Chapter Five: Meeting Jeff

It took me a minute to realize who was sitting at the desk in front of me, but it clicked. This was the writer of the magazine Big Brother and this is the man who got Jackass together. My hear skipped a beat. He was like an Idol to me. I looked up to him for some odd reason. Jeff stood and made his way around the desk and up to me. He held out his hand with a smile playing on his lips.

"Nice to meet you Azalea." He said taking my hand and shaking it.
I nodded. "Same, uhh... I have a question. How do you know who I am?"
Jeff let out a chuckle and moved back to his desk grabbing two folders. "I have information on you and Skylar." He paused and looked at the grinning Sky. "You excited to be working with my jackasses?" Jeff asked her.
Sky squealed and nodded. "Very, I cant wait to prank them in to the ground!"
Bam's head snapped up and he looked at Sky. "Are you declaring a prank war?" He eyed her with a grin.
I looked back a Preston as he spoke. "Oh shit..." I turned my attention back to Bam and Sky.
Bam raised his voice. "I declare a prank war between Team Margera and Team Evans!" I facepalmed as Bam kept talking. "Me, Azalea, Knoxville, Wee-man, Pontius, Dave, and Dico against Novak, Skylar, Steve-O, Preston, Ehren, Loomis and Raab." Bam announced.
Sky looked scared as she smiled. "Its on!"
Everyone took off leaving me and Jeff. "Ill get the cameras." Jeff chuckled.

I'm going to die...

Team Margera pulled up to Johnny's L.A. house. It was not too big but not small at all. Lets just say there was enough rooms for all of us if we slept two to room. I was sitting and watching as the guys came up with pranks. First on the list was to attack Sky's team with paintball guns filled with rocks. Bam handed me a paintball gun as we piled in to the van and made our way to Steve-O's place.

We sat outside his appartment door as knoxville laid his hand on the doorknob. He mouthed to us One... Two... Three! He burst open the door and shot everyone to the floor. I shot up Novak's ass pretty bad. Maybe that will teach him to keep his pants up. After attacking them we took off and dived into the van, heading back to Johnny's house. This prank war is not going to end well.

I was sitting on Johnny's back deck with Bam. We sat out there in silence as we smoked. I watched my Chuck Taylor's as I listened to Bam take a deep breath. I look up to him to find he was watching me. He leaned over and placed his lips on mine. I kissed him back gently. His hand laid on my cheek. I broke the kiss, our lips barely touching. I was about to say some thing when Ice cold freezing water was dumped on Bam and I. I look up and see Steve-O running off. I growl and jump up chasing after him. I tackle Steve-O to the ground and flip him over. I held his hands above his head as I took a fistful of dirt and grass and shove it in his mouth. I hop off him and run back to the house.

Never pour ice cold water on me... NEVER.