Disclaimer: Why yes, I didn't come up with these characters and this video! You're so smart.
Chapter 37: Shakespeare in the Mafia, or, Why Tsuna should Never mix Sugar with Caffeine
It had been such a nice day. *explosion, maniacal laugh* Then Tsuna just had to get into the cake. And the coke-a-cola. Together. After that, he started running around acting like he was crazy. Well... crazier. Everyone knows Tsuna isn't exactly sane. Who could live with Hibari Kyoya and Mukuro and stay perfectly sane? No-one, that's who. How long had they been chasing Tsuna before that explosion mentioned in the first line? About an hour. It had been a full six cans and about half a cake. How does this guy not have cavities? "EXTREMLY BRUSH YOUR TEETH!" Oh yeah. Ryohei, surprisingly enough, looks after their dental health. Perhaps it's from that one time with those two guys in that one alley? Meh, doesn't really matter. What was I writing about? Oh yeah. Hyper Decimo. Man, was that was freaky sight. The Vongola pity anyone who attempted something at the base that day. Tsuna can be really, really, weird when he's hyper. Like, bi-polar and OCD and ADHD and sadistic and totally random. Wondering what I mean? Well... after he had been running and spouting nonsense(that was later found to be rather interesting, and true, information) he started going on about something that had happened nearly ten years ago.
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"I remember when Hibari would randomly start quoting Shakespeare's 'King Richard the Third!' It made for some really funny scenes. Hey Hayato! Do you remember when Hibari called you Hastings and asked you to help him to his closet? Wasn't that funny? And Mukuro! What about when he stared talking about divine judgment during your fight? Wasn't it amusing? Hey..."
"SHUT UP DECIMO/JUUDIAME/SAWADA/VONGOLA/OMNIVORE!" the others roared, finally catching the hyper Mafia Don. They had been chasing him for nearly three hours, though he had only started to yell about Hibari and Shakespeare a few moments ago.
"We are never giving him coke-a-cola and chocolate cake ever again. I don't care what kind of holiday it is. Even if it's his birthday and he asks for both, he is not to get any," Hayato said gravely. The rest nodded. They didn't know if they could survive another bout of Catch-the-Hyper-Decmio. It wasn't the speed that really got them. No, it was the fact that the young Don was just so darn annoying when hyper. Plus he had an exceptional memory. Then again... there had been a video playing in that one room they ran through... Hayato was the poor brave soul who staggered back to report the video name. It was... '[DWB] Hibari Reads Shakespeare' done by DyingWillBullet, the same person who did the back story videos. Hayato sighed. So it was just some fan of the show reading in a fake Hibari voice? Then why did... oh. That man must be psychic because Hibari had said those same lines in, as far as he knew, those same places in those same poses when he was about that age. To be quite honest, it freaked Hayato out a little. It was agreed that the video would not be shown to Hibari. Having Tsuna yelling about it while running through the base hyped up on sugar and caffeine was bad enough, having it on the internet... Hibari was likely to kill someone. Maybe even a lot of someones. Yeah, it was just best for everyone if Hibari never saw that video. However, after that, Tsuna would randomly spout Shakespeare when Hibari was in the room and looking especially grim. His favorites were, 'Come Hastings, take me to my closet,' 'Ask for me tomorrow and I shall be a grave man,' and an entire speech from Romeo and Juliet. Most of the time, Hibari attacked Tsuna shortly after he began the oh-so-affectionately dubbed 'Name-Shpeal.' Tsuna didn't care too much. He still had the closet and grave lines.
A/N: What song do you want to have Hibari spontaneously burst into? I'm currently writing a special chapter entitled 'Hibari's Joke' and I need a song for him to sing and mentally scar the other Guardians. This special shall not be posted until after the fiftieth chapter so don't worry, there shall be more than enough Youtube in-between. Oh, and, after the next two or three chapters I'll be out of videos. If you have recommended a video(that does not have a warning label or has been previously rejected) and it has not been shown, please re-submit your requests in this chapter or the next or send me a PM with the title and uploader or a link. All three together would be ideal, but I'll take what I can get. Thank you for sticking with this fic, I'm honored.
