Chapter 1b: 'Squalo vs. the Indestructible Multimedia Machine of repeating Terror and Humiliation 2' or 'Squalo vs. the Internet: Round Two!'
Squalo was loud by his very nature, but there were times when he was silent. When the normal cries of 'VOI' and 'XANXUS' weren't to be heard, it was assumed the Shark was out on a mission. But when he had just gotten back the night before, people got curious. This time it was Levi who went to see what was wrong with the silver haired swordsman. He exited the room looking like he was trying hard not to laugh. "Boss, you may want to see what Squalo is watching. It's more amusing than last time," he said. Curious, the whole Varia team followed the struggling lightning user to the Shark's room. They found him once again snarling at his computer screen where a youtube video played. This one was titled 'The VOI song' and seemed to be several clips of fights and arguments spliced together to form a song. The video looped and played all through, Bel breaking out into quiet 'Ushishishi!'s about halfway through. When it ended, Mammon snickered, Levi fought to keep from laughing out loud, Bel's ushishi grew louder, Squalo yelled(VOOOIIIIIIIII!), Lussuria chuckled, and Xanxus smiled.
"Amusing," the boss said again, though this time he stayed to watch the others. Perhaps he'd have some fun before he returned to the dark.
"VOOOOOOOOIIIII! It's not funny!" Squalo roared, before he attacked the computer again... and again forgot the coating Tsuna had ordered put on all electronics in the mansion. His sword bounced off, but he didn't seem to care. He just wanted it to stop. Levi and Bel held each other as they laughed, mutual lack of air overriding any and all reasons not to, while Xanxus laughed on the inside and Mammon chuckled. Lussuria didn't seem to care, but was his usual, amused, self. Squalo ignored them all, so determined was he to destroy the Indestructible Multimedia Machine of repeating Terror and Humiliation. It was two hours, and seventeen attempts to get Squalo to stop screaming and pounding at the computer, before they called the one man who could always get Squalo to obey. Tsuna stepped in, nearly three hours after the first attack, and punched the Shark in the jaw before calmly stopping the video. He blocked Squalo's next attack and pinned him to the floor.
"Careful, or you'll be reminded, rather painfully, of why I am feared," the man said, voice dangerously calm. Squalo swallowed heavily, remembering the last time he'd heard those words. He went still and Tsuna allowed him up. "I found the video amusing, as did many others. Next time you find something you disapprove of on youtube, hit the dislike button and move on. I'd rather not have to pay for your room... or the amount of coating it would take to make it as durable as your computer," Tsuna said as he left. Squalo growled, then found that he was as beaten up as he was after a match with Yamamoto.
"Darn Vongola, making that stupid computer indestructible," he growled, then wobbled.
"And get some sleep, Squalo. Your attacks were turned back on you," Tsuna called up the stairs. Growling, the Shark did as the Sky asked. After all, he had been beating on the Indestructible Multimedia Machine of repeating Terror and Humiliation for three hours.
