Disclaimer: … really? Do I have to say it again? Hey, it's actually kinda fun to think up ways to say I don't own this stuff. Huh, who knew?

A/N: *Grins as wide as the Great Wall of China * OMG! You guys are great! Thanks for the reviews! This one's a bit short but... look at who it's centered around. Nuff said.

To Kaye2127: the other DWB? I hadn't thought of that. I have roughly 16 of these already written, but if you ask... I might change the order.

To CrimsonSkyTamer and Akayuki Sawada: Yes, Tsuna approves of Yamamoto X Wall. This needed to be proven?

And now... XANXUS IN SPARTA!

Chapter 4: Xanxus and Sparta... seems Legit

Xanxus was locked in his room, as per the usual, but he was doing something unusual. He was watching a youtube video someone had emailed him the link to. After the tenth second, the mansion was floored by the terror inducing sound of Xanxus' laughter. Squalo, the only one brave, or stupid, enough to go near the man when he was in a laughing mood, came immediately to see what was going on. He saw the video, and the title. The forty-four second video was called 'This is VARIA!' and seemed to feature Xanxus shooting one of Bakyuran's lackeys in the head. "Boss?" Squalo asked, unusually quiet.

"Watch," Xanxus said, then restarted the video. Squalo watched, and found that even he couldn't resist the sight of Xanxus screaming and shooting a weakling in the head.

"Boom, headshot," Squalo said, his delivery amusingly deadpan. Xanxus, being drunk at the moment, found the comment hilarious. Squalo considered taking the vodka and tequila with him as he slowly backed away, but thought better of it when he remembered how Xanxus got when people messed with his stuff. The Shark contented himself with warning the other occupants that the boss was drunk off his chair and laughing. The mansion was abandoned by its staff for three weeks. Tsuna got the report and sighed.

"At least he didn't decide to track down whoever made the video," he said... before looking it up and snickering. "Man, who finds these things?" he asked to no-one in particular, though he felt fairly sure Reborn was watching him. That sadist was always watching him.