A/N: This was originally chapter two. You may note a few... mismatched chapters. With this fic, it's okay. Only a few need to be in order. Such as five and six. Also, just want to point out, all youtube videos mentioned are real and MMD vids are accepted. I really do recommend watching named vids since they were the inspiration for these pieces. Also, I decided to update early since I'll be out of town and thus incommunicado until Monday at the earliest. If you are still reading this, and a reviewer, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH! You guys make my face hurt with all the grinning. Hope you enjoy this latest instalment!
Disclaimer: Yeah, I know I did this last chapter, but it doesn't hurt to go ahead and say, 'Only the reactions and how they find the videos are mine, everything else... decidedly not.' Enjoy our favorite bomber's distress my humiliation and humor thirsty readers!
Hayato and the Juudaime Madness!
It was a peaceful day at Vongola manor. Hibari was locked in his own base, Mukuro and Chrome were out on a mission, Haru was in the kitchen, Takeshi was in the training room with Ryohei, Lambo was at school, Tsuna was in his office slaving away at paper work, and Hayato was screaming in his room. Tsuna blinked. Hayato screaming? He made his way to his Storm Guardian's room and just as he was opening the door heard himself screaming. He opened the door to see a jif of Hayato with sparkling eyes singing 'Juudaime!' while a few tiles of Tsuna and Takeshi flashed up, adding to the song. It was a struggle to keep from laughing, the young boss found, when confronted with a youtube video called 'Juudaime! Gokudera Remix' and his own, horror-stricken, Gokudera. "Maa maa, Gokudera, I think it's amusing," the boss said to his weeping right hand man.
"Tsuna-sama!" Gokudera cried, latching onto his boss' leg. "Was I really that annoying?" he asked, looking up with puppy-dog eyes. Tsuna gave an exasperated sigh.
"Yes, Hayato, you were. I'm sorry," he said. Hayato fell to the floor with a strangled sound. Tsuna turned to the computer and saw that the video was looping. Shaking his head, he walked over and stopped it. "You know, it was something very similar to this that had Squalo attacking his computer for three hours straight. If you can beat this, you'll beat the Shark. I'll be in my office, and if I hear one explosion, feel one little tremor, I'm going to give you the same treatment I gave him. Understand?" he added, turning back to his right hand man. Hayato was up and bowing before his boss finished speaking.
"Understood, boss. Not a sound," he said. Tsuna smiled and left. The next day, Takeshi was walking past Hayato's room when he heard the man repeating the word 'juudaime' in various inflections. He eased open the door and found Hayato staring open mouthed at the screen. Or rather, the minute counter on the youtube video he was watching. It was titled, 'Gokudera's Juudaime's [episodes 1-105]'. Takeshi wasn't sure which was more surprising, that there was a show about Tsuna and Hayato or how long the video was. It was ten minutes long.
"Wow. You said 'Juudaime' a lot when you were younger," the swordsman said, leaning on the bomber's chair.
"Ah! Sword Freak! When did you get here?!" the silver haired bomber said, reacting rather spectacularly to the swordsman's presence.
"Ahhahaha! You must have really been in shock! I've been here since the fifth minute!" Takeshi answered.
"How long do I have to listen to this before it's over?" moaned Tsuna from the doorway.
"If it doesn't have that odd loop glitch, another three minutes," Hayato said, recovering slightly from the shock. Tsuna sighed and stopped the video.
"I don't think I could have lasted. Why do people make those videos? Anyway, don't let the 'episodes' thing get to you. There's a lot of them. There's even one of my 'HHIIIII!'s. Later," the boss said, walking out the door with an unshaken air of indifference. Hayato blinked, then turned to the computer.
"Tsuna's HII's," he muttered, typing it in. He found a video with the exact tile and blinked at the minute count. "Only two minutes?" he asked. Takeshi pointed at the title. "Huh? Oh, episodes 1-76. Is there another part?" he looked in the suggestion bar for Tsuna's hii's and found one that was seven minutes and forty-three seconds long.
"Hahahaha! Tsuna screamed a lot when he was younger didn't he?" Takeshi laughed. Hayato growled, but got an evil idea. He chuckled, but left the others wondering. They'd find out soon enough.
