KG: And we're back with this shit. However, you know something? I've recently come across this thought. It's not even something that's new, but just thought that came to me while I was daydreaming in class. How do you know that you're here? How can you prove your existence? Is this real? Is it fake? What do you find to be a true reality?

Naruto: This is deep. Where did you think of this?

KG: It just came to me. Seriously I have no idea why, but I had to voice it. The question of reality.

Naruto: Well Ayane-chan, Samui-chan and I are fictional so we can't understand your reality.

KG: No that's the thing. What if you're the reality and we aren't? We're just thinking that we're the real ones.

Ayane: I'm confused.

KG: HAHAAH gotcha! While I do think about it. I really am here. I hope anyway. Hmmm how to prove that I am here. Let's see, wait. M-Maybe I'm the only one around and all of you are not here. Y-You're all just my imagination!

Naruto: Shall I prep the needle?

Samui: Please do.

Naruto: Very well. Ahhh, Tenka stop pushing me hehehe. I'll get you your food.

Ayane: What does a fiend even eat?

Naruto: (Shrugs) How the hell should I know? I know he eats rice balls apparently.

Samui: KyuubiGoku's gone.

Naruto: SON OF A BITCH!

(Elsewhere)

KG: Ugh I don't like needles. Well enough with the fake crazy. Ahem, let's get started with this mess.

Quote: "A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love." by Basil.


With Tayuya

Tayuya grumbled while she leaned against the wall of the Mizukage's mansion. He was sitting right in front of her with his steely gaze while Tayuya tried to stay calm, but the chunin who was right next to her, with a swollen jaw and his whining, were getting on her nerves.

"And that's when she attacked me Yagura-sama," he said growling at her. Tayuya rolled her eyes over the accusation. After the little bar fight, she was take to be held for a few hours. Now she was to tell her side of this story against this chunin who had assaulted her. Well not really, but it was close enough.

"Hey, if you don't want to get your ass kicked then you keep your hands off me bastard. You're lucky that you got away with that," Tayuya mumbled, but the chunin missed it. Yagura however didn't and placed his hands on the table.

"Alright, you're excused. Get out of here," Yagura said in a semi-threatening tone. The chunin nodded and with a bow he left. Before he left he glanced at Tayuya and grinned evilly. This would teach that bitch not to mess with him. It was what he thought as he closed the door.

Yagura turned his head back to Tayuya who had leaned off against the wall. She placed a hand on her hip while Yagura spoke.

"What do you think I should do with you?" he asked and Tayuya was stumped. That wasn't what she thought he was going to say to her and figured that he would skip the talking and just summon his anbu on her and take her off to prison for a fuck knows how long.

"Let me go since I was just defending myself from your jackass shinobi," Tayuya said outright. One reason why she wasn't intimidated by Yagura was maybe because of his size. He was her height and well that just spoke something to her. However she knew better than anything that she was in a dangerous situation at the moment. She was in the presence of the Mizukage.

"Do you take me for a fool?" Yagura asked narrowing his eyes while Tayuya snorted.

"Coulda fooled me," she muttered to herself and she was sure that Yagura didn't hear her, or at least she hoped that he didn't or she would be screwed that she already was.

"Ummm no?" Tayuya answered while Yagura picked up a chart. He handed it to Tayuya and steeled his gaze towards her. Tayuya could feel a bit of her presence wilting away from just his eyes. They showed a large amount of wisdom and power, but they also looked...dull and emotionless.

"You came to this village three days ago with someone else. You managed to dislocated my chunin's jaw and give him a broken leg, rib and a large blow to the leg. To have that done, without the use of chakra, or even with chakra means that you're no civilian. You were or are a ninja. So tell me, what are you doing in Kiri?" he asked and Tayuya tried to remain calm, keyword tried. Her palms were sweaty, her mouth was dry and she could feel her knees tremble. No matter what Tayuya wouldn't compromise Naruto's spy network. Like Kin said, it was fun to do for her. She wouldn't outright admit it, but it was a lot better than being with the other faggots.

"I came here with my little sister Kin Tsuchi. I...came to offer my services to Kiri. I just want Kin to have a normal life and we were orphans due to Orochimaru. We managed to get away, but I knew we couldn't survive on our own and I didn't have the strength to protect her from Orochimaru by myself. I was desperate. I was planning to talk with you sooner, but I had to secure a job for Kin before anything else and make sure she was safe," Tayuya answered. She was the only one who doubted the validity of her own answer, but Yagura's eyes seemed to lighten. He seemed to honestly hold that. Anything having to do with Orochimaru then Yagura knew it was serious.

"Well I understand, but I don't know of your abilities. What can you do?" he asked and Tayuya carefully took out the flute attached to her body.

"I can use my flute to cast genjutsu over others. It's what has made me strong and I also train myself on a daily basis. As for that strength then I developed it fighting bandits to protect Kin left and right," Tayuya lied while Yagura glared.

"I expect truth and loyalty from all my shinobi," he said and Tayuya shrugged her shoulders.

"Which one of you fuckers don't?" Tayuya asked referring to all the kage from the nations. Yagura snorted at her answer, but it seemed to appease him.

"So you think you can make it in my forces?" he asked and Tayuya shrugged her shoulders with a grin across her face.

"It's what we'll find out isn't it?" she asked and Yagura inwardly snickered. He had to admit that this girl was cheeky, but in a good way. She seemed to hold an air of pride about her abilities and truth be told. He needed every man, or woman, that he could get. Something was going on and he didn't like it. Not with this Tayuya girl, but with Kiri in general. He looked at her and hardened his eyes. Tayuya didn't falter and he had to give her points for that. Yagura stood up making Tayuya twitch slightly from the sudden movement, but nothing else.

"Tomorrow, at the crack of dawn. You are to arrive her and I will have you fight one of my shinobi. If you are serious then you wouldn't mind demonstrating your abilities. If you pass then you will be accepted with a probation period. If you fail, well it's in your best interest that you don't," Yagura said letting that speak for itself. Tayuya nodded her head and quickly left the room. Yagura watched her leave from the reflection in the mirror, but didn't say anything. He might just like this girl.

With Rachel

Leaving Naruto to his doom, or so she assumed, Rachel had just left a library after reading what confirmed her fears. A person, when turned fiend, had no way to go back and could only be relieved of their pain in...death. She also read about two other of Vigoor's greater fiends, Ishtaros and Nicchae. Twin sisters turned fiends. Both considered to be the Fiends of Creation and Destruction. They had unnerved Rachel slightly as they might've been making the fiends along with the power of whatever was going on here.

Rachel wasn't in the greatest of moods at the moment as the blonde beauty took the time to try and think things over. She quickly scaled and sat down against the walls of the cathedral. She sighed and took her hair from its ponytail shape. She let it drop down and brushed it softly.

