We all ran up to the roof and looked for Doug all over. "DOUG!" We all shouted for him. "YOU UP HERE BUDDY?" Phil yelled looking for our missing bestfriend. "WHERE Y'AT DOUG?!" "DOUG! PLEASE! YOU UP HERE?!" I screamed."HEY GUYS! HE'S OVER HERE!" Stu yelled. Alan started running over while Phil sighed with relief. "HEY I FOUND HIM! HE'S OVER HERE!" Alan shouted, taking credit. I grabbed Phil's arm and we ran over. "HE'S OKAY! YOU'RE OKAY!" Stu was shouting and laughing. When we got to him he was burnt all over. I suppose 2 days in the sun, makes you look like a lobster. Stu was holding him up and Alan was practically caressing him. "What is going on?!" He asked us. "Hey bud? You okay?" "No. Not okay." "You look good. You got some colour. I'm jealous." "Phil." I warned. He was just going to get himself into trouble. "I'm getting married today." Doug informed us. I just nodded but Phil carried on. "Yes, you are and Doug, that's why you need to focus and do everything we say because frankly, you're wasting a little time right now." There was a long awkward pause. "Fucking asshole!" Doug screamed as he threw him self onto Phil before falling on the floor and wincing. "My skin, it burns. I helped Phil up as Doug had knocked him over and winded him too. Alan stroked Doug's cheek but Doug slapped his hand away. "Shut up! All of you, shut up! Just get me home!"

Phil and I took Doug to the hotel room while Stu got a wheelchair and tried to book flights and Alan got the car. I ran a freezing cold bath for Doug and Phil helped him in while I got him a robe and a hat. I sat on my bed and waited for Doug to get out of the bath. Phil sat next to me. "Abi? You okay?" He asked me. "I'm fine. Just thinking abou- Oh, it doesn't matter." "Abi. Tell me." "I was just thinking about Jess..and you." "Jess?" "Jess. Our daughter, Jess." "Oh. Is she going to be at the wedding?" "Yeah, my sister flew her over from Sheffield yesterday." "Well, I'm looking forward to meeting her." I looked up to him and he smiled. He leaned in and kissed me deeply until we were once again interrupted. This time by Doug, wearing the robe and hat, I got for him. "Did I miss something?" He asked, looking confused. "Uh. Um. Yeah. We got married." "Oh my god! You guys! I knew it would happen sooner or later!" "Shut up lobster! C'mon let's get you to your bride." I said, grabbing his red hand and leading him to the wheelchair. Phil pushed him to the elevator and out of the hotel. Alan was waiting with the bags and Stu was still trying to get flights, and failing. "We can drive." I said. "The wedding's in three and a half hours!" "Phil. You can do it. You can make that. Give or take half an hour. Tracy owes me one for coming on this god damn trip so I'm sure a half hour delay won't bother her!" "Fine." Stu looked over to a wall where Jade was sitting. She waved and smiled at him. "Just give me one minute." He ran over to her. "We will leave without you!" Phil shouted. "No. We won't!" I shouted. "Is he missing a tooth?" Doug asked. "Yeah. Hahahahaha!" Alan laughed. I just shook my head. The car then pulled up and we helped Doug in. "It needs to go down!" Alan said as he tried to push the roof down. "Alan. It's good!" Phil told him. "No. Safety first!" Phil gave up, climbed on the roof and jumped on it. "Don't mess the car up! You're gonna mess the car up." I got in the car behind Phil and Alan got in the passenger seat. Phil patted the windshield and Alan copied him. "Stu!" Phil shouted. "Stu!" Alan mimicked. "Come on!" "Come on!" Stu ran over and jumped in the middle between Doug and I.

Phil sped down the freeway. "At least the trip wasn't a total disaster." Doug perked up. "What makes you say that bud?" I asked him. "When I woke up on the roof, I happened to have 80,000 dollars worth of Bellagio chips in my pocket." We all cheered. After about an hour of driving, a van pulled up next to us and the door opened. "HEY NEECO!" Alan shouted at the guy sat inside the van. He threw three packages into the car and then drove off. I began to get changed while we were still driving but we pulled over for the guys to get changed. The guys got in and we almost left Alan. Stu was putting his socks on, Doug was shaving, Phil was putting his tie on, Alan was still putting his pants on and I was gelling Phil's hair back. Alan asked me to do his like Phil's so I did.

