Dipper's Guide To the Unexplained - A Gravity Falls Fanfiction...
A/N - Well here is chapter five! Thanks so much for all the reviews from last chapter you guys are AMAZING! As normal I own nothing from Gravity Falls it all belongs to Alex Hirsch of course. So please ENJOY chapter five!
Chapter 5
Anomaly #5 - The Underwater Unicorn
"Hello internet world! And welcome back to Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained!" Dipper said with a smile.
"Yes were back with number five!" Soos exclaimed with a smile as well.
"Right speaking of which today we investigate anomaly number five, the underwater unicorn!" Dipper exclaimed as he held up a cardboard sign. "Apparently in Gravity Falls there have been sighting of a mythical unicorn that lives in the lake of Gravity Falls, which I find weird." Dipper explained.
"Lame, can we go already!?" Robbie asked with wonder as Dipper eyed him with hate. "It's not my fault you need a babysitter." Robbie shrugged.
"I do not need a babysitter!" Dipper exclaimed as he stomped his foot, crossed his arms, and huffed.
"Yes you do!" Robbie chimed with a smirk as Dipper frowned even more, Robbie laughed.
"Do not!" Dipper stated as he stormed out of the room.
"DO TO!" Robbie yelled from the camera, Soos laughed. "SHORTY!" Robbie yelled once more as he laughed.
"OH SHUT UP!" Dipper yelled from a distance as Soos and Robbie laughed.
Soos turned the camera off and the screen went black. In fact blackness was all anyone could see for about an hour because the camera ended up dying so they had to re-charge it. Meanwhile Robbie had to find an angry Dipper which took even longer and when they found Dipper he was sitting up on the roof, through pine cones at a target that was taped to the totem-pole Wendy had made a year ago. Robbie now felt bad for making Dipper mad.
The camera come on two hours later and Dipper, Soos, and Robbie were all standing at the lake. Soos was holding the camera and Robbie was tossing rocks into the water, Dipper was looking for clues and every once in a while he would look at the sunset. It was foretold in book three that lake unicorn loved to spend most of the time in water and only come out during twilight. Dipper was really hoping the three of them would get to see the unicorn.
"This is boring, can we go home yet!?" Robbie asked after ten minuets of silence.
"No." Dipper said as he flipped a page in book three, Robbie rolled his eyes and grinned.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE UNICORN!" Robbie yelled making Dipper turn around and spin closer to the edge of the lake.
"Where!?" Dipper asked with wonder, as Robbie snuck up behind him.
"Right...there." Robbie said as he shoved Dipper and watched him fall face first into the lake, Robbie started to laugh.
"COME ON!" Dipper yelled as soon as he came up from the water and he started to swim his way back to shore.
"Um...guys." Soos said from behind the camera with a scared look.
"Come on man why pick on me?" Dipper asked as soon as he got onto shore and rinsed his hat dry.
"Because it's fun." Robbie said with a laugh.
"Hello, Dipper, Robbie." Soos stated as he waved his hand in front of the camera.
"Well not me, so you should cut it out, you know Wendy hates it when we don't get along." Dipper said with a smirk.
"Yeah so, she's not here." Robbie said with a smile.
"Well I could tell her you pushed me into the lake, she would not be happy." Dipper said with a small laugh.
"Oh pulling the Wendy card are we shrimp?" Robbie asked with an annoyed look.
"GUYS!" Soos yelled as Dipper and Robbie turned to face the camera.
"WHAT!?" Dipper and Robbie asked as Soos pointed, the two turned and froze in shock, in front of them was the unicorn from the lake.
"Oh -" Robbie began but froze.
"My -" Dipper added as he looked at the unicorn, it was silky white, it had a long twisted horn on the head, and his tail swung back and forth.
"RUN!" Soos yelled as Dipper and Robbie dashed forward and Soos followed them from behind, the unicorn started to chase them.
"Well that concludes anomaly number five, the underwater unicorn! Join us next time!" Dipper yelled as they ran, the camera kept moving.
"IT'S REAL!" Robbie shouted as he ran, "WHY IS IT EVERY TIME YOU'RE AROUND WEIRD THINGS HAPPEN!?" Robbie questioned with a look.
"I...oh no Robbie!" Dipper stopped running as soon as the unicorn grabbed a hold of Robbie. "Turn off the camera, turn it off!" Dipper yelled as the camera was shut off.
A/N - Well there was chapter five! Wow a unicorn lol! :) Anyway thanks for reading and please remember to REVIEW! :) - DisneyChannelLover