"Alma, where are you?" Rachel wondered to herself. She sighed and was about to jump off the ledge before she felt something grab her. Rachel shouted as she was pulled across the ground. It was all happening so fast for her before she was quickly swallowed by a giant tentacle monster with its multiple eyes staring in multiple directions. Rachel grumbled from inside. It was tight and she didn't think she could reach her hammer.

"Son of a bitch!" she said to herself in thought.

With Ryu and Naruto

"And that's all that I can tell you about Murai," Ryu finished and Naruto adopted a thinking pose. He had a lot of things to think about. It seemed that Murai was really something else entirely. He might be at Kakashi's level if not higher. He had even taught Ryu some things. It was too much to call it a coincidence. Then there was when Ryu told him that Murai had just the slightest hint of wanting from the Dark Dragon Blade. Kurenai had always taught Naruto that if he trusted his instincts then he wouldn't be betrayed by them and right now Naruto was thinking that Murai was even more of a betrayer than he originally thought. Then meant that Murai was more than likely aiming for the Dark Dragon Blade.

Ryu could see Naruto was thinking calculatively and would've offered the blonde a penny, ryo or yen for his thoughts, but Naruto beat him to the punch as he opened his mouth to speak.

"Ryu I think we should split up," Naruto said while Ryu stopped. He turned around and glared. He never doubted Naruto's abilities. He had seen how Naruto had dealt with the Galla fiends and even the Vigoor military. The blonde was more than capable, but this wasn't the same as his world.

"And what is your reasoning on this?" Ryu asked and Ice Fox of Konoha was more than happy to give his traveling companion his thoughts.

"Taking our time like this isn't good. I can feel the Dark Dragon Blade. Kyuubi and Nibi can also. They saw that it's all over the place and it's beginning to spread around the capital. If we take too much time then we'll be giving them the time that they need. We'll just have to hurry. Tell you what, you go back up and find another way of doing this. I'll go down here and see what's here," Naruto said and while Ryu wouldn't think of such a thing. He did feel that Naruto was right that they were short on time as it was.

"Very well. Just return alive. You're too young to die from a place like this and it would sadden Ayane if you did," Ryu said before he turned around and with a quick handsign, he vanished in a whirl of wind. Naruto snickered at that lingering thought. So he really did mean something to her didn't he?

Naruto shook the thought away and quickly made his way down the spiral staircase. He couldn't see the bottom to the place, but he just shrugged his shoulders and jumped down. Naruto dive bombed towards the bottom of the large hole he was in before he took sight of the floor.

"Fuuton: Daitoppa," Naruto shouted as he slammed a fierce wind into the ground. It lessened him from killing himself which caused him to backflip and land safely to the ground. Naruto looked around before he noticed six fires appear and different fiends came out. Naruto stared at them all. Three of them had orange skin and mantis pincers. Each had a massive eye to look through. The other three were the same, but they were purple. They had a few other eyes across their bodies and their heads were fueled by a purple fire.

"Well looks like I have some guests," Naruto said to himself. The fiends circled around him and Naruto knew that these weren't like Tenka. No, they wouldn't care what he said, they would kill him. Especially with their numbers as they were. Naruto decided to remedy that situation.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," Naruto shouted and five clones appeared. One clone to one fiend. Each Naruto took their kodachi and stared the fiends down.

"Well then time to get it on dattebayo," Naruto said as each one charged at the fiends.

With Ryu

The Dragon Ninja came from the hole he was in. He quickly leapt out and turned his head left and right. Seeing that the coast was clear, he ran off the way he came and scaled the wall of the outer reaches of the cathedral. Ryu popped his head out and noticed a large tentacle fiend. He glared hard before he jumped to the ground. The fiend turned around with all its eyes on Ryu. The dragon Ninja took his sword into his hands and shifted into the Hayabusa stance.

"I will extinguish the evil of the fiends," Ryu said while the creature merely threw a tentacle into the air. It slammed it down, but Ryu dodged the strike to his person and rolled to the side. He glared at the fiend while it swept its tentacles across the field. Ryu jumped in the air and dodged the attack. It seemed to have a little pattern to its movements.

Seeing an opening, Ryu took it and slashed at one of the fiend's arms. With a quick slash, he cut it off its arm getting a shout of pain from the fiend. Its eyes started blinking fast in agitation before it started to attack with the other arm, but Ryu was too fast. With the speed that was developed from his ninja training, Ryu took the fiend's other arms off and with it defenseless he slammed his sword into it's body and with an upward strike he slashed it apart. It gurgled and twitched violently from Ryu's sharp sword before it fell dead. It opened the mouth on it's head and Ryu watched as Rachel spilled out from its mouth.

"Damn...Hydracubus," Rachel said coughing a few times. Her body was covered in slime which she tried to wipe off. She turned her head to see Ryu looking at her with his deep eyes.

"I suppose I was wrong about you. You must have some power if you did that," Rachel said standing to her feet while looking at the destroyed fiend.

"Well I'm glad that you find me impressive," Ryu said with a small hint of sarcasm that Rachel had noticed, but she didn't call him on it. She turned left and right and she was that Ryu was minus one annoying blonde teen.

"Where's the brat?" Rachel asked wondering if he died already. While she didn't outright wish for it, she still had told him that he was getting in over his head. Ryu turned around and walked through the streets of Vigoor leaving the cathedral behind.

"He's still in the cathedral. We've split up for the time being. I wouldn't worry about him. He has that Galla fiend looking after him," Ryu said more to himself than Rachel, but the gasp he heard made him turn around. Rachel had a hand over her mouth.

"What do you mean he has a fiend looking after him? One would rip him apart," Rachel said, but Ryu just shrugged his shoulders. That's how much he trusted in Naruto's word to get something done even though it was probably against his better judgement.

"He has converted a fiend. It now sees him as a friend rather than a foe. It truly was a sight to behold," Ryu said while Rachel widened her eyes. A fiend actually working with a human? It had to be a joke. Fiends were supposed to be uncaring, without emotion or sense other than to kill and shed blood. It was obvious that she was wrong and intrigued by the blonde. What type of ability was that?

"I see. He's better than I thought. So where are you...go..ing?" Rachel looked around to see that Ryu was gone from her view. She looked left and right before sighing and shrugging her shoulders. Ninjas, who could figure them out?

Rachel walked off back towards the cathedral entrance not seeing a large purplish...thing flying overhead. It stared at her with murderous intent before it flew off.

With Naruto

The blonde grinned as he killed three fiends by merely taking off their heads. It helped that they weren't human anymore. The last three looked at him with calculated stares. Naruto smirked as he held up handsign. It was then, to the fiends, that Naruto disappeared. One turned its head and saw the blonde right across from it. It charged at him and slashed him with its claws. The fiend expected the blonde to hit the floor, but 'Naruto' raised his hand and punched the fiend sending it back. The fiend growled before it noticed a second Naruto. They were all staring at each other before the three fiends charged themselves.

