Hi

Hey

How are you?

Fine. How about you?

Good.

Great.

This is the most normal conversation I've had so far…

Really?

Yep.

Damn.

So, what's your full name?

Joseph Schwartz Walker.

Schwartz?

Yeah…

That's worse than Donald Duck!

Moses?

Ha ha ha yeah.

Schwartz is my mom's maiden name.

I see. So birthday?

February 6th, 1987.

And where are you from?

I was born in NYC but I grew up in Massachusetts.

That explains the Red Sox hat otherwise you'd be a traitor like Darren.

DUR DUR DUR

HATERS GONNA HATE DA MAMA!

Overkill?

Just a bit.

I'm the dramatic one in the group.

I can see that.

Who else have you interviewed?

Can't say but… I heard a certain someone likes you…

Everybody likes me I AM MAMA UMBRIDGE!

Joe. STAPH

Sorry I had too!

Who is it?

I'm not going to play cupid Joe.

Fine, but you would be a totally awesome cupid.

Not going to work!

Fine.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c-

MOO!

Ha! Moses taught me that!

Of course he did.

Jubilee42

Huh?

Richter's Wifi password.

Thanks! Wait… how did you know?

My friend Hardison.

Hardison?

Yep.

Isn't he the guy on Leverage?

Yeah, but he's also real.

I see. Like how Pinkie Pie is real?

Exactly.

If cupid had a heart…

Ugh. Not that song.

You don't like Princess Diaries?

I do but not that song and I'm not going to be cupid.

Thou art cruel.

Yes I am. Stephen Moffat helps me with that.

Moffat is a Dark Lord indeed.

Imagine a Harry Potter, Super Natural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, and Narnia crossover by him.

THE FEELS! OH THE FEELS WILL KILL US ALL!

I know! Cry with me Joseph!

*sobbing

*sobbing

The feels of thy thoughts dear Moffat art cruel.

Indeed

*cries.

There there young man all shall be well.

Dawn a new day… a bright horizon… a new sunrise!

Ah… shit balls we're out of time.

Really?

Yeah…

Thank you for my feels.

You're welcome.

Don't tell the others.

Uh Joe? This is a recorded conversation…

What?!

Ha. Your crush had the same reaction!

WHAT?!

Tis destiny… Tis fate…

Who? But… but who?

Till next time!

Tell me-

Déjà vu anyone? Ha sorry it took so long everyone. I'm taking 8 credit classes (don't do that) so yeah…

Bye!

~mysterygirl22