Chapter 41: Sweet and Sappy with a Side of Disney

This time, it was Haru, who had been on a Disney bieng lately, that found a Disney AMV with footage of, you guessed it, the Vongola. By this point, no-one really cared if there was a TV show engineered by Reborn or simply ghost cameras following them around, nor did they care if these youtubers got their footage from the show or the ghost cameras... or how they would get the footage from said cameras. At the moment, all they really cared about was that... "You found a Disney AMV for the song 'we are one' and want to show it where?!" asked Tsuna.
"Haih! I said I wanted to show it at dinner," Haru said. Tsuna shook his head.
"Show me the video and I'll see if it's worthy of being shown at dinner," he said, fearing that he'd have to shoot her down. She grinned and played it. "Nice, soft intro," Tsuna noted, then came the first three lines. He snorted. "Nice choice of sequences for the phrase, 'so much we don't understand," he chuckled.
"Things don't always... go the way we planned." Haru nodded sagely.
"It's true," she said. Tsuna gave her one of his patented 'I'm with a dense idiot' looks.
"It's saying that while I'm in a coffin!" he said. She shrugged, he sighed, and the video restarted. After a few lines, Tsuna's eyes started to tear up. "Then again... that part fits too," he said. Haru smiled. He liked it! Or did he? Tsuna was good at faking emotions when he was feeling sarcastic, which was become increasingly frequent.
"There is so much I must be, can't I still just be me?" Tsuna nodded vigorously.
"Indeed, I wish to know," he said, casting a pointed look toward a suspicious bookcase. Reborn sweatdropped in the privacy of his disguise. Tsuna had been getting better at pinpointing where he was. A few more seconds and Tsuna shivered. "I hated that pink tube of time-travel. How could Lambo stand it?" Haru patted him on the shoulder, knowing exactly what it was like. She had traveled through it as well after all. When the video was done, Tsuna sighed. "Fine, but you get to be the one who deals with the Guardians. I am not going to go anywhere near an emotional Ryohei and do not get me started on the waterworks Gokudera would provide," he said, turning from the screen that had popped out of no-where(Vongola. Nuff said) and back to his paperwork(it was laughing at him. He just knew it! Those stacks loved to torment him). Haru paled slightly. A crying Gokudera? She hadn't thought of that. And what would Royhei do?

"AHH! JUUDIAME! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!"
"EXTREMELY TRUE!"
"Ahaha~! Yep!"
"Kufufufufu~! Why am I not included?"
"... Hn."
"Mukuro-sama... why are you stabbing illusion bunnies with Bossu's hair style?"
"Kyahahahaha~! Lambo-sama wants cake!"

On second thought... the Guardians have personalities that make it hard to imagine what they would do. All the same, Tsuna set up the viewing, and a hidden Spanner Inc. camera. What? You thought he'd pass up the opportunity to make a home video of all his Guardians making fools out of themselves because of a sappy youtube video? Fat chance.

"Wait... when did Tsuna go to that blue glowy place? And what was up with the flame mask people?"
"You really are an idiot. It never happened."
"Ahahaha~! You sure? Maybe we should ask Tsuna."
"You shall not bother Juudiame, this I have decreed."
"Since when do you talk like that?"
"Shut up, Yakuu-Baka."
"Hey, guys, is that a camera?"
"..."
"... Yes, yes it is."
"..."
"..."
"Why?"
"..."
"..."
"... Reborn?"
"Makes sense."

Ah, Reborn, one of the most perfect and all encompassing plot devices ever invented in the history of plot devices. Hibari comes not long after. Late for class? Just say Hibari's name and all the teacher does is tell you to take a seat. Covered in dirt, blood, scratches, and suffering from a concussion? Hibari... or Reborn... or both. Both would be awful. Some weird gun pops out of no-where? Reborn. You're found underneath a waterfall? Reborn. Lost on a mountain? Reborn. In a hurry and need a way to get away from people trying to talk to you? Reborn or Hibari. Something freaky, strange, dangerous, or otherwise not normal happens or is forced upon you? Reborn. A kind, sweet, innocent boy who could never hurt a fly comes back from a trip with healing wounds, haunted eyes, and a dangerous aura that keeps almost everyone away? Oh, most definitely Reborn. See what I mean? I'm sure there are more, but I'll leave some for you to come up with.

"Say, do you think Tsuna's watching?"
"No."
"Taping this so as to laugh at our humiliation at his leisure?"
"Why would he do that?"
"Kufufu~ The little rabbit is not all he seems."
"... Um... Mukuro? Yeah, we figured that out about two weeks after getting to know him."
"... Shut up, I hate all of you."
"... Um..."
"EXTREMELY CONFUSED!"
"I think Bossu might just have taped his own Youtube video."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Tsuna's not that mean... right?"
"Well... it's not like he chose to tape our reaction to any of the more embarrassing videos, right? This one was just..."
"Sickeningly sweet and all too true?"
"Wow, I think that might be the longest sentence I've heard you say without using your catch phrase."
"... I'll bite you to death."
"A~nd there it is. Wonderful."
"Wow, Takeshi used sarcasm. Will wonders never cease?"

Hum... not quite what you expected, was it? Well, when youtube gives you sweet and endearing mixed with Vongola Guardians what are you to do? At least Tsuna got a rather amusing video out of it. His friends' faces were the best part, and particularly hard to write. I'll leave that to your imagination.

A/N: I need more videos that aren't Hibari or Mukuro centric... no matter how much you love tormenting them.