"hehehe, it's almost too easy. Magen no Jutsu( Demonic Illusion Technique)," Naruto said snickering at the fiends hitting each other. The first fiend charged the second one and the third attacked the second. Now they were all fighting each other thinking it was Naruto.

"Well I'd love to see you guys hitting each other a lot more, but I have things to do," Naruto said before he went down a chamber. The blonde noticed multiple burial tombs and a small chest near him. He was already out of sight from the fiends so he didn't have to worry about anything. He just knelt down and opened the chest and saw what was inside.

"Huh? What the heck is this thing?" Naruto wondered before he picked it up. It was a crafted sickle with a chain attached to another crafted sickle. He held it in his hands for a bit before Naruto tried to swing it around.

"It looks like Super Bushy Brow-sensei's nunchaku that I've seen him use. Except this just has blades on it," Naruto said. Gai had taught him, much to Naruto's unwanted displeasure, how to use different weapons than just his kodachi. He said that Naruto should be adept in all weapons to bring his "youth" to new heights and keep it burning. So stupid, but he taught Naruto the nunchaku, the Bo staff, regular sword, how to use some heavy weapons. Naturally Naruto couldn't lift those, but knowing was a step in the right direction. Actually Tenten was happy to see Naruto learning about them like she had. Still Naruto preferred short swords as they were the best for genjutsu.

Still Naruto merely sealed the weapon away and walked up to a little door. He narrowed his eyes before he stepped through it. Inside was a grail of some kind. He glared at it intently and walked up to it before he heard rumbling. Naruto could feel the air grow cold. He stared at the grail before he heard buzzing. Naruto turned around fast and he could say now that he say everything.

"What the hell?" Naruto said to himself as he saw fifteen large insect fiends buzzing around him. They all stared at him while Naruto snorted.

"Sorry Shino, but I'm gonna have to use some bug spray," Naruto said before they swarmed around him. Naruto snorted and quickly did a handsign.

"Katon: Hokakyu no Jutsu," Naruto shouted as he sprayed several large fireballs across the room burning all the insects. The fire slammed into a wall in front of him and insects easily burned to the ground. Naruto smirked before he heard one more buzzing. The blonde dodged or rolled to the side and avoided its sting just in time. The blonde ran up the wall and with his chakra added to his legs, he jumped back and took both kodachi in his hands. He quickly pierced the mutated wasps flesh and watched its green blood spill across the grail's altar. Some of it landed in the grail while the wasp fell to the ground dead. Naruto swatted the blood from his blades and turned back to the grail. Something about it made him want to take it. He was about to reach for it before Naruto heard another rumbling. The blonde glared around before he jumped at a sudden touch. He watched a small centipede fall to the ground and glared. Something was wrong, very wrong. He watched as he heard a stomp and turned around fast to see a humanoid fiend raise up. It clutched a large as hell axe and advanced towards the blonde.

"Son of a bitch. Man I should've traded with Ryu. As Shikamaru would say, this is troublesome," Naruto thought to himself before getting his blades ready. He had a feeling that he would need them.

With Platoon 13

Oblivious to Naruto's current plight, Shikamaru suddenly sneezed and rubbed his nose while Samui placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Are you alright?" Samui asked and Shikamaru nodded. He was fine for the moment.

"Yeah, just a little tired," he said and Samui continued off the boat. They had been sailing for a good half a day right now and just disembarked on the Land of Qin. Jiraiya and the group were escorted off and everyone took notice of the large town. No, to hell with the word town. It was most likely a capital of some kind. Beyond the elemental nations and the Land of Iron. Samui honestly wondered just what else was in the ocean that she didn't know about.

"Alright brats, let's get going. The sooner this mission is done then the sooner I can leave and find Tsunade before she disappears on me," Jiraiya said and Samui urged Sasuke and Shikamaru off. The Uchiha was currently in some deep thought while he walked off the boat. The appearance of Itachi was unexpected for him to say the least, but it at least confirmed something. Sasuke, wasn't strong enough to take Itachi down. No, not yet. He would have some more thinking to do, but he would think about that later. Right now, he and the rest of platoon 13 would have to do this mission.

"Alright if what the information about this place then we should be as respectful as possible. These people aren't completely used to the Elemental Nation shinobi being around so we'll just hurry up and leave," Jiraiya stated to the three of them. Everyone nodded an affirmative before they followed Jiraiya up the flight of stairs towards the top of the mountain.

Samui took the time to look over the capital as a whole. It was really large from what she could tell. Surrounded by walls on all sides, but much smaller than a hidden village. Right in the center of the capital was a large building were most likely the daimyo lived along with his wife. The place was very prosperous from some form of trade which Samui figured was revolved around shipping products as a source of income for the economy since trees grew in abundance and the soil was rich and fertile.

It took roughly half an hour of walking, but everyone made it up the stairs and into a cave. The sannin and three chunin continued to walk into darkness. It only took a moment before everyone saw a large white light. It wasn't long before everyone stood in front of the portal. It's white circular ring and black interior telling them that Naruto was just on the other side in that world.

"Wow, I've never seen something like this before," Jiraiya said with wide eyes. Just like Naruto, Samui could feel the pull that the portal was trying to have over her, but she resisted as did Sasuke and Shikamaru. The pull then stopped for everyone while Jiraiya looked the portal over.

"Hmm it's obvious that this type of thing is being caused by an irregular shift in the earth's polarity along with a sudden disturbance of elemental shifts. It's no wonder that this happens," Jiraiya said. Sasuke and Samui seemed to nod just pretending to know what he was talking about, but Shikamaru knew what he was saying more or less.

"Hmm I wonder if this thing can be sealed," Jiraiya said in fascination. He tried to touch a piece of the portal, but the outer rim burned his hand lightly before he jerked it away.

"Feisty," he said with a grin. The sannin knelt down and with a bit of his thumb, he slammed the ground and a large poof came. Samui and the others watched as a large scroll came in front of Jiraiya. He grinned and was about to touch the portal again before a large flash of lightning stopped him. Everyone jumped back and prepared their weapons for anything before they saw two figures. It only took a moment, but portal settled down and the two figures came out. Samui recognized them immediately.

"Kasumi-san, Hayate-san," Samui said making the others turn to her.

"You know them?" Sasuke asked lowering his kunai. Kasumi and Hayate exited the portal only to see Samui and her friends, they assumed, looking at them suspiciously.

"Oh Samui-san, it's nice to see you again," Kasumi said with a smile on her face. Hayate nodded his head.

"It is pleasant to see you as well. Why are you here?" she asked while Hayate turned to the toad sage. He eyed his strange choice of attire, but for some reason he could feel a large power dwelling with in the old man. He was very dangerous if pushed the wrong way.

