c1Guest I honestly wanted to like this story, but this is just bad. It's akin to sniffing a moldy egg casserole from the back of my fridge: a stupid waste of time for something rotten that belongs in the trash.

Now, I hope I have your attention and that you can improve your writing, but that's not why I'm here. I'm sending this message on behalf of my friend, Tanya, who lives in Florida and is an assistant site administrator.

Here is her profile: www dot fanfiction dot net/u/2873027/

Review her stories. You don't have to read them, just give them good reviews. They don't have to be long, just some quick praise will suffice. She's trying to win a contest, and for that she needs a large amount of good reviews.

If you fail to comply by not responding or worse yet, attempt to leave a negative review, I will report your account to both The Critics United as well as the other site administrators for deletion. Do not think of blocking or reporting us. I will find out and there will be consequences if you do something stupid to her.

If you troll my friend, be warned we will troll you, your fics and all of your followers. We will also place your shit fic in our other friend's community, Shit Fics That Deserve a Good Flame, so that everyone here will make fun of you. Since we don't want it to come to that, just write a short, good review for her stories and we'll leave you alone.

Dear Tanya, I'm contacting you because I cannot contact a Guest. As a Floridan assistant site administrator I expected more than blunt verbal abuse and threats from your friends. I know my fanfics aren't everyone's cup of tea, personally I don't like tea period but it is what it is and people like it or don't.

I would also like you to know that although you'd want good reviews/readers/followers/favorite/etc… threatening others to do so is rather cruddy especially when you're friends are trying to help you cheat (whether you're aware of it or not) nobody should be forced to read your fanfics, people should read them because they want to read them, that's what is important to all writers/authors otherwise it means you need to threaten people each and every time to read them. You don't need to win any contest, it should be that you enjoy doing what your doing.

If you wish to impose a threat such a trolling me or something than I do not mind. Because personally I know for a fact that people will still want to read my stories as much as I love re-reading my own work. Yes, I re-read my own stories for myself as strange as many people like to write just to get followers or favorites.

If you want to delete my stories than I wouldn't have any power to stop you but I'd like you to know that either way I'd still have the moral high ground and integrity of what a true author and writer truly is. I hope that you can find that as well and to stop threatening others when that's not how people are supposed to act. People should write because they enjoy doing it. People should write because they love their own stories. People should write and share and uplift one another instead of tearing each other down.

I pity your friend and I also pity you too.

I wish you all the best. (Also there's other fictional writing sites out there;)

also i have an account over on AO3 and its called: EmpireSunIncInerator

if worse comes to worse ill post my stories there!!!