We burst through the door. I grabbed my shoes from the side table and put them on. "Sorry MapQuest took us on a really crazy route."

I met with Phil at the start of the isle. The maid of honour and best man had to walk down together. We linked arms and walked down. I noticed Steph scowling at me so I just returned the look. We parted at the end and he smiled at me.

After the ceremony, Phil went to get his son from Steph. I watched as he spun the boy round and spoke to him and then Steph left. I looked around for Jess and saw her on the dancefloor with Tracy. I ran up to her and picked her up. "Mummy!" She screamed. "Jess! I've missed you!" I hugged her. "Now, there's someone I want you to meet. Have you met Uncle Doug and Uncle Alan?" "Yes! They're really nice!" "Okay. I want you to meet uncle Stu and Daddy." "Daddy?!" "Yes!" I led her over to where Stu was stood and introduced them. "Is this Daddy?" "No. This is Uncle Stu." She gave him a huge hug and introduced herself. "Now where's Dad? I want to meet him!" I led her over to the table where Phil was sat with his son. "Jess, this is your Daddy. Phil, this is your daughter." Phil was speechless when Jess flung herself into his arms. "Dad? Who's this?" His son asked but Phil was still speechless with Jess in his arms. "Eli. This is Jess, your Daddy's daughter, and I'm well, I'm his-" "Wife." Phil continued. "Cool! I have a sister!" "Yep! Why don't you two go and play." Eli and Jess ran off hand in hand to the dancefloor and started dancing with Tracy and Doug. "She loves you, you know. She wouldn't stop asking about you the other day." "I just wish you'd told me earlier." He smiled. I sat on his lap and kissed him.

"THAT IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS!"

The band stopped playing. We looked over to where Stu and someone who I assumed was Melissa, were fighting.

"OH GOOD. 'COS WHATEVER THIS IS, AIN'T WORKIN' FOR ME!"

Phil and I looked at each other and smiled, proudly.

"Oh really?!"
"Yeah!"
"Since when?!"
"Since you fucked that waitor on your cruise last June. BOOM!"
"You told me it was a bartender?" Alan added.
"Oh, you're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender."
"You're an idiot!"
"You-You're- Argh! You're a..bad person. Like, all the way through to your core." He turned to Alan.
"Alan? Shall we dance?" He walked to the dance floor as Phil and I followed. We were all dancing in a group and joined by Alan, seconds later.


Doug, Stu, Phil and Me were sat on the patio. I was on Phil's lap with Jess in my arms and Eli was in Phil's arms.
"Dougie, I gotta tell you man. This was a gorgeous wedding." Stu said.
"I give it six months." Phil added. "You're a dick." I said as I hit is head.
"I don't know what to say. Thanks? For the bachelor party, I guess."
"Mmhmm. Yeah. I just wish we could remember some of it."

Alan walked up to the patio and he held a camera up in his hand. "Hey guys! Look what I found!"
"Woah. That's my camera!" Stu said, standing up. "Yeah, it was lodged in the backseat of the car."
Phil and I both stood up. Eli was over Phil's shoulder and Jess was on my hip, asleep. "Are there photos on it?" Phil asked. "Yeah, some of it's even worse than we thought." Alan said. "No fucking way gimme that!" Phil said. "W-w-w-w-wait." I said taking the camera from Phil. "We look at these pictures together, okay? One time and then we delete the evidence." Doug continued.
"I say we delete it right now." Stu said. "Me too." I agreed. Phil furrowed his brow at us. "Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I ended up in the hospital. Is that in there?" He asked. "Yeah, that's in there." Alan laughed. "Guys. One time. Deal?" We all said deal and Doug turned the camera on to the first picture. We all gasped. It was worse than we thought..


End. It's only got a few chapters, I know but I managed to do it. I'm going to start the sequel soon. It's all gotten up so quickly but PLEASE review! I've not gotten one yet and they would really help. Even criticism :))