"We're going back to Tou-sama. We will be telling him of the usual updates to the village. What are you doing?" Hayate asked being a little too cautious around Jiraiya.

"Sandaime-sama asked us to see if we could possibly move this portal, but we're still figuring out how to. We just feel that if Konoha, Hayabusa, and Mugen Tenshin are allies then we don't want enemies knowing this location as well," Shikamaru stated. Kasumi and Hayate glanced at each other and Kasumi motioned for her brother to do his job.

"Well that's easy enough," Hayate said and cracked his knuckles. He turned around for a little bit and weaved a couple of handsigns. Jiraiya watched in awe as seals formed in the air around his body before he shouted.

"Tosun! Jo! Kotsu! Kai!" Hayate yelled and the portal warped for a little bit before it stayed its regular shape. Hayate raised an eyebrow before he did it again. The same thing happened. He tried one more time, but no results.

"Hmm this is strange. In our world it worked whenever we located the portal. We just had to-," Hayate widened his eyes before turned around.

"Which one of you has had the most contact with Naruto-san?" Hayate asked and everyone glanced at each other.

"Why, what is the problem?" Jiraiya asked intrigued by what the young man had been trying to do.

"The problem here is that in our world we used ki to work the portal. Here it would require the use of chakra which we don't have. Since Naruto was the first one to pass through the portal then it configured to his chakra signature," Hayate said before Shikamaru spoke.

"Yes, but why would it configure to Naruto? Haven't others passed through this thing?" Shikamaru asked while Hayate nodded.

"The portal configures to the most powerful source of energy near it. It's obvious that when Naruto passed it, he was the most powerful chakra carrying person at the time so it will only reconfigure with him if someone here has his chakra," Hayate said and Jiraiya knew what he was saying. It was common that close friends or that sort of thing had at least a smidgen of the other person's chakra by physical contact either a tap, a punch, kick, something like that.

"So who hangs around Naruto-san the most?" Kasumi asked and immediately Samui stepped forward. She might not have been the closest person to Naruto, but she had kissed him and that was about as physical as it got without it going into sex.

"Alright then Samui-san. This will only take a minute. We will begin teaching you the correct method. It won't take long I hope," Hayate said as Samui followed him outside. For the next ten to twenty minutes Hayate taught Samui the correct words, hand gestures, and stances to use the portal. How she could send it where she wanted and retrieve it if she needed. Things like that.

Samui stood in front of the portal and Hayate motioned for her to do so. Samui did the appropriate hand gestures and yelled.

"Tosun! Jo! Kotsu! Kai!" Samui shouted and the portal warped again. This time it twisted and turned slightly before it peered into Samui's thought seeing where she wanted it to go. Konohagakure no Sato, just behind the Hokage Stone Faces. The portal warped away while Samui and the others watched it leave.

"Where did you send it to?" Sasuke asked while Samui offered him a deadpanned look. Where did he think she sent it to? Seriously being that dense just wasn't cool.

"I sent it behind the Hokage Stone Faces. I'm sure Hokage-sama will erect a building to monitor it," Samui said and everyone heard a sudden poof that made them turn around.

"He's already being notified of a mission success. Come on, let's get out of here. The ferry said that he wouldn't wait long for us," Jiraiya said and everyone walked out. Sasuke eyed Hayate for a bit which the older teen seemed to know that he was, but didn't comment on it as they walked off.

Takigakure, nighttime

"Something is wrong," Zetsu said standing to his feet. Kisame, who had been sleeping, shifted and rubbed his eyes.

"What are you talking about?" the fisherman with the large sword compensating for something else said to his partner.

"No one is usually out this late. Either the jinchuuriki is not coming back or we've been tricked," Zetsu responded. Kisame snorted at anyone's audacity to try and trick two S-rank shinobi, but Zetsu was half right. The Nanabi jinchuuriki wasn't coming back. Nope, she'd be leaving.

With Pakura, Maki and Fu

Having taken a shower, Fu came into the nearly cleaned up house that they had spent the last three days trying to clean. Pakura had warned Fu not to head home or even to the village so she would go out and get the supplies. Fu had wondered what was going on, but only chose now to voice her question since both Pakura and Maki were eating their dinner.

"Tell me Pakura-san, why couldn't I go to the village?" Fu asked and Pakura stopped eating. She placed her bowl on the table while Maki looked a Fu with a worried expression one that made Fu anxious.

"Tell me Fu, do you know of a group named Akatsuki?" Pakura asked and Fu shook her head. Pakura sighed and that made this a lot more stressful for her to talk about. Pakura motioned for everyone to the couch. They all sat down and Pakura spoke.

"Akatsuki is a group of S-rank shinobi, Fu. They're objective is to find and collect all nine bijuu that exist inside their containers. I had overhead from a few Taki men that they would be planning to get rid of you. They had sold you out to Akatsuki and no doubt they are already in your house," Pakura said while Fu widened her eyes. Her face paled and her body shivered under such information. It was only from a bit of comforting from Maki that she continued to listen.

"That is why I didn't want you to go. Not only are you a good friend to Maki, but you're also a great person. That is why Maki and I are here to ask you something. You have two choices. One, you can not believe me and go back. We won't stop you or the other is to come with us. Now if you-,"

"Well I'd go with you. I don't have any friends there in Taki and not much of anything anyway," Fu stated while Pakura chuckled.

"I'm happy to hear that, but let me finish. Now if you come with us then I will have to tell you this. Maki and I are the members of a network. We'd like you to join our ranks. Our purpose is peace for the nations and we do that by gathering intel on each nation and delivering it to our members so we can act accordingly," Pakura exclaimed. Fu seemed shocked by those words while she clutched the outer rim of her clothes.

"So...you're spies?" she asked and Pakura more or less nodded to the assumption.

"That's right," Maki said showing the seal of her hand. Pakura did the same while Fu looked to them both.

"And you want me?" Fu asked only for Maki to smile.

"Yes. We'd love to have you. Our network master would be thrilled. He's really nice. A little cheeky, but even you would like him," Maki answered while Fu seemed uncertain. Pakura and Maki could see the hesitation in her eyes before Pakura stood up and coughed bringing both young females to her attention.

"Maki and I have business that we still need to conduct. We'll give you until tomorrow to think it over. If you refuse then we'll understand, but I still think that you should at least live her instead of at your house. It will keep you alive," Pakura said walking off and disappearing behind a corner. FU sighed and Maki patted her back.

"Trust me. Pakura-sensei is cold, but she means well. We need you Fu. You're great. I couldn't believe some of the things you could do when we were sparring. I'll let you think it over," Maki said getting up and unsealing a book from a scroll before walking into her room. Fu leaned back into the couch and closed her eyes. She didn't know it, but she would stay like that until the wee hours of the night to think it all over.

