Hi!
Heyy!
How's it going?
Great!
So Lauren, where are you from?
I'm from Royal Oak, Michigan and you can call me Lo.
And when's your birthday Lo?
March 8th, 1986.
Do you believe in Laurwalk?
What's that?
A shipping, a paring, an OTP.
I still don't get it…
You and Joe sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
There's nothing going on between me and Joe!
It's 'Joe and I' actually…
Why does everyone assume that Joe and I are dating?
Well, for starters he kissed you on the back in 'Starship'
I don't think he meant-
Do you see the way he looks at you?
No, what do you mean?
He looooovvvesss you.
No! we're just friends!
DENIAL! DENIAL! YOU'RE IN DENIAL!
I am not!
Yes you are.
No!
YESSS
NO!
YES! AND YOU BLOODY WELL KNOW IT!
FINE! I LIKE JOE, ARE YOU FUCKIING HAPPY NOW?!
Yes I am.
…
Red Vine?
No thank you.
DOESN'T ANYONE WANT A RED VINE? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!
I can't-
CAN'T?! CAN'T IS A WORD FOR SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN BEATEN AND BROKEN AND THAT IS NOT THE PERSON I SEE SITTING BEFORE ME!
I'm allergic to wheat, therefore can't eat Red Vines.
Well thats changes things... so you can't eat waffles, pancakes, or french toast?
Nope, unless there's no wheat or dairy.
Oh my Wizard God that's horrible!
Yeah, it bothers me a lot sometimes…
Pancakes with no wheat or milk that's like nonalcoholic beer!
…How old are you?
Ummmm… moving on. It has been said you are hyper active and annoying, is that true?
Yeah, I guess so.
So Lo, the most asked question is how tall are you?
I am 5 feet tall on the dot!
Really? Wow.
Yep I did dance a lot like ballet and lyrical. That's why probably…
How long did you do ballet for?
17 years.
That's a long time…
Yep…
Kiss, kill, or marry for Brian, Walker, and Joey.
Wait… what?
Pick your poison!
Ummm… kiss Joey, kill Brian, and marry Walker.
Why kill Brian?
'Cause he's really annoying sometimes.
Like you?
Well kind of we like to get on each other's nerves…
So like flirting?
No, not at all.
Why?
'Cause I like Joe remember?
I do not appreciate your sarcasm young lady!
I 'm older than you!
…Did you know this is a recorded conversation?
WHAT?!
Yes, I will be telling the boys all about this…
NO! PLEASE!
Well that's all the time we have!
DONT TELL THEM!
Bye Lo!
DON'T TELL-
Well that was interesting (boring)! Right?
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I just found out I am going to Chicago next week so hopefully I'll meet Starkid and not have a mental breakdown…
Bye!
