Hayate stood to his feet in sheer shock.

"N-Naruto-san?" Kasumi asked and the blonde Konoha chunin in the doorway. The blonde quickly smiled while sitting down next to everyone.

"It seems I made it just in time," Naruto said taking a look at Ayane. Ayane merely settled for looking at him like he was a dream. She just couldn't believe it. She didn't think he would actually come to them with help. It was amazing that he was even here right now.

"Y-You, but how? Or why?" Ayane asked and soon Muramasa came in coughing to get everyone's attention.

"I think I can answer that," he said and everyone quickly sat while Muramasa explained Naruto's reasons for being in their world. Soon everything was starting to make sense while Kasumi sighed in relief.

"So Naruto-san is here to help Ryu-kun," Kasumi assessed and Naruto nodded his head. Hayate folded his arms and smiled. It seemed that the alliance was going just as planned for everyone in their respective villages.

"So you actually brought him here. Well that would make sense," Ayane said while Naruto nodded his head. He then stood to his feet and turned around.

"So where is the Hayabusa village?" Naruto asked and everyone glanced at each other. They closed their eyes and frowned.

"Well for right now it's too late for you to go as it's too dark to see the path even for us so you should head their tomorrow. Ayane, why don't you go with him?" Hayate asked and Ayane flinched. She sighed and turned to Naruto who looked at her or more like he was examining her for something. She wasn't sure.

"Fine I guess," Ayane said lying down on her mattress. Naruto smiled with a nod while Kasumi and Hayate stood to their feet.

"Very well. Then we will all turn in for the night. Naruto-san are you tired?" Hayate asked and Naruto shook his head.

"Nah, I got my rest during a boat trip. I'm good for now. Right now I'd like just to be awake," Naruto said glancing at Ayane. Muramasa's old eyes gleamed while Kasumi smiled. Hayate seemed to know, but then again you could never tell what people like him were thinking.

"Very well Naruto-san, but don't stay up too late. Come on Hayate, we're leaving," Kasumi said grabbing his arm and pulling him though Hayate wasn't sure why. Muramasa bowed and left leaving only Naruto and Ayane in the room. The two stayed silent for a bit as Ayane tried to gather her thoughts. She didn't know what to make of this. She wasn't sure if she should be happy or downright confused about this entire thing.

Same could be said for Naruto. He had confessed to Samui that he loved Ayane and it seemed that this was hard to ignore. The blonde could feel the pressure in the room and the silent make it enough to hear the small water-holder outside splash each time it filled with water. It seemed like a piece of paper that was ready to snap at any moment.

"Why are you here?" Ayane asked suddenly making Naruto looked at her with a confused expression on his face. Ayane didn't turn to his face and merely looked out the door at the moon.

"I came to help," Naruto said and Ayane closed her eyes.

"And what help could you add?" she asked and Naruto narrowed his eyes. He wasn't sure what happened, but this was turning out bad. He closed his eyes and folded his arms. Somewhere in the back of his head he was sort of happy with that jab. He wasn't sure why.

"You can stop with that whole 'attitude' thing Ayane-chan. It might suit others, but I know you enough from that attitude," Naruto said and Ayane's eyebrow twitched. She bunched the sheets of her bed and while she didn't want to, she did indeed turn her head to meet Naruto's blue piercing eyes. She felt like she could just drown in those eyes when they looked at her that way.

"You're an idiot," Ayane said while Naruto nodded his head. He didn't have to be told that. He looked up at the ceiling and scratched his cheek.

"When you sent me that note I think you really wanted me to come. Was I wrong?" Naruto asked and Ayane snorted.

"I said 'Get help' not 'please become the help'," Ayane said grinning to herself through she didn't know why. When she opened her eyes she could see the smallest hint of sadness in Naruto's eyes, but that quickly faded from her view.

"Well I'm here now so you're just going to have to live with it," Naruto said getting to his feet. Ayane could feel the decrease in energy that Naruto gave her showing that her previous statement sort of hurt. Ayane narrowed her eyes and sighed.

