A/N: Prompt was for closeted Eddy who's afraid to come out.

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"Get a room."

It's a joke. Kevin is already walking off as he says it. Eddy still freezes, stops breathing, looks at everything but Double Dee wrapped in his arm. Then, because it's a joke, he laughs. He laughs too loud and too long; Kevin throws a weird look over his shoulder and Eddy slaps Double Dee so hard on the back that he stumbles and falls.

"Get a room," Eddy repeats like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard. He starts to offer Double Dee a hand, then stuffs both hands in his pockets instead. "Man, what a holler."