Chapter 38: Tsuna is Alladin?
It was a normal day... wait... scratch that. It was a Vongola day and Hayato was passing his boss' office when a wail drifted out. "Decimo-sama?" the faithful right hand asked. Tsuna was banging his head on the desk.
"Why? Why must the internet torment me so?" he moaned. Hayato sighed, feeling a head ache brewing.
"And what has the internet done now, Decimo-sama?" he asked, trying, for Tsuna's sake, to reign in his growing desire to blow something up. Tsuna sighed and hit a button on his phone. A button that sent whatever was open on his monitor to his Guardian's phones. Hayato sighed and pulled out his Vongola Phone(TM Spanner Inc.) in anticipation.
'Well Ali Babba had them forty thieves..' the song began, showing several people that Hayato didn't bother remembering the names of. He lifted a single eyebrow a fifth of the way he could. Then Fuuta showed up with his BOOK as it sang, 'Scheherzad-ie had a thousand tales...' Hayato's eyebrow raised a bit more.
"Decimo... ?"
"Keep watching, Gokudera-kun," Tsuna sighed, pulling a piece of paper toward him and doggedly reading. Hayato shook his head.
'You got some power in your corner now!' Hayato snorted. Ryohei really did fit that part. 'Some heavy ammunition in your camp.' Reborn loading his gun and pointing it as someone off screen had Hayato snickering.
"It fits."
'Mister Alladin sir, what will your pleasure be? Let me take your order, jot it down. You ain't never had a friend like me, no no no!'
"Tsuna?"
"Keep watching."
'C'mon whisper what it is you want, you ain't never had a friend like me! Yes sir we pride ourselves on service. You're the boss, the king, the Shah! Say what you want, it's yours true dish! How about a little more Baklava?'
"I don't sound like that and what is that Sword Freak doing? That isn't Baklava!" Tsuna sighed.
"Run with it, Hayato. Run with it. You can rant after it's done."
'In in the mood, to help you dude. You ain't never had a friend like me!' Hayato calmly paused the video, set down his phone, and then screamed. Calmly.
"I know. But wait before you lose your mind. I seem to recall it getting worse."
"WORSE?! How could it be WORSE?!" Hayato screamed. Tsuna shook his head, picked up his Storm's phone, and handed it back.
"Just watch."
'Wa-wa, oh my, wa-wa(other noises)'
"Wait... how is Giotto there? And how... ?"
"Watch, no talk. You can rant after the video is done."
'Song finishes(A/N:come on, you know you know this one! If not... well... I feel sorry for your childhood.)' Hayato put his phone down and looked at his boss.
"That... was fitting, clever, scary, and funny all at once. I'm... not too sure how to react," he said. Tsuna glared at his first real friend and pushed a button on the bottom of his desk, playing the security footage for the past three minutes. Hayato glared at his boss. "Fine. Still, I'm not sure what I think of the whole thing," he said. Just as he was finishing his sentence, the rest of the Guardians in the mansion walked into the room.
"It was sad but true. And Gokudera's parts really fit him," the baseball playing swordsman said, the others trooping in behind him and nodding. Tsuna was stony faced.
'Why? Why must the internet torment me so?' Tsuna's voice wailed over the speakers as part of the security tape was played. Many of the Guardians winced as they watched Tsuna bang his head onto his desk.
"It... wasn't... that bad... was it?" Takeshi asked cautiously. Tsuna sighed, then shooed them out. They didn't get it. It was Reborn's part that made him wail. If Reborn was in the mood to help... it really meant he was in the mood to torment some one, usually Tsuna. Just thinking about Reborn's 'help' had the brunette boss whimpering in fear. The sadistic little... there was no adjective nor noun that could sufficiently convey what Tsuna felt about that hit-man. However, despite Tsuna's trauma, the video 'Tsuna has never had friends like these' made it to the favorites of several of the Vongola Familia. The world really seemed to have it out for Tsuna's sanity.