"Dammit, that wasn't what I meant to say. Why is this so hard?" Ayane thought to herself before Naruto opened the sliding door.

"I'll appreciate your help tomorrow. So I'll just go right no-,"

"Water," Ayane said suddenly. Naruto paused and turned his head to seeing Ayane looking at the sheets while she rubbed her arms slightly.

"Huh?" he asked confused while Ayane clarified.

"Please go and get me some water," Ayane said through gritted teeth while Naruto smiled. He shrugged his shoulders and left the room with a smile on his face. Ayane wasn't ready for him to leave, not yet. Not like that. Something would be lost if it did.

After five minutes, Naruto returned with a cup of water and handed it to Ayane. She quickly took the water and sighed.

"I...didn't think you would come," Ayane said showing a different attitude to Naruto. The blonde raised an eyebrow before sitting down again.

"Why wouldn't I come? You're special to me Ayane-chan. If you're in danger then I'll coming running all the time," Naruto said with a smile. Unknown to him, there was a bit of a small smile on Ayane's face.

"You're such an idiot. I don't need help," Ayane said smiling while Naruto grinned.

"Then I'll be there to offer the help that you don't need because you'll still have it," Naruto said while Ayane looked down.

"And how does your 'fiancee' feel about this?" Ayane asked sort of getting to the point of it all. No matter what, Naruto wasn't that dense. He widened his eyes to the way she implied Samui. She had been affected by his engagement. Now he knew why she was being weird all those other times.

"Samui-chan...understands and accepts it," Naruto said hinting to Ayane for her to take the bait and she did just that. He noticed her soft, delicate hands tighten on the bed sheets while he was sure he saw a blush across her face, though in this nighttime he just didn't know.

Meanwhile Ayane was in shock, she didn't turn to Naruto, but she also wasn't sure what to say. Was he saying what she thought he was saying? It'd be okay to even try and like him that way and she wouldn't mind it? It sounded like some stupid drama miracle that you watch on Tv in your room. Ayane was too tired for this.

"Look, why don't you go to bed? I'm tired and I think tomorrow we're going to be busy," Ayane said and Naruto nodded his head. He quickly stood to his feet and turned around. He noticed that Ayane had a calculative look on her face so he naturally stayed out of the way.

"Alright Ayane-chan I'll see you tomorrow," Naruto said closing the door leaving a still Ayane behind.

Hayabusa Village, next morning

Ryu looked at Naruto and shook hands with the blonde before turning his gaze towards Ayane who was standing in her usual attire.

"So you told Tou-san about it and he agreed to send Naruto?" Ryu asked making Ayane nod her head. Ryu sighed with a nod of his head. He turned his head to meet Naruto's smile and quickly closed the door. Naruto raised an eyebrow and so did Ayane. The two glanced at each other before Ryu came out. He was wearing what he called 'Black Falcon' outfit along with tabi boots, ninja head piece, mask, black scarf and shin guards that Naruto seemed to recognize from the Anbu attire.

Ryu had only one goal, his vengeance on the person who killed his clan mates and even himself. This was probably the only reason that he escaped the hand of death. It was because he just wasn't ready to die just yet. No, not yet.

"I see you have a new arrival," Murai said looking at the blonde. Naruto turned to him and bowed while Murai did the same. Ayane bowed to Murai as well while Ryu placed his foot on the couch. He quickly strapped three kunai into the pouches on each of his legs and tightened his boots. He then unsheathed his sword to inspect it before sheathing it back.

"My sources tell me that the person who attacked your village was Doku, Lord of the Greater Fiends and Second in Command to the Vigoor Emperor," Murai said while Ryu glared hard. Naruto narrowed his eyes and turned to Murai and Ayane.

"What is the Vigoor Emperor?" Naruto asked looking to them and Murai answered.

"The Vigoor Emperor is the Emperor of the Holy Vigoor Empire where Doku has headed with the Dark Dragon Blade. I don't know much however I do know that the Vigoor emperor is a Deity to the Vigoor Empire. He is a human turned deity. The figurehead of the entire empire. No one knows how long he's been around, but it said he's been around as long as the Dark Dragon Blade's creation," Murai answered and Naruto turned to Ryu.

