KG: What's up people? I'm free as a bird from the school life for the weekend. Hmm let's see what do I have planned...
Naruto: Shouldn't you be focused on updating us?
KG: Well contrary to what you think Naruto I have a life, thank you very much. Besides I do plan on updating you. I maintained my schedule to try and wrap around such a thing.
Naruto: Oh umm okay. So onto more important things. Why do Kyuubi and Nibi get to have sex and I can't?
KG: Who said that?
Naruto: Well I'm still a virgin and I have my own fangirls who would gladly rape me into submission so why am I still not-
KG: Yeah well see the thing with that is that I thought you'd want it done by Samui or Ayane. But I guess I was wrong. Alright fine then, I'll let you do a fangirl if it means that much to you.
Naruto: Hehehe...hehe...he y-you're kidding right?
KG: Ahem, well let's just get started shall we? Ayane and Samui are out shopping so Naruto you will be fine. You're adultery will be covered since they won't be around. Hmm there is this girl called Akiko, she's been a Naruto fangirl since chapter 3 of the story. Nice bust size, nice waist and wanting to carry the child of the "Hella Sexy Kami Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki. She said, and I quote, "I want him to place me in an eternal genjutsu that will have me strapped to a chair, bound and gagged as he-," Hmm it stops there. I wonder what happened. Oh well, yeah she seems good enough.
Naruto: W-Wait I can wait for Samui-chan and Ayane-chan, they are the only ones I want to be intimate with. I promise, I'm really sorry. Please don't!
KG: But you seemed like you really wanted to.
Naruto: NO! Please no!
KG: Hmm I don't know. What do you think readers? He's begging here. Mmm I guess I could have you do it with only Samui and Ayane.
Naruto: I won't speak back anymore. I will calmly wait for any decision that you make.
KG: Very good. See? That was so hard.
Naruto: You're evil.
KG: Don't blame me. Blame your nagging. Well let's begin.
Quote: "Go to the people. Learn from them. Live with them. Start with what they know. Build with what they have. The best of leaders, when the job is done, when the task is accomplished, the people will say we have done it ourselves," by Lao Tzu.
Naruto's chakra surged across the field of battle as the dust picked up from Murai's body slamming into a boulder. Ryu, Alma, and Rachel were all pleasantly surprised by Naruto's simple attack, and while Ryu hid it better, it was more than enough for them all to forget that corny joke that Naruto had said aloud.
Naruto loosened his grip on his sword and took in a fresh breath of air. He felt good, no he felt great. Kyuubi's controlled chakra surging through his body and his Kitetsu in his hands. He would protect Alma, he would protect the fiends, he would help Rachel and Ryu. He would do it all if he had to, but he wouldn't lose. No not like this.
"Well Ryu, are you going to stand there or are you going to help me?" Naruto asked not taking his eyes off the large crater that he had just buried Murai into. Ryu merely walked forward away from the two blonde females and slowly unsheathed his sword. He stood next to Naruto, his spirit unyielding in its fire for vengeance against his former surrogate family. Ryu hardened his emotions and his face and took his own stance next to Naruto.
"Let's get ready," Ryu said and just like that Naruto nodded his head and the two watched as the rock in front of them exploded in dark energy. Murai jumped out into the air and with a shout his demonic energy surged as he landed on the ground.
"Not bad Konoha ninja. That tickled a little, but I don't have the time to play games with you. You two and those two females will be bloodstains on my blade," Murai said like it was fact and he charged at Naruto first, a little payback for that earlier hit. Naruto would've reacted instantly if he hadn't seen Ryu's dragon sword slam into the dark dragon blade. The two sword energies rose into the air and Ryu glared at his uncle.
"You have fallen off the path of the true ninja. You have allowed your soul to be corrupted by the power of the Dark Dragon Blade. The only path for you is death," Ryu asserted while Murai glared at him. He then turned his eyes to see Naruto jump above Ryu's form. He brought the Kitetsu back and growled as he slashed down in an attempt to cut Murai down. The Shadow Ninja Clan leader quickly backflipped away from Naruto and Ryu while the two turned to each other. They nodded and both blurred out in speed. Murai did the same and Alma and Rachel were treated to the sight and sounds of swords clashing left and right. Only streaks of light having anything to look at.
The encounter ended with a cough from Naruto who was kicked by Murai and sent sliding across the plains. He grunted and touched his stomach before he saw Ryu and Murai still clashing. He then noticed Murai open his left hand and dark blue shuriken formed instantly.
"Ryu, watch out!" Naruto shouted as he sent out his hand. He saw a red arm reach out from his Kyuubi cloak and grab Ryu's back. The Dragon Ninja didn't seem surprised and just let himself get grabbed. Naruto pulled him away and it was then that Ryu saw the materialized shadow shuriken nearly cut his face off. Naruto pulled Ryu back to him and with him safe, Naruto flashed through a long set of handsigns before he ultimately ended.
"Fūton: Kaze no Yaiba( Wind Release: Wind Blades Technique)," Naruto shouted and the area was covered in wind swords as they converged on Murai. The enemy shinobi countered as he swung his sword fast cutting through each set of winds blades effortlessly. He felt this was some sort of joke that the two were playing on him. This was almost too easy. Murai turned back to the two and he noticed Naruto in front of Ryu.
"You two are boring me. Tell me this isn't all you can do?" Murai asked and Naruto grinned mischievously. He quickly threw his kodachi into the air making Alma, Rachel and Murai look up. It was only then that he looked down did he notice Naruto had blurred and appeared in front of him. Murai widened his eyes and it seemed like the lightning coursing through Naruto's Kitetsu. The blonde was this close to completing his mission. He wouldn't lose to something like this.
"Gotcha," Naruto said as he swung the long sword at Murai. Much to His annoyance, Murai managed a counter of his sword and it was then that he noticed his mistake and looked out to see Ryu overhead. He had grabbed Naruto's two swords and with accurate precision he slammed them into Murai's shoulders getting a yell of pain from the man before he rolled away. Ryu then through a wire and wrapped the wires together.
"I have it done Naruto," Ryu shouted and Murai turned back to Naruto who was smirking. The blonde tucked in his body quickly swept Murai off his feet with a kick. Murai widened his eyes to being off the earth while Naruto held up his sword. Everyone watched his the Kitetsu pierced his body and Murai landed on top of Naruto. The blonde then held up a handsign and muffled a shout.
"KAI" Naruto shouted as he exploded damaging Murai's back. Ryu glared and he brought his dragon sword back into his hands. Just in time to as he blocked a heavy sword strike from Murai that seemed to make the ground beneath him crack. Ryu glared evenly at the man before he looked to see Naruto still in the crater. The blonde coughed and rose to his feet. He shook his head and looked to see Ryu just deliver an up-kick to Murai's chin sending the man back.
Naruto growled and quickly weaved more handsigns.
"Genjutsu: Kokuangyo no Jutsu( Bringer-of-Darkness Technique)," Naruto shouted and immediately the darkness surrounded Murai as he watched Ryu disappeared. Murai widened his eyes and looked left and right before smiling.
"You are a fool to want to wish to fight in the darkness. You are even more of a fool to think that a ninja doesn't know how to fight with his senses hindered. This will be over soon," Murai said as he closed his eyes. His nose whiffed and his ears twitched to the sounds of moving feet. He turned his head to the left and in a flash of speed he slammed into something. Murai opened his eyes and smirked at Naruto's shocked face. His sword pierced the young blonde's body as it came out the other end. Ryu widened his as did Alma and Rachel. Naruto's cloak dissipated and his body dropped to the ground.
