I heard a door close and a slight groan from across the room. I tried to lift my heavy head but I couldn't. I was on top of someone, they were tanned and very sweaty. Suddenly, a pain struck my rib and the person I was under moaned. They sat up so my legs were either side of their waist. I looked up to see a rough looking Phil. "What the fuck man?" He turned to Alan, who had just run over us. "Phil! Abi! Do not go in the bathroom." He shouted. "Abi?" Phil was confused. He turned to me and smirked. I slapped his face and stood up. "Fuck you Phil." I stood up to reveal I just had my underwear on. "Shit." I sat back down on the floor and pulled the covers off of Phil and wrapped them around me. In doing so, I revealed his bare torso. God, this guy was gorgeous. Snap out of it! He's your ex! He cheated on you! I stood up and walked into the bathroom. "No Abi-" I heard Alan shout as the door shut. I walked over to the basin and turned the tap on to wash my face. I heard a growling noise from next to me. I turned around and saw a TIGER. "Shit!" I screamed as it clawed my ankle lightly, leaving slight claw marks on my skin. I ran out of the bathroom and fell onto Phil. "M-My ankle!" I whined, rubbing my wound. Phil wrapped his arms around me. "Hey, what's wrong Abi?" He asked me softly. "The tiger. It, it got me!" "SEE!" Alan shouted, trying to cover his genitals. I pushed Phil's arms off me and sat down on the sofa near Stu. Phil sat down next to me and rubbed my arms, trying to warm me up. I looked down at my finger which was sore and saw a ring! "Shit." I muttered. I felt Phil tense up next to me as he moved his hands from my arms. "Abs, you got married!" Stu shouted. "Quiet! I know! I-I think I-I'm going to fain-" I blacked out.
"Abi! Babe?" I heard Phil plead. My eyes shot open and met with his. "Phil? What happened? All I remember is waking up next to you-Oh god! And seeing a tiger and a ring on my finger." I explained. "Oh god? What's so bad about waking up next to me?" "Well, I haven't slept with you since college! Ever since you lef-" Phil straightened himself up. "Left? You moved back to Britain! You're the one that left!" He said angrily. "I moved back to England after you went off with Steph, after my pregnancy scare Phil! You cheated on me and I couldn't handle it! So, so I moved. Yeah, but I had a valid reason!" I screamed. Tears were tumbling down my face and I ran into the room where Alan and Stu were stood, shortly followed by Phil. They were stood around an open closet as I walked over and asked what they were looking at. Alan pointed at a car seat which had a baby in it. I bent down and picked the baby up. It rested it's head on my shoulder as it cried and I bounced up and down with it. "Shush baby. Shush. Hey, it's okay. We'll get you back to mummy soon!" I calmed the baby. "Who's fucking baby is that?" Phil asked angrily. "Check it's collar or something." Alan added. I just glared at them. "Look Abs, we don't have time for this. Let's go hook up with Doug and deal with the baby later." "DON'T call me that and we are NOT leaving it in the room!" I slapped him and turned my attention back to the baby. "Phil, there's a tiger in the bathroom!" Stu added. "It's not our baby." Phil shot back. "I'm assuming Jess isn't either." I scoffed, hoping he hadn't heard me. Luckily, he didn't. "I gotta side with them on this one." Alan commented. "Alright, fine. We'll take it with us. Could you at least find some pants? Both of you." Phil said. I handed the baby to Stu and ran into my bedroom to get changed. I put some shorts on, a tank top and Phil's black shirt over my top. I found it on the bed and I didn't have a jacket with me. I strutted back to the door where the guys were waiting and out of it.
We were stood in the elevator. Stu towards the front holding a makeshift ice pack to his gum, Alan in the center, me next to him and Phil behind me. Stu was whining about feeling like shit when an older woman got on the elevator. She looked at the baby. "Oh, how cute. What's his name?" She asked, looking over to me, obviously assuming he was mine. "Ben." Phil replied. "Carlos." Alan corrected. "Carlos is my fiance's surname. Isn't that right, babe?" I explained, putting my hand on Alan's shoulder. "N-Uh, yeah." Alan said as I kicked him in the shin. I needed him to play along. I kissed his cheek and smiled. I could sense Phil tensing up behind me. Who gives a shit?
