Prompt: Chocolate
Rating: K+
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall
Summary:
"You realize that if you keep eating all that chocolate, you'll die at an early age?" "My dear Minerva, I am still young! So I shall take you up on that bet!"
Pairing: None

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"You realize that if you keep eating all that chocolate, you'll die at an early age?"

"My dear Minerva, I am still young! So I shall take you up on that bet!"

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"You know, if you eat too many lemon drops, your stomach is going to burst and when Harry Potter comes to school, you won't be able to guide him."

"Please! Lemon Drops are what's keeping me alive!"

"I have a feeling that you've spiked your Lemon Drops…"

"A magician never tells his secrets…"

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"You honestly think that now is the time to eating Lemon Drops left and right?"

"…Yes"

"Something is going on in the school right now, something that could be very bad, and you're shoveling Lemon Drops and you and Harry Potter are leaving the school on some field trip that you won't tell me anything about! Don't you think that's a bad idea?"

"…No"

"…You infuriating old man…"

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"Albus Dumbledore was a great man, in many ways. He was something to everyone. A father to some. A mentor for others. To me, he was my best friend. That friend that everybody wants. That friend that makes you laugh no matter what mood you're in. That friend who asks you what's wrong and you say you don't want to talk about it but end up telling them a few moments later. That friend who you tell all your secrets to, but you don't realize that they haven't you told you anything until they're gone.

"We always had this bet going, ever since I started working here, that one of these days all the candy that he ate, the Lemon Drops that stayed on his tongue, the chocolate that was found in his pocket when he…passed, were going to kill him one day. And I believe, had this war not interfered, I would've won that bet. But because someone couldn't find it in their hearts to accept others, I guess we'll never know.

But it'd be safe to say that I would probably have won because I never lose."

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In case you couldn't tell, she's trying to be funny at the end there…yeah…