"Hmph, too easy," he said as he picked up Naruto and threw the blonde over to Ryu. Ryu knelt down and Naruto whispered something into his ears.
"Such is the life of shinobi," Naruto said and Ryu just nodded. He turned back to Murai and walked slowly. Ryu blurred out of sight and he slammed his sword into Murai's with much more vigor. Murai chuckled as he watched Alma's blank expression. He figured she was in too much shock over the lose of her master, but that wasn't it at all.
"Naruto-sama, why are you just laying there? You no he missed so why are you acting like he didn't?" Alma wondered. That blood on Murai's sword was previously dried blood from Naruto's encounter with Alma herself. She had wondered just what Naruto was planning.
The blonde opened his eyes and grumbled. He then turned back to see Ryu still doing as Naruto had asked. The blonde smirked at Rachel and Alma before he backed away and held out his hand. He quickly held out his hand and the rasengan began to form. It was a purplish color from the regular blue thanks to Kyuubi's chakra and Naruto turned back to his sword. He then crashed the two together and the rasengan quickly absorbed into the Kitetsu. The Kitetsu glowed brighter and Naruto grinned. One last shot. He added chakra to his feet and shouted.
"Ryu, back up!" Naruto shouted as he blasted from his hiding place, the earth beneath him, crumbled from the speed of his chakra while Ryu and Murai registered his voice.
"What! That's not possible! I stabbed him through the stomach. He should be long dead!" Murai shouted before he looked back at Ryu.
"Konoha's shinobi have really interesting techniques. One such things is what they call a Chi Bunshin. A recent technique that Naruto has mastered. It will be the last that you see," Ryu said as he jumped into the air. Immediately Murai brought his sword into a defensive position as Naruto's sword lunged forward. The Kitetsu and Dark Dragon Blade slammed into each other and a large light flashed in front of everyone. Alma and Rachel covered their eyes while Ryu squinted his own. Murai and Naruto roared in the light while Naruto shouted.
"You thought you killed me?! I will not die! Not until I let the world know of the power of Genjutsu. I will not die until I have saved the fiends from all you corrupt asses. I will NOT die until I become Hokage!" Naruto shouted and Murai widened his eyes as the Dark Dragon Blade was blasted from his hands. Ryu caught it in his hands while the light ended. Everyone noticed Murai standing while Naruto right across from him, his Kitetsu in his hands. The light stopped glowing from the power of the rasengan and settled back to its white lightning nature as a large slash appeared over Murai's body. Murai coughed and fell to the ground, dead.
"Damn right! Nothing can beat me! I ain't scared of no Dark Dragon! I'm Kyuubi fuckin' Yoko dammit! None compare to the awesomeness that is me!" Kyuubi hollered while Nibi just stared at her husband with an amused expression while Naruto allowed the cloak to fall. His featured turned to normal while he sheathed his sword into its holder.
He noticed the Dark Dragon Blade at Ryu's feet and walked over to it. The two looked down at it, but Naruto broke the stare and turned back to Ryu.
"Not going to take it back to the Hayabusa Village?" Naruto asked and Ryu shook his head.
"This needs to be destroyed. Besides, I already have what we need," Ryu said and Naruto noticed the demon statue in front of him. The talisman of the Dark Dragon, to be sealed with Ryu and his clan.
"I see. Well it's not my choice so that's fine," Naruto said and Ryu nodded.
"Naruto, in honor of our first mission together as well as its success I would like it if you helped me destroy this," Ryu said and Naruto smiled. He sighed and nodded.
"You got it man. Despite the shit, it was fun dattebayo," Naruto said and Ryu just stared at him evenly, but his eyes showed amusement of Naruto's words. Ryu tucked his left foot underneath the blade and quickly hurled it into the air. The blade shined in the sun before it came down and as fast as they wanted, Naruto and Ryu slashed the demonic weapon with the Kitetsu and True Dragon Sword. In their eyes, they could see the shiny black metal of the Dark Dragon Blade fall to the ground and vanish.
Naruto and Ryu then finally relaxed and out of the corner of Naruto's eye, he saw Ayane smile with a nod and she quickly raced off into the sunset. Naruto smiled and quickly rejoined with Alma and Rachel. It was only then that Naruto, next to Alma, noticed the way that Rachel and Ryu glanced at each other. The blonde raised an eyebrow and grinned inwardly.
"Whoa, when did this happen? I guess I'm not the only one that's into blondes," Naruto thought as he and Alma watched the reaction with smiles. The fiend hunter and dragon ninja just continued to stare for a bit before Ryu broke the gaze and turned around. Rachel widened her eyes and softened her eyes. Unknown to Naruto, the two had actually had an adventure together while the blonde was doing his own thing.
"Ryu," Rachel said before Ryu stopped. He turned around slightly and sighed.
"It is over," he said before he tossed a glare at Naruto. The blonde nodded his head and everyone noticed Ryu open his arms before he vanished away. Naruto smiled and shook his head lightly. Same old Ryu, too damn shy to say anything.
"Well it looks like I have to go too," Naruto said and the two blondes turned to him. Naruto noticed Alma was the most saddened at this while Naruto collected his kodachi.
"Naruto-sama," Alma said and Naruto chuckled despite himself. He was just a big softy when it came down to it. Naruto walked up to Alma and asked for her hand. Alma held it out and Naruto took out an ink brush. He wrote across it and Alma saw the seal of Naruto's spy network on her hand.
"Whenever you want to talk or just say hello. Contact me with my summons. Also Alma-chan, I would like it if you would keep me updated on this world. It's really fun and I really want to come here again," Naruto said and Alma then brightened up. She nodded and then Naruto took out something else. He handed it to Alma and she took it. It was another seal with some paper.
"This is one made in Konoha. We call it a Communication seal. With it we can listen over long, and I mean long, distances. I won't be far from you if you don't like snakes. Now will you stop making me sad with that face?" Naruto asked and Alma nodded again with a smile on her face while Naruto smiled back at her. He then turned to Rachel who was looking off in the distance and grinned again.
"Also Rachel," Naruto beckoned and Rachel turned around. She saw Naruto's weird smile and the blonde rubbed the back of his head.
"You know, there is a place in...what was it? Ahh Japan. Yeah, there is a place in Japan. A mountain, Mt. Fuji. You should go there with Alma some time. You never know...who might be there if you are willing to look," Naruto coded and Rachel widened her eyes. Naruto and Alma saw the pink tint across her face and he noticed a warm smile on her face as she nodded.
Naruto seeing that this was no longer anymore of his business he then turned back to look at Alma and Rachel one more time and waved. The hanyou-fiend woman and fiend hunter waved goodbye to him and Naruto flashed through some handsigns and vanished in a fire and lightning shunshin leaving the two there. Alma and Rachel turned to each other and Rachel smiled.
"Well if you're going to be fiend hunting with me then you're going to need some new clothes," Rachel said and Alma eyed her sister's attire.
"Like yours?" she asked and Alma regretted it as Rachel's smile widened. She just grabbed her sister and the two walked away in smiles.
"Thank you Naruto-sama. Thank you for this one chance to be better. Thank you for reuniting me and my sister. Thank you...for bringing me home," Alma said in her thoughts before the sisters disappeared as well.
With Naruto, one week later
Everyone was gathered around as Naruto told the story of his mission. He had told it all while Ryu folded his arms. Momiji, who had returned with the children, just a few days ago listened to the story intently while Kasumi widened her eyes and so did Hayate. It seemed that when Naruto finished Kasumi decided to speak.