With Naruto

"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! SHIT!" Naruto said running back up the stairs. After taking the holy grail from it's resting place, the blonde had to deal with undead fiends with huge ass weaponry. They were Ghuls as he had called the and god were they strong. It took a rasengan to the face to actually take one down, but then it GOT back up! Can you believe it? It was headless and it still attacked him. No way did Naruto have the chakra to deal with that!

"Better hurry brat. They are coming after you," Kyuubi said watching the show from the kitchen. Nibi hummed a sweet tone while cooking some dinner for her and Kyuubi taking the occasional glance at the screen as well. She giggled sweetly at the act while Naruto growled.

"Shut it Kyuubi. I should just be happy that they are slow or I would never take them down," Naruto thought to himself. He quickly raced up the stairs before he noticed something glowing. The blonde thought for a second and sighed. Curse curiosity. He knelt down and reached his hand inside.

"Hmm another golden scarab. Well alright," Naruto said with a grin before he ran off. He quickly made his way back up to the caverns. He looked to the bottom to see the fiends just reaching the stairs at least four of them, two headless and a third one with an axe. The other, well it was...shooting large ass arrows at him as he ascended.

"Yep, should've traded with Ryu on this," Naruto said to himself before he passed another pedestal. He looked at it for a little bit. He looked like something was supposed to go there. The blonde shrugged his shoulders and placed the Holy Grail down. He heard a mechanism lock it in place before the place rumbled. He immediately heard a roar and Naruto watched as bones came together. They formed a tail, spine, clawed legs, a ravenous mouth with sharp bone teeth and claws for hands.

"Oh come on dattebayo!" Naruto shouted in his mind while saw a bone dragon hovering over his head. The blonde took a simple stance before the bone dragon roared again. It tried to hit Naruto with one of its legs, but Naruto tucked and rolled to the side out of the way. He growled at the dragon before he held out his hand.

"You're bone. You should be destroyed after this," Naruto said before he threw a smoke bomb which covered his form. The dragon moved its face close to the smoke before Naruto came bursting out of the smoke with the blue sphere in his hands.

"Rasengan," Naruto shouted as he slammed the ball into the dragon's face. The rasengan quickly snapped all of the bones to dust easily as he pushed it through the dragon's face. It roared for a bit before Naruto finished. He rolled out of the way before the dragon easily broke apart. He watched as its form fell to the ground crushing the ghuls beneath it.

"Well that we easy enough," Naruto thought to himself before he ran back up the stairs. He quickly hopped out of the tomb in the ground and huffed. He'd been fighting all night and those ghuls really didn't make it any easier. Naruto had learned that the ghuls, since they were dead, didn't have to rely on their senses to find him so his genjutsu was useless. His kodachi and ninjutsu proved effective, but they were too tough to punch.

"Good thing Ryu gave me this," Naruto said taking a spiritual elixir. It healed him of his injuries and then Naruto rummaged around. He took out the Devil's elixir and drank it as well.

"Wow this is sweet," Naruto said and it was amazing, but his chakra was returning to his body. He didn't have to waste the soldier pills that he had in his bag. Yep, he could totally save those for later.

"Alright then, now to meet up with Tenka and Ryu then-," Naruto's voice trailed off before he heard a sudden whooshof wind. He suddenly felt the air grow cold around him as he felt a large killer intent. It wasn't human, no it was a fiend, but it wasn't a lower fiend like Tenka. No this was heavy and very dangerous.

Naruto heard a crash through the window behind him and turned to see a purplish fiend. It was obviously female from the lips she had as well as the formed breasts, but Naruto didn't have the time to admire.

"Are you Doku?" Naruto asked, but he didn't get an answer. No, the purple fiend merely dropped to the ground in her humanoid form. She quickly outstretched her hand and Naruto watched a pillar of the cathedral come to her. He took out his kodachi before the fiend threw the pillars at him. Naruto widened his eyes before he slid underneath one and cursed.

"Kyuubi, a little help here would be nice," Naruto said while the bijuu sighed. Yeah he supposed that was fair.

"Fine fine brat," he said and Naruto's eyes turned red. His claws lengthened while his body bursted with chakra. The fiend looked on in fascination of the transformation as well as Naruto's demonic look. She floated off, but watched as Naruto grabbed a clone of himself and threw it at her. The fiend blocked it while Naruto held up a handsign.

"Kai," Naruto shouted and the clone exploded in her face sending the fiend into the wall. Naruto ran up the side of the walls and with a push he launched off. He saw her emerge from the ruined part of the cathedral only to see the blonde coming. Much to Naruto's surprise, she kicked him right across the face sending him spiraling across the ground. Naruto rubbed his cheek before he noticed fireball surrounding the fiend. She launched them at him as Naruto backflipped away from each one. He quickly took out a scroll and bit his thumb then traced the blood over the scroll. He unsheathed a large fuma shuriken. Given to him by Sasuke and enhanced by Muramasa, what more could you ask for?

Naruto threw the fuma shuriken at the fiend and watched her dodge it. He grinned and held up a handsign.

"Ninpo: Kage Shuriken no Jutsu( Ninja Art: Shadow Shuriken Technique)," Naruto shouted and the fuma shuriken multiples four times as each set of kunai launched themselves at her. The fiend dodged them all gracefully while still being able to send fireballs at Naruto, but she noticed a slightly shining wire. The purple fiend then turned back to seeing Naruto with three wires. Two in his hands and the third in his mouth. He held his hands together and hollered.

"Burn in hell. Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu," Naruto shouted and the fiend watched on as the fires covered her body. She was engulfed in them before being sent into a wall with a large explosion. Naruto smirked and brushed the tip of his nose with his thumb. He waited for her to emerge. The blonde noticed that since having those features added to him that he was a lot faster and stronger. He knew that he wouldn't be able to keep this pace if not for that. Naruto watched as she descended, her skin was burning and she looked really hurt. It was only for a moment, but Naruto could see the human in her eyes. Yes, she wasn't lost. No she was just like Tenka. But he couldn't put his weapons down. No not like with Tenka. She was different. She would really kill him if he did that.

"So what do I do?" Naruto struggled to find the answer to that problem. He knew that Rachel was wrong, the fiends were emotionless monsters used for the bidding of the Greater Fiends. They had feelings, well few did, but they did anyway.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Naruto asked the fiend. She stopped whatever she was doing and stared at him. Her body seemingly forgot the pain to register the blonde's question. Something in that question had sympathy, warmth and closure. She didn't answer and just rose into the air. She was ready to attack the blonde again before she met something that no one could understand. Naruto's odd smile. It unnerved her. It screamed to her that this was wrong and she stopped merely taking the time to examine Naruto.

"You know, I met someone like you. He became my friend and a great companion. I've only known him a short time, but I think he's the best. He realized that he didn't have to do this, what we're doing, and his helping me stop it. Tenka really is the best. Wanna meet him?" Naruto asked. The fiend didn't respond and she just seemed to wait for Naruto. The blonde brought two fingers to his lips and she was ready to strike before he whistled. The sound filled the air and Naruto's voice rang out.

