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Autumn's P.O.V
"I stand corrected. This is bad" Danny said as we saw what the lunch room was like when we walked in. We were now getting our food. The lunch lady put something on Danny's tray from next to me.
"What is this? Grass on a bun?" Danny asked kind of disgusted.
"Okay, I know I've been all over the world, but I've never seen that before" I said. I'm definitely not eating that for what's good for me. I don't care if I haven't eaten today. I don't even care if I haven't ate since last week! I'm not eating that!
"What've you done!?" Tucker yelled dramatically.
"No need to be so dramatic, Tucker" I rolled my eyes.
"Tucker, it's time for a change" Sam smiled holding up of those grass bun things. We walked to our table and sat down. Danny picked some of that stuff with his spoon. It looks like what cows eat. COWS! I'm not a cow!
"Don't you think this is a little extreme, Sam?" Danny asked. Sam was about to respond, but didn't as Mr. Lancer walked up.
"Ah, Ms. Manson. The school board wanted me to personally thank you for ushering in this welcome experiment to our cafeteria" Mr. Lancer said. Tucker began sniffing around for possible meat. Geez, that's weird. How is it that me and Danny have ghost powers, while I can transform into any animal, fight in any style, and part vampire, and he's the weird kid? I'm weirder than him, if anything.
"Meat. Near" Tucker said. He was sweating and began sniffing Mr. Lancer. Rude, much?
"No, no. The rumors the new all-steak buffet in the teacher's lounge are completely untrue" Mr. Lancer denied. He then put a toothpick in his mouth. Why would you do that!? That has meat written all over it!
"Thanks again" Mr. Lancer repeated before walking away.
"Yeah. Thanks again for making us eat garbage, Sam" Tucker grumbled.
"It's not garbage. It's recyclable organic matter" Sam corrected.
"It's garbage" Tucker and Danny said at the same time.
"Well, what do you think about it, Elsa?" Sam turned to ask. Danny and Tucker turned to me too, looking at me expectantly for an answer. I can't say the wrong thing here, or it'll just make everything ten times worse.
"I gotta admit, it's nice to have a change once in a while, but I think this might just be a little too much" I said. Sam didn't get a chance to respond when me and Danny's ghost senses went off. There must be a ghost near.
"Uh, guys. We've got a problem" I warned. Danny was suddenly hit in the back of the head with this stuff.
"FENTON!" Dash yelled.
"Make that two problems" Danny corrected.
"I ordered three mud pies. Do you know what they gave me? Three. Mud. Pies. With mud. From the ground. All because of your girlfriend" Dash angrily said.
"She's not my girlfriend!/I'm not his girlfriend!" Danny and Sam denied at the same time. I've been here long enough that everyone thinks that Danny and Sam were together. I was confused at first. I smiled knowingly to myself. Just you wait, guys. I bet by the end of high school, that you'll be together. Dash picked up Danny by his shirt.
"These are the best years of my life. After high school, it's all downhill for me! How am I supposed to enjoy my glory days eating mud!?" Dash asked. If he actually paid attention in class and actually tried to get good grades, it wouldn't have been so bad for him.
"Actually, it's topsoil" Sam corrected. Her arms were crossed, and she was not amused by any of this.
"Whatever!" Dash said throwing Danny back to the table. Dash walked towards him with the mud pies. I don't like where this is going.
"Eat it. All of it" Dash said. As Danny was about to reluctantly take a bite, I saw his ghost sense go off. I hope no one saw that.
"Uh...uh...GARBAGE FIGHT!" Danny yelled. He picked up the plate of mud and threw it in Dash's face. That was the trigger to get everyone throwing their food across the cafeteria. I quickly ducked under the table to not get caught in the crossfire.
"It's not garbage! It's-!" Sam started to yell out. I pulled her down back under the table. We started making our way to the kitchens. I guess that's where the ghost is.
"You're gonna pay for this, Fenton!" Dash yelled. He then got mud all over himself. He deserved that, so very much.
"Great. I'm still his favorite" Danny groaned. I rolled my eyes as we continued making our way to the kitchen. After who-knows-how-long, we finally made it to the kitchen. Thankfully, we didn't get hit with anything. Danny opened the door and walked inside. Sam, Tucker, and I followed. I saw a old lady floating off the ground with a green aura around her. She was wearing a pink outfit with a white apron, a pink hat, and yellow gloves. She looks like a lunch lady.