"You and Ayane kissed?" Kasumi asked while Ayane grumbled with a blush. Naruto smiled with a nod while Hayate shook his head. Ryu did the same and some of the kids 'awww-ed' at hearing that.
"I had my guard down. That was all, nothing more nothing less," Ayane countered trying to not get anymore embarrassed and for Naruto that was really cute.
"Aww don't act like you didn't do anything Ayane-chan. Don't think I didn't feel you shudder at one point," Naruto said and everyone glanced at Ayane who growled. She then smacked Naruto over the head while the blonde chuckled. Ayane left the room while Naruto picked up his bag.
"So that it right? Konoha was able to relocate the portal and now Samui-chan controls it?" Naruto asked and Hayate nodded his head. Naruto smiled at the thought of Samui, it felt like such a long time since he had seen his fiancee.
"Well Naruto-san, you are always welcome to the Mugen Tenshin Clan as well as the Hayabusa village. We owe you a lot," Hayate told him and Naruto just waved it off.
"You helped my village and I would help yours. We're friends after all," Naruto said and while some of the kids were sad to see the mysterious blonde leave, over the week they had gotten attached to him, especially Sanji. The boy really reminded Naruto of Konohamaru. He was sure that the two would be good friends if they met.
"Yes, we're all friends, but it is still nice to have another friends help. Oh, we'll also be attending the wedding of yours. Apparently that's what Hayate and I had to relay to Tou-sama. Something about fostering better relations between the areas," Kasumi said while Naruto raised an eyebrow.
"You guys know I'm engaged yet you're not trying to beat me within an inch of my life for Ayane-chan?" Naruto asked confused while Kasumi just smiled.
"Ayane is old enough, and stubborn enough, to make her own decisions. Also so long as you and she know what you're getting into then we have nothing to say. Besides, it not unordinary for men to have more than one wife," Kasumi said dropping a hint that Naruto did catch. He just smiled and nodded.
"Well I had better get going. Hopefully I'll be able to come here again," Naruto said and he opened a sliding door to the outside.
"Bye bye Naruto-niichan!" kids shouted and Naruto waved goodbye. Hayate and Kasumi waved goodbye to him as well as Ryu before Naruto stopped.
"Oh hey wait a minute. Momiji-chan, can you do something for me?" Naruto asked and Momiji raised an eyebrow as did everyone else.
Hayabusa Shrine
Everyone watched as Momiji danced around in a light-blue kimono. On a pedestal was Naruto's newly owned Kitetsu shimmering with its shiny metal around the candle lights. He still had to get a cleansing ceremony which were Nibi's instructions. Momiji grabbed Naruto's sword and swung it around for a bit before she gently placed it inside a pool of spiritual water. The sword glowed brightly and rested inside the waters for a bit. It stayed that way for about ten minutes before Momiji took a large necklace and a took the ruby from the hilt of the Kitetsu. She dropped it in the fire of a statue's mouth while everyone stayed silent. The fire turned blue and Momiji reached her hand inside. The ruby now had a few shades of orange stripes added to it and she attacked it to a necklace just like the Dragon's Eye for Ryu. She then grabbed the Kitetsu and held it before Naruto along with his ruby-holding necklace.
"Done for you Naruto-san. Your blade will be just fine from now on," Momiji stated and Naruto picked up the sword and then the Ruby. He smiled with a nod and sheathed his sword. The Bijuu's Eye was this ruby. Fitting for the Blade of the Bijuu after all.
"Thank you Momiji-chan. I'll keep this safe," Naruto said and one more time he waved goodbye to the others and walked along the trail in front of him. He hit the dirt road before he stopped again.
"I would like you to come too," Naruto said and Ayane dropped down.
"I will. I wouldn't miss it," she said and Naruto smiled with a nod. He quickly grabbed Ayane and kissed her again to her surprise. The kunoichi and Konoha shinobi settled into each other's embrace and Ayane shuddered as Naruto knew she would. Her arms rested on Naruto's shoulders and Naruto's hands rested on her waist. Ayane pushed her tongue into Naruto's mouth and the blonde didn't resist it, but welcomed it. It couldn't last long so Ayane parted and Naruto did so as well.
"What will you tell her?" Ayane asked and Naruto smiled.
"She already knows," Naruto said and Ayane widened her eyes before Naruto walked away. He hiked up the trail and looked back at the forest. He had quite a lot of fun there. No doubt it would be good to come here again. Feel Ayane's world, fight alongside Ryu, Hayate and Kasumi again. He just felt that it was so much fun to be here and he wasn't returning empty-handed. That Samurai armor that he had would fetch a hefty sum and so would some other things as well. Maybe he could sell them to Tenten's family and maybe he could tell Tenten about Muramasa. She'd have a fuckin' fit.
"Well time to go. Let's go Kitetsu, my blade," Naruto said as he passed through the portal. The light consumed him and his entire body.
Konohagakure
Construction was the norm as people continued to work around the portal that had popped up behind the Hokage Stone Faces. Sarutobi had called for people to build the building in a hurry so that there wouldn't be any interruptions or happenings without him knowing it. That was what they were doing before, the portal cackled. People widened their eyes and backed away in fear of the mystic object before they all noticed a mop of blonde hair drop to the ground.
Naruto stepped out of the portal and smiled at his village.
"It's good to be back," Naruto said before he looked at the many shocked faces of the people in front of him. He raised an eyebrow and cocked his to the side. They just seemed to be starting at him up and down in shock before Naruto rolled his eyes and shunshined away. People stopped their beating hearts and sighed in relief. Things were going to be that much more troublesome if the Ice Fox was back in Konoha, but a few people would learn to like it.
Hokage Mansion
Naruto knocked on the door and smiled when he heard the words.
"Come in," Sarutobi said and Naruto opened the door. He noticed Joe, Shiden and Kureha in the room and Naruto surprised everyone when he came through the door with a thumbs up.
"Mission accomplished Jiji," Naruto said and Sarutobi smiled. He was happy to see the young blonde chunin back in his village again. It really warmed his heart while Joe stood to his feet.
"The Dark Dragon Blade?" he asked and Naruto nodded. The blonde was more than happy to share this little tidbit of information with Joe Hayabusa and Naruto proudly gave a thumbs up with a glimmering smile.
"Destroyed by Ryu and myself. Also it turned out that Murai of the Shadow Ninja Clan was the reason for it being stolen in the first place," Naruto answered and Joe narrowed his eyes. He sighed with a nod and sat down while everyone heard Naruto file his report to his village leader. Once that was done, Naruto turned to Kureha and gave her the necklace.
"Ryu says, thank you for looking out for him," Naruto said and Kureha smiled with a nod as she wrapped the necklace around her body.
"Nice work chunin Naruto. You have completed your very first A-rank mission. You've done well. Go home and rest for the week. Your team is back as well. So rest up from the long time," Sarutobi said and Naruto nodded. He wasn't sure, but something sounded...hesitant in his Jiji's words, but he would have to think about it latter.
"Thank you Jiji. Oh is there any chance that you can give me a Doton style user? Just for thirty minutes," Naruto said and Sarutobi raised an eyebrow. He wondered what Naruto could want, but he just nodded and in minutes a chunin by the name, Nanasaki, appeared next to him. Naruto and Nanasaki left the room and Sarutobi turned to Joe and Shiden.
"Well?" Sarutobi asked and Joe nodded indefinitely.
