"Damn these bandaids look ugly on me." I said and began ripping them off my arms.
"What the fuck Sarah? You need those on." She said but I ignored her. Thank god my scratches weren't too deep because they were done bleeding.
"Hold on. I need to go to the bathroom." I told Amy and I went to the bathroom and pulled out my makeup kit. There's gotta be a spell or something to permenantly get rid of these scratches, but now is not the time. I pulled out my makeup kit and put as much makeup on my arms as possible to cover up the scratches so I wouldn't look emo (I actually am kinda emo, but I don't want anyone else to know). Then I left.
Me and Amy were in the Great Hall and eating our dinner. It was yummy. Steak and vegetables. Speaking of yummy, I saw Professor Lupin. I tried to look as cute and attractive as possible without looking like a) someone who was trying to grab his attention sexually or b) a hoe. Then I noticed something. He was talking to those three other kids again. I nudged Amy.
"Hey girl. The glasses boy is back. Now's your chance. Get to know him!" I whispered. Amy blushed and looked nervous.
"I dunno. I'm worried about what he'll think. I'm afraid he'll think I'm ugly or a freak or something" Amy said looking like she was about to cry. So I began whispering to her.
"Please girl. You really like him. Plus it helps me. Getting to know that kid could make it easier for me to get into Professor Lupin's pants. We both need to lose our virginities before we graduate. We made that promise remember?" I said.
FLASHBACK TO MUGGLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AFTER SEX ED IN FIFTH GRADE.
Me and Amy at the sex ed video tape in awe. Our teacher was playing this for us to show how babies are made. My mommy lied. Babies aren't made in a baby factory and mailed in a package. The sex ed tape was borderline porno. A guy was putting his penis into a girl's vagina and they started doing it complete with porn noises and stuff. I turned to Amy and said.
"This looks like fun. When we turn 17 we should do this before we graduate school". Because we were innocent fifth grade girls, we mistook the legal age of consent for being how old you had to be to have sex like the legal drinking age or something. We literally thought that if we had sex before the age of 17, the cops would come and take us to prison! So that kinda stuck in our pledge and still did.
END FLASHBACK
"Yeah girl. A promise is a promise." Amy replied quietly. So I looked back to Lupin and the other kids but it was too late. They were gone.
"Dammit! Sorry for talking to you too long Amy." I said.
Suddenly that hideous tramp Pansy walked up with her boyfriend Draco and two other large boys. I knew those two boys as Crabbe and Goyle. Rumor has it that they have learning disabilities but make up for that by being strong and intimidating. Draco looked less upset about being pussywhipped into boyfriendhood by Pansy and more FURIOUS. Furious at me.
"You! You kicked my girlfriend! How dare you!" He yelled.
"Tell that ugly bitch to puke in a garbage can." I said back. Then I heard another distinctively male voice. At first I thought it was Crabbe or Goyle, but it was actually Pansy.
"You are vile and gross American!" She grunted. "You will pay after dinner!" Then she, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle left. Me and Amy laughed off their threat and didn't take it seriously. We were wrong to do that.