"And the Dark Dragon Blade?" Naruto asked while Ryu spoke this time.

"The Dark Dragon Blade is the sister blade to this sword, the Dragon Sword. This sword is carved out of the Fang of the Dragon Lord. The Dragon Sword was created at a perilous time after the Dragons were betrayed by one of their own, the Dark Dragon. With their strength gone, the Dragons placed all their essence, souls and spiritual power into one of their own fangs, creating the Dragon Sword. This divine weapon was then entrusted to the strongest and most spiritually pure of mankind, a warrior who would be the start of the Dragon Lineage bloodline. With the Dragon Sword, the Dragon Lineage warrior was able to slay the Dark Dragon, and his descendants. The Dragon Ninja were able to banish the Evil Deities and their Fiends. As time went on, the Dragon Sword was passed down through the generations of Dragon Ninja, all the way to their modern descendants, the Dragon Ninja of the Hayabusa Ninja Clan. The Dragon Sword was used by ancient warriors to slay the Black Dragons and it is handed down from generation to generation in the Hayabusa Ninja clan," Ryu explained. Naruto widened his eyes to such information. It was nothing like his village nor his beliefs. Dragons were considered deities. They could make such amazing swords and they trusted humans that much to give them such a power.

"Wow," was all Naruto could say before he noticed Ryu's eyes harden.

"However, the Dark Dragon Blade is the counter to that. It was carved by the fiends out of the bones of the Dark Dragon. The power of the Dark Dragon Blade grows with each killing that occurs within its vicinity. When a person breaks the seal of the Dark Dragon Blade, "It would gather the hatred and evil of mankind and confer it on the one who wields it, transforming him into the Devil Incarnate". After the defeat of the Dark Dragon by the ancestors of the Dragon Lineage, the Fiends having witnessed the awesome power of the sacred True Dragon Sword, set out to create a sinister sister counterpart from the bones of the Dark Dragon, resulting in the Dark Dragon Blade. This Blade containing the power of the Dark Dragon and the souls of his vanquished Black Dragon spawn, plagued the ancient world and brought global scale deaths as it grew stronger, feeding it's unquenchable thirst for death and destruction. Many generations later the blade recovered by the Dragon Lineage, however unable to destroy the indestructible evil blade, the Dragon Lineage did the next best thing, they sealed the power of the blade, and safeguarded it from falling into the hands of those eager to unleash it's dark power and become the Devil incarnate. Unknown to them was that it could be shattered by the power of the True Dragon Sword. But ages passed, history became ancient myth, and the Dark Dragon Blade became an ancient ceremonial relic passed on to be safeguarded generation by generation, unknown to them the full potential of the Blade," Ryu finished allowing Naruto to digest all of it. He could tell this was something else entirely.

"So basically the Dark Dragon Blade is an evil sword that gathers the hatred of everyone around it when the seal is broken and it will change the person into the Devil itself. It's made from the bone of the Dark Dragon and is the sister blade to the Dragon Sword that you carry right now," Naruto assessed Ryu nodded his head as did Ayane and Murai. The blonde sighed and rubbed the back of his head.

"Wow that's heavy. Gotten us into something really awesome brat. I think I might love this world. Hell I'd like to face that Dark Dragon myself and show him what Kyuubi no Yoko can do," Kyuubi spouted making Naruto and Nibi chuckle.

"It's why I don't think you can come. It's dangerous," Ryu said while Naruto scoffed. He asked for Ryu to turn to him and the blonde pointed to his headband. Everyone looked at it while Naruto smiled.

"When I adorn this headband I put myself and my life on the line for my village everyday. I risk my life for their safety. Everyday is a day that I'm happy I can go back dattebayo. If you're going then I'm going too. Besides if I'm gonna prove that I'm the best then I'll have to beat you one day and I won't die until I do," Naruto said grinning. Murai smiled at Naruto while Ayane shook her head. Ryu merely stared evenly at Naruto for a little bit before closing his eyes.