"The boy is among the various talents that I have seen of this village. At his age to be doing such things impresses me. I had a spar with the one named, Kakashi Hatake, and it was drawn to a stalemate only because we were causing too much attention. If we had kept going I'm sure that he would win if because he lasts much longer. With your permission I would like to enroll the children in your academy," Joe said and Sarutobi nodded before turning to Shiden.
"I am too convinced. An alliance with you will benefit us all. I would like to request the same thing of you," Shiden spoke and Sarutobi nodded his head again.
"Konoha will welcome them with open arms. I trust that if Konoha comes to your world that we will be welcomed?" Hiruzen asked and, getting to their feet, Joe and Shiden nodded their heads before they followed Kureha out of the room to go home. That was the only reason that they stayed, to hear the result of the mission and whether this was a good idea or not. Apparently it was and they wouldn't have any regrets about it.
With Naruto
Naruto and Nanasaki quickly arrived towards the Namikaze compound. Naruto took out his keys and opened the door. He sighed in random relief before he unhooked his jacket and placed it in the closet. He then watched as Mikata unfurled from his waist and slithered to the ground.
"So what are you going to do?" Naruto asked and Mikata smiled before she slithered up the stairs towards the bedroom to curl up her body and sleep the day away since nothing else would be going on. Naruto shook his head left and right before sighing. He then turned to see Nanasaki waiting patiently for him before the blonde opened the back door to the porch.
"So what do you require of me?" Nanasaki asked and Naruto grinned while he looked at the open forest full of trees. She didn't really have much going on, but Nanasaki wanted to relax from a day of observing in the Konoha towers and she didn't want to be disturbed.
"Yeah sorry about that. I'll make this quick. Can you summon up a large oval stone wall? Large enough to be like a...preserve?" Naruto asked and Nanasaki raised an eyebrow.
"How much land do you own?" she asked cracking her knuckles while Naruto responded.
"About 700 acres of land. Just past the village. I'd like a nice wall around it if that's not too much," Naruto said while Nanasaki snorted.
"Please this is nothing. I hope," She said keeping that last part to herself. Naruto watched Nanasaki flashed through a load of handsigns before she slammed the ground.
"Doton: Motarasu Seiiki no Jutsu( Earth Release: Bringing about the Sanctuary Technique)," Nanasaki shouted as Naruto felt the wave of chakra flow into the ground. He saw a large landmass away from the house rise up and quickly circle around the entire place with only the house being the true means of escape. Since it was Naruto's land, he could do what he wanted with it and not even the Hokage could stop him. Naruto smiled and seemed satisfied with that. He could see a few streams, animals and other things might've been spooked by the sudden jutsu, but they were fine. A good food source and a nice place to rest out in the sun. Naruto nodded and ran along the ledges. They were too far for him to go fully, but that was fine. A large waterfall for water, a nice place of shade and appropriate sunlight. Tons of food to never go hungry and enough foliage that even fire wouldn't be able to alert or endanger the village. Naruto nodded to himself again and jumped to the ground.
"Thank you very much for your help. That was all I wanted," Naruto said and Nanasaki raised an eyebrow. That was it?
"Yeah well you're welcome. See ya," Nanasaki said as she quickly left the area in a shunshin looking to return to her bed and sleep. Even if the sun was still out. She had better things to do than worry about her fellow chunin from another squad.
Feeling that her chakra was gone and no one was around, Naruto grinned as he quickly bit his thumb and slammed the ground.
"Time to get you two. Kuchiyose no Jutsu," Naruto shouted as a seal appeared on the ground. A large poof came in front of him and Naruto smiled as Tenka and Mikomi appeared in front of him. The two had been hiding in Vigoor that past week until Naruto would summon them to their new home.
"Sorry for the long wait. I hope you like your home," Naruto said and the two fiends turned around. They glanced at the inside of the forest that Naruto made for them. Tenka growled lowly and pressed his face to Naruto's while the blonde smiled. He gently patted Tenka's head and the Galla fiend turned his head to Mikomi. She looked over the place and then turned back to Naruto. She quickly gave the blonde a lick on the cheek and Naruto watched as Tenka and Mikomi, in excitement he assumed, ran into the forest made for them and quickly disappeared with only a small roar from them to indicate their presence. Naruto chuckled before he heard the door slid open. The blonde turned around and the sight made him smile as he saw Samui in her regular clothes.
"Nice to see you again Samui-chan," Naruto said walking up to her. Samui walked down from the porch and lessened the distance between herself and Naruto before she grabbed his collar and pressed her lips to his own. Naruto widened his eyes to the initial contact before he closed his eyes. The two blondes sighed in the comfort of the other before parting.
"You were gone for quite a while," Samui said and Naruto chuckled with a nod of apology. Samui casted her gaze to the large stone structure behind Naruto.
"And what is this?" she asked and Naruto turned around.
"A project if you will," Naruto said and Samui glanced at him. She only saw Naruto's reassuring smile and just left it at that. Besides, she would get it out of him sooner or later.
"I see, so now that you are back. What are you going to do?" Samui asked and Naruto grinned.
"It's what are we going to do Samui-chan. I want to see everyone. Wanna walk with me?" Naruto asked and Samui shrugged her shoulders while they went inside. It didn't take Naruto very long to get changed before they walked out of the house.
Naruto and Samui entered the Uchiha district and both noticed Mikoto instructing Sasuke before they took notice of their guests.
"Hey Teme, it seems you've been working hard," Naruto said and Sasuke turned around. He noticed Naruto and snorted while Mikoto offered Sasuke a break and a small smile to Naruto before going inside.
'So how was life on the other side idiot?" Sasuke asked and Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh you know, same old shit. Just beat a few people. A few demons. Collected a few weapons, nothing major," Naruto said and Sasuke raised an eyebrow to those words. The blonde was boasting somewhere in his words, but Sasuke wasn't sure.
"Well I'm so damn glad for you. We had a good time here to if you didn't know it. Also...I met Itachi," Sasuke said and Naruto's eyebrow twitched. He glared and slowly nodded while Samui looked between the two shinobi. Both were silent until Naruto broke that silence.
"I see. So what did he want?" Naruto asked and Sasuke snorted.
"Hell if I know. I just know that he might've been looking for you. Good as hell that you were gone," Sasuke answered and Naruto narrowed his eyes. He'd definitely look into that later when he had the time.
"Well you didn't get your ass kicked I bet which is why you're not a mess in the hospital," Naruto said and Sasuke grew a tick mark on his head.
"I'm no damn amateur idiot. I can handle myself. Hmph now if you don't mind I have...dance practice," Sasuke shuddered and Naruto widened his eyes.
"For what?" Naruto asked and Sasuke's response was to almost jab him in the shoulder. Naruto easily dodged it with a smile while Sasuke growled.
"Your damn wedding ass. It's going to be the worst time of my life," Sasuke said going into the house while Naruto snickered. Samui just shook her head before they decided to leave the two alone.
Deciding to go to something else, Naruto quickly ran across the streets with a mad grin across his face with Samui following him. The blonde said hey to many of his friends before he came up to his mother's door. Naruto knocked on it before he heard the door unlock.
"Hey Kaa-chan!" Naruto said crashing into Kurenai's body. The Genjutsu Mistress widened her eyes to the initial contact before she took a good look at her son and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"You've been away Naruto. I was getting worried about you. How is my son doing?" Kurenai asked and Naruto nodded.
