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Chapter 48: Cloud and Mist... Party Elements?
Tsuna blamed Reborn for this mess. Why else would his two most feared Guardians have dragged him here for... whatever this was?
"Party People~!"
Let's back up a bit, shall we?
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Vongola Decimo and his Guardians were some of the most respected figures in the Mafia... even if they were cleaning it up. No, wait, that wasn't quite the right description. They were like a Phoenix, spreading their wings of cleansing fire over the whole of the Mafia, one Mafioso at a time. Still, that cleansing fire was to be respected for like a Sun, it both healed... and destroyed. So, no-one wanted to offend the Vongola by not inviting them to a party.
That was how Tsuna found himself in the penthouse level of a Mafia Front, dealing with Dons who were petrified by him. Or, at least, by his reputation. Which he could pin solely on Reborn. (The fact that two-thirds of his reputation could be laid on his Cloud and his Mist, respectively, was studiously ignored.)
(Similarly, the fact that a fifth of his reputation came directly from his own actions, his own fiercely protective and magnetic personality, was also ignored.)
It was a surprise, and a bit of a relief, when he felt Mukuro's Mist wrapping around him and 'Alaude's' Handcuffs pulling him away from the crowd. Never before had Tsuna been so glad that Hibari didn't do crowds.
The fact that Mukuro had helped Hibari steal him away didn't cross his mind.
He'd come to regret missing that fact very soon.
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"I think I understand why you hate crowds so much, Hibari," Tsuna told his Cloud, taking a deep breath of fresh air. Even if he was standing on the helicopter pad of the skyscraper, Tsuna felt completely at ease. He had his Gloves, he could fall into HDW mode at a moments notice, and two of his most dangerous, not to mention paranoid, Guardians were with him to give that moment's notice. What did he have to be afraid of?
The answer?
"Omnivore, can you work a camcorder?"
A lot.
Tsuna blinked and gave his Cloud a confused look. "Y~es... Why?" he asked, suspicious. He tapped into his Flames just to be sure these were really Hibari and Mukuro.
(The oddness of the two working together was beginning to register.)
(As was the fact that the two looked like they'd hit the Russian Vodka.)
"Annoying Herbivore?" Hibari asked, looking toward Mukuro. The other male nodded and a boombox appeared behind Tsuna... just before a...
'Wait... is this J-Pop or K-Pop? I... I'm a bit confused,' interjected the author. The three Mafioso/Vigilantes looked around for the mysterious voice, but not even Tsuna could find the speaker.
'Look at the script by the vid, regenengel3! It's clearly J-Pop,' another voice argued.
'Yeah... but listen to the lyrics! Disregarding the Engrish, it sounds almost Korean!' the first voice said.
'Oh, just get one with it, would you?! The readers have been waiting for years for you to update this fic... with this chapter. Just write the dance scene already!'
'Oh, fine. Be that way. A song played. That was Asian. Mostly. With gratuitous amounts of Engrish sprinkled in. There, happy?'
'Meh, it'll do. NOW GET ON WITH IT! The characters are attempting to give us odd looks.' Said characters settled for giving each other WTF faces instead. Hibari's was barely a look, more like a tightening of his brows and slightly narrower eyes. Tsuna had the best WTF face though.
Because Tsuna was Boss.
(He amended his previous observation. They'd all hit the Russian Vodka. Hard.)
'Stop it with the asides and just do it already!'
Geez, pushy Commenter. FINE! Tsuna decided the crazy voices in the sky were figments of his still rather active imagination and restarted the J/K-Pop song he had no clue about and began filming Hibari and Mukuro as they... Danced? Seriously? Had the Voices been right about that dance scene?
He so blamed Reborn for this.
Yes, even the Voices.
('Maybe he paid Mammon to add those in?')
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It was when he was editing the footage, three nights later in a fit of boredom, that Tsuna realized what a goldmine he had on his computer. What was this goldmine?
Blackmail.
On his Cloud and his Mist.
He grinned and decided... he had the perfect video for Home Movie Night.
Hibari and Mukuro sure weren't going to show it.
Hidden in a secret tunnel behind a lesser used bookcase, Reborn approved of the devious plot of his formerly Dame student. "I've taught you well... Tsunayoshi-san," he said, shadowing his eyes even further with his fedora. The hitman ghosted back down the tunnel, pursued by the Decimo's evil chuckles.
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'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
Hibari's eyes went wide as he snapped his head around to stare at the Omnivore. Tsuna was watching the video with a smile that would have looked more at home on Mukuro that the Omnivore.
"Take it like a Carnivore, Hibari," the omnivore said, waving a nearly negligent(or would that have been 'nonchalant?) hand toward the screen.
'We're going down like 'unh!'
Mukuro's brow twitched, his smile becoming strained as he did not look at Tsunayoshi. Or the screen.
'We so Party People!'
Yamamoto was having trouble holding in his laughter. 'Hibari's in this? Hibari?!' he thought.
'For the Party People!'
Hibari and Mukuro came into view and Yamamoto lost his battle. To his credit though, he managed to keep it down to barely heard chuckles. 'Hibari and Mukuro? Oh man, it just. Gets. Better!'
'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
We're going down like 'unh!'
We so Party People!
For the Party People!'
Gokudera and Ryohei were trying to contain their laughter.
