Prompt: Tie
Characters: Snape and McGonagall
Rating: K+
Summary: "What man doesn't know how to tie a tie?"
Pairing: Sorta SS/MM. If you squint real hard.

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"What man doesn't know how to tie a tie?" She smirks.

"Me." He says matter-of-factly.

"Obviously." She says mockingly.

"I believe that that is my line." He smirks.

"You're so insufferable." She says jokingly.

"Am I? I never knew." He says sarcastically.

"Alright, enough of the sarcasm. Your tie is tied...You should probably head down first…" She grow quiet at the end of the sentence.

"I hate this…" He sighs.

"As do I. But it must be done." She sighs.

"I can't wait till he is dead." He says tiredly.

"Neither can anyone else" She says matter-of-factly.

"…It came undone again." He laughs, for he did it on purpose. She dramatically sighs.

"Really, what man doesn't know how to tie a tie?" She smirks.