''So you aren't going off this path?" Ryu asked and Naruto gave him a thumbs up. Though it was immature and childish it still held it's meaning.

"Not if you aren't," Naruto said and Ryu smiled underneath his mask. Maybe, just maybe he wouldn't be the only one to handle the Dragon Sword itself.

"I see. Well then I'll be counting on you then Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki," Ryu said while Naruto held out his fist. Ryu looked at it before seeing the smile on Naruto's face. He sighed and let out his fist to hit Naruto's. The blonde grinned before turning to Ayane.

"So what are you going to do?" Naruto asked turning to Ayane. Said purple haired kunoichi closed her eyes and folded her arms. She thought it over for a little bit before opening her eyes again.

"I'm going to go there also. I'll inform the both of you about anything that I can find," Ayane said before Naruto knelt down. He took out a pen and a scroll.

"What are you doing Naruto-san?" Murai asked while Naruto quickly wrote inside it. He then closed it and smiled.

"Just ensuring some people of some things is all. Kuchiyose no Jutsu," Naruto called as he slammed the ground. Immediately smoke clouded the area with Taro and Gaia in front of him. Murai widened his eyes while Ryu kept his stoic face.

"Yes Naruto-sama?" The two messenger snakes asked while Murai widened his eyes to the talk serpents.

"I never thought that I would see summons like these. This is astounding," he said while Naruto knelt down to them. He smiled to them both.

"Here, give these to Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Pakura, Maki, Kin and Tayuya. I'm going to really need them to know this and this is important. Tell them that they are to get prepared. Something interesting is about to happen," Naruto said and the two snakes nodded their heads before vanishing out of sight.

"Speaking of snakes where is that other one?" Ayane asked and Naruto unzipped his jacket and pulled up his mesh armor showing everyone Mikata's black, scaly body to them. She forked her tongue at them before recognizing Ayane's scent and turning to her. She leaned up and forked her tongue at her while Ayane bowed like they were saying hello to each other. She then turned to Ryu and forked her tongue. Ryu bowed slightly, but it seemed odd when Mikata turned to Murai.

"Naruto-sama be wary of this one. I can practically smell the treachery in his blood," Mikata said knowing that Naruto was the only one who could understand her. Naruto glanced towards Murai and grinned. However in his mind, he glared at the old man.

"Is that so Mikata-chan? You are such a good snake. Very good saying hello to everyone. Now go back," Naruto said telling her he got the message perfectly. Mikata slithered back around his waist and slept next to the warm body of her best friend. Naruto would have to talk with Ryu later about Murai when they were alone.

"So exactly where are we going?" Naruto asked and Ayane held up a map.

"We're going to the capital of the Vigoor Empire, the city of Tairon," Ayane said and Naruto nodded his head.

"Alright then, but how?" he asked and Ayane smirked. This was when it would get funny.

"Simple. We're gonna fly...by airship," she said and Ryu turned to Naruto. The blonde widened his eyes and tried to wrap his mind around that. That had to sound like a joke. Humans couldn't fly...could they?

"By what?" Naruto asked and Ayane's grin widened.

"By airship Naruto," Ayane said and Naruto gulped. He sweated and turned around.

"I am so dead. And what the hell is an airship anyway?"


KG: I guess we're done here. I haven't played Ninja Gaiden in a long time so I naturally hope that little history lesson was right. If it's not then I'm sorry about that. Also for those who want to know then Naruto and Samui will be married after the Ninja Gaiden arc and after Samui fights Ayane. Then they can get together without any worries. I was also thinking about adding Konan to Naruto's spy network later. Oh yeah and now is the time...to...do...this...dammit. I still can't fuckin' tie this tie!

Rachel: That's what you have me for. (Ties tie)

KG: Oh I could just eat you up!

Rachel: What's stopping you?

Rikku: Me obviously.

Naruto: AND ME!

Rachel: Okay KyuubiGoku-kun. Who is this?

KG: This is Rikku and ummm...

Rikku: I'm his sexy servant.

Rachel: Excuse me?

