Chapter 2

Logged On

Here to Eat Cotton Candy And Steal Ur Girl (HTECCaSurG) (Damon)

martyrgirl (Elena)

ripperboy17(Stefan)

( me!)

HTECCaSurG: Ok, so we're all here?

: Not my friend, she's not…*frown face*

ripperboy17: Let me say this as politely as I can…No one cares about your friend!

martyrgirl: Sorry, but she asked why they hadn't killed me…I don't exactly want her back.

: I care!

HTECCaSurG: Stefan, you had something to warn us about before we were so rudely interrupted last time?

ripperboy17:Yes, Klaus is getting suspicious.

HTECCaSurG: Of what?

: But I care about my friend!

martyrgirl: Who even are you? And suspicious of what Stefan?

TheDhampir logs on

TheDhampir: I have some questions!

HTECCaSurG: Who even are your people? I made this chat room PRIVATE!

: We'll obviously you didn't make it private enough.

TheDhampir: Okay, first question: Damon… what would you do if you found out you were the father of someone's child?

HTECCaSurG:*slams fist down on table* Why do I always get asked that question? Seriously! I get stopped in the streets and asked that! If I found out I was the father of someones child, which is not even possibly, I'd probably deny it. Abandon the child. Because me, as a father, it just wouldn't work.

: Are you having a mental breakdaown Damon? Can I videotape it and put it up on youtube?

TheDhampir:Okay, Okay, second question… Stefan, why in the world are you so lame?

: hey! No bashing Stefan! *cries* He's not lame, he's not a pansy, he belongs with me, and your just jealous.

ripperboy17: I bet you'd like to tell me I'm lame as I'm ripping into your throat.

martyrgirl: Stefan, stop! Please!

ripperboy17: I can't, Elena, I'm with Klaus now, and there's nothing you can do about it.

ripperboy17 logged off

HTECCaSurG: We'll, that totally was pointless.

HTECCaSurG logged off

martyrgirl: I just want him to come back.

martyrgirl logged off

: See ya…so…

TheDhampir: Hmm…thanks for telling me about this and letting me ask stuff.

: Anytime, anytime…just don't bash Stefan too much.

TheDhampir: Okay, fine.

and TheDhampir logged off.

AN:So…this seems just totally random and fun! Ask questions, and I'll give you my (unknowing really) answers to things…thank you TheDhampir for asking some…sorry this took me so long to write. Hope you liked it. BTW, Damon's username comes from my best friend cause that was one of her favorite lines of Damon :D Review Please!