"I managed to add another five genjutsu tricks to my abilities. I even came back with a fair amount of ninjutsu. You're going to see how wicked strong I've gotten," Naruto said and Kurenai nodded with a smile. Samui just smiled as well while the three continued to talk for a little while.
"So this Tsunade-lady is back along with her apprentice Shizune and...they are also attending our wedding?" Naruto asked and Kurenai nodded with a short smile.
"Apparently Tsunade-sama learned about you being Minato and Kushina's son and she had practically stormed into the Mansion and threatened Sarutobi-sama to invite her which he did. She had left a few days ago to grab some things. She said that she would be moving back into Konoha only for you. When Sarutobi asked if she would become the Hokage then she responded that he'd have a better chance of her having sex with Jiraiya. Which was basically a no," Kurenai said and Naruto nodded. He really wouldn't mind meeting this woman. She sounded fairly decent to him anyway.
"I see. Well Samui-chan told me some things, but what's been going on here?" Naruto asked and Kurenai sighed.
"Well recently Suna has been trying to find another Kazekage, but with no luck. They are also searching for a missing-nin by the name of Maki. Also, Kiri seems to be rearing for a civil war," Kurenai spoke and Naruto shuddered. He figured his network was overtime trying to handle everything. He had heard from Tayuya about her position in Yagura's forces. She was one the shinobi side while Kin was on the civilian side. They had told Naruto some things and it made him concerned for them.
"I see," Naruto said as his clothes shifted. No one seemed to notice before his thoughts were broken. He didn't plan on staying long, just a quick hello. He and Samui got up and left after spending some time with Kurenai.
The two blondes quickly returned home since it was getting late and Naruto leaned against the couch. Samui leaned across his chest while Naruto gently patted her head.
"What are you thinking?" Samui asked and Naruto glared up at the ceiling.
"That my network is going to be in trouble soon. I don't know what to think Samui-chan," Naruto said and Samui glared up at him. She just sighed and stood up.
"I'll make us some dinner. In the mood for anything?" she asked and Naruto turned to her. He hadn't eaten all day and he wanted to make a stop at Teuchi and Ayame's place, but that wasn't happening today. He just grinned and shook his head.
"Anything you make is good with me Samui-chan," Naruto said and Samui just nodded while Naruto took up a notepad. A pad that said 'Vows'. He grinned and turned to Samui who was preparing to cook.
"Marriage huh?" Naruto thought to himself before he started to write on the pad.
One month later
People could be seen walking towards a large building. Not really a cathedral like the one Naruto had seen, but quite a gathering nonetheless. They were all dressed in fancy clothing and kimonos. A few political figures had come as well. A lot of Konoha and Kumo shinobi and civilians were coming as well. Why? Well it was the start of Mr. and Mrs Yuhi-Uzumaki. Even the members of the Hayabusa Village and Mugen Tenshin Clan were coming. Shiden wore some formal robes as did Joe. Kureha, Momiji, Kasumi and Ayane wore formal female kimonos each with their own specific designs. Ryu and Hayate wore the male version just like their fathers.
Much to Sarutobi's chagrin, Danzo, Homura, and Koharu were there as well only to see the idiocy of the 'demon spawn' marrying a female who would, undoubtedly, mother great Uchiha children. Well that's what Koharu and Homura thought. Danzo on the one had was looking to see if he could just talk with Naruto during the recession.
"Glad you could make it Joe-san, Shiden-san," Sarutobi said and the two bowed before the three started to make idle conversation. Meanwhile everyone else was seated down and Ayane took the time to look over the place.
"If you fidget anymore then your kimono is going to come undone," Kasumi said sincerely while Ayane grumbled. Yeah, she was here, but she didn't really like it either way.
"I know that. Still I feel constricted in this is all," Ayane said sighing while Ryu and Hayate just continued to wait out the long people coming in.
Among Samui's guests from her village were Karui, Omoi and Atsui. Yugito, Mabui, Bee, C, Darui and A were there as well and Samui wouldn't have it any other way. Well C was probably the most pissed off for Samui even marrying a Konoha "dog", but he very well couldn't say that. For the occasion, Samui had taken Yugito's last name since neither she nor Atsui knew their parents. She had also asked Darui to give her away to Naruto to which the white-haired dark-skinned jonin nodded that he would. Everyone had been in formal attire, but Karui was the only one probably raging about it.
"I don't like it dammit," she said growling underneath her breath. Omoi rolled his eyes with his standard lollipop in his mouth.
"Whoever sis marries then he'd better have a hot soul. He's got to," Atsui said grinning and the older adults just remained quiet. Well, mostly.
"Oh this is nice. The famous binding of da' two souls is gonna be so tight. Yeah!" Bee said before A ordered him to be quiet.
Naruto's guests were the most probably. All the jonin sensei were showing up along with their kids. For some reason Sakura was allowed to come, maybe because of her mother being on the council or that shit. Honestly she didn't want to come, the only reason she did was so that she could dance with her 'Sasuke-kun'. Shikamaru and Shikaku yawned in their own kimonos while Yoshino snapped them up and straight. Hinata, Hiashi, Neji and Hanabi were together watching as well with the first feeling just a little bit sad about this. Shino and Shibi had arrived as well along with Chouza and Chouji, Inoichi and Ino, Tsume and Kiba and Hana. Sasuke and Mikoto arrived together making Sakura squeal slightly from his attire. Sasuke had on a suited kimono that went down to his legs. He just snorted at the squeal and sat next to Shikamaru. Tenten, her mother, Ayaku, and father, Toura, were in the crowd of people with Lee being next to Gai.
Kurenai, Asuma, Kakashi, Anko, Ibiki and a few others arrived as well. They sat down in the front rows of seats. Anko could honestly say that her little brother and her step-sister better stay married or she'd kill them both. Kakashi sucked at dancing and Anko wouldn't be going through that shit ever again, at least not with him.
"So how long until they arrive?" Anko asked while Kurenai shrugged her shoulders. She couldn't believe that she had mothered the man getting married at that time. Hell, Kurenai could even see Tsunade and Shizune waiting impatiently. Also if one looked up then they could even see Jiraiya looking through a window with a smile on his face.
"Don't know, but I know that the dude's got to be a wreck. Marriage is scary," Asuma stated getting a few laughs from everyone.
"So Sasuke are you going to get married soon? I want grandchildren," Mikoto said and Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. He didn't even want to think about that at the moment. He still had his brother to deal with, but seeing Naruto and Samui then he had thought about some things.
"Kaa-san!" Sasuke grumbled in a blush of embarrassment. Mikoto and Yoshino chuckled and continued to talk together about kids.
"So troublesome/bothersome," Shikamaru and Shikaku said at nearly the same time. They slumped in their seats before Yoshino straightened them up again.
"So tell me Ryu, how is your friend?" Hayate asked with a smirk and Ryu's eyebrow twitched. Yeah, It seems that in that last month Rachel and Alma had decided to..visit Japan and coincidentally walk up Mt. Fuji in a hike and somehow find the Hayabusa village and they claimed to know Ryu so they were allowed to enter, after being searched. When Ryu had seen Rachel...awkward was the complete word for it.
"She's just an acquaintance Hayate," Ryu said folding his arms and ruffling his kimono slightly. Ryu snickered and so did Kasumi and Momiji. Ryu hadn't ran away from her, but when he asked why she had come and how she found his village she just hinted saying 'Kitetsu-boy coded it to me'. Ryu would so get Naruto bak for it. It wouldn't be today, it wouldn't be tomorrow, but it would be sometime.
