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Chapter 33: Tsuna's Back Story

It wasn't long after the Shamal youtube... thing... that Tsuna found that he and Reborn had a back story video as well. He watched it eagerly, wondering if this person knew as much about him as he did about Takeshi and Hayato. As he watched it, he was a bit amazed. He knew he had been a total wimp, but this just made him realize how far he had come. Though... the footage was confusing. Everyone looked exactly like their younger selves, sounded like their younger selves, and acted like... you get the picture. He shook his head. Where did they get their ideas? And the voices! The back story song wasn't, in and of itself, funny. It was the voices that really made the Mafia Boss chuckle. Amused, or bemused; he'd never been too clear on the differences of those two states, Tsuna sent the link to his family and tutor. Iemitsu didn't get one. Tsuna wasn't too pleased with Daddy Dearest. Too many missed birthdays... and anniversaries... and Christmases... and Thanksgivings. Yeah, the Guardians prayed that the man didn't show up at the next Sawada family reunion. It wouldn't end well... and those in the Sawada Family that weren't in the Mafia would be scarred by the sight of sweet, innocent, cuddly, and utterly adorable Tsunayoshi tearing into Iemitsu. Verbally and physically. The Vongola saw enough of that in the early mornings to know just how terrifying it is.

Reborn blinked. His No-Good student sent him an email? He opened it, then frowned. No. Dame-Tsuna did not send him an email. He sent him a link. Only a link. Curious, but cautious, Reborn set a Shoichi designed program to scan the link and the sender's internet trail to make sure it was sent from one of Tsuna's personal computers, which were all built by Spanner and only responded to the Flame signature of the one it was built for. When the program reported that it was indeed sent from Tsuna's Spanner Special, as the young boss had dubbed his computer, and the link was safe Reborn opened it. He immediately felt his eye twitch. What. Was. This! Who did this! It was a travesty! His voice is completely wrong! Though, he had to admit, it was a pretty good summary of his back story with Tsuna. And it was kinda funny. But his voice was too wrong! Someone would pay for this...

Hayato was pleased beyond measure. His boss had sent him another email to his private account! He clicked the link... then burst out laughing ten seconds later. THAT VOICE! The Reborn spoke and Hayato truly lost it. "BEST. BACK STORY. EVER! Those voices! HA! Oh, thank you for the laugh, I needed it," Hayato wrote back to Tsuna once he had regained his breath. The brunette grinned when he read his Storm's response.

"I thought you might like it. I found it quite funny for the very same reason. Enjoy your laugh, then get back to work. You still have to fill out all that paperwork from your last 'mission' Smoking Bomb." Hayato sobered quickly after he read that, a scowl quickly replacing his grin. 'Paperwork: the bane of happiness everywhere,' Hayato thought as he returned to his stack, though every now and then he'd think of the video he just saw and smirk. 'Youtube: granter of zany relief to everyone who knows where to look.'

Takeshi watched the video, laughed like anyone else, then started surfing the suggestion bar. A very dangerous past time to be sure, though he didn't make a scene. He didn't put in his two-cents until diner. "Ah haha! It was funny! Tsuna was all 'HHIIIEEE!' and then Reborn was like 'KAPOW!' and Tsuna went 'Rawwr!'" he said when asked what he thought. The whole table was left with what can only be called a 'sweat-drop feeling.'

"Takeshi... you worry me sometimes," Tsuna said, giving his Rain Guardian a worried look. The others nodded and resolved to ask Takeshi very carefully structured questions if they ever needed to ask him anything. His thought process was too foreign for them to even guess what he was talking about.

Ryohei watched the video, but wasn't sure how to react. It kinda made him feel like Hayato had when he found his own back story video. Lambo came in half way through, so Ryohei restarted it. Of course, the mafia child laughed at it and said that Tsuna really was stupid, but Ryohei still wasn't sure how he felt about it. He settled for telling Tsuna it was true, and he was sorry he hadn't been strong enough at the time to help against Mukuro when he was still their enemy. He would have said 'evil,' but he wasn't too sure if the illusionist had ever stopped being evil. Perhaps he was less evil? A different kind of evil? Didn't really matter. Anyone who wasn't part of Tsuna's inner circle who met the pineapple haired Mist user would run away screaming, 'HE'S EVIL!' Or just run away screaming. Or faint. Or go insane. Ryohei had a sweatdrop moment. Yeah, Mukuro was just evil, but somehow listened to Tsuna. For the most part.

Mukuro was curious. Why would the little mafia boss send him a youtube link? 'Well,' he thought, cursor hovering over the link, 'if he sent it to the rest of the Guardians, plus Reborn, it's not likely to be something horrid. Or aimed at me.' Thus convinced it wasn't going to hurt him, the illusionist opened the video. A minute later the maid outside his room shuddered as his creepy laugh drifted out of his darkened lair. He typed up a reply to the interesting mafia boss. "I can't believe I was defeated by such a loser. Your luck is insane. Though I must say, that voice fit you much better. Do you think you could replicate it?" He hit send then ghosted along the corridors until he was out side his boss' office. A truly evil smirk crossed his face when he head the unmistakeable sound of a head hitting a desk.

"No, Hibari, I will not fight you. Honestly, it was just a video I found amusing! Why must everything be an invitation for a fight?" Tsuna said. Mukuro frowned. That hadn't been a response to his email? He shrugged. Oh well, the Skylark had been good for something. A head-desk is a head-desk after all, regardless of who caused it. He met Chrome on his way back to his room.

"What did you do?" she asked. Mukuro smirked.

"Nothing, just wanted to listen in on the Tuna Fish's reaction to my response to the video he sent. Unfortunately, it seems he read Hibari's first. No matter, I got my head-desk reaction. I am satisfied. Want to help me use this to develop more mental torture techniques?" he said. Chrome shrugged. There wasn't much that could be used in the video, but she could help pull was could.

It was a challenge. It had to be. Why else would the Omnivore send his a video of him being pathetic and then beating the snot out of the Creepy Pineapple Herbivore? "Omnivore, fight me," he sent, then passed through the secret passageways that it seemed only he knew. Honestly, how had the Omnivore not found them yet? Then again... the Omnivore did manage to vanish with startling speed when he wanted to. He arrived behind a book shelf in the Sky Office in time to catch Tsuna's head-desk.

"No, Hibari I will not fight you. Honestly, it was just a video I found amusing! Why must everything be an invitation for a fight?" Tsuna moaned. Hibari did not pout and pushed the book self out of the way.

"Fight me."

"No."

"Omnivore..."

"Hayato needs to work his hand to hand. Go help." Hibari grumbled slightly, but went to hunt the bomber down. He had been getting too many close calls lately.

All in all, the Vongola didn't react much to 'DWB Tsuna and Reborn's Back Story.' Though, the maids did put more effort into finding paths around certain rooms when most Guardians were at the mansion. Or when one or more of them had been looking bored or the Boss had been growling at his paperwork.

A/N: I'm sorry it took so long. I was having trouble even getting into the 'Manage Stories' tab. Plus I just didn't finish this chapter until, like, a few minutes before posting. I think this is a long enough chapter, and not too late, so you'll have to wait for the next Special Chapter. Sorry! As always, reviews make me happy!

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