Hey!

What's up?

The sky.

So Dylan, how are things?

Good. We're rehearsing for LeakyCon.

That's cool, so Dylan where are you from?

San Francisco, California.

Is it hot there?

Yea-

Hot like a stove?

Yeah, its like summer all the time.

Always? So there's no season change? Time never passes? Is it Neverland?

N- yes… I'm from Neverland.

Are you Peter Pan?

No, but he's a good friend of mine and Wendy is j-

How tall are you?

Huh?

How tall are you?

5'8".

When's your birthday?

April 8th, 1986.

OMG! That's the same day as mine!

Really? That's totally awesome!

I know right?! And we're just 11 years apart!

Wow, um ok then.

So, who's your Starkid crush?

Well it used to be Meredith but I'm over it.

Really?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yep.

Do you know where Joey Richter lives?

Uhhh… Orange County. I think. Why?

SO DYLAN, it has been said you swear a lot.

That's pretty fucking true...

Why?

I'm from a loud family.

Did you know a lot of fans think you have the best male voice?

Really? That's great! Thank you!

Do you agree?

What?

DO YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE THE BEST MALE VOICE?

Umm well I wouldn't say that-

Your voice melts their hearts and souls.

That's… nice.

Are you single?

… yeah…

I know someone who would love to date you…

Who?

Sorry, I can't tell she will kill me if I say so.

Okay then.

What's your favorite color?

Green, like a forest green-

MOOSE

What?

What?

Well it was nice meeting you Dylan!

Same here.

See you soon.

Soon?

*whispers I love you

What?

Nothing! Byeee!

Au revoir!

Author's note: Well what did you think?

R&R

Next person is a surprise!