"Acquaintance...riiiight," Ayane droned to herself getting another snicker from Kasumi. Multiple people were talking to each other in the main room, but elsewhere.
With Samui
The blonde female sighed as her, not overbearing, makeup was applied to her face. Not that she ever needed it. Samui never cared for her appearance except as a shinobi or her body's health. Well that wasn't entirely true as Samui had wanted to look nice for Naruto something that she found out about herself ever since their first date those months ago.
"Samui-san please hold still," a woman said and Samui just kept herself closed allowing for this...this..mistreatment to continue. Samui also wore a long black kimono that hugged her body. It was made of a fine textile silk with blue flowers being able to be seen in it. Because of her short hair, the headpiece had to be designed, but Samui didn't want it. Something about not liking hats or that thing.
"Weddings...aren't cool," Samui thought to herself. The kimono dropped to the floor. Its sleeves were just at the edge of her hand with only her fingers being able to be shown. Her fingernails were colored white with a small flower design on them. Samui had her sandals placed on her feet by the artisans while she sighed.
"I wonder if Naruto is going through the same thing. More than likely he's complaining," Samui thought to herself while her light-blue eyes closed while she was continuing to be worked over.
"We are ready for you Samui Nii," someone said and Samui opened her eyes and sighed while she stood to her feet. She walked out of the door and she only heard a gasp that had her open her eyes to seeing Darui looking at her.
The right-hand to the Raikage just smiled and held out his arm which Samui took.
"That Uzumaki is a lucky guy," he said and Samui just stared at Darui for a bit before they walked out.
With Naruto
Samui was never more right as Naruto fidgeted while men continued to shape and tuck his kimono. The blonde nearly growled and wondered if anyone would mind if he killed them all, but withheld it, for now anyway.
Naruto had on black kimono as well, only difference from Samui's was that it had small foxes running around it which strangely no one was able to point it to Kyuubi, but Naruto was more than glad for her. He just sighed inwardly with his arms outstretched before heard someone speak.
"Oh Kyuubi-kun how long has it been since this happened?" Nibi asked in the mindscape house grinning at the Tv in front of her seeing what Naruto was looking it which was a mirror showing what the blond was wearing. Kyuubi was grinning looking at the Tv, not a grin like Nibi's. No, it was one of pure happiness. No not happy for the kit being married, happy that Naruto would soon go through the hell that married life had to offer. It was a bitch when it had to be. Oh Kyuubi remembered that time. Sometimes he wished he could forget it.
"1200 years, 3 months, 4 weeks, 2 days, 1 hour, 34 minutes, 45 seconds and 12 nanoseconds...and counting," Kyuubi responded jokingly while Nibi pouted at her husband. She then proceeded to sit in Kyuubi's lap while smiling.
"Don't you remember that kimono that I wore?" Nibi asked and Kyuubi sighed. Yeah he remembered it all. He remembered himself tearing it off her body the second that they got home and screwing his wife into submission for at least three days endlessly. What? He was a demon, don't judge him!
"I think I tore that didn't I?" Kyuubi asked getting a boner at the thought, one that Nibi noticed. She purred before rubbing her soft hands on Kyuubi's face.
"I'm glad you remembered. You'll be doing it tonight understood?" Nibi asked and Kyuubi grinned with an obedient nod of his head.
"Why wait? We should do it now!"
"Not while you're in my mind you don't! You are not screwing each other in my head. At least until I mentally block you out. So you'd better keep yourself in check fox!" Naruto said in his thoughts and Kyuubi snorted while he leaned his elbow on the arm of the chair.
"Spoilsport. Can't a demon just screw his mate senselessly without getting the nagging of his jailer? Sheesh," Kyuubi thought to himself while Naruto sighed. He then got a pat on his back and turned to see the men giving him a thumbs up that he was all good. Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes. His heart was pounding right now. He couldn't believe this was happening right now. He'd gladly face Murai again just to not be here, but he was here and dammit he would stay. Besides he honestly couldn't wait to see Samui arrive in her dress. He longed to see it.
"Ahem, Yuhi-Uzumaki-san we're ready for you. Please come," an attendant said and Naruto sighed outwardly and nodded. A shout of encouragement came from Nibi while Kyuubi just wished the brat luck and Naruto stood to his feet and walked out of the door. He looked up and out of a window.
"Tou-san...Kaa-san, wish me luck," Naruto said with a smile and he shivered as he felt two pushes to his body. Naruto turned around and was sure that he saw a man with blonde hair like his hugging a woman with red hair. Did he imagine it?
Main Room
(Song: We Both Deserve Each Other's Love by Jeffery Osborne)
"Ahem, I am glad that you could all come to this ceremony. I, as you all know, am the Sandaime Hokage of Konoha, Hiruzen Sarutobi and will be bringing these two souls together. I will also be dictating this wedding ceremony. We will first see Konoha's Ice Fox, son of the Genjutsu Mistress Kurenai Yuhi, Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki," Sarutobi called out and people heard the doors behind them open as Naruto came through the door with his kimono quickly tightened. Cheers erupted from people, but Naruto could see a few sneers in the crowd. People never change at all. He then turned to his mother who smiled along with his surrogate sister who gave him a thumbs up. Even his uncle, Ibiki, was smiling at the scene.
"Hmph Samui could do better," C said silently even though a few people caught him. No one said anything, but Yugito jabbed him in the ribs getting a wince out of him. She just smiled and clapped for the younger blonde in front of her. Kurenai just smiled in her seat along with other people. Sasuke and Shikamaru snorted, but the former could at least smile for his best friend, not that he would tell people that.
Ayane just folded her legs underneath her kimono and she and Naruto spared a passing glance. She noticed Naruto's smile and a part of her twitched from those blue eyes of his. She just didn't know how to handle such a thing.
Naruto arrived to the front greeting his old man and Hokage. Sarutobi then cleared his throat and spoke.
"As well as Kumo's Young Lightning, sister of Yugito Nii and Atsui Nii. We have Samui Nii from Kumo," Sarutobi said and the doors opened. Naruto couldn't resist it anymore and he turned his head almost faster than the others. He widened his eyes and gulped while some people gasped outright.
Samui came into the room with one of her arms over Darui's as he guided her down the walkway. Samui had noticed Naruto's eyes. They...couldn't leave her face. She was just so lovely and beautiful. That white-creamy skin and the light shade of lipstick to her lips that he had kissed before.
Samui kept her eyes forward for a bit, but she couldn't glanced towards someone and that person happened to be Ayane. The two kunoichi glanced at each other and it seems that they were having an inward conversation, one that was just between them. Samui gave an unnoticeable nod and so did Ayane.
Samui stood before Naruto with a lot of Kumo shinobi cheering for her while the Raikage just smiled while folding his large muscles across his chest.
"So that's Minato and Kushina's kid huh?" Tsunade said to herself. Shizune did the same before she whimpered making Tsunade turn to her.
"Shizune, you are not about to-," Tsunade trailed off while Shizune shivered.
"I-It's not my fault Tsunade-sama. You know how I get during weddings," Shizune countered while Tsunade sighed. She just nodded with a roll of her eyes and her long legs crossed. She hadn't been planning to stay in Konoha long, but it...called her and while Tsunade would've ignored it in favor of gambling and drinking this call was so strong that it demanded she come. She never was sure why, but she was here and that's what counted.
Darui watched the two blondes look at each other and sigh before he backed away allowing the proceeds to continue. Sarutobi nodded his head and looked at the two blondes before clearing his throat.
