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Chapter 25: Hitman Sailor Reborn... 'Nuff Said

It was all the Vongola Style Eggnog's fault. "Fighting evil by moonlight... Winning love by daylight..." Tsuna groaned and put his head in his hands. Where had the footage even come from? Who's bright idea had it been to record the Vongola Familia's Christmas party? "Never running from a real fight... She is the one named Sailor Moon!"

"Someone shoot me now!" Tsuna cried. Hayato patted him on the back, though his face was pale.

"She will... never turn her back on a friend." Takeshi glared at the video. How dare they put his friend in the role of a whiny thirteen year old girl wearing a mini skirt who fights using a tiara! It was an outrage! But a funny one, he admitted to himself. "She is... always there to defend... She is... the one on whom we can depend... She is the one named Sailor..." And then it showed various members of the Vongola and its allies as the Sailors were named. "Sailor Venus," was Ryohei, "Sailor Mercury!" was Yamamoto, "Sailor Mars!" was Gokudera, "Sailor Jupiter!" was Adult!Lambo(who was really a teenager). They all shivered. Why had they all been looking so cool while playing along with whoever was singing. Come to think of it... who was singing?"With secret powers... all so new to her... She is the one named Sailor Moon!" the mysterious females sang while Tsuna came on screen, playing with his Ring and Flame. The boss moaned while his Guardians patted his back reassuringly... or what was supposed to be reassuringly but turned out to be pitying. What followed was an instrumental segment with Tsuna and Giotto ("HOW THE HECK DID HE GET THERE?!") being cool before Shoichi("SHOICHI TOO!?") popped up in front of...

"Didn't we make it so you didn't have to build that thing?" Hayato asked, pointing at the circular machine behind the genius. Shoichi groaned, clutching his stomach.

"Don't talk about that. Please?" he managed to squeak out.

"Fighting evil by moon light!" Tsuna was fighting Byakuran, something they weren't too upset about... had it not been for the music. "Winning love by daylight!" and Haru and Kyoko came on screen in angelic white clothing. By now, everyone watching was confused. How had some of this stuff been captured? They were floating in midair in the pitch black! And why were they glowing? Not even alcohol could explain that. Cameras didn't capture hallucinations. Maybe it was Mukuro? Yeah, definitely Mukuro. A drunk-on-Vongola-style-eggnog Mukuro. "With her Sailor Scouts to help fight," The Guardians scooted lower in their chairs, knowing who was being referred to, in the context of the video. Tsuna wished he could comfort them, but he was just as mortified. Reborn simply smirked. It was turning out better than he had expected. "She is the one named Sailor Moon!"

"At least it's good footage," Yamamoto said, trying to lessen the blow to Tsuna's fragile pride.

"She is the one named Sailor Moon!" Tsuna whimpered slightly.

"That doesn't really help any, Yamamoto," he said weakly.

"She is the one... Sailor Moon!" the video happily sang before going instrumental again and showing Tsuna being cool... before Reborn landed on his head and everyone turned to look at him. With a mighty sigh, the real Tsuna turned to look at his friends.

"You are never to speak of this again. As it was as embarrassing for you as it was for me I do not doubt you will have little trouble carrying out my request," he said, giving them all the 'Decimo Eye' and speaking in a deathly calm voice. They nodded. Tsuna, no matter what age he was, was not one to be crossed when he used that voice. And so it was that the video 'hitman sailor reborn,' uploaded by iDorkiiFea(because it is ridiculously hard to find the right video if you don't know exactly which one was referenced with this title, otherwise I'd leave the uploader's name out of it) was found... and, to a certain extent, made. It was agreed that from then on all recording would be turned off during private parties. The Decimo generation of the Vongola didn't want a repeat of the incident. It took almost an entire year for them to live it down.

A/N: So? Did this style work? Was it too soon for Christmas to be brought in? And, I realize the time-frame is all over the place but... that's how it comes out. And some video's need the TYL!Vongola to work while others need regular Vongola. So, if you're wondering about when these are set... it's when ever works best since I don't have a time set in my head. Sorry if it's confusing! I just wanted to get that off my chest. Thanks for reading! Please leave a review in the lonely looking boxy thingy!