"Heh, shouldn't be so bad. She looks a little like my grandmother" Tucker compared. I don't think his grandmother would like to know that she was compared to a ghost.
"Shouldn't she be haunting a bingo hall?" Danny asked. I punched him on the arm.
"Ow! What was that for?" Danny asked rubbing his arm.
"You know what that was for" I pointed.
"Hello, children. Can you help me? Today's lunch is meatloaf, but I don't see the meatloaf. Did someone change the menu?" she asked sweetly.
"Yeah. She did" Tucker pointed his thumb to Sam. I punched his arm and face-palmed. The ghost lady turned from sweet to angry really quick.
"YOU CHANGED THE MENU!?" she asked angrily. Her hair went up in flames. We all gasped and stepped back. I'm surprised that no one heard that out there.
"THE MENU HAS BEEN THE SAME FOR FIFTY YEARS!" she yelled. There was suddenly a green vortex like thing above her.
"Get behind us!" Danny ordered. Tucker and Sam jumped behind us.
"Wow. I feel safe" Sam said sarcastically. I rolled my eyes at her sarcasm.
"I'm going ghost!" Danny yelled. He turned into his ghost half. He has a battle cry. I don't want anyone to know that I'm 'going ghost', as he calls it, so I just quickly changed into my own ghost self. We went up to the ghost.
"I...command...you to...go away!" Danny pointed at her. I face-palmed. That never works. The lunch lady ghost made the dishes came at us both. Danny and I reacted quickly and turned intangible, so the dishes would go right through us. Unfortunately, that meant that the dishes smashed right into the wall behind us. Guess that means that the school would have to get new dishes. More dishes were flying at Sam and Tucker. Danny's legs changed to the misty tail and he grabbed all the dishes before they hit her. The same goes for me and Tucker. I caught all the dishes before they could hit him. Me and Danny went to the nearest counter that we could find to put these dishes back.
"If this superhero thing doesn't work, we could have exciting careers as a busboy and busgirl" Danny said.
"I'd rather not. I already have two careers, I don't need a third" I denied. I then saw the three ovens starting to come to life.
"I CONTROL LUNCH! LUNCH IS SACRED! LUNCH HAS RULES! Anybody want cake?" she started to yell. She asked that last part sweetly, as if this wasn't happening. This is just getting weirder and weirder. Tucker and Sam had their mouths opened agape, but they nodded.
"TOO BAD! CHILDREN WHO CHANGE MY MENU DO NOT GET DESERT!" she yelled. She then floated up and through the ceiling. The ovens then came to life. Green fire was in them and on top. It was like they had eyes and a mouth, which was most likely the case. They all threw out their fire at Tucker and Sam. Luckily, they knew to dodge. The ovens were coming at us. Tucker and Sam braced themselves, as if this was the end for them. Well, not on our watch. Me and Danny took them by the arms and turned them intangible before flying through the wall behind us. We then fell into the hallway.
"Hey! It worked!" Danny exclaimed. I guess he didn't think it would. I knew it would because I did it before.
"This is the thanks I get for thinking like an individual!?" Sam asked. I then felt rumbling, and the hallway turned dark. The lights began sparking and shooting electricity until they stopped, meaning that there was no more light. Lockers began flying open and go into the end of the hallway where we were looking towards. The lunch lady ghost was there.
"Steak. Ribeye, porterhouse. Medium rare" Tucker sniffed out. I raised my eyebrow in confusion. What was he talking about? I looked at Danny and Sam. They were looking up, so I followed and finally got what Tucker was talking about. A bunch of meat was coming from behind us and going towards the Lunch Lady. What was gross was the meat was sticking to her, as if it was armor now. She got completely covered in meat.
"But where did it come from? Lancer!" Tucker said. He just asked a question and answered it on his own. He turned his head behind us, but got hit in the face with a piece of paper.
"PREPARE TO LEARN WHY MEAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL OF THE FIVE FOOD GROUPS! Cookie?" she pointed to Sam before asking sweetly again. Sam shook her head. She knew better this time.