"We will now exchange vows. The groom shall go first," he said and Naruto stiffened. He turned to face Samui and they both noticed that Kurenai, Ibiki, and Anko, carrying Mikata, stood to their feet while Yugito, Atsui and Darui faced them. They all faced each other while Naruto spoke.
"Samui, I shouldn't be here. No, not here, not with you and not have the life I have. I was hated for something beyond my control. It was only because of my mother, Kurenai Yuhi, that I am here. She has trained me in the genjutsu arts as well as the shinobi arts and taijutsu. Working hard with her, my sister and my uncle, I excelled at the Academy. It's how I became the Rookie of the Year, it's also how I met the most beautiful woman in my life. Her blonde hair, her light blue eyes, her beautiful face and her amazing tenacity. I know what it's like to have had nothing so I want you to trust me that I will never take you for granted. I...love you Samui Nii. I hope you're with me until the end of our lives," Naruto said and Samui shuddered. No words like that had ever been said to her. Samui looked down at the ground and contemplated something before Sarutobi cleared his throat.
"And now the bride," he said and Samui nodded to herself. Naruto deserved one, a real one. A true one, the best one she could muster. Samui gazed at Naruto and smiled. She blue eyes lost most of their coldness and she really tried her best smile to her soon-to-be husband. Samui cleared her throat and spoke.
"Naruto, I'm not good at warm things like you just said. I haven't had such things said to me before and I find them lovely. I grew up without knowing my parents like you, and I still don't know them, but I feel that because I worked hard that I have another family. My brother Atsui, my sister Yugito and my surrogate father Darui. I loved them all and it's because of them that I met you as well as this treaty. I don't care about the Kumo-Konoha treaty. Raikage-sama gave me the option to refuse, but I didn't, even now I wouldn't refuse it. It's because I have met a very serious man willing to take on any and all challenges around him as well as continue to be cool in what he does. I've learned a lot from you. I can honestly say it all with pride right now, without doubt, without hesitation. I love you Naruto Uzumaki. I wish to stay with you for the rest of our lives," Samui spoke finishing her vows and people smiled at the warmness in the air. Jiraiya chuckled on top of the roof as he had heard everything while he basked in the warm sun. This was a good day.
"Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki, do you take Samui Nii as your legally-bound and lawfully-wedded wife?" Sarutobi asked and Naruto grinned outright while he took Samui's creamy hands and kissed them gently.
"Of course I do. There was never a doubt dattebayo," Naruto said and Sarutobi nodded.
"Samui Nii, do you take Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki, as your legally-bound and lawfully-wedded husband?" Sarutobi asked and Samui closed her eyes. She brought up a hand up and gently caressed Naruto's left cheek.
"It's cool that I say I do," Samui spoke and Sarutobi nodded his head.
"Hey Sasuke, are you okay man?" Shikamaru asked the brunette Uchiha who was shivering slightly. Mikoto glanced at her son and only she could see the small water drop on Sasuke's kimono.
"S-Shut up lazy ass. I'm fine dammit," Sasuke said and Shikamaru just muttered 'troublesome' before he turned to see Shikaku lightly snoring. He sighed at his old man as he knew it would get it later. Ino clutched her kimono at "her Naruto-kun" being stolen by another blonde, but she would have to put up with it. Hanabi and Neji didn't say anything and neither did Hiashi. Hinata was probably the most silent and unmoving of them all though.
"Most youthful," Lee spoke next to Gai and the two brought each other into a manly hug, or not, depending on people's shuddering.
"Minato-sensei, are you proud?" Kakashi asked at nothing in particular.
"Man Naruto's so damn lucky. I'm so gonna get a babe like that!" Kiba vowed making Tsume and Hana laugh at him, but both could see why he would say that.
"How are you holding up?" Kasumi asked Ayane who was just looking without a simple care in the world. She had her "talk" with Samui already so there was no need to try to snap anything with her hands, yet.
"I'm fine. Just leave me alone," Ayane said sort of bitterly, but everyone could guess why.
People stood next to Sarutobi while they poured sake into some small dishes, Tsunade's favorite part of weddings and receptions. Naruto and Samui took their cups and held them in their hands, but before they could drink both turned to see the members of their "families" bow to each other.
"I am Kurenai Yuhi, Naruto Yuhi-Uzumaki's adoptive mother," Kurenai spoke and people nodded while the next continued.
"I'm his surrogate sister, Anko Mitarashi at your service!" Anko saluted.
"And I'm his surrogate uncle, Ibiki Morino," Ibiki spoke to the Kumo shinobi as the three drank their sake cups. The three Kumo shinobi who had been standing nodded lifted up their own sake cups and spoke.
"I am Yugito Nii, Samui Nii's surrogate sister," Yugito responded.
"I am her biological brother, Atsui Nii. Yo," Atsui said with a very cheeky grin across his young face and Darui bowed with a sigh.
"I am her surrogate father, Darui...Nii. Nice to meet you," Darui said and the three drank their own sake cups before everyone faced back towards Naruto and Samui. The two nodded to each other and, adding their own unique flare. Naruto and Samui intertwined their arms and quickly drank together in unison. Naruto grinned and Samui offered a calm smile.
"By the power vested in me as the Sandaime Hokage of Konoha as well as by the Yondaime Raikage of Kumo and the Kumo-Konoha alliance. I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Yuhi-Uzumaki. The groom may do what he's done already-," This earned a few giggles from the crowd before Sarutobi continued.
"-and kiss the bride," Sarutobi finished and Naruto nodded. He turned back to Samui and the two quickly brought each other into a hot kiss. Naruto wrapped his arms around Samui's waist and Samui wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck. Much to Naruto's surprise, a lot of people cheered for them, people who had sneered at him, but they were all joy for him now. It made his heart lighten.
"Kit's got the ball and chain now!" Kyuubi shouted before Nibi smacked him over the head. She shook her head at her husband before Kyuubi grabbed his wife and the two quickly went out of the house and he twirled her in the fields much to Nibi's amusement and laughter.
Naruto and Samui quickly exited the hall and, going back home shinobi-style, the groom picked up the bride and shouted.
"I'M MARRIED DATTEBAYO!" Naruto shouted and he quickly dashed off for his house across the rooftops and towards the Namikaze compound while people began to walk out of the shrine.
Ayane heard the noise and snorted as she watched him leave. She walked out only for her arms to be grabbed by Shiden.
"We need to talk,"
Namikaze House
Naruto landed on the ground of the floor and quickly opened the door. He and Samui landed on the couch of the house giggling for a little bit. Samui laid on top of Naruto and smiled while Naruto chuckled.
"Man that was insane. I can't believe we did that," Naruto said and Samui closed her eyes.
"It's a part of the treaty. We had to, but it's cool that we did it anyway," Samui said and Naruto could honestly agree with that. The two let the silence go for a little while before they stared. Naruto smiled and Samui gently smiled back. They brought each other into another kiss just like back at the shrine just enjoying the full feeling of each other.
Samui pulled back and leaned up while Naruto did the same. They both huffed and Samui leaned against Naruto's shoulder while the blonde placed his head next to hers.
"My wife, Samui Yuhi-Uzumaki," Naruto said and Samui closed her eyes.
"I'll keeping saying it, but I'm not wearing this thing to the reception. It took a lot to not fall in this thing," Samui said and Naruto chuckled.
"Also I don't see why they put make-up on you. You're just a lot more beautiful without it," Naruto said and Samui twitched. She just stared blankly at Naruto and smiled.
"You will make a great husband," Samui said to him and Naruto smiled. He wanted to respond, but they had to get out of their wedding kimonos and into some simple dress one's for the reception. It was their day after all.