"Tenka! Here buddy! Come on Tenka!' Naruto shouted and the purple female fiend waited a minute. Naruto did also and the two heard a loud bump on the front door. She watched and so did the happy blonde ninja when the door bursted open to show the Galla fiend, Tenka, charging him. He quickly ducked between Naruto's legs and hoisted the blonde into the air. Naruto chuckled as he softly rubbed Tenka's throat. He also noticed the blood on Tenka's teeth. No doubt Tenka had been busy taking care of Vigoor's military like Naruto had asked of him.

"Who's a good boy Tenka? That's you right?" Naruto asked playfully rubbing Tenka's throat. The fiend's tail wagged left and right and everyone was forgetting the fierce battle that Naruto and the fiend had been through. She calmed her senses and Naruto did so also. The environment turned from hostile to friendly only so fast. Naruto scratched Tenka's scales and rubbed his head.

"See, Tenka's not a monster. He's like you, but he's defied his destiny. I think you want to do the same," Naruto said as he continued to pet Tenka. The Galla fiend showed his appreciation by giving low groans like any fiend would. He rested on the Monastery floor while Naruto hopped off. He sheathed his kodachi and he noticed the small fires still on her body. He quickly took out a canteen of water and with a smirk splashed it in her face, dowsing the fires and making fun of her at the same time. Naruto laughed obnoxiously at her while the fiend blinked. The fires didn't hurt anymore and seeing that smile was...infectious. She just continued to blink away at him and his laughing before he ultimately stopped and held out his hand.

"Come on, don't do this. I promise, I'll find I way to turn you back. They might not be able to do it here, but in my world we've got a lot of things to try and I never go back on my word. That's my nindo, my ninja way!" Naruto exclaimed. She looked down at the offering gesture and blinked again. She slowly, but surely raised her hand. She kept her eyes on Naruto the whole time, but the blonde's smile wouldn't go away.

She was just inches away from the hand of Naruto's before they heard a crash. Naruto widened his eyes and so did she before a large war hammer slammer her in the face sending her into the ground. Naruto and Tenka turned around at the offender getting ready to fight, but they noticed Rachel run up and blew past him as she grabbed her hammer and raised it over the fiend's head. The purple fiend had blood running down her face with one eye closed. Rachel raised her hammer over her head before she looked into her pleading eyes. Rachel wanted to strike, but couldn't. This...this was Alma, her sister, the one she had lost to Doku. She raised it again to try and steel her resolve, but she couldn't and dropped it. Alma narrowed her eyes before she quickly flew into the air. She stopped and turned around to see Naruto's worried face. She flinched from the gaze, but took off running.

"I-I can't do it. I can't kill my sister," Rachel mumbled to herself. She was immediately flashed with a KI that made her wonder if a fiend was nearby. She turned only to see Naruto with his fists balled to much that he could make them bleed. He turned to her and walked up to her before he...slapped her across the face shocking the fiend hunter.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Naruto hissed out bitterly while Rachel placed a hand on her red cheek. She turned to Naruto to see the blonde's most pissed off face.

"I was about to save her. Damn it, didn't you see the look in her eyes? She doesn't want to do this! She wanted the chance to be human again. I heard you, you called her your sister. What sister does that to another sister?" Naruto shouted while Rachel fumed.

"You know nothing. I'm the one who's trying to save her. Save her from her life as a fiend. From doing all of this mess. What would you know?" Rachel asked getting irritated. She really had enough of the young blonde as it was.

"Save her? Save her! You threw that damn thing at her head! That's not saving her. Do you ever think that maybe she wanted to take my hand cause she trusted me. Just a little. So that she could be with her dear sister again!" Naruto shouted. Rachel snarled before turning to Tenka.

"These things aren't pets. They are monsters. Demons sent her by Doku and the Vigoor emperor to kill humans and all life. And you want to work with thing right there! It's an abomination," Rachel exclaimed. Naruto's eyes flashed read. That life he had lived came rushing back to him before he had his mother by his side. He then sighed, breathed easily, and closed his eyes. He huffed and shook his head.

"Look I have two missions here one personal and the other business/personal. I wanted to help Ryu recover his clan's Dark Dragon Blade. I helped him, he's my friend and he helped my village before this. It's the least I can do. My personal mission, upon realizing the truth about Tenka, is to save both humans and innocent fiends from evil fiends and people like you. People who judge about what they look at when in truth they know nothing. They don't try to understand, no they just don't care. I'm not going to argue with you, but I'm saving Alma. Not for you, not for me, but for her. It's just for her. I'm leaving," Naruto said as he turned around. Naruto then smiled and whistled which surprised Rachel as Tenka got up from his resting place and followed him. She then growled and huffed while turning her head away. Rachel never saw Doku as he slammed her in the back of the neck making her go unconscious as he dragged her off, her war hammer still on the ground.

With Ryu

The Dragon Ninja opened a sealed lid from the sewers that he had been in. It was a lot of work. He had been fighting fiends, ninja and other things. He was searching for anyway to find the Dragon Blade faster. He had fought a large wind demon named Paz Zuu, and clone fiends, who were a real pain in the ass to deal with. They could copy his abilities with his Dragon Sword and even with his ninpo attacks. Ryu had to admit that they were really resilient in their endeavors, but he ultimately took them down also. He had destroyed Paz Zuu and after a bit of time figuring out the way through the sewers the Dragon Ninja had emerged just in time.

"I hope Naruto's okay. I will need him eventually," Ryu said to himself before he heard an alarm go off.

WARNING! All Vigoor personnel to the Monastery! All residents are to stay within there houses! Anyone out of their house will be seen as an enemy of the Vigoor Empire! I repeat stay inside your homes!

Ryu's eyes hardened to the news that he had heard before he heard another loud noise. It was headed for the cathedral. Ryu cursed underneath his mask. He knew that he should go check on Naruto, but the blonde seemed sure of himself to Ryu left to go and charge at the gates.

With Pakura and Maki

The two hopped across the treetops at a fast pace feeling the rush of the wind in their hair. It was obvious that they had to keep moving. Still Maki, felt a little lonely. She sighed while Pakura turned to her.

"Well it was expected anyway," she said while Pakura frowned. She patted Maki's head as the two stopped on a tree branch.

"She made her choice Maki. We'll just have to live with it," Pakura said and Maki nodded her head. She leaned against a tree trunk for a bit and Pakura did so. Fu's belongings were gone that morning so the two took it as a sign that she didn't want to join. Oh well, Maki would still be her friend anytime that Fu felt like it, but was just a little sad.

"Dammit, would you guys slow down?!"

