'Ahhh, NO! Dammit!'
Wade heard the call of dismay, peril, someone in need.
Between his legs usually did lead him to an American male from the South area and this time was no different.
Perhaps some different, this was anothers man, this one was CODY.
hiding his mouth with his hands.
'Lunch was enjoyable enough to keep taking a whiff?'
Hands didn't drop. 'I'm in trouble.'
'What sort?'
'I...I eat...dammit usually the peanut butter cup washes out!'
Wade was used to translating weird, with his husband plus his sort of but not quite ex boyfriend PLUS Justin on occasion he had no choice.
'You ate a peanut butter cup and it stuck in your mustache.'
'Yuh huh.' Cody whimpered.
'And?'
'I tried to cut the mess out.'
'AND?'
'Got half of it.'
Hands fell aside. Cody had a halfstache.
Wade blinked, backed away, stepped forward, blinked more.
'I've had this...not the same true, but I can fix it.'
'Great!'
'You'll go hairless for awhile.'
'I'll give it a try.'
Only minutes passed before a smooth lip revealed itself.
'Thanks! I would've called for Kane but he's...gone for now.'
'Fortunately.'
'You hate him.'
'I don't understand the appeal, the love.'
'He's cool and very caring.'
'And chases after my husband.' Wade grumbled. 'Not to mention most of the roster.'
'Then don't mention it.' cody teased, getting a good surprised deep hearty laugh.
'What IS the attraction?'
Cody shrugged. 'He's just...good.'
'He's been inside you.'
'When I dress in womens clothing, yes.'
'Nasty.'
'What you wouldn't try it?'
'I'm not for drag, no thank you.'
'Me.'
'You?'
'Yes. I have to repay you somehow.'
'You're engaged.'
'You're married.'
The double stare locked as legs locked and hips locked, then mouths.
Wade LIKED this, he enjoyed the new shaved lip, the eager tongue over his, Cody's hips grinding against his ribcage.
He took time to spit, no sense in ruining this quickie to go a lube hunt, found his entrance and worked it with his smallest finger before sliding only halfway in.
Cody was one he was fond of, respected, didn't want to hurt him.
Maybe a friend? Wade wasn't sure, didn't matter now with the other F they were indulging in.
He moved slowly, thrust gently, they felt the heat anyway, careful or no.
'Teddy.' Cody gasped and flopped down, still and sticky.
'Imbecile.' Wade moaned, then went silent.
One lingering smooth on fluffy bristle kiss later, two smiles and arms around each other.
'Thank you.'
'I'll thank you equally.'
'You could make a living.'
'I could get used to this payment.'
'Mmmm yeah. Another time?'
Cody kissed sweetly, candy melting in the mouth, honey stirred into warm tea.
'Call me when you want your pubes shaved.' Wade said and laughed, a tiny lone hair in his mouth, caught there, fly in a web.