"AND PERISH!" Lunch Lady yelled raising her hand. Danny and I quickly stood in front of Sam to protect her.
"Forget it! The only thing that has an expiration date here is you!" Danny yelled. I had to resist the urge to face-palm. He's going to do this with every ghost we come across now, isn't he? Danny raised his hand, but I saw sparks as he changed back to human.
"Whoops. I didn't mean to do that" Danny apologized. Lunch Lady made a grab for him, but I quickly blasted her away with my pink ghost ray. I don't know what it's called, but I call it that. Lunch Lady stumbled back a bit, but made a try at Danny again. I blasted another ray at her, but she turned intangible, so my ray went right through her. She successfully grabbed Danny and threw him into Tucker before pieces of paper fell all over them. They're going to get a lot of paper cuts. She made a grab for Sam, and I tried to blast again, but she AGAIN went intangible. She grabbed both me and Sam and went away. I don't know where, I hope I can defeat her somewhere where we won't damage the school.
Well, I tried to stop her, but I failed for some reason. I don't know how I could. I'm part vampire, ghost, and know every fighting style, so how did I get beaten. Let's see, I trapped in a empty box that's taped shut under a pile of meat, and I can't get out, or she'll hurt Sam. This is just great. Well, at least the box is empty, otherwise I would be dying in here. I have no idea how long it's been. My watch doesn't tell the time, and there's no clock in here. I can't even hear a lot, but I can hear some.
"I'll have you free in no time, Sam" I heard someone say. Is that Tucker!? That also means Danny's here! I can get out of here now! I began pounding on the box in all ways possible to get someone's attention. After who-knows-how-long, but I know that I've been doing this for a minute, I felt a heavy weight being lifted off the box. I think that means the Lunch Lady is calling her meat, and with this much meat-. I shivered. I didn't want to think about that, but it looks like I'll see it. I took a very big risk and turned intangible before flying out and joining Danny.
"How are you doing that?" Danny asked in awe.
"Doing what?" I asked in confusion.
"Flying without going ghost?" Danny answered in a question. I looked down, and indeed that I was flying without my ghost form. My eyes widened as I quickly transformed into my ghost form.
"Wow. Quick transformation" Danny marveled.
"Practice" I shrugged. We were then grabbed by a meat hand.
"Help's on the way, guys!" Tucker yelled. He had a knife and fork in his hands. I would've face-palmed if I could. We were thrown away towards a wall. Danny went through the wall being intangible, but I managed to stop myself. I turned invisible so I could hit the Lunch Lady without being seen. She roared at Tucker and Sam.
"Run?" Tucker asked.
"Run" Sam answered. As they bean running, the Lunch Lady began to follow them, but I kicked her before she could get too far.
"WHAT IS THIS?" she asked. I proceeded to punch her, but I was in one place, so I was grabbed and thrown away. Danny, after he flew out of the wall, and I grabbed Tucker and Sam again. Lunch Lady was gaining on us, but we were faster. We both turned them intangible and flew out of the wall and we were out of the school. I think the Lunch Lady combined with the wall. We flew up into the sky and we also made ourselves solid again. Danny looked exhausted.
"Gee Danny, fighting meat monsters, flying through walls. You must be exhausted" Sam said.
"Yeah. You look ready to pass out" I said concerned. Luckily, we aren't that high up to do an real damage.
"What? Of course not! What would...give you that idea?" Danny asked. He then passed out and his tail became legs again. Danny and Sam fell, and me and Tucker flew down to them. As we touched the ground, Danny turned back human.
"We should probably take him home" I suggested.
"Good idea. But, not like that" Sam pointed to me. I looked down. I was still in my ghost form.
"Oh, right. If they saw me, then I would be dead meat" I chuckled as I turned back human. We then proceeded to pick Danny up and take him home.
Done. Wow. This was a long chapter. I usually don't do chapters this long. The important AN is that I need a way to make it up to my boyfriend. 6 people told him that I was kissing another guy. After school, he told me and asked me if it was true. At first I lied, but I didn't want to lie to my boyfriend, so I said it was true. Now he's disappointed in me, and I feel bad, guilty, and shitty about what I did. Can I have some help about what to do now? I really need it. See you later. Review?