Pakura and Maki turned their heads and Maki grinned like mad as Fu dropped behind them. She had a bit of sweat on her face from the constant running that she had been doing. Pakura gave a gentle smile while Maki hugged Fu, more than a little surprised.

"What are you doing here Fu? I thought you left," Maki said and Fu scratched her head.

"Left? No I didn't leave. I went into the basement to go and fill my backpack up with things I might need. When I came back up you two were gone. I thought you guys intentionally left without me," Fu said while Maki glared at Pakura. The Suna jonin coughed in her hand before she held out her other one. Fu glanced at it and looked up.

"Don't think that just because you've joined that you are a good ninja. I'll be tutoring the both of you while we work together. Get ready for some serious training at our next resting point," Pakura said while Fu tilted her head to the side.

"Which is where?" she asked and Pakura smirked. She just loved intimidating her students. It felt...refreshing if she had to give it a word. She never remembered having this much fun being free. Free from Suna and free from their betrayal. Yes, she loved this network. Roaming the world for no real reason and enjoying life while still being paid and being kept busy.

"Otogakure," she said and both could almost pale at that news before they saw Pakura rush off. Maki turned to Fu and the two shared a grin before the two rushed off after Pakura. Yep, two Akatsuki members were going to be pissed off that day.

With Tayuya

Tayuya and Kin were currently leaving they're place of residence to go for Tayuya's fight. Yesterday, Tayuya had told Kin about what happened that day with the Mizukage and the lie that she told him. Kin thought that her friend was insane for doing such a thing and she only chose now to voice her concern on the subject.

"Tayuya, are you sure this is a good idea? If you lose then we're both screwed. I know this might work, but do you really think-,"

"For fuck's sake Kin. Calm down. I know what I'm doing. Hopefully you will still get information as a civilian and I can work from Kiri's internal structure. It's as good of a fucker's plan as I can come up with," Tayuya answered while Kin sighed. She just nodded her head to her friend's words before they came to the back of the Mizukage Mansion. Yagura stood there with his arms folded before he took in Tayuya and her sister, Kin. He noticed that they looked almost alike or didn't seem related. Either their parents had different hair colors when they met, or they were paternal twins. Maybe even surrogate sisters. Yagura didn't really care.

"So where is the fucker I'm supposed to fight?" Tayuya asked while Yagura snapped his fingers. Tayuya watched as she and Kin got a blast of reminiscence from the face of Tayuya's opponent.

"Suiren-san," Kin said while Suiren took a battle stance. She smiled the same, but Tayuya could tell that she was serious. Yagura turned to Tayuya and dropped his arms.

"Suiren is a tokubetsu jonin-level shinobi. If you can last at least 20 minutes against her then I will adhere to your skills and let you join. Anything less and both of you are out of here," Yagura said, his voice making no foolish talk.

"Well alright then. I'll just kick her ass and then I'll be counting on your protection Mizukage," Tayuya said to him. Yagura snorted before he signaled for Suiren to begin. She quickly moved fast and Tayuya was amazed by the speed only to block a swift kick to the face. She felt her body tremble from the force behind the kick. It felt like she got kicked by a light tap from Orochimaru. Which really did hurt if you weren't prepared for it. Tayuya sent a sweep kick to Suiren's feet which got the female to backflip away. Tayuya took a kunai and launched it at Suiren, but it was blocked. Tayuya snorted while Suiren kept up her smile. She did a handsign while Tayuya cursed.

"Suiton: Daisuiryuudan no Jutsu( Water Release: Great Water Dragon Jutsu)," Suiren shouted while a large dragon appeared from behind her. Tayuya growled and kept her stance. She did her own handsigns and slammed the ground.

"Doton: Doryūheki( Earth Release: Earth Encampment Wall)," Tayuya shouted and a stone wall came up between her and the dragon protecting the redhead from the force of the attack. Suiren smirked at the idea before she rushed the wall and scaled up it. She took out a kunai and readied herself for an attack, but to her surprise she saw that Tayuya was gone.

"What? I know she's back here," Suiren thought to herself as she hopped to the ground. She looked left and right and saw nothing. Below? Nothing. Then there is always...up. Suiren looked up to see Tayuya doing another handsign.

"Katon: Hi o Hisan no Jutsu( Fire Release: Scattering Fire Technique)," Tayuya shouted as a large about of fire bullets rained over Suiren. The blonde female gasped and backflipped from them all while Kin gulped. She seemed really worried while Yagura was looking Tayuya over. Mid-chunin easily is what he thought.

Suiren smirked while Tayuya landed on top of the stone wall. She then took out her flute and for some reason Suiren felt that Tayuya would get serious. The curse mark on Tayuya's neck began to spread through her body.

"I'll play you a melody of death," she said with a grin before she slammed the ground.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu," Tayuya shouted out while Suiren saw three large Doki in front of her. She narrowed her eyes while she unsealed a sword.

"Hmmm not bad Tayuya-san," she said while Tayuya spoke.

"Mateki: Genbusō Kyoku( Demon Flute: Illusionary Warriors Manipulating Melody)," Tayuya said as she played her flute. Suiren watched as the Doki s charged her ramming their bodies into the ground in feeble attempts to injure her. Suiren remained swift through the entire thing as she wasn't about to loss to someone ten years younger than her. Suiren backed away from the three summons before she did another handsign.

"Kirigakure no Jutsu," Suiren said before she was swallowed up by the mist. Tayuya tried to ignore it and continued playing. She already had an idea of how she could find the bitch. It wouldn't be that hard, but it would require chakra to do. Something that she was sure that Suiren wouldn't give her the time to do. That case was true as Tayuya blocked a sword strike to her leg with a kunai. She then sent a kick towards Suiren's neck. The female easily blocked it and punched Tayuya in the stomach. Tayuya coughed from the hit as she started to mutter profanities. She and Suiren continued their close taijutsu spar in the mist with their punches and kicks flying everywhere. Tayuya had to keep on her toes for fear of Suiren's punches, which really did hurt.

"Amazing Tayuya-san. For one so young, you are able to match me evenly," Suiren said with a smile. Tayuya snorted as she was sure that there was a mock somewhere, but she didn't focus on it. She just grabbed Suiren's fist and slammed her knee into her stomach getting a cough.

"Then why are you scared to fight me and sticking to this weak ass clones?" Tayuya asked before Suiren vanished in a splash of water.

"Oh where's the fun in that? We still have ten minutes left," Suiren said while Tayuya growled. Suiren's voice was taunting her, but she had to ignore it as she placed her flute to her lips. Her Doki groaned while she spoke.

"Makyo no Ran( Revolt of the Demon World)," Tayuya said as white spirits with fangs came from her Doki. Drool came from their mouth like they were starved. They immediately focused on Suiren's chakra and raced off to eat it alive. Tayuya heard Suiren scream, but she knew better than that. It was a clone and the real Suiren was still hidden. Tayuya waited patiently for Suiren to reveal herself before she heard a chuckle.

