Chapter 39: Reborn's Mafia Host Club
"Hibari would never be in a host club. Ever."
"... I get to be twins with Dino? Cool."
"I AM NOT SHORT! And why do they have me with the Sword Freak?"
"Who would want Levi as their host?"
"Or Mukuro for that matter."
"What about..."
"We already agreed he would never do something like this."
"Just how many people are in this club?!"
"STOP TRYING TO KISS JUUDIAME!"
"I AM NOT A GIRL! Seriously, stop casting me as one. I don't care if I look feminine, just STOP CASTING ME AS THE GIRL!"
*everyone edges away from fuming Tsuna. *
"Hey, why does it keep going after the song is over?"
"WHO CARES SWORD FREAK!?"
Reborn cackled as he watched his student and his Guardians watch the video 'Reborn Host Club.' How did he find the video? Um... well... he... watched a couple episodes of Ouran High School Host Club and thought it would be a good idea for Tsuna to create a host club in Namimori High using his Family and then he randomly typed in 'vongola host club' and then scrolled down until he found two videos called 'Reborn Host Club.' Yeah, it sounds strange when you look at it that way but... it's Reborn! When does the 'how' and 'why' make sense? Together? Anyway, he was laughing his little mafia heart out watching the kids scream and rant and rage, though Tsuna had calmed down after his outburst at being cast as the one girl in a club of boys when Chrome could have easily fit the role and was standing in a corner with his bangs hiding his eyes. Wait... Tsuna was silent, Tsuna was still, Tsuna had his head down... Tsuna was sulking! Then, rather suddenly, he spoke. "Shut up," he said softly, yet it filled the room. Everyone froze, outrage forgotten and scathing comments murdered on their lips. "Reborn," Tsuna turned to the 'infant,' "I refuse to form a Vongola Host Club at Nami-high. Besides," he lifted his head with a smirk, though his eyes were like chips of ice, "Hibari wouldn't allow such a thing to happen on his turf. Would you like it if we had a Princess Pretty Pants Birthday Palace on your turf, in your back yard?" he finished, managing to look innocent and devious at the same time. Everyone shivered. How did he do that? Reborn swallowed heavily. "I'm waiting, Reborn~san~," Tsuna sang, a dangerous twinkle in his eye.
"No, I wouldn't like that," Reborn responded, relinquishing the idea of a Mafia High School Host Club. But dang, it was such a good idea!
"No, Reborn. It was a stupid idea and if you ever try to pull something like this again I will not be held responsible for the actions of my Guardians... or myself. You have been warned, Reborn-san," Tsuna said, his amber eyes boring into Reborn's onyx orbs. Wait... amber? Huh, looks like Tsuna tapped into his dying will in the face of the absurdity and his own fear. It was decided. Reborn couldn't go against the Vongola Decimo, not when he gave that look. The group of friends was just glad that Hibari hadn't been forced into the viewing room. They weren't sure how many of them would have gotten out of there alive if he had been. As it was, five high tech monitors gave their lives to show the Vongola Guardians 'Reborn Host Club.' Even Tsuna blew one up, but that was when he realized that he was cast as a girl. It was then that Mafia Rule Number 700 was written and began circulating the underworld. Never, ever, cast Sawada Tsunayoshi, the Vongola Decimo, as a girl if you value your life.
A/N: Well? Does it satisfy your need for wanton destruction? Do you have any more videos for me? So far I have Guardian trailers, 'Have you met Tsuna?', Disney amvs, 'this is my ringtone' with Hibari, and an Abridged Episode. Oh, and let me know if you want me to do all the abridged episodes I can find. If I get enough people saying 'yes' to that idea, I may make it a separate fic. If you have any other 'series' videos, such as the abridged series, let me know and I'll see what I can do. Thank you all, you've been a wonderful audience.
