A/N: Hey ya'll! I'm back! Did you miss my insanity? Well never fear, I have many many more of these. Please note that your suggestions are taken into consideration. Akayuki Sawada, your mention of Hibari and Tsuna's breaking point prompted me to add to this chapter. I hope you enjoy the show.
Disclaimer: Um... do I have to say it again? NOT MINE! Only the reactions are mine everything else... you know the drill.
Chapter 8: Reborn and his Laser
Reborn, his curiosity piqued by his students, found himself watching a video his former student had sent him which was titled 'Reborn fires his lazer.' He found himself grudgingly amused, though the voice could have been better. He grinned manically. "Leon, could you try transforming into a laser?" he asked. Leon watched the video, shook his head at his partner, but transformed into a laser anyway. "Perfect. Now to be a firin my lazar!" he said, mimicking the voice, but making it better. Leon would have rolled his eyes had he not been the laser about to be fired. Tsuna was the first, unfortunate, person to cross Reborn's path.
"Good morning Reborn, how are you today?" he asked, then fought to keep himself from falling over backwards as the Leon laser was brought up and into his face. Really he should have known what was coming, even if he did ask for Hibari to be targeted in his email. Crazy hitman never did as he was asked... and loved shooting the messenger. Poor little Tunafish.
"I'ma firin ma laser!" the hitman said, pulling the trigger. Tsuna provided the final noise, only better. Reborn smirked. It had turned out perfectly. Hibari was next. The hitman slunk up to the Cloud Guardian with the stealth only gained by experience. Hibari whirled around when Reborn began to chuckle. Steel gray eyes narrowed.
"Carnivore... what are you doing?" he asked, perplexed by the green... thing... being aimed at him. Reborn grinned a grin worthy of death.
"I'ma firin ma laser!" the hitman crowed before doing just that. Hibari made a wonderful final noise, but it wasn't as good as Tsuna's. "Hum. Disappointing. My no-good student gave a better reaction than you," Reborn said before leaving. Hibari vowed revenge, then thought better of it. Reborn would kick his butt no matter what he did. And the hitman would smile as he did it. The mighty Skylark growled as he conceded defeat. Darn smirking sadistic hitman tutor, clipping his wings. Perhaps that annoying herbivore... no. Sawada Tsunayoshi would simply smile and say, 'I can't control Reborn, Hibari-san. You know that.' Pesky Omnivore, always being right. While Hibari was muttering and plotting revenge against the two people he would never win against, Reborn found a new target. Hayato.
"Hum? Oh, Reborn, what are you doing?" the bomber asked, not knowing the danger he was in. Reborn gave his signature creepy smile and brought up the Leon laser. Hayato jumped back, but the hitman followed his movements perfectly.
"I'ma firin ma laser!" Reborn said. Hayato's eyes widened just before the beam hit him. Again, the victim provided the perfect final noise. "Another perfect execution. Excellent," Reborn said. Hayato twitched, but froze when he noticed that Reborn was still around. Once the baby was out of sight, and earshot, Hayato bounded up and hit the intercom.
"All visitors and staff, avoid the baby hit man Reborn. He is armed with a laser and will fire it at anyone who comes near him. Should you see him, run and hide. We of the Vongola want no casualties today, but we cannot control Reborn. All we can do to protect you is advise you to avoid the baby with the green gun, or chameleon, like the plague. I don't know what happened to make him do this, and I cannot be sure when he will stop," he said. Reborn, hearing the announcement, sighed. He'd have no more fun at the Vongola mansion. Another maniacal grin.
"Time to visit the Varia," he said. Leon wished he could hide from his youtube infected partner, but knew it was futile. Reborn would never leave him behind. Not when he was the hit man's weapon of choice. Tsuna heard from the Varia the next day. Xanxus himself called and begged for Tsuna to call off his tutor. Tsuna, for his part, didn't laugh at the desperation in the other man's voice... though he was sorely tempted. Perhaps he could use this tactic again sometime. After all, a single youtube video was all it took for his tutor to terrorize the most troublesome of his Familia, with the exception of Mukuro. Yes, he would file this indirect means of directing his tutor away for another time.