Kyoko and Haru began dancing along.
Tsuna just grinned, happy to see his family having fun.
'Every time I look into your eyes~!'
Lambo wasn't even trying to hold back his laughter, though he did move back from the rest a bit.
Chrome joined Haru and Kyoko, who were still dancing along to the video.
'Ya got me hold nanea~!'
"Wait... what was that?" Gokudera asked even as Ryohei lost control of his laughter. Tsuna shrugged.
"I haven't gotten around to checking the lyrics on the internet, so I honestly have no clue," he said.
'So get up and move your bo~dy~!'
Gokudera couldn't take anymore and began to chuckle. It wasn't the words(even though they were rather amusing when put to those two) but the motions. "I never knew you two were into modern dance," he said, trying for 'light' but getting 'highly amused' instead. He got growled at for his trouble.
'So get up and move your bo~dy~!
Shake out the tail, let's Pa~rt~y!'
Tsuna began to chuckle as well... though it sounded a lot like a cross between Mukuro and Reborn.
The Guardians were understandably unsettled by this.
(They blamed Reborn for corrupting their sweet Tsunayoshi.)
'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
We're going down like 'unh!'
We so Party People!
For the Party People!'
'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
We're going down like 'unh!'
We so Party People!
For the Party People!'
'Anything ya want, my babies~!'
Tsuna was forced to pause the video as the until-then quiet laughter exploded into out-and-out guffaws. His own laughter returned(meaning he was actually laughing and not unconsciously mixing Reborn's and Mukuro's 'chuckles.')
"EXTREMELY FUNNY!" bellowed Ryohei, punching the air as tears rolled down his cheeks. No-one else was much better.
It took them a good five seconds to calm down enough to continue watching.
'Must be double for mea~!'
Tsuna made a mental note for his family to get their ribs checked. If the way Gokudera was holding his sides was any indication, a few might be bruised from trying to repress laughter.
'So get up and move your bo~dy~!
Shake out the tail, let's Pa~rt~y!'
Hibari and Mukuro were straight up glaring at Tsuna now. The Boss honestly didn't care.
This was way too much fun to regret.
"Remember, you asked for this," Tsuna reminded the Skylark. Hibari huffed and crossed his arms, sinking into his seat. No way was he going to admit to being drunk at a mafia party.
'So get up and move your bo~dy~!
Shake out the tail, let's Pa~rt~y!'
Mukuro took the coward's way out and hid himself under an illusion.
Hibari was not jealous.
'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
We're going down like 'unh!'
We so Party People!
For the Party People!'
'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
We're going down like 'unh!'
We so Party People!
For the Party People!'
Tsuna, noticing his Mist's illusion and his Cloud's sulking, unconsciously mimicked Mukuro's 'I've-got-you-at-my-mercy-and-praying-won't-help' smirk(the illusionist's smirks spoke volumes).
'So get up and move your bo~dy~!
Shake out the tail, let's Pa~rt~y!'
Reborn saw Tsuna's smirk and approved... even if he wished his student would have unconsciously mimicked his 'I'm-going-to/am-enjoying-your-suffering' smirk(the hitman's smirks also spoke volumes[they had to in his line of work. A hitman needed to maintain a certain level of dangerous mystery after all]).
'So get up and move your bo~dy~!
Shake out the tail, let's Pa~rt~y!'
Hibari was attempting to become one with the corner.
It wasn't working too well.
'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
We're going down like 'unh!'
We so Party People!
For the Party People!'
'Mmm, shake it like 'what?'
We're going down like 'unh!'
We so Party People!
For the Party People!'
"Hey, Tsuna?" Yamamoto asked, staring at the screen.
"Hum?"
"How did you not notice the armed helicopter hovering above Hibari and Mukuro?" Tsuna blinked and took a closer look.
"Oh, because Mukuro had put up a silencing illusion strong enough to fool the camcorder into thinking there was no air noise during filming. We quickly rejoined the party after I pointed it out. And Mukuro had used his Mist Flame to trick them into not remembering the impromptu dance number on the helipad," Tsuna answered, waving his Rain Guardian's concern away.
"You expect us to believe that, a perfectly choreographed dance number, was completely unplanned?" Gokudera challenged. Tsuna gave him a blank look.
"Do you want to think about them rehearsing that? With none of us noticing?" he asked. Gokudera winced.
"Withdrawn."
"I thought so," Tsuna said, retrieving his video. "And if I find this on the net, I will be having words with whoever posts it. Understood?" His Guardians nodded and Tsuna beamed at them. "That said, feel free to use this," he wiggled the USB stick, "as an inside joke."
No-one had a problem with that.
Except for the Mist and Cloud, but they didn't get a say in it.
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A/N:
So? What did you think? Hilarious right? Oh, just to clear things up, I only typed out the Engrish parts seeing as I would totally butcher the Asian portions. Much like how I couldn't tell if it was J-Pop or K-Pop. Hench the fourth wall break.
Title of the video: 【MMD】雲雀&骸/Get Up & Move!【REBORN!】
Youtube tag: /watch?v=Yeyo2SOwn4I
Hope ya'll enjoyed this extra long chapter! Please don't get mad that I didn't describe the dance, I'm just really bad at it. Plus, your imagination is sometimes better than mine. Until next time... leave a review!
