Sorry for how late this chapter is. I've been very busy lately, so I haven't been able to write. This probably isn't going to make up for it, but it's the best I could give. So here you go.


Chapter 5 - BPAST

Smasher and Pit were sitting outside with their friends Ness, Lucas, Popo, Nana, Roy, and Toon Link. They were all having a nice picnic. Pit decided that it was the perfect time to prank Smasher, after all the pranks she had pulled on him. He put a spider in her sandwich. He knew she wasn't afraid of spiders (true fact actually) so it would be a good prank. At that moment, she picked up the sandwich and noticed the plastic spider out. She started laughing.

So, you're trying to get back at me for the mayo in your floor ice cream? She asked with a smile. Pit blushed from the fact she found out. While this was all happening, the others were looking at them. Specifically, Ness, who was deep in thought from this scene.

'Hmmm, that's a little suspicious. Pit blushing at Smasher? I'm suspecting something's going on. But doesn't Pit like Link? Maybe it was something else, but he definitely likes Smasher.' He thought. He whispered this to Lucas with a grin. Lucas raised an eyebrow but listened, for the fact that he feared what Ness could do when he was mad.

"S-so what are y-you suggesting?" Lucas asked.

"We get Pit to confess his feelings to her," Ness responded.

"Y-yeah, but h-how?" He clarified.

"That's where you come in. Though you're quiet, you're very smart. I'm only the muscle. My big head has only half a brain cell in it, while yours has over 86 billion! How do you think we should do it?" He whispered back. Lucas turned very red, redder than anyone had ever seen him. He liked Ness way too much. He fainted; with the last thing he heard was his name being yelled at by Ness. He woke up on a bed in Doctor Mario's office, everyone staring at him.

"D-did I faint?" He asked.

Yeah...

"G-great. S-sorry Ness." He said, blushing when meeting eye-to-eye with Ness.

"Don't worry about it, Lucas! It was hot out there anyway." He said joyfully but reassuringly.

"T-thanks. You g-guys can l-leave if you want now. I-I'm fine now." He said nervously, trying not to offend anyone.

"Ok, feel better Lucas!" Pit said before leaving with Smasher and blushing.

'Ness may be right!' Lucas thought when he saw them leaving. The rest of the group said their goodbyes and went on to train for upcoming matches. Only Ness stayed.

"Sorry for putting you on the spot outside. I know you don't like that." He said sorrily.

"I-it's not your fault," Lucas said before turning back pink. Ness didn't ask why though.

"So, let's get started with a plan," Ness said.

"W-well, we c-could just tell Smasher, you k-know." He suggested.

"Yeah, but that wouldn't end that well for Pit." Ness countered back. "We need something to get them both together, without interfering with them too much."

"W-well, we could j-just lock them together," Lucas said flatly. Ness was shocked by this. Lucas suggesting such a brutal thing. But he did like the suggestion.

"That's what I meant by your 86 million brain cells, Lucas! That's a great idea." Ness said joyfully. "Now we just need a name for the operation."

"B.P.A.S.T," Lucas said. "I-it stands for B-bring. Pit. And. S-smasher. T-together."

"There we have it," Ness said with a grin. "I wish I could be as smart as you, Lucas."

Lucas turned red again and fell back on the bed.

"Not again!" Ness said.


Lucas was with Pit in the hallway after their match.

"Lucas, you put on a real fight out there," Pit said, panting. "I'll get you next time, though!"

"T-thanks," Lucas said, blushing from how he beat Pit 4-1. Lucas then remembered B.P.A.S.T.

"Uhm, P-pit? C-can you follow m-me please?" He said nervously.

"Ok!" Pit said happily. Lucas walked with Pit to a closet. He opened it.

"C-can you look inside, please? T-there's something in t-there!" Lucas said. Pit stuck his head into the closet to see what it was. Lucas took the opportunity to push him into it and lock the door.

"LUCAS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Pit screamed in fear.

"I-I'm sorry, Pit! I'm o-only trying to help you. D-don't be s-scared, ok." Lucas said sadly. He truly didn't like doing this to his friend, but he wanted to help Pit with his romantic issues. Pit didn't respond, still in shock at what his quiet, nervous but strong, kind friend had just done to him. Lucas then ran to find Ness. He found Nes with Smasher. She was tied in a bunch of ropes and was kicking and screaming. well, not screaming, it was mumbled by the tape on her mouth.

"N-NESS! What did you d-do to her? Y-you were only supposed to b-bring her to the closet! Not all t-this!" He said angrily. Ness only shrugged. Lucas sighed and started to take untie her. When her arm was free, she ripped off the tape on her face with no sweat and started yelling at Ness.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, NESS?! IF YOU WANTED ME TO COME WITH YOU, YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED!

Ness looked at her with a smirk.

"It's just cooler this way." He said. Smasher just sighed and got up.

Where do you want me to go then?

"Just follow me!" Ness said. He started walking in the direction of the closet with Smasher following behind him. They made it to the closet. Ness opened. Curios, Smasher looked inside to see Pit whimpering.

What's Pit doing in-

She was caught of guard when she was pushed in by Ness and the closet was locked. Ness chuckled a bit before turning around.

"Have fun in there, Pit and Smasher!" He said before walking away with Lucas, whose expression was unreadable at the moment. Smasher was banging on the door walls, demanding to leave without actually opening her mouth. She stopped because she was tired and sat on the floor. Pit looked at her.

"Why did they lock us in here? What did we do?" He asked.

I know why. They think you like me because you always blush around me or whenever someone talks about me. I overheard them whispering about it. I can't believe Lucas was actually part of this silly plan anyway!

"I do like you though," Pit said. Smasher only slapped her forehead.

I'll explain to you later. Anyways, how could they even think about it? They already know you want to marry Link. I'm pretty sure all our friends know it.

Pit turned hot red.

"T-that's not true!" He said while tring to cover his face with his hands and wings.

I'm just messing with you, though we do all know your in love Link. Let's find a way out of here.

Both of them started pushing on the door untl it opened. Ness and Lucas were standing outside.

"So, you two together now?" Ness asked in a smug voice. Smasher was fuming.

WE ARE NOT TOGETHER, NESS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Lucas started running, already knowing what was going to happen. He tried to tell Ness to start running too through his mind, but Ness didn't listen. Poor Ness was going to get beat up by Smasher and maybe Pit. Ness was still standing there. Smasher pulled out her bow and detached it to become two daggers. She started slowly moving towards Ness. Ness started backing up in fear until he hit the wall. He turned around and started running, screaming for help while doing it. Pit just stood there. Wondering what just happened. Lucas came back and stood next to him. Wondering what just happened.

"Ness is super dead." They said in usion.


There it was. I'm done. Again, I SUPER sorry for how late this is. I've just been ver busy. I hope this is enough. ANyways, I got another ship in it! Lucas x Ness (Please tell me the ship's name). It will start officially in some other chapter to come soooo..., Sorry Ness x Lucas shippers! I'm also trying to start up Pink. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about? I mean Link x Pit. I'm going to start it up next chapter FOR SURE. So all my fellow shippers, stay a-watch! Will probably come tomorrow or the day after. If not, come to my house and take all my money. Please review,

-SuperSmashStoryTime

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