The guys went down to the pool to get something to eat, while me and Stu asked around for Doug. I noticed Paul, the guy from the lobby, sitting by the fountain so I went over to him. "Hey." "Oh Hey! Abigail?" "Yep, you remembered! How are you?" "I'm good but I don't think your boyfriend would want you to be talking to me." "Boyfriend? Oh, Phil? No. He's not my boyfriend. He's just..well..a prick." Paul laughed. His phone lit up and he looked at it. "Sorry Abi. That's my brother, talk to you later?" He slipped a piece of paper in my hand and fled. I opened it up to see a number. I smiled. "What's that?" I heard Phil say from over my shoulder. "Why would you care?" I said, folding the paper up and placing it in my pocket. I walked over to where Stu and Alan were stood with the baby. "Find Doug?" "No but we need to get to the hospital to talk to Phil's doctor from lastnight." "Aw, Philly was in the hospital last night?" I teased. "Yeah I was, and so were you!" Phil exclaimed, pointing to the yellow band on my wrist. "Shit."
At the valet, we had been given a police car. For some reason, I didn't think it was a mix up. Phil was driving, I was in the backseat with Alan and Stu was in the passenger's seat. We were stuck in traffic and Phil was getting pissed off. "C'MON!" He constantly yelled along with beeping the horn. I was trying to sleep and block out his yells but I couldn't. "Fuck me! Shut up!" I scoffed. "This is so illegal." Stu whined. "C'mon. Can't you see the fun part in anything?" Phil asked, irritated. Stu then started whining again whilst Alan agreed with Phil. I rested my head in my hands and tried my best to ignore them. The sirens suddenly went off on the police car and I felt the vehicle go onto the pavement. Phil was speaking into the intercom and Stu was screaming for him to dismount the curb. "Ma'am in the leopard dress, you have an amazing rack!" Phil spoke into the mic. "Fake though." I scoffed. He then pulled onto the road. "I should've been a fucking cop."
As we pulled up outside the horrible building, Stu turned to me. "You want to stay here? I know you don't like hospitals." He asked, smiling. "Yes. Thanks Stu." Alan took the baby out of the carrier. "Do you want to hold Carlos? He's good company." I giggled and took the baby, bouncing him on my lap as the guys went into the hospital. Carlos was smiling at me while he bobbed up and down. "I remember when my little girl was your age." Carlos smiled. "She never cried. She would just sleep and be fed and sleep and be fed." I was smiling while thinking about Jess. "I'm going to see her tomorrow. Her daddy is with us now but he doesn't know about her. He thought she was just a scare but I found out she wasn't when I moved back hom-" I stopped when the guys got in. "Hey! What was wrong with us?" I asked. "Nothing much. You grazed your ankle and I had a few bruised ribs." "Oh. Any more leads?" "Yeah actually. Some wedding at the Best Little Chapel." "Oh god. That sounds so tacky. I got married in a tacky chapel." Phil started the car up and we made our way to the chapel.
