Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the setting. I do own the reactions though.

A/N: I made this video up. It does not exist. If you make it, send me the link in a PM. Please.

Warning! OOCness and no timeline.

Chapter 45: Sailor!Vindice?

The Vindice were the feared boogie men of the Mafia. Acrobaleno corpses fueled by Night Flames, they terrified all who saw them. "Bermuda... have you ever sailed a ship?" Jager asked his boss. The cursed(because what else would you call a corpse who kept living because of hate and despair? Just because they weren't technically Arcobaleno didn't mean their curse was lifted after all) Prison Guard would have quirked an eyebrow at his subordinate if he still had an eyebrow to quirk.

"No. Why do you ask?" Jager shifted uneasily, then brought forward a... "Since when did you have an Ipad?" Bermuda asked, looking at what was undeniably an Ipad in his fellow Guard's hands.

"Christmas. But that's not the point, Bermuda!" Jager said, jabbing a finger at the screen. "Since when were we pirates?!" Bermuda blinked and took a closer look at the screen. Sure enough, it was a video about the Vindice. As Pirates. 'Come let us sing the sailor song~!'

"One, that's not my voice. Two, I have no clue what this song is. Three... these are pencil drawings. Of us doing our job. This is in no way a representation of us as pirates," Bermuda said, staring at the... thing. 'Lots of sex appealing...' "And four... no. Just... no. We are embodiments of terror and revenge, not... that," the Mafia Jailor declared, mildly revolted.

"Have you ever... ?" Jager started, cutting himself off as a very sharp chain appeared very close to his neck.

"Finish that sentence and you'll find yourself a head shorter," Bermuda growled. Jager disappeared through a Night Portal. His chains shot back out to grab his Ipad though.

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A/N: So what did you think? Oh and, the song is real.

Hint for a future chapter: 'What do you do with a drunken sailor?' 'Tuna-fish~!' *evil laughter *

Whoever can guess what song I'm going to put to which character gets a shout out!

Special note! Here are the youtube tags for all the previous videos... where applicable.

1a: Ode to the VOI!

Youtube tag: /watch?v=VURe3J_9ypE

1b: Katekyo Hitman Reborn – Squalo's VOOOOOOOOOOOI Song

Youtube tag: /watch?v=9pkcZdugTQI

2: Yamamoto FAIL

Youtube tag: /watch?v=2O1qgl5th1I

And Dying Will Bullet's 'Yamamoto's Backstory'

Sadly, this one has been removed and is no longer on youtube.

Here's a cover of it: /watch?v=3qLD50qIiJc

3: This is VARIA!

youtube tag: /watch?v=EYRe_HVEXro

4: DWB Literal Days

This one has also been removed and is no longer available. Sorry.

5: [MMD] What I do After School

youtube tag: /watch?v=ktbKHO9C9bo

6: Erm... A whole lot of 'best of Lambo' vids? I didn't have one in mind and none were actually described so... Yeah.

7: Juudaime! Gokudera Remix

Youtube tag: /watch?v=RnVLbyytKCg

8: Reborn fires his laser

It looks like this video has been removed in the three years since I saw it as well. However, I believe you get the idea even if you can't actually see it. Come on youtube junkies, you've seen this meme before!

9: So Mukuro, what do you do with your spare time?

Youtube tag: /watch?v=mwg2NIMyb4o

10: MMD KHR don't don

Again, the video I used is gone. No clue what happened. It's been three years since I touched this fic!

11: Any video showing Fran's Bel box weapon.

Here's a tag for one of them: /watch?v=DdiIrTHb-8U

12: I had based this off of a Mukuro and Chrome Gangnam MMD, but this one works even better!

MMD Byakuran Mukuro – Gangnam Style

Youtube tag: /watch?v=TrltF7LcNM8

13: Varia Guyyyy!

It appears to have been deleted. What a shame.

14: Cool Whip

youtube tag: /watch?v=yZKAO3UvdBU

15: [MMD] Newcomer – Adult Reborn

youtube tag: /watch?v=LzCl5Po6th4

song: Around the World by Daft Punk... I think. If you want the full effect, you'll have to play the song in a separate tab since the audio has been muted.

