Chapter 5 (Holy grail what)

"I hope this war is better than the last one" said someone with what looked like a bow.

"Shut up you. Im your master and you're the servant so what I say goes" said someone who really had anger issues.

"Who the hell are they" thought Rowan

"I don't remember a war happening today"

"Anyway looks like the wars about to start" said the person with anger issues.

"Wait WHAT" said Rowan as he saw more than 10 hundred people start attacking each other.

"Oh well at least it can't get any worse" said Rowan.

"Hey that guy looks like he wants to crash the party. Lets kill him" said the person with the bow.

"YEEAH" said everyone who had for some reason stopped fighting.

"I have got to keep my mouth shut" said Rowan as he started running away from the scene picking up his bag and tripping.

"Ah stupid rock. No offence" said Rowan as he picked himself off the ground and continued to run.

"Non taken" said Rock.

As he ran he remembered something that Milly had told him the day before.

"Now remember if you are getting chased by an army that's not from here get to the underground shelter. It's near the town under a tree and all you have to do to get in it is to say open up now".

"Huh I wonder where that tree is" said Rowan as he ran straight first into the tree.

"Ow what the…" said Rowan as he saw a tree that was apparently next to the town.

"Score 1 to me now open up now" said Rowan.

"access approved" said the tree and the ground next to the tree opened up to reveal a lift rising to the surface.

"cool" said Rowan and as he said that an apple fell and landed on his head.

"Ow stupid tree" said Rowan as he walked into the lift.

Inside the lift he saw on button with the word activate underneath it.

"I hope this won't do anything stupid" said Rowan as he pushed the the button.

The doors closed and the lift started to go down the music in the lift sounded like the theme song to Okami san

"too much J-pop" said Rowan as the lift stopped.

"Well that was quick"

When the lift doors opened he saw a giant room that with 3 people in it.

"I told you it was a bad idea to host a holy grail war here" said one of the people.

"I was bored" said the second person.

"shhh I think I hear something" said the third person.

"Is that you Rowan"

"Yes it's me" said Rowan

"Oh thank god" said the person who revealed to be Milly

"We thought you were dead"

"Well I thought you were dead" said the person next to Milly she was wearing a yellow dress and she had a tail of a squirrel.

"Wait who the heck are you" said Rowan

"My apologies my name is couvet and I'm the princess of Pastalege"

"You've got a squirrel tail" said Rowan

"Hah details I get used to it"

"Well you must be joking" said the third person

"Well you're the one to talk Gaul. You were the one who let them do it in the first place" said Couvert.

Gaul got up

"I thought it would be fun."

Gaul sighed

"Fighting the same people gets boring sometimes"

"That's Gaul he's the brother of the leader of gallete Leo" said Milly

"Yeah and he's just upset because they kidnapped her" said Couvert

"Oh" said Rowan as he sat down on a chair.

"By the way This holy grail war. Is it dangerous"

"YEAH" said Gaul

"IT'S ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS WARS EVER"

"Gaul" said Couvert

"He was just asking"

"Yeah" said Milly.

"You don't have to be a total spazz about it"

"O..K" said Rowan.

"So what happened"

"Well' Said Milly.

"Gaul thought it would be a good idea to have a holy grail war in flonyard"

"But what happened is that the fighters of the Holy Grail War arrived and took over everything" continued Couvert.

"So what is this holy grail war anyway" said Rowan

"Well the Holy Grail War is somewhat kinda like a game you have in your world called Team Fortress 2.

Except the fighter have someone called a master who controls them somehow" said Gaul getting out of his chair.

"Hey what's this" said Couvert getting out of Rowans Bag what looks like a shiny cup.

"Isn't that the holy grail" said Milly.

"So THAT'S what it is" said Rowan staring at the grail like he was about to steal it.

"OH GOD NOW YOU'VE DONE IT" said Gaul "WE'RE ALL DOOMED"

'Now calm down Gaul" said Milly "If we just give it back maybe we will be spared"

"O...k said" Rowan.

End of Chapter 5

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