Disclaimer: Hum... this is the (technically) 22nd chapter. I've been saying this isn't mine, or at least, not all of it is. Why should this chapter be any different?

Warning: Insanity and Sadistic!Angry!Tsuna. Read at your own risk.

Chapter 21: Dancing Mafia Rangers!

No-one was quite sure what happened that day. It was the day after Thanksgiving, and every staff member of Vongola Mansion was given the day off and nearly run off the grounds while every Guardian was required to be there. As was Dino Chiavarone. No-one was quite sure how the video was found, or how Reborn got in, but one thing was for sure. The video, 'MMD PuruTadi Pai Rangers [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!]', was never memtioned again and the song was never played near the Vongola on pain of death in the many variations of the Guardian's wrath. Every Guardian's wrath. That is what the people of the Vongola and their alliance know. This, is the story of November 29, 2013. Tsuna had called all his Guardians, especially the Cloud and both Mist, as well as his close friend Dino, to the room where they had witnessed the 'Don't Don' fiasco. Trepidation was pallable. Then the video rolled. Those not featured stepped back and watched the faces of the victims. Dino went pale, then shadowed his eyes with his bangs; Hibari narrowed his eyes and fingered his tonfa, Mukuro 'kufufufu~'ed while a dark aura swirled around him, Chrome watched expressionlessly, though her fingers twitched every now and then; and Tsuna was already emotionless. Those watching feared a bloodbath. A big one. When the video was done, Dino looked up at Tsuna and said, "Not. A. Word." Tsuna nodded.

"Agreed."

"Uploader hunt?" asked Mukuro, itching to unleash hell. Tsuna shook his head.

"No. No harming the youtuber. I command you." The others were shocked.

"Did... did he just... command us?" asked Ryohei in a tiny voice, afraid of what Tsuna would do. He already had a reputation for being sadistic and ruthless when 'calm.'

"Yes. Yes I did. Got a problem with that?" Tsuna asked, turning his cold look on the Sun Guardian.

"No," Ryohei answered, standing even straighter. Oh yes, Tsuna was pissed.

"Good," the boss nodded, ready to forget about it and move on. That was when the true disaster began. Reborn appeared and had the poor judgment to laugh his 'I-am-planning-something-humiliating-with-what-I-just-found' laugh. Tsuna growled.

"NO REBORN! NO MAFIA RANGERS VONGOAL STYLE PARTY! No Mafia Rangers anything for the matter," he declared, rather loudly and brooking no argument. Even Mukuro and Hibari were considering bowing before the Don.

"Dame-Tsuna..." Reborn tried to placate, though keeping the scheming smirk on his face. That was his fatal error. That darn smirk. Tsuna snapped

"Mukuro! GANGNAM STYLE CRUSH!" Tsuna roared, leveling the finger of doom at his Mist Guardian. Mukuro leapt to obey, glad that he got to unleash hell on one person at least.

"CURSE YOU DAME-TSUNA!" Reborn screamed as the horror of dancing pineapples and Mukuros and other, stranger, things was forced upon his mind. Tsuna smirked.

"That's what you get for trying to undermine me in my own home, Reborn," he purred dangerously. Those gathered shivered. Tsuna should never sound like that.

"Wow, he actually ordered that? He must really have taken that... that personally," Takeshi breathed, shocked beyond words. Hayato nodded.

"For once Sword Freak... I completely agree," the bomber said, easing away from their currently sadistic boss.

"Hn. Omnivore has fangs," Hibari sniffed, though one could tell he was a little unsettled.

"Again, for once, I completely agree," Hayato said, a little scared himself

"The world is ending. Everyone grab your chocolate and booze," Ryohei said.

"... Wait... What?" Tsuna asked, turning around to give his Guardian's a confused look.

"How did that come up? And why chocolate and booze?" asked Takeshi

"Mafia," answered Chrome.

"... Seems legit," Takeshi admitted. Tsuna shook his head, wondering if his Guardians had any sanity left. Or maybe they were drunk? But there was no alcohol in the room.

"Since when were we 'legit'?" Hayato asked.

"Tsuna," Takeshi, Ryohei, Chrome, Mukuro, and Dino answered as one.

"Works for me," Hayato shrugged. Tsuna was considering banging his head against the wall by this point. He was also having a 'sweatdrop' moment. He got those a lot around his Guardians.

"Guys... stop. Please. You're drunk. Go to your rooms," Tsuna ordered, ignoring the lack of alcohol in the room and rubbing his head. He really needed a drink of his own.

"Aye sir!" everyone, except for Mukuro, Reborn, and Hibari chirpped before trooping out of the room. Hibari just 'hn'ed while Mukuro dragged his victim from the room. How Reborn had succumb to the illusion no-one really knew, but apparently Tsuna had been waiting for the opportunity to order his torture with that particular illusion so they weren't about to question it.

"I'm surrounded by children," Tsuna sighed, heading to his room for a glass of scotch, when he came across Mammon, who had used a camcorder to get dirt on the Vongola Decimo. He was later scared so badly he destroyed every copy of the video, as well as transcripts. And I mean every copy. You know how even his back ups have back ups? The back ups of the back ups of the back ups were obliterated. And no, we will not tell you what scared the Mammon into doing that. You're better off not knowing. But we will say this; he refused to ever eat crackers or drink green tea EVER again.

A/N: So, what do you think? I think it kind of derailed toward the end, but it's funny, right? Anyway, leave a review right below this author's note and tell me what you thought of my twenty-first chapter. The first two were technically the same chapter. Okay, so, I'm planning on trying a new style for Chapter 23 and I want your input.

mock interrogation (Tsuna must be there, but please give me ideas for who else should be in on the joke. Cannot be Reborn)

transcript-ed with interjections made by the 'cast'(others can be there as well)

separated into almost view-points(focus on Tsuna and those in on the joke, switch to Reborn)

Well, let me know in your review! You are reviewing right? Oh, and guests can review too so don't let that stop you! Regenengle3