KG: Oh look we're have this show. WHAT IS IT CALLED PEOPLE!?

Crowd: KyuubiGoku's WHEEL OF-

Person: Stop!

KG: What?

Person: (Whispers)

KG: What? What do you mean Darthemius has done this already so I'm copyrighting him? Is this fair? What? I'll be sued? By who, this is fanfiction! Ugh, fine fine fuckin fine. Dammit (pops cream soda) Ahh that's the stuff. So what are we supposed to do?

Rikku: Tell them how we met.

KG: I don't think that they want to-

Crowd: We want to know. We want to know!

Rachel: I REALLY want to know!

KG: (Gulp) well alright then.

(Two days ago)

KG: Well it all happened when I was talking a midnight stroll through the woods. The air was clear, the moon was full. I was dying to type some lemons. Get it? Because I'm an author. HAHAAHAAHAH it's funny.

Stranger: So you finally arrived. Too bad you're far too late.

KG: Huh?

Stranger: I have full control over every Final Fantasy female and male. Except for this girl. (Holds Rikku) But trust me I still plan to kill them all along with her.

KG: Mmhmmm.

Stranger: But first I'm going to screw her!

KG: (shrugs shoulders) Neeeeat.

Stranger: But before I do any of that. I'm going to kill you!

KG: Oh? Well that would be intimidating if you were...Hehehe intimidating.

Stranger: You mocking me?

KG: Oh no, no no no no. Pfftt hell yeah ( Grab my gun, Collision, and shoot)

Crowd: SHOT TO THE HEART!

(Both fall)

KG: Oh yeah I'm just too sexy for ma' shirt!

Rikku: Uggggh.

KG: Oh right. The Final Fantasy girl who was forced out from her game. Yeah there is no way of going back. And I'm sorry for that whole 'shooting you thing', but I know if you look deep in your heart, which is all over that asshole's back, then you'll find a way to forgive me.

Rikku: Ughhhh( Cries).

KG: Dammit you look like a puppy. A blown, eviscerated puppy.

Rikku: (Cries with puppy eyes).

KG: Aww damn, fine I'll help you. But only because you're my favorite Final Fantasy character and so cute.

(Later)

Naruto: Seriously, that happened?

KG: Yep.

Naruto: You were walking through the woods at night-

KG: Yep.

Naruto: Killed a homicidal NEET-

KG: Dead.

Naruto: And turned a female girl from Final Fantasy into a-

KG: Into an immortal summon of mine that I will train and love with all my heart. Yes, YES! Like I didn't just get through explaining this shit. Now if you don't mind I have things to do.

Naruto: What things? The only thing you do it write fanfiction.

KG: Hey! That's not all I do. I take enthusiastic walks through the woods.

Naruto: And killed homicidal NEETS?

KG: VERY enthusiastic walks.

(Present Day)

Crowd: …...

Rachel: …...

Naruto: So that shooting earlier-

KG: Yep.

Samui: You went out and bought an anti-tank rifle and double barreled shotgun.

KG: Yep.

Ayane: Starting shooting wild game out in the woods 38 times.

KG: 3...9 thank you.

Naruto: And you killed the girl from The Grudge.

KG: To be far that was Rikku. The very, very cute Rikku.

Crowd: …..You need to stop going on walks.

KG: And ya'll need to hurry the fuck up and bring back my Tv show.

Naruto: Ugh.

KG: Yeah will while you guys do that. Me and Rikku are gonna-

Naruto: Rikku and I.

(PUNCH!)

KG: Now then, ME AND RIKKU are going to go back home and play some video games.

Rachel: But you have to go get Coco Puffs Cereal.

KG: Ohhh I've never hunted down the Coco Puff Bird before. Do you think if I shoot him with my gun then lovely Coco crazy chocolate will explode everywhere?

Crowd: You're insane.

KG: Thank you. Thank you very much. Now then. That's all people. See you next time. Stay Breezy, protect what's important to you, review and SEND ME MY DAMN CREAM SODA! Those who say what type, then I say SEND IT ANYWAY DAMMIT!