"It's over Tayuya-san. Eight vital points are on your body. Throat, Spinal column, Lungs, Liver, Jugular vein, subclavian artery, kidney, and heart. Which would you like me to hit?" Suiren asked in a sweet tone that made Tayuya's blood run cold. The silent killing technique, invented by the Seven Swordsmen of Kiri. This wasn't good. If Tayuya was lucky then she wouldn't die, but she'd be too hurt and she had no way of knowing how to react.

"Mind games? I thought you were above that," Tayuya said while Suiren snickered.

"I'm a ninja Tayuya-san. Mind games are our mark of trade," Suiren spoke while Tayuya sighed.

"Well yours is a waste of time. I've already won," she said with a smirk.

"Is that so?" Suiren asked feeling the audacity of Tayuya's pride from where she was.

"That's right. You're not going to kill...what the-," Tayuya gasped as she looked down. She saw Suiren's sword through her stomach. Suiren grinned for a bit while Tayuya turned her head. She saw Suiren had hit a nonfatal spot in her body. She growled while Suiren smiled.

"It's over. You've lost," she said and Tayuya's hair shadowed her eyes. She chuckled for a little bit and nodded her head.

"Yep and with five minutes to spare, but it's actually the other way around," Tayuya said as she grabbed the sword in her stomach with one hand keeping it there. Suiren tried to bring it free, but Tayuya didn't let her. She just grinned and held up a handsign.

"See ya bitch. KATSU!" Tayuya said as she exploded. The explosion dispelled the mist as Yagura and Kin saw Suiren bounce against the ground. She then slammed into a tree and cursed. Yagura raised an eyebrow while Tayuya came out from atop her stone structure. It appeared that she'd been hiding in the wall the entire time.

"Well it looks like that clone worked," Tayuya said while Suiren coughed. The timer beeped and Yagura stopped it.

"Impressive, despite the mist I saw the entire thing. You really are talented," he said and Tayuya snorted.

"Like there was ever a doubt," she said before Yagura walked up to her. He handed her the Kiri chunin vest and headband.

"You're definitely tokubetsu jonin material, but since I don't know you I will assume for now that you need experience. Report for mission duty tomorrow with your squad and don't be late," he said walking off. Suiren collected herself and dusted the stuff off her body.

"Nice work Tayuya-san. I really lost," Suiren said giving the fourteen year old a handshake before she walked off to go to the hospital for her injured body.

"Well Kin, I did it. You're finally safe from Orochimaru and I have a job where I won't fuckin have to deal with those shits anymore. Nor that fuckin' dress," Tayuya said while Kin snickered.

"Oh I told the boss that you would still be playing and that you agreed. He's got a new one for you tonight. Something to show off that "beautiful flow of red sexy hair" is what he says," Kin responded as she walked off. Tayuya dropped her headband and vest before she balled her fists.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Back in Konoha, Hokage Mansion

"What did you just say?!" Sarutobi asked a jonin who gulped. He rubbed the back of his head fervently while Sarutobi widened his eyes. This couldn't happen. How could it happen now? It would be a political disaster. They had found the criminal who was responsible for it, but he died before even confessing to the crime. They would have to replace him and fast.

"Hokage-dono, what has happened?" Joe asked while Sarutobi leaned back against the chair. He sighed and closed his eyes. This just wasn't going to go well at all. Shiden and Joe glanced at each other from Sarutobi's office.

"The Daimyo was just assassinated,"


KG: Yep, had to go there people. Besides does that guy even have a name? I wouldn't know it. Sheesh, but I...never mind. Forget it. I just don't like that Daimyo for some reason. Sorry maybe it's just a stupid preference of mine, but again had to be done. Also more of Naruto trying to tame fiends. Yep, I'm saving Alma. I like her. She was my favorite boss. I...could see where Rachel comes from about her sister. Plus I didn't think that Alma deserved to die anyway. Now then, on to the Tv show.

Rikku: I'll do your tie KyuubiGoku-kun.

KG: Thank you Rikku-chan

Rachel: Ass.

KG: Alright people, what is this show called?

Crowd: KyuubiGoku's WHEEL OF CHALLENGES!

KG: What the ****?! Did we change it again? Make up your damn minds here people. Is this copyright or isn't it? Damn it all! (Pops cream soda) I swear if you were all going to be like this. No, you know what fuck it. I'm out. I'm done with this. Fuck you guys. If you all can't make of your minds then fuck it!

KG: Now then, what is this show called!

Crowd: (Gulp) KyuubiGoku's LIFE COUNSELING!

KG: And we have our guest Rachel-chan.

Rachel: Hello. Glad to be hear.

Rachel: KG-kun, can I talk about my feelings?

KG: Nope. Yeah, sure. Go for it.

Rachel: I hate this series. I'm the bitch in everything here. I wouldn't do these things. It's not my fault I have freakish strength. Everyone gives me these giant ass weapons that I can lift, but makes it hard for me. I'm not just good with heavy weapons, I'm good with small weapons too.

KG: Riiiiiight.

Rachel: Oh screw I don't care what my creators think. I'm beautiful, I'm smexy and I can use small weapons. (Puts on display with a sword, staff and nunchaku)

KG: Doesn't that count as you doing small weapons this show's period?

Rachel: Don't play smartass with me KyuubiGoku. I mean, everyone here makes fun of my love for Yaoi, but the only reason I watch Yaoi is because if I look at anime these days I have to look a boobs or vaginas all day. I'm like FUCK! I don't wanna see that. It's just not good like it should be! Yaoi's good for the soul.

KG: Straight's better.

Crowd: Ooooooooooh!

Rachel: You know what? You know, screw you. No, Fuck you! Fuck you KG, fuck you the crowd, and fuck all the people of the world. I hate you all. I'M QUITTING AND I'M NOT COMING BACK! ( Slams the door)

KG: Rachel?

Crowd:...

KG: Oh fuck. Be right back people.

(Ten minutes later)

KG: And you'll get Cream Soda and sex for a month.

Rachel: Sex for a month and yaoi.

KG: Whatever.

Rachel: Glad we're on the same page.

KG: Yeah, now then let's see here. KG and Rachel...fight...yadda yadda yadda all this shit. Hmmm? KyuubiGoku and Rachel kick everyone out and do the nasty. OH HELL YEAH!

KG: See you later people. Stay breezy, protect what's important to you, review, and if it's not too much trouble, I would just like a teeny tiny favor from all of you. I would just like you to SEND ME CREAM SODA! Thank you, oh and one more thing. It's nothing major, but it more or less has to do with the note at the top umm, what was it? Oh that's right. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW! Thank you. Bye bye nee.

Naruto: Oh god is it over? I'm sick of this shit. I WANT TO BE MARRIED ALREADY!