Hello!

Hi!

What is your name?

My name is Joseph Donald-

QUACK

Moses.

HA HA! DONALD DUCK!

Yeah I –

QUACK

This is what it's like to be interviewed.

Okay then…

Do you like it?

Hmm?

Do you like how it feels?

I'm-

So moving forward did you date Jaime?

What?

The 'Joe and Jaime show'?

No, we were just friends when that happened.

Were?

Never mind.

Did you guys go out?

No.

Then what happened to the show?

She moved back to Chicago.

Did that make you lonely?

Yeah kind of-

You're Mr. Lonley, you have nobody to call your own.

I am not alone!

'Cause you're here with me!

Damn it! I meant relationship wise.

Oh really? Then who are you dating?

I'm not telling you…

So, you don't have a girlfriend? Or boyfriend? It doesn't matter to me.

I have a girlfriend!

LIES

Fine! I don't.

So Joseph, when is your birthday?

August 14th, 1987

Well that's soon isn't it?

Yeah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD DUCK!

Thanks. I'm not Donald Duck though.

Yes you are.

You're absurd…

NO, YOU ARE YOU BUTT TRUMPET!

So Snape, it has been widely rumored that if your channel gets 1 million views you will interview a Pterodactyl.

Yep, that's true.

You look like Tom Hiddleston.

Really? I do.

Yep.

Thanks?

Mewling quim.

What?

He he. Nothing!

What does that mean?

Look it up!

Ummm…. Ok then.

Meow.

I'm a cat.

Are you drunk?

Maybe? Do you want me to be?

That's not wh-

Do you want to be drunk?

Maybe. What do you have?

JOSEPH MOSES! I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED IN YOU!

You sound like my mom.

Maybe I am your mom, JMOM.

Ha ha. I see what you did there.

You are so immature.

ME?! I'M IMMATURE?!

Yeah you kinda are…

I'm not the one acting like a drunk cat!

MEANIE!

D-don't cry…

I'm sorry, ok?

Bye Joe.

Bye-

Douchebag.

Hey!-