We pulled up and it was just as I expected. Tacky. It was pink, it had hearts all over it and said Best Little Chapel in blue writing. Ugh. "What about the baby?" Alan asked Phil. "Leave him in the car. We're only gonna be 5 minutes." "We are not leaving a baby in the car." "He'll be fine. I cracked the window." "PHIL! YOU'RE A FATHER!" I exclaimed. "And you'd know about parenting." He scoffed, walking into the chapel. Stu looked at me sincerely. Everyone knew about Jess. Everyone except the father. I took Carlos from the car and slammed the door, following the guys into the chapel. I saw some guy (who i assumed was the owner) hugging the guys, then he turned to me. "Ah, you a crazy chick! If anything happens with this guy, just give me a call!" He exclaimed, gesturing to Phil. "W-What?" "You don't remember nothing?" He led us to the counter placing two photo albums in front of us. I opened the one in front of me to reveal a picture that horrified me. It was Phil and I kissing in wedding attire while he had hold of my right breast. "Look at that." Phil uttered, grinning. Stu was freaking out about him marrying a stranger. "I'll tell you one thing. You look seriously happy here man." Phil said, pointing to Stu's cheesy grin on a photo. "That's it my life is over." Stu whined. "Look, shit happens. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this. This never happened." Eddie and a lady walked in with two boxes full of things. "What's that?" Alan asked. "The high roller package. It's what you guys ordered. We have coffee mugs, baseball caps and fancy calendars. All with pictures of Stu and Jade." "Her name's Jade?" Phil asked. I sat down on a sofa and buried my head in my hands. Fuck. I'm married to Phil. I thought as I battled the tears. "Eddie, here's the deal. We need to get this marriage annulled immediately. You do annulments?" "Of course I do annulments. Breaks my heart. Makes me very sad but I'll make a very good price for you. I can't do it with just him though. I need the chick." "But you can do ours?" I asked, standing up. "Of course. Are you sure? You two are perfect for each other." "I'm sure. Hand me the papers." Phil shook his head. As Eddie pushed the papers toward me, Phil pushed them back. "It can wait. We have more important things to do." I stormed out of the chapel and sat in the backseat with Carlos. I strapped him in the middle and tickled his belly, making him laugh. I then heard the guys voices. They were arguing again so I just shook my head. They soon got in. Phil in the front with Alan, Stu next to the baby. Alan turned around and cooed at Carlos. He then turned to Phil. "It'd be so cool if I could breastfeed, y'know?" I just rolled my eyes and put my head back, while Stu spoke to Melissa on the phone. I was startled by a baseball bat hitting my window. Two asian guys started smacking the car with bats and shouting at us. "Hey there is a baby on board!" Alan yelled as Carlos began to cry. Stu was making up excuses to Melissa and Phil was yelling back at the asians. "That's it. That's fucking it." I opened the door and took the bat from the nearest guy's hand. I screamed at him as I hit his head. He was on the floor, holding his head. "Hah. Who's the tough guy no-" I stopped as the other guy held a gun up at me. "I will shoot! Now tell me! WHERE IS HE?" He shouted at Phil. Eddie came out of the chapel and was shouting at the guy. Phil put the car in reverse. He drove straight over the guy's foot and the armed man ending up shooting Eddie. Stu grabbed my waist and pulled me in to the car through the open door. "WHAT THE FUCK ABI?! YOU COULD'VE BEEN KILLED." Phil yelled at me. "RATHER ME THAN ALL OF US! I WAS TRYING TO DEFEND YOU! YOU'RE WELCOME!" "YOU'RE WELCOME? FOR WHAT?!" "OH FUCK IT! I GIVE UP!" "LIKE YOU DID IN HIGH SCHOOL?" I glared at him. How could he bring that up? I felt hot tears run down my face and I brought my knees to my face.
We arrived at Jade's apartment complex and Alan was blabbering on. I was behind the guys as they walked to the apartment. "It's got uh, Ted Danson, Magnum PI and that jewish actor." "Shut up Alan. What room was it again?" "It's 825." I was still pissed off at Phil after what he said in the car. Suddenly we saw a blonde woman on the phone coming out of an apartment. She turned to us. "Oh I found him!" She put the phone down and took Carlos from the carrier. "I missed you!" She said to him. Then she looked at Stu. "And I missed you!" She pulled him into a deep kiss. She invited us in and told us what happened. Two police officers then burst through the door and pointed their guns at us before they escorted us to the station.
Right. Chapter 2 :) Needed to get this up! PLEASE leave reviews. I would like to hear ideas and what you think of them 3 THANKS GUYS:)