With Tayuya
Tayuya grumbled to herself as she and her squad landed on a couple of misty treetops. Just her luck, she had to be paired with Chojuro, Suiren and some stupid no-name jackass. Why? She had sent a letter to Naruto about the Kiri rebellion and he had responded that she learn as much as she could while still being inconspicuous to them. Tayuya didn't need to be told twice before she landed on the ground.
"I don't see anyone," Tayuya said cautiously. Chojuro nodded in agreement with his partner while Suiren looked left and right.
"This is weird. Sources indicate that they should be around-," Suiren widened her eyes as she backflipped away from a jutsu, an ice jutsu to be exact. Tayuya growled and took out her flute while Chojuro grabbed his sword.
"Well look who we have here? Suiren, still following that bastard Yagura?" someone asked. It was obviously male with the gruff voice, that's what Tayuya knew. She saw the large ass sword on his back and the slashed Kiri headband. He wore the standard Kiri long pants and opened toed sandals. Right next to him was a hunter-nin. He or she...IT had long black hair, pale skin and a slender frame, and was also quite short for he or her age. The normal attire consisted of the standard Kirigakure pinstriped outfit which stopped at its knees. Over this it wore a green haori with white trimmings, and around its waist a brown sash with a fringed trail wrapped around its waist twice.
"Zabuza, how nice to see you. I heard about you. You worked for Gato and almost got killed by Kakashi Hatake's group which had an Uchiha in it I'm sure. This was in Wave. So what are you doing now and what's the tattoo seal in his arm?" Suiren asked before Zabuza turned to Haku who covered...a summoning seal.
"Her name is Haku, thank you very much and this seal is none of your business. Maybe I have the same thing and we think it's cool. Also if you want to know, you could just fight us for it," Zabuza said with a weird grin. Suiren glared and took out her sword while Chojuro and Tayuya glared down the hunter-nin.
"Well I won't have any sympathies doing that. I always considered you my friend, but duties come before anything," Suiren said and Zabuza snorted. He glanced at Tayuya which told her to get ready and Tayuya nodded her head before she turned back to Haku who held up her hand to her mask. It wasn't to remove it, but to show Tayuya the seal and the redhead nodded her head.
"Listen up shithead, this bitch is fast so when I tell you to move, you fuckin' move got it?" Tayuya asked turning to Chojuro who nodded.
"H-Hai Tayuya-san," Chojuro said while Tayuya turned back to Haku. It was time to start a little fight of her own.
In Suna
"That is why you guys are the best to go after Maki and locate her. You will need to. It is of the utmost importance that you do," the Suna council said to Gaara and his siblings. Kankuro glared and shrugged his shoulder deciding to try and protect his fellow organization member.
"She's just one low ranked genin. Why are you bringing so much heat over her? Can't you just send a chunin to get here?" Kankuro asked and while Temari wanted to protect Maki, she had wondered the same thing. What was it about Maki that got the council so frantic?
Gaara narrowed his eyes in suspicion of the council members in front of him before one of them slammed the ground causing Kankuro to flinch, Temari to snort and Gaara to remain unmoving.
"It's not your choice to question us Chunin. You will get the job done and we mean get it done and return her to Suna!" A councilman shouted and Kankuro was about to blow up in his face before Gaara just bowed and told his siblings to follow him out. Temari quickly pulled Kankuro out of the room and once the door was closed, she turned to Gaara.
"Gaara, what are we going to do?" Temari asked and Gaara folded his arms. He looked at the seal on his hands and closed his eyes.
"We will do our job. We will find her and warn her. Let's go," Gaara said as he walked off. Temari and Kankuro glanced at each other before they nodded and followed him out to their house. Still a question plagued Gaara's mind.
"What could they want with her? She wouldn't know any village secrets to give an enemy and they are making such a fuss about her that the village is tighter than usual. They are also quick to think that she ran away rather than being kidnapped, which she isn't. What are they hiding?" Gaara thought to himself as they disappeared.
With Pakura, Fu and Maki
Pakura widened her eyes and so did Fu in shock and awe while Maki shivered. At their feet were three dead Oto shinobi, one jonin and two chunin. All had surrounded an orange haired girl with a blue cap on her head. She wore a genin's Oto attire and shivered at what she saw which was Maki huffing and her hand sticking out. The orange haired girl then fell back into unconsciousness.
"Maki," Pakura said shocked while Maki turned around. She almost cried in front of her best friend and her sensei as black sand dissolved into the ground beneath them. Maki fell to the ground before Fu ran up to her and patted Maki on the shoulder.
"P-Pakura-sensei, I didn't mean to. They were going to attack her and I just thought that-," Maki trailed off by Pakura patting her on the head.
"Hey, we'll figure this out. For right now, let's just get get her somewhere safe. Don't worry Maki, it will be alright," Pakura said and Maki just nodded her head before Pakura picked up the girl and the three walked off. They never noticed, or at least Fu and Maki never noticed, a man with six-arms slowly descending on a spider web with a grin as he placed an finger to his mic.
"Inform Orochimaru-sama. He's going to have a shit-eating orgasm when he learns of this," he said and their was a voice over the radio before he disappeared into the air.
KG: Done I guess. I had to get those last parts in and there is a complete reason for all of this. As soon as I think of it I will tell you. Hehehe. Naruto's network will get bigger, maybe by the time he is sixteen he will have as much as Jiraiya. As far as Sarutobi and Jiraiya know, Naruto only has the Suna siblings as well as Tayuya and Kin.
KG: The whole 'Fiend Preserve' thing sort of came from Prehistoric Park if you ever saw that show. Just liked the idea of giving Tenka and Mikomi a place of their own where they will stay close to Naruto and not scare anybody. I can just imagine "AHHHH demons! The Demon spawn summoned his army! Kyuubi is free! RUN!" yep I could see it all.
KG: Hmmm is there anything else?
Naruto: (Scrolls story). Yes, I'm not doing it with a fangirl! I also have Samui-chan!
KG: Horray for you. Now then, I was just sort of...compelled to have Naruto tell Rachel where Ryu lived if only to try and be funny. Now then a few of you asked where this story is going, well it's going to have an AU if it's not already. Just have to cover lots and lots of things.
Ayane: Umm so I have received this note.
KG: What note?
Ayane: It says Cream Soda sucks.
KG:..
Naruto: Oh fuck.
KG:...Sorry please repeat that!
Ayane: It says that-,"
Naruto: Cream Soda is the most awesome drink in the world!
KG: Oh, I was sure that's what it said. If it didn't then I would've just dropped this story and all the others and left this site.
Naruto: Really?
KG: Honestly don't know. This site is my free time. Meh, whatever. Well we're finished here. So to all of you, thanks for reading. Stay Breezy, protect what's important to you, review and SEND ME CREAM SODA! If you don't...heheehe...hahahha...HAHAHAAHAHAHH!(Psychotic Laughter)
Naruto: He's snapped!
Samui: It must be from lack of cream soda overdose.
KG: Hehehehe. Anyway, I would like you to do one thing person who wrote this note. I want you to your buddy, Mister Fuck YOU! Have him shove it up his ass and then give it to his other buddy, the big man, Go ta' HELL! Have him turn it sideways and then, give it to you. You know who you are. You take this note. It's already shined up, turned sideways, eat those vitamins, say your damn prayers and stick UP YOUR CANDY ASS FOR NOT RESPECTING DA' CREAM! Bye bye all.
