"There is no great genius without some touch of madness." -Aristotle
Chapter Synopsis: Lola has come up with a plan to win Winston's affections, unfortunately, Leif is a part of it, too...
"It's well known that I've had a crush on a boy for quite a while now. I eventually managed to work up the nerve to tell him how I feel."
It is 2028, the twins are now 18 years old. Lola is seen talking to someone on the phone.
"Lola, I don't think you should do this."
"Come on, Leif, I need a wingman to boost my chances of him asking me out!"
"And what if he mistakes US as a couple?"
"I'll tell him we're just friends. Now can you please just tag along with me?"
"Fine."
"Ok, show up at Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet at 7:45 PM sharp."
I put on my fancy clothes (which is quite hard for me to find, since all my clothes look exactly the same) and prepare to head out to the restaurant.
"Aww, our little sis is going on her first date! Good luck, Lola!" one of my sisters commented from afar
I drove to the restaurant and waited for both my date and my wingman to arrive.
"Hey, Lola."
I glance over and see that Leif has arrived.
"Are you ready for Operation: Win Some Winston?"
"That is a terrible operation name."
"I guess my brother is starting to rub off on me…that's a terrifying thought. Anyway, he's going to be here soon. Do you remember the plan?"
"Yeah, I'm going to sit adjacent to your table and see how the date progresses, and I'll be there to boost your chances when you need me."
A silver car parks into the restaurant. A blond man wearing a purple jacket with a blue shirt pops out. He also wore a pink scarf and has a blond pompadour, with light brown jeans and brown shoes. I immediately recognize him as my date, Winston. I had a crush on him ever since I was 6. But now, it's time I told him my true feelings.
"Hey, I heard that some girl named Lola wanted to meet me here. Do you 2 know where she is?"
"I believe the girl you're looking for is right here." Leif gestured toward me
"Ah, and you are?"
"Leif. I'm Lola's friend."
"Well, let's get this engagement started, shall we?"
I practically faint upon hearing Winston say the word "engagement". All 3 of us enter the restaurant and approach the hostess stand. Leif lags behind, as per our plan.
"Welcome to Jean Juan's French-Mex Buffet, how many people will be dining here today?"
"2" I said
"Ah, right this way."
The waiter led us to our table.
"So what beverage can we start you 2 off with?"
"Water, for me."
"How about a root beer float?"
Sure, those will be around shortly. Have you decided what to order?"
"How about the Brie on Fire Grilled Cheese?"
"I'll have the Quesadilla Monsieur."
"Beef, steak or chicken?"
"Beef."
"Normal or flat bread?"
"Flat."
"Alright, your food will be here shortly." The waiter said as he left
Leif managed to get a table close to theirs. The restaurant was packed in such a way that it could almost be considered a coincidence. Either way, it's time for Lola's plan to come to fruition.
"So, tell me a little bit about yourself."
"Well my favorite school subject is English. I like hanging out with friends. My favorite season is winter… sorry, I can't really think of much else."
"Ok, so I love doing pageants, and I'm pretty good at it. My favorite color is pink. I know how to prepare every kind of tea. I…can be a little bit abrasive to my siblings. I loathe Princess Pony's 4th generation. I detest getting dirty. I am proud of what I've been able to accomplish."
"Wow, amazing."
"Your food's here." The waiter sets down the food
I take a bite out of my grilled cheese. The heavenly combination of melty brie and piquant tomato soup is a perfect match! But, enough about that, I need to tell Winston what I really think of him. I wait for an opportune moment.
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"You know… I've had a crush on you for some time now."
"Really?"
"Yes. I just didn't know how to tell you. But I think the best way to tell you is to just come out and say it. Winston, will you go out with me?
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The room falls silent. Winston contemplates what he just heard. He began to speak.
"Lola…"
"Yes?" My eyes dilate, eager to hear his response
"You're a cool girl…"
("He's right, I am pretty awesome.")
"And I would love to hang out with you…"
("This is it! He's going to say "yes!"")
"But…I don't think I want to go out with you. Can we still be friends?"
Leif, overhearing this, is afraid of what will happen next. After all, Lola has told him horror stories of what happens when people make Lola mad. And her crush rejecting her would definitely do this. He awaits how Lola will react.
I was momentarily shocked by Winston's answer. My mouth was still agape from it. I take time to process what he just said. I thought about flipping out on him but in that moment, I had an epiphany…
It's just not worth it.
I regain my composure and respond to Winston's question with only one word.
"Yes."
"Great, I'm glad we can still be friends, Lola."
At that moment, the check arrived.
"Don't worry, I'll get that."
Winston pays for the meal, then leaves the restaurant, heading off into the distance. Both I and Leif exit, having concluded our business there.
"Hey, are you going to be okay, Lola?"
"Yes, Leif. And thanks for agreeing to help me. You're a true friend."
I give him a thank you kiss on the cheek.
I'll see you later.
Both Leif and I head back home to our respective houses.
"So, how'd it go?" Leni asked
"Not how I planned it, but it still managed to work out." I responded
"Well, that's great!" She said as she left to work on one of her designs.
I retreat back to mine and Lana's room, wondering about something. 2 houses away, Leif heads into his and Lexx's room. Both are wondering the same thing.
"Did s/he feel the same thing I did when she kissed me/I kissed him?"
Preview
"Hey Lols, you've been a little out of it since last week. Is everything ok?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just thinking about something that happened last week."
"What happened? Did Winston reject you? Do you want us to teach him a lesson because he hurt your feelings?"
"No, no! Nothing like that! Winston told me he didn't want to go out with me and I accepted that! He just wanted to be friends with me and I obliged. Please, don't ruin this by beating him up!" I pleaded
"Wait, he friend-zoned you, and you just "accepted it"? You didn't exact some unholy retribution from him rejecting you? Ok, who are you and what have you done with my twin sister?" My sister said incredulously
