"Hey Gaedrial, your letter is here!" Adrianna addressed me.
Adrianna was my beautiful secretary from the Unova region, and she had always treated me quite well, since I was so rich and all.
I didn't respond to her at all, instead, I just took the letter from her tight grasp, "Thank you…" I said to her coldly, as I had something else on my mind.
"You might want to open that quickly!" She exclaimed to me. I didn't say anything back and just sipped from my coffee cup slowly and methodically.
Adrianna was always desperate for my attention. So she pushed up her bra as she unbuttoned the first button of her shirt: "Mr. Gaebold, I'm feeling a bit flushed and would like a glass of water."
"Woman, please leave me alone." I sulked before I sulked into the bathroom.
My life was one big fart. All I could ever think about was how people judged me and said I couldn't have hardships just because I was rich and sexy.
But there was one thing that always cheered me up…
"Honey, we're hoooome!" I heard multiple sweet voices serenade me from the living room.
I stormed out nervously to the living room and I blushed: for standing before me was… ALL MY HOT GIRLFRIENDS!
A busy redhead walked towards me: "Hey Gaedriel, Misty is here to see you." And then she gvae me a wink.
"Ladies please, I'm not prepared for this yet. I have several business meetings meetings to get to today and I-"
I was interrupted by Vanessa, the beautiful raven haired 5'8 Goddess: "Don't think you're getting away so easily, you still need to pay us back that favor HMMMM."
"What favor?" I asked swiftly as I tried to hide my you-know-what.
I was way too innocent for this. Despite being rich and very handsome I was very shy around women and tried to get them off of me but all they could do was swarm to me like sweaty neck beards to an anime convention.
None of the 8 SEXY women gave me a correct answer, as they all just giggled at me cheerily.
The 7'0 monster woman with green skin and long purple hair began shouting at me: "You didn't give us the cuddle time like you said you would last Friday!"
"OOOOOH!" I yelled in sudden realization, "I thought you guys were talking about something more dirty hahahaha."
Suddenly, the 4'0 blonde one came charging at me and smacked me with her fan, "STUPID BAKA! Stop being so dirty minded! What makes you think I would choose YOU if you picked me to be your wife!"
"Whaaaa?" I questioned loudly, "But I didn't think that I had to choose between my 8 sexy girlfriends?"
The short-haired dark skin one with pink eyes came up to me, "You have to choose one of us. You can't love all of us. Because what is love if not monogamous?"
I was lost deep in my thoughts. How could I choose between them when they all had such good qualities? Adrianna was a loyal secretary and seems like a slut. Misty had huge bazoongas. Vanessa was like a hot model and was so confident and mature. The minister troll looking one was kinda ugly, yet it made her even hotter somehow: she was HUUUGE! The soondereh one was really cool too. The pink haired one had a great personality trait I could see myself living with forever but she was really dark.. And also there were the other 3 ones who don't have screen time but trust me they're also an option.
"You must go on a date with each of us."
"To decide who you shall spend your life with."
"Pick me or DIE!" They all said simultaneously. I couldn't believe my eyes at the fact they were making me CHOOSE.
I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings I just wanted us to all get along.
"How about you all be my wife on different days of the week." I asked with a nervous and innocent twitch in my voice.
"Nooooooo" they all moaned at the same time as they tried to get my attention by clapping their thighs.
"Duh- Ya- I-" I stuttered nervously like a malfunctioning on the spectrum go-cart: "Just because I'm amazing doesn't mean you have to fight for me! I go to the bathroom twice a day and only wash my sheets once a week!"
My abhorrent and totally real character flaws were not enough to deter them as some of them started clinging to me and flaunting what they got on their body.
"Take me shopping!" Misty cried.
"Let's go grocery shopping like mature adults." The dark one said.
"Let's go hunting for orcs in the mines!" The sexy green one said to me.
"ENOUGH!" I screamed at them as I slapped a cheek of theirs "I will not stand for this! If you whores won't sleep with me RIGHT NOW I will jump out this window."
"Okay do it." The tsundere one said to me.
"Okay…" the extras grumbled as they fled the scene, not wanting to be blamed for my suicide.
"Cmon girls, let's get out of here!" Adrianna shouted as she led them to the door.
"Men suck!" The feminist one yelled as she stomped out in her last season flats.
After all of them left, Adrianna slammed the door behind them.
"There!" She asserted as she laid her bosom and buttocks in front of me, "I got rid of the trash! But I don't like you or anything BAKAAA."
OF COURSE. How could I have not known it all this time? Adrianna was loyal to me through and through.
"Let's have sex!" I exclaimed to the innocent girl as her body did the wave.
"Yes finally you understand my epiphanies and haven't squandered your our potential!" She balthed as she got into my lap.
"You are a sweet innocent girl and will make a good wife." She said to me.
"Okay." She said to me sexily as we then had the love.
I finally knew from this day on that I should never judge a book by its cover. Because it's what's on the inside of a woman that counts ;)
Author's note: hey guys and girls who I know are reading this (wank) This is only my 5th fanfiction of all time and im 14 so excuse any plot holes and R&R please!