16: Fran kills Lussuria

youtube tag: /watch?v=R6rfPP6elOI

17: invader mukuro

youtube tag: /watch?v=3Nc-XI5aNgI

18: [MMD] Oppa Hitman Style... I think. Are there other videos of just Adult!Reborn and Hibari dancing together? If so, they could be used as well, but Oppa Hitman Style is the one I have a tag for.

Youtube tag: /watch?v=tWaFpVDHCd4

19: Oppa Reborn Style

What can I say, I was on a Gangnam Style kick!

Youtube tag: /watch?v=woGOAu-5k7c

20: XX SAVE THE WORLD XX

It seems to have been deleted. Too bad, it was pretty epic in my opinion.

21: MMD PuruTadi Pai Rangers [Katekyo Hitman Reborn!]

youtube tag: /watch?v=HTUN1ssl6Dc

I think it might actually have different characters than I mentioned in this one, but it's the same song and motion so... I say it counts.

22: KHR- Byakuran marshmallow mass murder

youtube tag: /watch?v=eeakbxGHGOs

23: Reborn crack

I think it was originally by VongolaCrack, but this is the one I found that matches with my description of the actions.

Youtube tag: /watch?v=l19yyxnB4Ms

24: MY IMAGINATION!

Seriously, it's a special. No video.

25: hitman sailor reborn

youtube tag: /watch?v=62pkT-lz5Lw

26: Reborn Puppet Pals III: the mysterious ticking noise

youtube tag: /watch?v=B5ge-KgWMmw

27: [DWB] KHR abridged- the mysterious clicking noise

youtube tag: /watch?v=GjHOocPgo_M

28: Yamamoto x Gokudera – Barbie Girl

youtube tag: /watch?v=xNUaWD7MV-o

29: KHR TIK TOK PARODY

youtube tag: /watch?v=K6KZQmoJNYs

30: The one I used didn't show up... but an English translation did.

182769 Doujinshi :: [[The North Wind and the Sun]]

Youtube tag: /watch?v=5egJc89fdxo

31: There is no longer an English version of Gokudera's backstory, but if you can stand the horrible Spanish version, it's out there. I will not send you there because... well... *tries to repress memory* I just won't, okay?

32: [KHR] Shamal the Bed Intruder

youtube tag: /watch?v=Wn9fiD9ewP4

33: Tsuna and Reborn's backstory

The original by DyingWillBullet is gone, so here's a cover I found.

Youtube tag: /watch?v=d3TUP9B0Fp4

34: [KHR] Tsuna's Double Rainbow

youtube tag: /watch?v=2Me871L-7DY

35: … Yes, that just happened

youtube tag: /watch?v=2Me871L-7DY

36: world is mine6918

This may or not be the one I originally based the chapter off of, but it is suitably... eh, there are no words. I believe Hibari's reaction is accurate.

youtube tag: /watch?v=zL8aS8BGMh8

37: [DWB] Hibari Reads Shakespeare' done by DyingWillBullet

Just gotta say, re-watching this vid... I love Gokudera's face when Hibari says, 'Come Clarence, help me to my closet.' He's like, 'What the heck dude? What's wrong with you?' HA! Priceless.

youtube tag: /watch?v=c9XTNZTFXOQ

38: Tsuna has never had friends like these

youtube tag: /watch?v=kdN8PPcovKs

39: Reborn Host Club

Ya know... casting Yamamoto as Mori was pretty accurate. But... Yamamoto is far more talkative than Mori. Ah well, it was amusing.

youtube tag: /watch?v=Isubgok2wGA

40: Have you met Tsuna?

Youtube tag: /watch?v=AlGNGsYy1zs

Mukuro = pineapple

Gokudera = orange

Hibari = cucumber

Ken = papaya

Ya know, I really should have put that key at the end of that chapter... Ah well, maybe I'll go back and edit it later.

41: KHR AMV – We are One

youtube tag: /watch?v=3WXPPAKLFzE

It's really a beautiful video that's wonderfully timed with perfectly chosen visuals. Highly recommended just... have a toothbrush ready. It's that sweet.

42: Hibari seems to have 'taken care of' his trailer. I can't find it. Boo, Hibari! BOO~!

43: This one was a 'characters theme' video with Disney songs. I can't find the video, but I did list the songs and who they were paired with. Hope that's good enough!

44: Hibari's ringtone

Youtube tag: /watch?v=k9KN74hJoQ8