A/N: okay, so, a while back I asked for Bakyuran vids. I got one. Only one. And I hung onto it. Until now. RawwrMage, here's to you and your youtube surfing, may it bring you joy. *Raises an A&W Cream Soda * Onward to the carnage!

Chapter 22: Killer Bakuyran

Bakuyran had enemies. This was a widely known fact. He was the world hopping, creepy laughing, white haired, marshmallow eating boss of the Gesso Familia who had, in many parallel worlds, taken over the Giglio Nero as well as most of the world. Saying 'he has enemies' was an understatement. However, most of said enemies were the kind to either attack outright, hire someone to do it for them, or grumble under their breath and burn little voodoo dolls. And so, it was with great surprise that Bakuyran checked his email and saw a rather angry looking one from an undisclosed sender, or rather, an address he didn't know and didn't particularly want to track down. Undaunted, the young Don opened the email. 'Bakauran, you ruined my life and the lives of so many others, it makes me sick just thinking about it! Can you really sleep at night with all those deaths, meaningless and senseless deaths, hanging over your head? Well, now you can add a couple more to your head count. Enjoy the rest of your life, however short it may be.' Bakuyran shook his head, but clicked on the link, knowing that the virus protection software he had on his personal computer would keep even the nastiest viruses out. Shoichi had designed it after all. It was a strange youtube video. It featured himself eating marshmallows. That wasn't what was strange though. Oh no, that was exceedingly normal. What was strange was when the marshmallows suddenly had faces and were talking. Then they started screamed as he, Bakuyran, ate them. The white haired boss felt sick, watching his favorite treats scream as he practically shoved them in his mouth. "That," he chocked out when the video was done, "was horrible. Is that really what I look like when I eat my marshmallows? It's ghastly! I'll have to slow down while I eat to avoid such vulgar displays in the future." Here the boss chuckled to himself. "Heehee! The future..." he trailed off, amused at his own little joke. You see, he had recognized that the Bakuyran in the video had been the Millefiore boss, not the Gesso boss and thus was 'in the future.' His Guardians all shook their heads at their boss. He had always been a little strange, then again, so were they. The Funeral Wreaths might not have been ones to talk, but they had a point that no-one in the whole world could contest. Bakyuran Gesso was one strange, messed up dude. Messed up to the point where the implication that he was murdering marshmallows by the droves was almost amusing and the horrifying thing was how he looked while he shoved confectioneries into his mouth. Yes, Bakuyran was messed up beyond belief and found enjoyment in his relative insanity. Later, Tsuna checked out the video. 'KHR- Byakuran marshmallow mass murder' was the name of the video. He shook his head and sent an email to Byakuran.

'You are a messed up guy... but so am I, because I found this mildly amusing. Your reaction was a little lackluster in my opinion, but that's what makes you you. Just please, don't open hate mail. It will only end in sadness.' The Vongola later had a moment of silence for the valient marshmallows that gave their lives to satisfy the unstable Gesso boss, though it was only the Guardians and Tsuna who observed it and they were fighting off grins the whole time.

A/N: It is one hundred percent official. The Mafia of Tsuna's generation are insane and spontaneously goofy... and destructive. *Hint to the next chapter * Review, please?